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SportsRe: Italy's Serie A Plans To Restart On June 13 by joshuaidibia(m): 8:06am On May 14, 2020
Jestin:
I can’t wait for things to return back to normal. I never experienced such pandemic since i was born.
Back to normal? Don't be deceived. The world as we know it won't be back to normal for a while. There's what is called POST PANDEMIC
CrimeRe: Rinji Peter Bala: Army Apologises, Admits Killing 20-year-old UNIJOS Student by joshuaidibia(m): 7:14am On May 14, 2020
bigiyaro:
source??

PropertiesRe: Lord's Chosen Enugu Church Building’s Collapse Imminent As Flood Wreaks Havoc by joshuaidibia(m): 5:30pm On May 13, 2020
OEPHIUS:
Enugu Church Building's Collapse Imminent As Flood Wreaks Havoc (Photos)

After ignoring the "Stop-work"/ “Remove” orders by the Enugu Capital Territory Development Authority (ECTDA), structures on the premises of The Lord's Chosen Charismatic Revival Movement's headquarters in Enugu, have been badly damaged by flood, exposing the church building to imminent collapse, Igbere TV reports.

Igbere TV had reported that a section of Enugu residents living at the bank of Ekulu River, G.R.A, adjacent to the church, had raised the alarm over the imminent danger posed by the worship centre, which was built on the waterway on their property.

Inscriptions on the ongoing construction work at the church’s premises, show that the ECTDA had served “Stop-work” / “Remove” notices on the structures, but was completely ignored until the recent havoc which has wrecked the foundation of the church building.

Some residents of the neighborhood had lampooned those criticizing recent activities of the ECTDC, especially on social media, aimed at sanitizing and restoring Enugu City to its original master-plan. They noted that one of the grave consequences of such mischief against the development control agency is what the state is experiencing at the moment at The Lord’s Chosen worship centre in Enugu.

Igbere TV recalls that a three-story building under construction at Ezeluike Street, Olympic Layout, off One Day, Agbani Road, Awkunanaw, Enugu South Local Government Area of Enugu State, which was marked “Stop-work” by ECTDA recently collapsed after the contractor neglected government's order and continued work on the property.

The residents therefore charged the state government to enforce discipline and deal decisively with the alarming rate of illegal structures on waterways in the state, without fear or favour, in order to save lives and avert avoidable damage of people’s property by flood.

http://igberetvnews.com/1350897/enugu-church-buildings-collapse-imminent-flood-wreaks-havoc-photos/
Was it not this church the residents were complaining about for govt to help them?
HealthRe: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by joshuaidibia(m): 2:32am On May 13, 2020
junior20202020:
Help Me Recover My Glory

THIS IS MY STORY

I started masturbating partially at the age of 19, I was a shy guy I don't have a girlfriend, everyone taught that I was a virgin. This masturbation became serious at the age of 24. I decided to quit Masturbation.

I said let me visit a prostitute, I paid her 3k, we started romancing each other, but I noticed that my dick did not erect. I was highly embarrassed, I thought because the lady was older than me, she was 33 yrs.

I visited 3 more prostitutes which are young girls in their twenties, it was the same thing, the dick did not erect at all.

Note: I normally have rock erection Even when a lady sit on my lap, early morning waking up I also use to have rock erection before I meet the first prostitute. From there I went back to masturbation again partially. At the age of 21 I made my first 1.5 million naira through business, but I noticed since I started visiting this prostitute my business collapse I could hardly boast of #200k in my account.

Around 2018 I decided to get a girlfriend, because all prostitute I meet my dick cannot rise to penetrate them. My first girlfriend was cute, I love her and she loves me. One certain day something led to something we got intimate, I romance her very well she was already screaming, she wanted me to put my dick inside but I noticed it was flaccid no erection at all. She noticed and got up and dress herself. After that day she started giving me attitude and that was how I broke up with her.

I got about 4 more girlfriend all of them broke up with me when the notice that my dick does not erect. After all this I felt like the whole world is gone, I finally got another girl friend. Anything that would lead to romance I normally tell her that as Christian we must not have sex until we are married. She would say that this is the first time she is dating a guy like me. That she loves me with all her heart. We have dated for one year now without sex, I promise her that we would have sex on our wedding night.

I am currently 27 yrs and I feel dejected. Does it mean that I may never have a child of mine own. I got tired of my situation I went into 3 days dry fasting praying to God to deliver me from sin and to restore my lost erection. ..

