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Career › Re: Should Ladies Be Granted Menstrual Leave? by joseph1832(m): 7:11pm On Mar 22, 2016

darkenedrebel:
...I read wide on a variety of subjects daily...

Well so do I. But that doesn't mean you know what/how it feels like dripping blood from your crotch.

...not directly, but by reading, and of course, by coming in contact with menstruating ladies & hearing them recount their tales...call it experience by vicarious media.

I've heard ladies and know ladies who give or say different things about menstruation. Which of course, doesn't conform to what you said earlier that warranted me quoting you.

...JAMB question...

Rather post UME question.

...have you experienced Boko Haram's terrorism firsthand or in person before, asides from what you see on TV or in the papers?; answer is no, but you still discuss freely about the matter right?

Like Pen said in Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, "assumption is the mother of all _fuck-ups". I've experienced Boko Haram before. I served in the north, so I can speak first hand about things... I know what its like scurrying for safety when the bogey man comes knocking.

...like I said, menstruation is painless, unless the lady's ladened with some sort of clitoral infection; or suffers from dysmenorrhea.

So, you can't generalize. Experiences differ when it comes to menstruation...

Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Shows Off Her Real Face by joseph1832(m): 4:51pm On Mar 22, 2016

So all the face she's been showing us are fake? O ka re.

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Career › Re: Should Ladies Be Granted Menstrual Leave? by joseph1832(m): 3:14pm On Mar 22, 2016

daretodiffer:
It is relatively painless. There are few jabs here and there but in most cases, they aren't serious enough to abandon life for bedroom

I've seen girls who go from active to inactive when they're in that time of the month. Some even fall sick, some complain of stomach ache, some complain of waist pain etc.

My ex told me menstrual circle is not the same in every woman as some don't even feel anything, while its a nightmare for some.

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Career › Re: Should Ladies Be Granted Menstrual Leave? by joseph1832(m): 2:50pm On Mar 22, 2016

darkenedrebel:
...I'm drawing conclusions that majority of the commenters so far, are ignorant of the fact that menstruating is an entirely painless process; neither does it hinder a working woman from performing her duties, except in rare cases of dysmenorrhea & umm umm...whatchamacallit?....

...it's like saying men should be granted office leave whenever they have to pee...

At the emboldened, how do you know? Have you experienced menstrual pains before? Do you have a vagina?

Is it proper for one to speak of something one hasn't experienced before?

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Celebrities › Re: Nomoreloss' Photo: Lepacious Bose Blasts Those Using His Pics On Social Media by joseph1832(m): 12:27pm On Mar 22, 2016

This aint a shame. Its a crime shame. But, didn't people say an artist(e) is not really appreciated until he's dead huh

Politics › Re: Wailers Got It Wrong Again On Obj's Comment by joseph1832(m): 12:19pm On Mar 22, 2016

ashjay001:
To qualify as a wailer, u av to be unreasonable in d face of reason n illogical in d face of logic.

Crazy mofos!

And stewpid in the face of stupidity and also senseless in the face of senselessness.

Celebrities › Re: 'Male Barbie' Idris Okuneye Scammed While Helping Pay Someone's Hospital Bill by joseph1832(m): 11:48am On Mar 22, 2016

Creamish:
Stalker.. How am i gloating here? If he was duped, the lady will have it worse. Datz Karma.

Oh yea... How so?. tongue

And to prove I'm not a stalker like you label me, I won't quote you for 2 seconds... 1, 2.

Point proven. I'm not a stalker. Now gimme some ice cream baby. Hehehe grin

Celebrities › Re: 'Male Barbie' Idris Okuneye Scammed While Helping Pay Someone's Hospital Bill by joseph1832(m): 11:34am On Mar 22, 2016

Creamish:
What goes around comes back around. #KARMA

And why am I not surprised to find you here? It would seem anywhere a man is getting served, you're there gloating... tongue

Poems For Review › Re: MizMyColi. by joseph1832(op): 10:49am On Mar 22, 2016

Dyt:
Well Here for that Missy ain't bad

You can say that again. Lol.

