₦airaland Forum

Well the C.I.A actually come and prophesy that Nigeria will not survive till 2015. Guess what? 2015 is almost coming to an end and Nigeria is still here.

So if the C.I.A with all there resources can be wrong, I don't see why and how the opinion of a certain individual who live in a country where, corruption is a virtue and honesty is a vice should be taken seriously.

I hope the court proceeding won't be thwarted by some disgruntled element who called themselves S.A.N. The blood of all those who died as a result of the theft of these men deserve justice, both civilian and military alike.

Yes be that as it may, I still believe the idea of Biafra is just a means for some disgruntled south easterners to cause trouble. They should know not every easterners buy the idea of Biafra.

I'll even want to ask them why they didn't launch this ridiculous crusade during the past administration, how come they're launching it now? The guise of marginalization is just a ruse they want to use to stir trouble.

Ishilove aren't you going to fill your own slum book?

MrsPhyno:
LOL.... its all good

I just keep laughing...... like i'm high on nitrogen.... something. What's the name of that gas that makes people laugh? i don't remember if its dioxide or oxide.
Anyways. Thank you and I will

I believe the popular name is laughing gas. Anyway, good night.

MrsPhyno:
plEASE the embarrassment is welling up within me.... those were trying times, we don't have to talk about it

I get that alot, and I take it as an insult lol..... i'm studying to be a dokita and im in yr 2. Sah.

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to stir up old dust. LOL.

That's nice. An honorable profession you chose. And don't call me sah, makes me feel younger than my age. LOL.

I wouldn't want to ask anymore questions because it might be personal, and I'm sure we both know this section if full of deviants who jerk off by making nuisance of themselves.

Its been nice chatting with you mrsphyno.

PS: You might see something in front of you. LOL. Hope you know what I mean. LOL.

MrsPhyno:
lol. there's the oldest. then another. then me. and we're all less than a year apart. so don't freak out please

i'm in uni yeah. christmas break is here hence u people are seeing more of me

Oh I started seeing more of you when you openly displayed your moniker in your profile picture by writing it boldly. I even thought may be you're showing your interest to contest for Miss Nairaland. LOL.

Well that's nice to know. You don't look your age. Tell me, what are you studying and what year are you in?

MrsPhyno:
yeah i think i'm being sarcastic about that deepest darkest ish, but its still a big deal to me sha

she is my oga madam at the top, not just older, the oldest

LOL. Sorry I missed the sarcasm. Its welcomed anyway. But still, I'll like to see for myself. LOL. Can you oblige me.

Whoa! She's the oldest, and she's 20. Wow! I wonder how young you are then. Given by what you said, I take it you're in school?

MrsPhyno:
After I revealed my deepest darkest secret, he is even trying to tease me here.... fangs indeed

Lmao are u thinking she sounds childish.... she used to say that, not that she says it anymore
She's 20.

Well what is deepest and darkest to some is child play to others. The basic irony of life. LOL.

Well I don't think she sounds childish, I just think she has a sense of humor that's all. Is she your younger or older sis?

MrsPhyno:
@bolded yeah, but white people think it's the opposite. Who knows why

ahh lol.. well. I have pretty sharp canine (teeth) lol, like a baby vampire as my sister calls it. So I don't smile in pictures, I think

Why don't you let me be the judge of that. LOL. Some say having vampire features makes one gothic, I kind of agree with them. Its all about the force of attraction, Or should I say, glamouring. LOL.

I think I'll like to see just how vamperish your fangs sorry teeth are. LOL.

Em, how old is your sis if I might ask?

Men I couldn't even bring myself to finish reading this sh1t. A man was arrested for inciting the crowd using frivolous reasons as his aims and some people are protesting.

We all should remember how Boko Haram started, using western education is a sin, now this group have also started. I wonder what gave these IPOB and MASSOB nitwits the impetus to believe they stand primus interparas with the FG.

This is arrant nonsense. In a country where some miscreants just feel they can come and cause trouble because of whatever illusion they hold dear, should be met with force.

I urge these IPOB and MASSOB nitwits to hold a referendum to ascertain if their struggle is the voice of all who live in SE Nigeria, should they fail to do so, then GMB the dictator should resurrect his old self and deal with these _idiots the way he dealth with the maitasini arsewipes.

MrsPhyno:
humble indeed..... it's cool sha. forces people like me to think before they reply

i smile alot so

Thanks. Believe me what you give is what you get. I appreciate the fact that you think before you speak, at least it guarantee your utterances won't come back and bite you in the arse. LOL.

I hear smiling a lot makes one avoid wrinkles. Its a nice habit to put on. So tell me, since you smile a lot, how come you're not smiling in your profile picture?.

MrsPhyno:
Lol do u purposefully make ur sentences confusing or is that just how you are

thrill kwa.... i'm just smiling away thats all

Not at all, its just my humble way of expressing myself.

