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RomanceRe: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by joseph1832(m): 8:43am On Apr 02, 2016
obontami:
happy new month to joseph1832
Ft boy
Ak thedream
D ucksoup
Puss ysandie
Callh erspices
Paulk illerman
Jealo usprince
Misss tella
Lady F
Smel lymouth




grin grin grin
Thanks bro. Wish you the same.
PoliticsRe: APC Member Shares Pictures Of More Gift From Osinbajo. Calls PDP Liars by joseph1832(m): 7:43am On Apr 02, 2016
Good deeds should be done to do good. Not do good and blast people. Except the people need blasting of course. grin
PoliticsRe: No Nigerian Leader, Democratic Or Dictatorial, Has Ever Succeeded - Aljazeera by joseph1832(m): 5:45am On Apr 02, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Nigeria is plagued by pathetic leadership
From some pathetic people. From a person's behavior, you can know if that person can lead or not. tongue
Poems For ReviewRe: Jigsawkillah. by joseph1832(op): 10:14pm On Apr 01, 2016
leki10:
OMG.... Dis is damn funny
How is it funny?
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by joseph1832(m): 6:39pm On Apr 01, 2016
Lezzlie:
Of course she can't!!!

Bïtch's been trying to carve a niche for herself with the wings of my thread.

She wants the easy way out without having to face your posers!!!

Damn if I'll let her.


And the fool has made it a habit of sharing my posts cos she follows sëun!!!

Bïtch doesn't know I don't care a good goddamn about bans.
Interesting....
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by joseph1832(m): 5:45pm On Apr 01, 2016
postmann:
I think you're the pest here. What are you doing on this thread?

It was written by a man against women as a counter. Not against epicene fellows to which you belong.

Your inability to locate your kind to which you share affinity makes you the real pest and the true busy body.
Can you ask the newest female mercenary on the block why she refused answEring my mentions?.

Cc Audray.
RomanceRe: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by joseph1832(m): 5:41pm On Apr 01, 2016
I wonder why some people can be so stewpid and ignorant, to the extent they don't feel ashamed showing it and swimming in it.
RomanceRe: Bankers are very Fake and Stingy!!! living a borrowed lifestyle,ladies beware! by joseph1832(m): 5:17pm On Apr 01, 2016
Jadekitana:
Don't let their suit and flashy cars deceive you, bankers are broke! Damn broke! I even heard a recent trend that bankers these days earn less than 70k and yet when you see them in clubs you would think they are Tony Elumelu's sons! Pretence everywhere.
No doubt. The emboldened prove that the OP has committed the fallacy of hasty generalization, which lead her to commit another fallacy, non sequitor because she made a comment forgetting that the pay in banks defer.

Imagine this particular Zenith big boy has been disturbing my line for a hang out.I thought of honouring the invitation since its just a hang out.

This bloody cretin is so proud that even his shirts exude pride,he displays his expensive shoes on bbm,hangs out in exotic bars, always balling with the big guys not knowing he wasn't even a full staff of the bank.

He came to pick me few minutes to 6pm,took me to this strange lounge with flowers all over and ordered Asun.The waitress surprisingly brought a very small plate of Asun for both of us. Before I even picked my toothpick,this guy has finished the whole plate and the onions as well.I was just observing! I then called the waitress and asked how much was the asun,she said 500naira! I told her to bring 2plates. This shameful thing finished his plate and entered mine,i didn't talk.

That wasn't even the height! After this useless display on our way out he called the waitress and demanded for his change for drinks he bought, I was thinking the change was big that he had to keep us waiting! Hell no! 100naira!! He couldn't dash the waitress 100naira bloody stingy fellow.Yet when he starts displaying those fake dps one would think he's Jim Ovias Son! Fake life everywhere. Ladies don't get carried away, all na packaging,they have nothing! Just living a borrowed life style to fit in.



As usual his number has been deleted till eternity.
A thread filled with hasty generalizations, non sequitor comments and as such, baselesss, narrow minded and also, shallow minded.

Kudos to the OP!.
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by joseph1832(m): 8:16am On Apr 01, 2016
Audray:
See how you are talking thoughtlessly? Sure "audray" is a corruption of the name "Audrey" which happens to be my real name.Are you trying to say that you don know that Nigerians go by English/American names? Where are you? 124 B.C? Oh!how come you dint use YOUR real name nko?Mr FTBOY... Who's the hipocrite now?. Of course the write up affects me because it is ridiculous and Btw Daretodiffer was soo on point. Naija girls are never original my ass... You men woudnt know a good thing even if it walked up to you and slapped you in the face.SMH.
How is she so on point. Kindly explain I besiege thee.

At color red. Please what do you mean exactly. If you mean 'knowing a good thing' by objectifying a woman. Well yeah, naija men will never fail to acknowledge a woman who has great hips, ass and boobies... That's a cinch you can take to the bank.
RomanceRe: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by joseph1832(m): 8:10am On Apr 01, 2016
Audray:
And...you must be the umpire. Did i mention your name here? Busy body.
Its a forum where anybody can quote or mention anybody.
LiteratureRe: My Anthology by joseph1832(m): 8:01am On Apr 01, 2016
Loquacious:
Sorry I didn't post then, now you can read. Thanks Joseph 1832
Okay. Seen.
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Christianity EtcRe: Crisis Hits CAN Over Oritsejafor's Plan To Rig Election For Preferred Candidate by joseph1832(m): 7:58am On Apr 01, 2016
It looks like the spiritual father of Oga Jona is trying to be very smart. Lol.

