₦airaland Forum

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Niggarrr damnnnnn
Our Igbo brothers always making us proud

Always making the world to realise and see us as the real niggarrrs of Africa
First it was Nneka Ede...that sweet Igbo lady way buy one Portuguese club...now this again...
I dey reason am say last last ehnnn i fit enter imo state go collect one girl for a wife...nope..not imo....my uncle Don first tiding one from imo
Na Abia sure me pass..

EggSauce:
Messi has been robbed

kikero:
I'm hoping Arsenal don't win the FA cup.

We need a break from Europe. So that we can fully rebuild the team, and clear out all deadwood. The last thing we need is a win in the FA cup because it would make people think everything is allright, when it isn't.

flyingpig:
with active assistance of federal govt
His refinery is also ready by 2022

Joshkouture:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/07/15/castration-proposed-punishment-rapists-kano-assembly

LukasPodolski:
Penaldo.

28 serie A goals.

11 penalties
16 Tap-in
1 free kick

marriagebyigbo:
Trump is really the main man... The boss... China go cry wennnn


Chai, this a is big blow to Ronaldo..


Ronaldo must be crying bitterly now..

Trump has finished his dream.

Trump, the number 1 Messi supporter

All his actions has always favoured Messi and Barcelona.

To. Ronaldo fans

seankafor:
Make dem carry the war go cyber warfare.. make we see who I'll triumph over each other

Chinese hackers I'll hack down the white house and pentagon in a day or two

YorubaKinging:
No, he did not stole my destiny

He stole many people's money

JidennaJason:
See what our so called security operatives have been reduced to...

"Proposing Materials"

The duty of a well-trainned security personnel is to protect lives and properties not to be used as a prop or costume for proposals.

zudozz:
please add 15 penalties for Cristiano.. 15 out of the 28 goals are penalties..

tesppidd:
This man is not intelligent at all.

That is not the issue.

No one is debating "who sabi score penalty pass"

The point here is ; How many of their goals are penalty goals?

Ronaldo has many penalty goals inside the 700 goals he has scored.

So we call him penaldo.

tesppidd:
Messi has 700 goals with 89 penalties.

Ronaldo has 723 goals with 125 penalties.

Nathphil:
Serie a is becoming laughable; I guess the referees need schooling. But ronaldo and penalties are becoming 5 and 6

majamajic:
He is just a criminal lawyer , nothing special about him , he is working with FBI I think they are using him to nail criminals , go ask Michael Jackson how far

APOPTOSIS:
Can You Imagine What My WIFE Did To Me. What An Expensive Joke!. SNAKE In My WC!

[i]SEE WHAT MY WIFE DID 2ME...

Shockingly, this happens to be my First Topic as I have never had this kind of close surprise/shock in a Long while.

Can you Imagine! I woke up early hours of JULY 9th to use the lavatory, only for me to develop goose pimples and palpitations. A ROCK python Right inside the WC...

The annoying thing was that, I still had blurred vision since it was 6am, so it was difficult for me to delineate it. I was already prepared for RACE when my Wife started laughing.

I was like what..?. But she kept laughing.
The only word she uttered was " A Bigger Rock Python awaits me on my Birthday.

Could you believe, She put this Snake in our Water Cistern when she knew I will be using the lavatory in the Morning..

I may not near my apartment on my Birthday, because my Wife can be so dramatic. Highly unpredictable.

Ohhh! God, what a Woman..!
Now, I understand the reason my mother in Law charged me to have all the emergency alert numbers handy.

Nigerianleleyi0:
Rip to you my man

BOOOMNAIJA:
*A Lady asked me if 'Arsenal' is a movie series and said no but I was wondering why will she have to ask such a question and she later said to me that it's because their fans are always waiting for next season.

scylentstorm:
What inspired you to start supporting the Football Club you are currently supporting?

For me, it was sheer emotion. I'm an Arsenal fan. Before the 2006 UEFA Champions League, I had no definite clubside I support. I would always want the underdogs to win even if the odds against them was 100 to 1.