On the second day of the fast I was in a trance and I vommitted a lot of poison. I woke up and thanked God. After that fasting I don't normally have bad dreams of evil spirit pressing down my spirit. But I noticed that my erection have not yet been restored. Please I need help. I need God to restore my Glory. I would never use it for masturbation or fornication. Help me on what to do. I am in distress
What has been bleeped cannot be unfucked. You think you can on your generator 24/7 for 8 years without the engine going dead?
HealthRe: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by joshuaidibia(m): 2:02am On May 13, 2020
junior20202020:
The erection is very weak, it cannot penetrate
Hahahaahahahshahahahshahahhahahah. Hihihihihihhohohihihoho cheesy
PoliticsRe: Video Of Governor Wike Cooking In The Kitchen by joshuaidibia(m): 9:47am On May 12, 2020
ShenTeh:
It will take a lot of image making to repair this man's subliminal image after his hotel demolition and vehicle auctioning feats.

Garb a pig in gold...
My brother you're learned. This video is image repair. Nothing more nothing less.
Christianity EtcRe: T.B. Joshua: Some Nigerians May Withdraw To Villages Later by joshuaidibia(m): 9:42am On May 12, 2020
divinehand2003:
https://thenationonlineng.net/t-b-joshua-some-nigerians-may-withdraw-to-villages-later/
Prophets of doom. Always predicting evil, something everyone can sit and predict well.
CrimeRe: Ondo To Prosecute Violators Of COVID-19 Guidelines Via Mobile Courts by joshuaidibia(m): 6:46am On May 12, 2020
apache22b:
I am ecstatically delighted and disproportionately flabbergasted with enormous gratification and appreciation for the dispensation of such a tendering and mesmerizing information in which the prestidigitation of the concurrent and subsequent matter is thoroughly demonstrated through the innuances alluding to literal and metaphorical context. It is highly imperative to note that, such is the significance of the aforementioned, distortion in any shape or form will result in catastrophic ramifications to which will be the outcome of epic proportions. I thank you for your unequivocal.
Be serious
HealthRe: COVID-19: Nigeria Imports Shipment Of Madagascar's Drugs For Testing by joshuaidibia(m): 7:50am On May 11, 2020
Iamundisputed:
About time... I see Africa on the verge of something great!

Madagascar is definitely doing something right. 193 Cases and 0 death! Mo fọ! shocked

Instead of blaming invisible 5G, Bill Gates and the antichrist like Nigerians on social media, they developed a local solution to a global problem.... Africans wise up!
I'm happy for their achievement, but seriously that 0 deaths should be really looked into. All countries are corrupt one way or another.
SportsRe: Drogba Beats Ibrahimovic To Be Named Ligue 1's Best Striker Of The Past 20 Years by joshuaidibia(m): 6:37pm On May 10, 2020
eni4real:
And you think that is a fair poll??
Fair or not. With all his mouth he still can't pull strings? What are you saying. He's just a local champion and will forever be under the shadow of Ronaldo, and forever be hunted by the Euro qualification elimination by Portugal
SportsRe: Drogba Beats Ibrahimovic To Be Named Ligue 1's Best Striker Of The Past 20 Years by joshuaidibia(m): 6:26pm On May 10, 2020
Christianity EtcRe: Archbishop Ede: I Did Not Announce Lift On Ban Of Religious Activities In Enugu by joshuaidibia(m): 6:38am On May 10, 2020
Xsem:
grin that's why we need the implementation of the social media bill.
I know you're joking, so I won't insult you like a normal NL.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price Reduction Won’t Be Immediate, Says Marketers by joshuaidibia(m): 7:59am On May 08, 2020
mosho2good:
don't hurt a woman.because when a woman stands to revenge on u,believe me,even d devil wil sit to learn wickedness from her
How does that relate to the topic? Or you just saw that quote somewhere and hurriedly posted it here.
PoliticsRe: Petrol Price Reduction Won’t Be Immediate, Says Marketers by joshuaidibia(m): 7:58am On May 08, 2020
But if na increase e for don add up one minute after announcement. Stupid greedy Mo'fukas angry
CrimeRe: Umumbo And Omor Clash In Anambra, Many Feared Dead, 300 Injured, 50 Missing by joshuaidibia(m): 4:42am On May 08, 2020
Tissaia:
Let them blame Fulanis like they always do.
They are probably fighting over two acres of Land. This people want to govern themselves. they think running a country is a joke. one Nigeria is a favour to them. They need to be saved from themselves. Imagine lamidi cownu is president, wike is vice president, Asari dokubo a minister. Evans a senator. Tompolo Chief of Army, boyloaf chief of Navy. Just imagine the Chaos.
This people thinks the new world oder is a joke
You Don make sense abi.
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Wike Orders Auction Of Seized Vehicles by joshuaidibia(m): 4:40am On May 08, 2020
Juliusmalema:
This Ikwerre man is purely and naturally wicked.
Obviously you don't know Politicians. He won't sell anything. Just a scare to other to stay at home.
PoliticsRe: Governor Wike Monitors Port-Harcourt Lockdown. Defaulters Arrested (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 4:32am On May 08, 2020
kingbee90:
Power! if not well handled, really intoxicates & when it turns you into a tyrant, you will definitely not end well.
Kindly explain what made you feel he's a tyrant?
HealthRe: Saudi Arabia Sets Up Self-Sanitization Gates In Mecca’s Grand Mosque by joshuaidibia(m): 3:27pm On May 07, 2020
ValCon888:
At the end of the day, we still depend on science to save us from the pandemic.
Religion plays no part in the advancement of the human race.
Some of the scientists get inspired by God. They go on their knees and pray. God works through them. Or do you want a Giant figure with GOD written on its head to come down? Or you want pastors that didn't study medicine to do it?
RomanceRe: What Has Love Made You Do That Annoys You Anytime You Remember? by joshuaidibia(m): 3:59am On May 07, 2020
Stevecreativex:
Me if I remember I use to smile and swear for her with my smile smiley
She's grace, fondly called Gracey, I met this werey when I was serving at Abuja 2014, But with the way we met seems like God wanted us together.