But on a serious note, should something like this be said of a christian? Oritsejafor who is a man of god, who often tell us that he is a christian, is he suppose to be accuse of planning to rig election? First he was accuse of buying arms for the administration of Jonathan, now this, all this is just a pointer that these men of god are not even christians, just fraudsters who use the cloak of religion to hide their dirty linen.
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Preaching Bill: Resolving The Constitutional Controversy (1) ...punch by joseph1832(m): 7:52am On Apr 01, 2016
Friday is here.
RomanceRe: Masturbation Vs Fornication by joseph1832(m): 7:43am On Apr 01, 2016
donshady. Already did. And non of them even mentioned all this things that blogger posted. Even a poster heRe said he started masturbating when his finAnce went to NYSC camp. Now I don't see how that will make him prone to becoming gay.

Bro, you and that blogger should know masturbation is a very different thing when it has to do with teenagers and adults.

The blogger you used as a source only succeeded in making hasty generalizations and quoting journals that was conducting from 2009 below.


Things have changed since then... www.healthystrokes.com/questionsp.html from this link, many who masturbate are still kids...
RomanceRe: Masturbation Vs Fornication by joseph1832(m): 7:30am On Apr 01, 2016
donshady:
This is not my first time discussing this topic... Both on foreign and local websites.. Visit scholarly answers...

http://scholarlyanswers..com.ng/2013/01/22-harmful-effects-of-masturbation-in.html?m=1
Cool. However, I find it curious that the blog you use didn't make its source 'clickable' so people can read the original research conducted by this people.

So I believe most of what the blog posted about the effects of masturbation are full of fallacies.
LiteratureRe: My Anthology by joseph1832(m): 7:11am On Apr 01, 2016
And what are we suppose to criticize?
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RomanceRe: Masturbation Vs Fornication by joseph1832(m): 7:08am On Apr 01, 2016
donshady:
None is advisable. but I'll still prefer fornication to masturbation because

1. Masturbation makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2. Masturbation creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Masturbation is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Masturbation addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Masturbation creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after ejaculation of your sperm. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Masturbation causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Masturbation also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after ejaculation and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while masturbating will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9. Masturbation cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of a sexual practice/ sex organ of the opposite sex. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., sex.

10. Masturbation creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse sexual problems if chance knocks the door.

11. Masturbation leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for sexual pleasure.

12. Masturbation is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over masturbation reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not masturbate.

14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on masturbation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; ejaculation often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically masturbation is wrong; you think of X/Y and do sex of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time.

18. Masturbation creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19. Masturbation is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. It is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who masturbate will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Masturbation induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.,
I'll like to know the source of this finding. I'm intrigued to know how you came about this. Kindly share please...
PhonesRe: Streaming Or Downloading Videos, Most Cheaper?? by joseph1832(m): 6:28pm On Mar 31, 2016
jaybee3:
I'm sure i can pay the whole salary of your entire family with enough left to pop with awon boiz

Now run along.... your 5 minutes of fame has expired

You are henceforth ignored!!
Now if I was the guy you quoted, I would have told you "action speaks louder than words". Or, I'll even indulge you to listen to Barry White's "practice what you preach". grin grin grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Under The Moon Tonight by joseph1832(m): 6:03pm On Mar 31, 2016
What form is the poem, and I can't seem to see anything relating to marxism in the theme of the poem. All I see is just disappointment.
EducationRe: Samuel Olorunfemi-Adams, UniAbuja Lecturer, Accused Of Victimization (pics) by joseph1832(m): 3:20pm On Mar 30, 2016
IamMissMarvel:
Your Mortal Batman can't stand my Kryptonian Superman.
Yea, but that didn't stop my mortal Batman from defeating your kryptonian Superman, did it? tongue
EducationRe: Samuel Olorunfemi-Adams, UniAbuja Lecturer, Accused Of Victimization (pics) by joseph1832(m): 2:45pm On Mar 30, 2016
IamMissMarvel:
Did you see Dawn of Justice?

Just checked, it's actually Bleed.

Gracias
I see someone quoted my mentor, The Dark Knight. Actually taking my time before I see the movie. Whatever has to do with Batman need not be rushed into, wish I could say the say for Stewpid man, sorry Superman.

darkenedrebel:
saw the trailer last year but not the movie...planning to go see that in 2 weeks or so with one of my Caucasian hotties...

and you're welcome...
RomanceRe: Ladies, Whats Your Criteria For Responding To Messages from guys on social media by joseph1832(m): 2:40pm On Mar 30, 2016
Monalisa185:
hehehehe, Joe...you are so right.... Buh the bolded, who exactly is it directed to? male or female folks
Both male and female as I've come to know pretending, forming, faking and lying is not just exclusive to females alone. Guys lie just as much as girls lie.

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