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Christianity EtcRe: Tom Samson's Rolls-Royce 50th Birthday Gift (pics) by joseph1832(m): 8:47pm On Mar 28, 2016
"Religion is truly the opiate of the masses". To think many still fall under this sham called religion still beats my imagination.
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by joseph1832(m): 8:38pm On Mar 28, 2016
funmind:
You are so pathetic!
Pathetic kor lepa shandi nii. Welcome to Nairaland. tongue
RomanceRe: E Maa Dobo »»»*** {make Una Dey Fccck Toto}***««« by joseph1832(m): 8:36pm On Mar 28, 2016
obontami:
http://m.timesofindia.com/life-style/
relationships/man-woman/9-reasons-you-
should-have-sex-everyday/
articleshow/11615900.cms
Bro add the source at the end of opening post. All I have to say is, those who have ears, let them hear.

But wait oh, many people wey dey yan dust for here go dey faya anyhow for real life oh. Na so so pretend pipu sabi pretend for dis nairaland. Mtscheeew!
CelebritiesRe: Sade Adu Won Grammy Awards Four Times(photos) by joseph1832(m): 5:37pm On Mar 28, 2016
989900:
Those 2 are everyone's favorite -- especially in the 80s. cheesy
"By your side" (2002), is my favorite though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8QJmI_V3j4
How do you know this?
Christianity EtcRe: Ese Walter Denounces Jesus, Says She No Longer Believes In God by joseph1832(m): 5:36pm On Mar 28, 2016
Well I believe her eyes have become open. I've always believed that religion is a garment people wear just to feel among, and when they don't want to feel among, they remove it and do unspeakable things.
CelebritiesRe: Sade Adu Won Grammy Awards Four Times(photos) by joseph1832(m): 5:30pm On Mar 28, 2016
Lovely. Her hit song Sweetest Taboo got me way back. Also like Smooth Operator. Girl can sing.

Kudos Sade.
PoliticsRe: Usman Guba, Only The North Has The Right To Claim Ownership Of Nigeria's Oil by joseph1832(m): 12:56pm On Mar 28, 2016
How did this guy come about this finding? I wonder when some of this northerners will stop making stewpid and nonsense comments.
CrimeRe: Businessman Loses Briefcase, Driving Licence To Prostitute After One Round by joseph1832(m): 12:04pm On Mar 28, 2016
A thief will always be a thief. They always use different cloak to hide themselves.
EducationRe: Which University Has The Highest Rate Of Cultism In Nigeria? by joseph1832(m): 11:16am On Mar 28, 2016
CaroLyner:
what exactly are you fighting for?
Freedom from second/mental slavery
Freedom from neo colonialism,
Freedom from capitalism/imperialism
Freedom from oppressors/intimidaters

"Free at last, free at last, and the world will be free at last" - Dr. Martin Luther King. In his famous I Have A Dream Speech.

Even the common nigerian man seek freedom. Listen to Femi Kuti's I Wanna Be Free, and you'll have an idea what I'm talking about.
EducationRe: Which University Has The Highest Rate Of Cultism In Nigeria? by joseph1832(m): 10:56am On Mar 28, 2016
Eseose9:
Lol her name is chinelo
The one that was impeached right? Lol.
RomanceRe: Na Wa For Men Ooooo by joseph1832(m): 9:24am On Mar 28, 2016
cruzita:
A man will have as many girlfriend as he like,promise them unforeseen love,sleep with them and discard them like tissue paper.but when he wants to get married ,he will like to marry a virgin,good girl and hardworking girl.my question is
Nobody is forcing you not to have as many boyfriends as you like. You can even start dating and sleeping with 14 year ol' boys.

Now to your questions.


WHO WILL MARRY THE ONES U SPOILT
A man will marry them.