Poems For Review › Re: MizMyColi. by joseph1832(op): 9:52am On Mar 22, 2016

KashyBaby:
What for?

Cos poems aint your thang, that's why finding you here is strange. Lol.

Poems For Review › Re: MizMyColi. by joseph1832(op): 9:51am On Mar 22, 2016

MizMyColi:

Joe, I'm touched.
Get me a hanky please.

Thank you.
Thank you veeerryyyy much.

I really appreciate this. thank you.

LOL. You're more than welcome.

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Poems For Review › Re: MizMyColi. by joseph1832(op): 9:50am On Mar 22, 2016

KashyBaby:
Poem section is ain't my thing...but I dunno y u mentioned me?

That's the very reason I mentioned you.

Poems For Review › Re: MizMyColi. by joseph1832(op): 9:47am On Mar 22, 2016

Dyt:
She's everywhere
The epistle lady

Hbd mizmy coli

Even you are here. I've never seen you and KashyBaby here before, what gives?

Poems For Review › Re: MizMyColi. by joseph1832(op): 9:37am On Mar 22, 2016*

ANALYSIS OF THE POEM

PLOT: The poem is based on the moniker MizMyColi. The poem focuses on her many attributes which, paramount amount them is the monikers ability to infect and infest everything with love and care.

The moniker is known to always preach love and particularly see the good in everything, also refusing to see bad in anything. The moniker also has the dying penchant for creating very long threads which is usually based on love.

STRUCTURE OF THE POEM: The poem takes the structure of the acrostic poem, where each line starts with an alphabet of a particular word and the word is usually the title of the poem. In this case, the word is MizMyColi.

The poem has the total of nine (9) lines, written in no particular feet of meter structure. The poem doesn't have any rhyme scheme. As most acrostic poem don't usually rhyme.

POETIC DEVICE:

Alliteration: Used in line 1 of the poem. "Musing muse a woman who muse".

Consonance: Used in line 2 of the poem. "Medulla of Men".

Assonance: Used in line 1 of the poem. The words "musing muse".

Elision: This is used in line 3 of the poem. It is used to shorten the word 'enriching' from making the line too long.

Enjambment: This device is used in line 1 and 7 in the poem.

End-Stopped Line: Used in lines 2,3,4,5,6,8 and 9 in the poem.

Ellipsis: Used in the middle of lines 7 and 9 in the poem.

Metaphor: Used in line 2 and 3 of the poem. "Ideas into the medulla of men" and"zealously 'riching their minds with warmth".

THEME:

Joy.

Poems For Review › MizMyColi. by joseph1832(op): 9:37am On Mar 22, 2016*

M using muse of a woman who muse
I deas into the medulla of men.
Z ealously 'riching their minds with warmth,
M aking it spew beauty un-parallel,
Y ear in year out.
C onsciously holding all caught in her path.
O verriding negativity... replacing it with
L ove, joy, happiness, humor and laughter.
I ntelligent, a woman she is... MizMyColi.

*Happy Birthday MizMyColi.

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Autos › Re: For Sale: Toyota Camry 2013. by joseph1832(op): 7:57am On Mar 22, 2016

Politics › Re: Food Prices: PMB Vs GEJ by joseph1832(m): 7:32am On Mar 22, 2016*

gohome:

Dude! It is expected that comparism is done after PMB completes his tenure, not when he's barely even 1 year into it.

So, I'll have you know that there is no basis for comparism. Wait, let him finish his tenure, then, you can compare all you want.

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Education › Re: Student Battered By Principal Of Eva Adelaja Girls Secondary -"Graphic Pictures" by joseph1832(m): 7:28am On Mar 22, 2016

ronaldbecky:
silent is d answer 2 a fool

Oh really. Look at the mirror and tell me what you see. tongue

Celebrities › Re: Olumuyiwa Osinuga "Nomoreloss" Is Dead (Singer, Comedian) by joseph1832(m): 10:12pm On Mar 21, 2016

R.I.P bruv. You will not be forgotten in a hurry.

