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Monalisa185:
nah man! this place ain't no confy zone, bring dry gin, rocks we could use in place of pillows and a mat...yeah, perfect!!

ohhhh, sorry, must have been when I went off NL for a month+...when I got back, I started having issues checking my mentions.. still having same issues, though it's been partially resolved...

what you been up to?

LOL. Been working my ass off. The holiday is usually when my work gets serious.

So, what took you off Nairaland? Business or pleasure?

Ecoterrorist:
ive got a lot on my plate so anytime i come around i love doing it with a bang

Let's hope the bang doesn't blow your head up. I'll hate to see that happen oh...

Ecoterrorist:
zombie alert

Ah ah! I thought you've gone into oblivion?

His attempt at sarcasm is well noted. However, I'll advise the senator so please watch his words, so he won't end up chewing it later on...

darkenedrebel:
...the proposition is still pabbling in the cauldron...when all of the ideas have been tonified, the fax would be materialized...

...be patient, sir...

Hmm. Hope I'm not going to get some Harry Potter sh1t? LOL

agarawu23:
yimu

Same to u bro

We cool bro.

FlawlessRebirth2:
.NOP

Marvelous. Does this mean you're open to having your boify cheat? Cos if you are, two can play that game. Lol.

In Manchester Black's voice: Hey darkenedrebel, what on earth happened to that bloody email?.

agarawu23:
you can't survive politics section without being banned cos ibod members won't let your "mentions" sleep

Though I have reduced my activeness there too cos no much time to surf Nl these days.

Sexuality abi? I trust u

I never knew my trust is in denial. Lol.

Anyway, have a lovely Easter.

Monalisa185:
hi, non stranger...I'm very well, thank you...

I'm chilling right here in sambisa, not London

and you, how you?

Good to know. You mind if I come join you in Sambisa? I'll be bringing a chilled bottle of Moet couple with some nice pillows and a mattress...

And I'm cool like that. Thanks for asking. You kinda went Ghost Mode on m. What gives?...

FlawlessRebirth2:
.CAN YOU IMAGING?
BABES.....

Yes babes. You have any problem with it?

agarawu23:
work is cool.
This one u remember me today
Hope u wanna gv me something?

I barely see you around, I hardly comment on politics section, each time I stay too long there commenting, I end up with a ban. And frankly, I'm tired of being banned.

I have work to do here. Lol. not here oh, sexuality section. Lol.

ellacute45:
Grabs popcorn

What about the groundnut

agarawu23:
baba
I dey o

How levels
And your babes?

We pushing it, piece by piece. My babes are doing well, thanks for asking.

How's work?

agarawu23:
[size=14pt]Agarawu 23[/size]

Their nightmare
God4bid I ever exchange brawls with young shall grows anymore

I am very expensive
Only your BOSS can get my attention here. Go and call him out.

Hey bro. Been a while, how you?

Synzu:
You sucked Venus' bosoms?



Evening lezz 2.0

Venus is a term I use in referring to women who are classy and every bit assy. Lol. Ever tasted breast milk before?

Laveda:
I'm not stùpid!

LOL. Sorry.

Synzu:
You gonna have to suck on my lips to find out if. It tastes like honey bby


I swear, I have no furkin idea what we starting

Fill me in will ya??

Honey? I thought nectar was the real deal? As given to us from the bosom of Venus herself.

Hmm... LOL.

Monalisa185:
work is fine jare, we pushing... school no sweet again jor, exam ayaff spoil everything, Buh thank God for the short holiday...

and you...started exams yet?

Howdy stranger. How's London? Lol.

Laveda:
Hmmm
So you think you're not stùpid too?
I see.

Everybody is stewpid oh. Some people just misuse their own and make nuisances of themselves.

ireneony:
no one is senseless or jobless. . This is for fun

Oh really. Care to humor me? Lol.

gentlegenius:
I used to be addicted to Facebook but ever since I joined Nairaland, I only visit Facebook once a day. This has nothing to do with patriotism but simply because I've already learned so much and I'm still learning here on Nairaland. To some extent, Nairaland has improved my intellect more than Facebook.
But there are a few things Nairaland should learn from Facebook. One of them is the absence of DELETE. Why can't we completely delete any post we don't need or probably posted by mistake or in a wrong section? I only dislike Nairaland for this. Seun and co pls take note.

I totally feel you. I even stopped being active on both facebook and twitter. I prefer Nairaland.

The things I've learned and the annoying people I've met makes it totally worth it.

Strahovski1:
Hahaha..

Food is ready

When I say all ladies are wh0res they will begin to complain . Look at this.. for $15k oh my God.

$15k is a lot of money

Ha, I don't blame her again.

When she is rich the wailers are poor

That's the irony of life!.

Tolexander:
loooooooooooooonnnnnnnng time bro.

Na engagement disengage me from Nairaland o. Lol!

E dey happen, hope the engagement bring money sha? Lol.

Tolexander:
pls which Government are you talking about?

Government Ekpelomokpolo aka Tompolo
Or
Government of our Nation?

LMAO. Bro, where did you disappear to?