She works where I did my PPA, The first day we met I was working on some files and she was kinda asking her colleague who Steve is when she walked up to my desk, she called my name I looked up and she lost it like I could remember we both lost at each other for like 60 seconds before the lady sitting beside me called her name loud( that one don grab watin dey sup)

To cut the past lost story short.. we started talking we exchange contact and weeks later we started dating... Later she came over to the apartment whey I rented, I could tell her reaction she does not like the place (it single room thou )

Months later our relationship became so close that people started noticing in the office, exactly August they paidsalary and to my surprise, as we were going home together she gave me her August salary asked me to add some few bucks to it I should move out of the one-room apartment am staying saying she doesn't want me sharing toilet and bathroom...

Like I was wow. To be very honest that night I was so happy to the extent I had to cut all my spouse contact off and focus on only her... Like that night I vowed not to cheat on her ever...

So I finished my NYSC in Abuja and luckily my PDTF scholarship application was successful I was preparing to move over to Greece for my masters...

I and Gracey parted ways but we still dating, we call each other text each other... Months later I started sending money to grace for our building project, all the money I sent was around £125,500+ (54,233,804.62 nairas)

During this process, grace sends me pictures of the land she brought and how the construction is going on.....

To round up this painful crab cry only for me to come back home to meet my wife, married with a kid...

I arrested her and all she could say was "she thought I was just joking with her" that she never thought I still love her... Out of 54m, she could only recover 2.5m...

I was hospitalized for two weeks then... I sort I almost died the shock and trauma almost killed me... But thank God later I just have to return to Greece and start all over again... But what she did then is still the reason why am single today...

The truth sef is I insult any Nigerian girls I see in Greece... Nigerian girls in Greece are all lonely so anyone of then that comes across Nigeria guys is always waiting to be loved but I can't stop hating them...

The trauma still lives.. sad embarassed
You no try at all, if u be my brother I go just deject you forever. So u no get family members ni. No mama or brother to give money to do building project, na woman u give. Sweet lesson you did learn
HealthRe: Situation In Port Harcourt Ahead Of Total Lockdown Tomorrow (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 11:53am On May 06, 2020
haywire07:
Help me get the number of that lady in the last frame. Yes, the one with the brown braids...

I can be her helper during this lockdown
07034575108
PoliticsRe: Atiku Mohammed Nagodi Dies In Kano. Photos by joshuaidibia(m): 3:51pm On May 04, 2020
Pubichairs:
cheesy

The Chinese doctors that came to Nigeria..of what importance are they to this present situation

We haven't heard of them for long...

APC stray dogs ...I believe u guys have answers to it
They came for their citizens here. If you think they came for us then you need to wake up
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: Kano Has 10,000 Mosques But Only 25 Hospitals - Reno Omokri by joshuaidibia(m): 3:20am On May 04, 2020
chinjo:
When it comes to Kano, they even prefere religion to food.
angry grin cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: COVID-19: 'They Have Abandoned Me' – Susan Okpe, Benue Index Case by joshuaidibia(m): 1:25pm On May 02, 2020
owukpa:
Susan Okpe, the alleged coronavirus index case in Benue State has cried out to Idoma community over her ordeals.

Okpe has been isolated for 39 days after she was reported to have contracted the deadly coronavirus.

She was earlier held in Benue but due to her outcry, she was later moved to Abuja where she has been isolated.

In a new video, the woman called out the Idoma community for abandoning her.

She said since her ordeal started, she has never taken any tablet or shown any symptoms.

In a new video, the woman said it is a shame that Idoma people in the position of authority chose to look the other way while she languish in what she described as forceful detention.

https://www.idomavoice.com/2020/05/idoma-community-has-abandoned-me-susan-okpe-cries-out-after-39-days-in-isolation-centre.html

Watch video below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agZgODZIHYU
She even get AC for there. Well, I wish her the best and God's protection
FamilyRe: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by joshuaidibia(m): 12:08pm On May 01, 2020
Kingsleyyx:
I love my wife but I have been hurting her for years. In fact I had make her look like a devil in the eyes of my parents and siblings. I will not hide any truth from you because right now, I am trying to find a solution on how to win my wife's heart back.