WHO WILL MARRY THE ONES U DISFLOWERED .
ANSWER SINCERELY
Another man will marry them. Remember, "one mans food is another mans poison".
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by joseph1832(m): 9:16am On Mar 28, 2016
obontami:
by the time the osho free land the iidiot for jail shebi hin eye go clear grin
Yes ke. All those who sold their votes for 2 derica of rice were in prison for 16 years. Now, freedom is here. Lol.
Christianity EtcRe: Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon's Easter Greetings. by joseph1832(m): 9:08am On Mar 28, 2016
Tolexander:
is this a greeting?

How would someone greet me in a language I don't understand?
Now that is the question.
FamilyRe: Cheat Ing Men Dont Need Prayers. They Need To Be Kicked To The Curb by joseph1832(m): 9:03am On Mar 28, 2016
I'll always maintain that some women, if not most, are the architects of their own destruction.

Before you married that cheating husband, he was a cheating boyfriend right, so if cheating is what you can't stomach, why in the name of Anubis did you marry him?

Oh yea you prayed and believed God will touch his heart? Yea right!. Keep on praying...
CrimeRe: Man Rapes 14-year-old, Brutalises Victim’s Father by joseph1832(m): 8:56am On Mar 28, 2016
obontami:
[size=5pt] smellymouth I know say na you tongue



BTW shey people still dey rape when shaolin full everywhere like wetiiiiiin
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You forget say shaolin na olopa, wey go collect your last 1kobo if you let am? Lol.

Rape na free na! That's why some eediots like am pass wetin. Osho free no go kill some pepu for dis naija.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Begs Obama To Visit Nigeria(pics) by joseph1832(m): 8:53am On Mar 28, 2016
Tolexander:
What has changed about Kenya after Barack Obama had visited Kenya?
They now have sex in the open. Fancy that happening here. Lol. grin
RomanceRe: If She Ask For Huge Amount, Put Her Through This Test by joseph1832(m): 7:42am On Mar 28, 2016
prettythicksme:
If ur babe ask to buy her phone&u dont have d money,will u go&steal?Tell her u dont have,rather dan telling her to call her dad!That is stupidity!
My girlfriend can not ask me to buy her a phone, I don't date girls who have entitlement mentality.
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by joseph1832(m): 12:57pm On Mar 27, 2016
freecocoa:
I don't see why I have to tell you anything specially.


Thank you.
Now I know you're just talking for the sake of talking. Have fun talking.
RomanceRe: Let's Have Fun by joseph1832(m): 12:37pm On Mar 27, 2016
joseph1832:
08. That's 8. Men am I young. Lol. grin
Ah I have an age mate.

falconey:
grin
08 ......... Cool.
RomanceRe: Let's Have Fun by joseph1832(m): 12:36pm On Mar 27, 2016
08. That's 8. Men am I young. Lol. grin
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by joseph1832(m): 12:31pm On Mar 27, 2016
freecocoa:
People like the person it was directed at, EOD.
You seem to deal a lot in ultimatums. Surely the person you referred to must have done something grievous for you to say "people like him are the problems we have in this world" I just want to know what that problem is.

Thank you.
RomanceRe: If She Ask For Huge Amount, Put Her Through This Test by joseph1832(m): 12:29pm On Mar 27, 2016
midolian:
I totally agree with you.....Just trying to say the OP's stunt is childish.
Childish, hmm I wouldn't know. But what I do know is many girls like to use the opportunity of being called girlfriends, just as a means of getting funds from a guy.

All the more reason when I'm in a relationship, if the only thing a girl is bringing is sex, and she demands money, then she's as good as a hoe, and I treat her as one.
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by joseph1832(m): 12:22pm On Mar 27, 2016
freecocoa:
Yes, I use a bottle of moet to wash it down, blawdy m0ron.

You people are the problem we have in this world, Ndi ara.
I'm a little bit forced to ask what is the problem we have in this world?
RomanceRe: If She Ask For Huge Amount, Put Her Through This Test by joseph1832(m): 12:13pm On Mar 27, 2016
midolian:
And when you need sex from her, she asks you put a call through to your mother and put it on speaker...