And I'm glad you're smiling, might I be so bold to ask what the cause for your smile is?

MrsPhyno:
Lol, see confession. U sound like me
yeah i'm enjoying it perhaps slightly too much.

Really. That's nice to know. I guess we have something in common when we sound like each other. Perhaps it wouldn't be such a bore if we get to discover what else we have in common or, how likely we sound like each other.

And you know what they say, too much of everything is bad. Save some for me, or better still, spread some to me. I wouldn't mind the thrill... LOL.

MrsPhyno:
sorry, I don't get what you're saying.....

Oh never mind. I only posted that to get your attention. LOL.
Enjoy your night Miss, or is it Mrs.

firstking01:
bt dis shud nt discourage or weigh u dwn na...u gotta keep pressing hard until u hit d mark.

On the contrary bro, I never weighed me down. It only heightened my resolve...

PunkyVeer:
That's the FB dude, right? Erm..no. As much as I appreciate dosh, however, there are some people I don't find attractive even with all their k-ching. Him, Bill Gates & Dangote. I'd rather settle for someone with a lower stash. Thank you. Money doesn't rule everything around me, especially when it comes to dating. My heart is rarely moved, so I wouldn't wanna be stuck with someone I have no feelings for all because of money. Now if you're
talking the likes of Usher, etc. I'd jump in a deliver package & mail myself

Yea that him. Well that's you anyway. Only you can know what's good for you. Some girls might even spit on Usher, while some might even hug Zuckerberg. We have a saying here in Nigeria: "every mallam with him own kettle" but what's important is, money is one of the surest ways to get a girl. Especially if she's shallow.

Cutehector:
yeah buh guys sometimes r too quick to ask d female gender for their phone numbers hence the reason for that kinda reply

Every guy with his own M.O bro. Sometimes I ask a girl for her digits upon seconds after meeting her, sometimes I don't even ask her for her digits at all, even after having a meaningful convo with her.

You see bro, never underestimate a woman's intuition. A girl has already decided if she's giving you her number just within seconds of chatting with her. Its up to you to give her a good reason why she should give you her number.

PunkyVeer:
LOL. Girls around the world wouldn't mind 1, 2 & 3

LMAO. So, you see what I mean. Even you punkyveer will flip your lid should Mark Zuckerberg so much as throw a seductive glance at you. You might even mail him your g-string, that is, if you own one. LMFAO.

Cutehector:
Because its a fact that you are a stranger!


In reality, all e friends are strangers... No matter how close they get in social media

Dude, your best friend was once a stranger right? Every one was once a stranger. It only need a level of communication before one becomes acquainted to one, then, the friendship/relationship evolves to something personal.

PunkyVeer:
"Got it"? What's that?

Got it? Oh its just my way of saying if a guys all that.

Note: A guy who's all that have everything the typical Nigerian girl needs. That is:

1. Money

2. More money

3. Much more money

4. Too much more money

And 5. The rest.

We live in a society where corruption is a virtue and honesty is a vice, yet we were told in school that honesty can guarantee one the good deal. What a blatant lie. The honest ones are the ones sending C.V's up and down. While the corrupt ones are the ones using nepotism to get what they want.

I guess anyone with a brain will understand the lesson I've learnt in life.

PunkyVeer:
Like the girls that gave you their numbers...eyeroll

Oh no. Just like the guy you'd propose to just because he's vast in astrology.

PunkyVeer:
LMFAO. And I'm sure majority of those calls were ignored or diverted to voicemail

I've seen how some girls just roll their eyes when a certain, particularly annoying dude calls. Don't be giving yourself back pats & popping bubbly just yet, she probably was rolling & rolling them until only the whites were visible

Like you're sure my name is Joseph right. Puhlease! What you've seen is what you've seen. Believe me when I tell you that most girls here front for a living. Yea they might roll their eyes and do whatever, but as soon as they know they guys got it, the eyes rolling become eyes batting.

I've seen it one time too many.

MrsPhyno:
If he's sitting down, his legs

If he's standing, either his height, his scent, his eyes or his teeth

But tbh. I get attracted to ppl for random reasons so there's no rule.

Call me Olivia Twist

I guess this makes nonsense to the 'ask for more' mantra.

PunkyVeer:
I always do with you

Just kidding. I saw the jab. Just ignored it on purpose

Yea right. You won't see it if it was staring at your in your face.

PunkyVeer:
It means you're not up to their standards. It's just a polite way to tell you to kick rocks

Says who? 80% of the girls who said that to me ended giving me their number and tasting the D.

OP. The say that just to play that their useless hard to get BS. If you're a smooth talker, you can get their number. You just have to be persistent.

PunkyVeer:
A big plus one if he knows all about astrology. I'd propose marriage myself

You missed the sarcasm.