During the first half of the 2006 UCL final, Arsenal seemed to me to be the better side, they had more popular names compared to their opponent, Barca. So I wanted them to lose. It was a bad belle kinda thing. My support for Barcelona in this match was further heightened when Arsenal was a goal up. However, when Lehmann got that unfortunate red card and things started to fall apart for Arsenal, I began to develop a soft spot for them. Quickly in the second half when Barca started leading 2-1 and Arsenal was displaced to the underdog that I had always loved to support, I thought "oh no, this match mustn't end this way".

The rest is history.

They lost the match and I became one of their biggest sympathizers then and a fan till date. I'm actually regretting that now.

How and when did you start supporting your club?

Biglittlelois:
You like to dish out unnecessary banters waiting for war of words from both genders, then sit on the fence, watching and smiling as it happens, without choosing a side or a clear cut message.

Are you trying to say that it is better for a lady to marry a jobless man because he can get a job later, than marrying a man with a job who can also become jobless later?

Are you also trying to insinuate that marrying a jobless man who can also have a job later, can't also loose the same job

magazineguy:
source: https://tushmagazine.com.ng/living-in-bondage-star-jidekene-achufusi-covers-Behind-magazine-issue-27/

mandalorian:
Hello house, my boy is barely one month old and he developed this skin issue. One of my colleagues said it is Ela(Yoruba) but from my experience, ela use to manifest as very red tiny rashes around the neck and joints.

Now this one is not on his neck (though it is in both his elbow joints, scarcely on his Tommy and this morning I say it at the back of his knee), his skin molts around the rashes. I just can't completely describe it that's why I included the pics.

I need help elders in the house. I took him back to the hospital where he was born but they said it will go but I don't like the look.

Mods pls help me push to fp.

emror4u:
Kindly explain further

emror4u:
Item 1: 10/2 = 5 (single foot of shoe)
Item 2: 5+10+4 =19 (man + shoe + ice-cream)
Item 3: 4/2 =2 (half ice-cream)

10/2 + (19 x 2) = 43


BS: Please pay closer attention to the man, he is LOADED.

Chimaobi302:
Check my solvings/prove.

Answer is 43.

Thanks!

kiddkash:
the boy cannot be 5 because the 1st line 10+10+10= 30
am I the only one seeing it?

Obinoscopy:
Who can solve this? It's not as easy as you think.

---

PS:

It's interesting how people are getting varying answers. I will post a summary of all the different answers posted by nairalander here:

obembet:
Players across the Premier League have been taking the knee at the start of games to show their support for the Black Lives Matter movement.

However, Liverpool winger Sadio Mane appeared to forget to kneel during the Merseyside derby against Everton at Goodison Park.

As referee Mike Dean blew his whistle, all of the other 21 players on the pitch took the knee, but Mane mistakenly dashed into the Everton path.

The Senegal international soon realised his mistake and performed the symbolic gesture.

In addition to taking a knee before games, all Premier League players have worn the words Black Lives Matter on the back on their shirts.

Liverpool right-back Trent Alexander-Arnold was wearing boots with Black Lives Matter written on them.

Alexander-Arnold will put the boots up for auction in order to raise funds for the Nelson Mandela Foundation.

Source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIZ6yaopP-k

Cc Lalasticlala
MissyB3
Fynestboi
Dominique
mynd44

Softapplez:
I don't understand some people at all.
When Barcelona went to the top and stayed there for many months, did any Barcelona fan opened a thread asking the supermods to take it to the front page?

The hate for Barcelona in nairaland and NIGERIA as a whole is very glaring and i am 100% certain the creator of this thread is not a Madrid fan but the hate for Barcelona will see them open a thread that ridicules Barcelona.

Nonsense people.

The conspiracy against Barcelona will continue to fail forever.
GOD bless Barcelona, GOD BLESS the city of Barcelona, God Bless all Barcelona fans worldwide, GOD bless me and GOD BLESS NIGERIA.

by the order of the Peaky blinders.