Literature › Re: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by joseph1832(m): 10:03pm On Mar 21, 2016

timpaker:

Money? Since when?

Since the time I knew my name isn't Joseph.

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge [rules & Schedule] by joseph1832(m): 6:50pm On Mar 21, 2016

Creamish:
On top ur matter? U wish! Shift jor..go judge!! Lol

Like I once said, "denial is the most predictable human response". LOL.

Literature › Re: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by joseph1832(m): 6:46pm On Mar 21, 2016

darkenedrebel:
...there was a crucifix on the hay pile...
crucifix = christianity or christian..
...a stack of hay can also be called a bale of hay...

Christian Bale...

....thumbs up...I expected cao to get this at first glance...

Bro crucifix also = vampire. LOL.

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge [rules & Schedule] by joseph1832(m): 6:42pm On Mar 21, 2016

Creamish:
#stalker

I want to believe you're not flattering yourself? tongue

Education › Re: Student Battered By Principal Of Eva Adelaja Girls Secondary -"Graphic Pictures" by joseph1832(m): 6:39pm On Mar 21, 2016

magicminister:
I still maintain that regardless of what the girl does, no head prefect or whatever has the right to physically assault her.
The duty of the prefect is to watch and report to teachers when fellow students become unruly or act in an unethical manner.
The marks on her body is not discipline. Its an assault.

Yes that's true. But still, I maintain that everyone in this motion picture is guilty and no one should be spared. We must remove sentiment whenever we are dealing with issues.

That is why i work hard so my children will never have to attend these ghetto schools where they hire touts to be teachers.

So, i can proudly say that none of my children will ever be in this type of situation but if per chance, they find themselves in a situation where they have to stand up and defend themselves, then i would give them a medal if they cave in the face of their tormentor and mop the floor with their blood.

So you're saying this sort of thing only happen in public schools? Wow!

You might not know that most of these so called private schools hire people who aren't even skilled in educating a child, all they think about is money, that's why they make a mess of a kids life.

I'll have you know that teachers, don't just teach kids, they instill discipline, guide, tutor and mentor kids, teachers act as in loco parentis to kids, so that the kids, will be not just good to their families, but to the society at large, because a damaged kid is not only a danger to himself/herself, but to the society at large.

You have no idea the amount of bribes these private schools pay to ministry of education inspectors, just to stay in business. Some of them aren't even registered.

Once again, everybody is at fault here. The teachers went overboard, so did the head girl, and the girl that was slapped. The parents who even posted this news, failed to even tell us what their daughter did, that made the head girl slap her. They omitted a very vital information. I want to know what spurred those teachers to beat that girl like that.

Literature › Re: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by joseph1832(m): 6:19pm On Mar 21, 2016

darkenedrebel:
...solve the pic that has Dora the explorer...

...if you get it right, I would gladly give you my girlfriend to shāg for one week...

I'll have you know my good man, that sex doesn't motivate me, only money does... grin

Literature › Re: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by joseph1832(m): 5:31pm On Mar 21, 2016

darkenedrebel:
...I'm surprised no has been able to solve the pic with two crows... the one that has the inscription: attempted murder...

...the collective noun for crows is murder...just as you say a herd of cattle, you equally say a murder of crows...

...crows/attempted MURDER...thank me later...

...more puns coming up in a jiffy...

There are two black birds sitting on a wall, one named peter, one named paul.... LMaO.

Literature › Re: ...Puns to get your brain juices flowing........(photos) by joseph1832(m): 5:21pm On Mar 21, 2016

darkenedrebel:
...at last, she has finally solved one in full !...

...you got it...the pic has a COW in it... MosCOW = capital of Russia...

Hmm. Tell me, is Mos-COW the same with Mos-CAO? grin

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