Lalasticlala, happy easter celebration.
On the contrary bro, with 50k you will definitely get a chic who is ten times finer than her. If you know what I mean wink
RomanceRe: If She Ask For Huge Amount, Put Her Through This Test by joseph1832(m): 12:10pm On Mar 27, 2016
prettythicksme:
Ode nie grin if u cant call ur mother wen u need sex,den ur r a bastard grin
That's suppose to be a taboo. How can a son be asking his mother for sex huh
RomanceRe: If She Ask For Huge Amount, Put Her Through This Test by joseph1832(m): 12:09pm On Mar 27, 2016
bloodyBLOGGER:
The mentality of naija girls now is that a guy must become their meal ticket. Once they finally say yes to his toastings, they start dumping responsibilities in tune of huge amounts on the guy's head even when they know he's not capable of sorting such.

When you find yourself in that kind of situation, put her through this test:

Let's say she wants you to buy a Samsung phone worth 50k for her. When she comes to your place uttering such demand, tell her you will give her the money right away but on one condition- she has to call her father on phone and place it on loud speaker in your presence.

Tell her to tell her father that she wants him to buy her a phone. Listen to the man's reaction. If the old man is not in tune with the latest gadgets going on in today's world, he might agree to get her one.

If the man agrees to buy her a phone thinking it's a Nokia 3310 she wants, tell her to tell him the price which is 50k. The man's reaction will most definitely startle you to laughter grin. He will definitely get angry at such demand and make his point clear that he can't afford to spend on such frivolity except he's dangote. He might even tell her to remember the humble background she's from. grin


What's the point of the test?

Why should she dump that kind of responsibility on a struggling guy like you, a responsibility that a mature and salary earner his afraid of bagging?

You will be stupid to foot such bill if you do not have huge savings in an account. Don't you even have a mother, a sister or a relative to lavish on? These are the people who will always remember you for such gesture, not some silly girl who thinks 50k grows on trees. That 50k might be bigger than the amount her father collects as pension from the government. Yet, she wants you to spend it on a phone that will run out of trend when the new model drops. With the rate of unemployment in the country, graduates are willing to kill to get a job that pays 30k. Yet, some undergraduate is spending way more than that just to impress a girl who is probably already eyeing another guy.

Try to apply wisdom in ever thing you do. Stop accepting responsibilities their fathers can't shoulder. The worst is that their demands are silly material things of no real value. Accepting such stupidity is one of the reasons why some guys never make it in life.


I know some female readers on this thread might be like... "lamentations of a broke dude".

Guess what? Your father is also a broke dude if you can't call him on phone to tell him to buy you a phone worth 50k.



Pick up the phone and call your father now grin
Now listening to R. Kelly's Pick Up The Phone. Lol.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Ends In April, No Longer May – Kachikwu by joseph1832(m): 8:05am On Mar 27, 2016
HonEmeritus:
His previous comment had already irked Nigerians..
True that, it irked me particularly. Hoping he will not back down on his words.
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity Ends In April, No Longer May – Kachikwu by joseph1832(m): 8:03am On Mar 27, 2016
PassingShot:
We hope so.

Meanwhile, frustration is killing some wailing zombies already. Some of them are here.
The last time there was fuel scarcity, after it ended, 50kobo was removed... Hoping with the end of the one, may be 5 Naira would be removed.

What angers me is the way this filling stations are making money off nigerians because of this fuel scarcity, by the time its over, some would have been made. Especially the owners of these filling stations.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by joseph1832(m): 7:58am On Mar 27, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
indeed joseph
Splendid.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by joseph1832(m): 7:57am On Mar 27, 2016
Monalisa185:
awwwww, sorry about that... go easy, mangrin
both actuallycheesy
Thanks...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Derailer's thread: the last person to comment wins by joseph1832(m): 11:53pm On Mar 26, 2016
Obiorathesubtle, isn't the enemy of my enemy my friend? grin

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