I womanize a lot. I have a particular side chick that my wife is even aware of down our street. I love this girl with the whole of my heart. Anytime am with her I feel contented. I sponsored her through school with her younger brother and I also set up a provision store for her mum. I so much love this girl and infact I stopped having numerous chicks because of her. She is everything a man can wish for. She pampered me like a baby and she is an expert on how to sex a man and make him draw spits. I invested alot on this lady and never cared for the mother of my children.

The first and the last time I beat my wife was the day she called my girlfriend to insult her and I was with the girl that night. She put it on speaker. I went home and beat my wife blue black. Though I regretted my action and apologized to her.

Since then I didn't hide my extramarital affair from my wife. My girl will call and I will speak freely in the presence of my wife. She won't say pim. I wanted this girl to be pregnant but she just wouldn't be.

After, I started frustrating my wife so that she can leave the house and the girl can move in, but no matter what I did to my wife, she will never talk. I stopped having sex with her and and she never for once complained. I started taking my girlfriend to family function in place of my wife, still my wife was not affected. I siezed her shop key and gave to this girl as her graduation gift. My wife did not talk and she didn't leave my house. I planned all evils but she wasn't affected by it.

This my side chick is now pregnant with another man's. I have threatened her to abort the baby that I will forgive her and marry her, but she said am too old for her. When she and her family was collecting and spending my money, she didn't know that I am too old then.

Now am tired of fighting for someone that can never be mine. I want to face what's mine. Can you imagine that I just realised that my first born will write WAEC this year. Am so ashamed of my self. My wife has become so old and very slim. I wanted to hug her, but I don't know where to start from. It's been years we last had a physical body contact. We don't even sleep in the same room. The kids are looking at me like a stranger. I can't even crack jokes with them.

Please help me, how do I start and what should I do to win my family love back? I promise to do whatever you tell me to.
In the world of men, you're the drunken fool. I hope she divorces you, you really don't deserve to be called a husband. The fact that you even have the guts to put this on public asking for advice like a 15yr old shows how immature you are... Quote me, I've said my mind. angry
CelebritiesRe: Man Sends Sophia Momodu N150k To Start A Conversation With Her by joshuaidibia(m): 11:31am On Apr 29, 2020
Tookool:
how did he get her bank details?
Obviously he asked her on instagram and she gave him after going through his pictures and realized he's a baller. Money speaks for the dumb. Money stops rubbish.
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu Visits Face Mask Production Center In Akure (Photos) by joshuaidibia(m): 9:23am On Apr 29, 2020
OndoFirstBorn:
The face masks can hold water.
How can they breath properly? Na so one woman suffocate die for Michigan cause of face mask inside car.
PoliticsRe: Wike Orders Immediate Deportation Of Almajiris From Rivers State by joshuaidibia(m): 1:07pm On Apr 28, 2020
Yenefer:
Our people need reduce giving birth to children that they cannot take care of. Alamjiri is a hausa thing not islamic. I'm always ashamed of seen this little children begging. Imagine this criminal alcoholic rubbing it on our faces
Coming from a Christian,,,, Best sensitive comment I've seen on NL from a Muslim
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor David Chuks Ogbueli Celebrates His 52nd Birthday Today - Memoir by joshuaidibia(m): 9:46am On Apr 28, 2020
No contribution for daddy G.O birthday grin no special offering. grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kim Jong Un Death Rumour: China Sends Doctors To North Korea by joshuaidibia(m): 7:28am On Apr 25, 2020

HealthRe: My Penis Discharges Pus, What Could That Be? by joshuaidibia(m): 10:57pm On Apr 23, 2020
Dickson44:
It was after 2 days of having unprotected sex, my pen*s started paining me. I went to the pharmacy and got ciprotab. This was administered to me after I told the pharmacist that my pen*s pains me during urination.

This is the 4th day since I got the drugs. I just found that I have a penile discharge. Please, what could this be and how do I curb and get rid of it. I I'm scared of using the toilet as the pain is still there.

Thanks for your assistance
I've always sided with your kind on Nairaland but your case is different as you're just ignorant. And I guess your ignorance made you had an unprotected sex with an olosho
PoliticsRe: Governors Agree On 14-Day National COVID-19 Lockdown by joshuaidibia(m): 7:30am On Apr 23, 2020
sarrki:
Seriously in just one sentence what have you done as a citizen in your house, street, road, area, locality, local government, and state before nationally

Just one it may be keeping the environment clean

Just mention 1

If not you are worse than those you are accusing
Wetin this Mumu dey talk?

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