₦airaland Forum

Fidelismaria:


Pu**y galore = abundance of pussy

I agree tho

There's pussy everywhere

Hallelujah

flejnr:
Thanks for sharing the knowledge to a sister

A sister, yet your profile says you're a cool dude

Lanretoye:
who tested you positive for corona virus

Help us ask am abeg.

Oluromantic:
Kindly tell Nigerians when and how God gave the commandments to the government and who's the government earpiece that heard from God...

Does the government has the interest of Nigerians in mind?.. Everyone including pastors and church members already know beforehand that they're on their own.

If this was happening during election campaign and voting season, then you'll understand that you're just a tool to the government whether virus is staring you on the face or not. The pastors know they're on their own in Nigeria, they're used to it, so little wonder they don't give a damn about govt laws. In fact some of the pastors offer better welfare to their members than the so-called govt.

Obey the laws of the land. That has been the number one problem of Christianity in Nigeria. Even Muslims. Them too over do. Smh


Romans 13:1-2 says: "Obey the government, for God is the One who has put it there. There is no government anywhere that God has not placed in power. So those who refuse to obey the law of the land are refusing to obey God, and punishment will follow."

Oluromantic:
Kindly tell Nigerians when and how God gave the commandments to the government and who's the government earpiece that heard from God...

Does the government has the interest of Nigerians in mind?.. Everyone including pastors and church members already know beforehand that they're on their own.

If this was happening during election campaign and voting season, then you'll understand that you're just a tool to the government whether virus is staring you on the face or not. The pastors know they're on their own in Nigeria, they're used to it, so little wonder they don't give a damn about govt laws. In fact some of the pastors offer better welfare to their members than the so-called govt.

Obey the laws of the land. That has been the number one problem of Christianity in Nigeria. Even Muslims. Them too over do. Smh

nrexzy:
Nice....

Yahoo boys own nkor

Those people no dey toast babes

kalufelix:
lol..Agape love band Aba...dad had several of their cassette record in his mitbuishi lancer then...RIP to the Aba based gospel band..

Was Abba gospel? They didn't sing anything about God or something.

missimelda01:
This lockdown is bringing out so many hidden talents, I know I also have this one in me .. but which man would allow me barb his hair?

One more thing
Ronaldo fans epp us ask Oga when this 'girlfriend' will turn to wife.

Marriage is not compulsory. Not Everybody likes it

Donald3d:


I am about to go very raw, kindly permit me, I haven't gone this raw here before, but you need help, so here it is.
I hope this doesn't change people's perspectives about me sha , we Nigerians like been mute about sex. Its an important ingredient in marriage, no matter how spiritual you are.

The best way to solve any problem is identifying the source or root of the problem and eliminate it .

From what you have said, she enjoys pre-intimacy , I would have loved to ask what type of pre-initmacy to help find a solution, but I also understand she is your wife and you can't be too explicit because this is a public forum.

Anyway, as I said earlier, let's tackle the source of the problem, which is FEAR, she is afraid, very afraid, so we need to eliminate the fear.

She is also pressured because you are "reporting" her to people, keep this between both of you Sir, please stop involving other people, fear and pressure is a very dangerous combination.

Please don't give her any sedatives, you really don't need it.

The issue with her fear is closely related to why lubricant aren't even working, the internal muscles of her privates would contract making it tighter because she is afraid, her natural lubrication won't also be discharged because her fear is making her mind "switch" it off, coupled with the fact that you are also scared of inflicting injuries on her privates.

There are two possible ways to eliminate her fear

1.Trying to convince her not to be afraid (easier said than done)
2. Introducing something that would involuntarily eliminate her fear.

I assume you have tried number 1, let's go to number two.
There are a few things that are greater than fear, but we would be sticking to the subject matter.
In this context and with the peculiarity of the situation, there is only one thing I believe can exceed that fear ...... Pleasure , Excessive Pleasure, when a human experiences excessive pleasure, the body releases pain killers and anti-stress chemicals.

So what should you do ?
You need a non-invasive pleasure mechanism, proven and tested , the most painless sexual activity. Guaranteed to give utmost pleasure .
You guessed it , O r a l Sex.

Its isn't just about putting your mouth there , you need to do it right (forgive me as I am about to go a bit raw).

You know your wife more than anyone, you know what turns her on, her pleasure spots. Use your mouth very well on those spots.
You need to understand that there is a mission here. O r g a s m
But there are some "hot spots" common among most women

1. The nipples
2.The clitoris

I would focus on number 2 ..
1.Make sure the bed is well made, clean sheets, turn on the AC , if you don't have one, turn on the fan and leave it running to cool the room. Make sure no one else except the both of you is in your home, she needs to be comfortable.

2.Ensure you both have a warm bath and wash each others privates before you commence.You wash hers, she washes yours.Try and start up a conversation about some funny experiences you've both had, how you met each other and fell in love , how much you love her, all while washing each others privates. You are psychologically manipulating/distracting her with this.When you are done, dry each others body and carry her to the bed.Careful, so you don't slip and fall oo, you can leave that part out, but women love it !. You can back her like a baby or carry her in your arms, whichever you are ok with. Make sure she is unclad, but put on a boxers short, this eliminates her fears of seeing an erect instrument.

3.Its important you place a pillow under her waist to elevate her lower region, it allows for easy access with your mouth and with your instrument, when its time for insertion. It also ensures you don't feel neck pain and can breathe well during the process.

4.Use your mouth on the clitoris till she "explodes", don't stop no matter how long it takes, but you have to be careful not to be too hard on it as you would get the opposite of the desired effect, you would give her pain instead of pleasure. You need to be gentle and firm(I know this sounds contradictory, I would explain), use your lips as they are soft tissue, that won't cause much bruising, suck on it, in and out, grab the whole of it (the clitoris--- I have attached an image for easy identification, its that slightly protruding part of her privates that looks like a mini peeeenis) with your lips and gently slide it out of your mouth, without it leaving your mouth completely, make sure your lips holds unto it(this is what stimulate it and gives pleasure), but not too tightly, you can use your tongue as support to put the clitoris in place, if the clitoris is slipping out of your mouth. Keep repeating this back and forth.

5.Now, its important to hold her, so you can feel the "rhythm" of her body, hold her sides, or her laps, start out slowly, but not to slowly, gradually increase your "sucking pace" as you notice the rhythm of her body starts to change . This method ensures you don't bruise her and you also don't get tired easily.It also ensures a natural flow and gradual increase in pleasure.It would get to a point you might have to go really fast, this clouds her brain with pleasure, do this only when the rhythm of her body tells you to do so, when she starts to slightly wriggle or when she asks you to increase your pace.

6. Do this till she "explodes", and wriggles in pleasure, most likely at this point you are also erect, its important you take advantage of this moment, because at this point, you have killed three birds with one stone. She is too climaxed to notice her fear, her body has released enough chemicals to considerably reduce pain and she is properly lubricated for relatively easy insertion.Don't waste time !!!. Slowly (not too slowly), insert, before she comes back to reality . Make sure the pillow is still under her it ensures her lower region is elevated, so you can see clearly for insertion , I assume from the beginning she is already lying flat on her back, spread her legs out gently, this also relaxes/expands the cavity of her privates.If you still find it a bit difficult to penetrate, manually use both hands to spread the outer privates open for easy access, glide in back and forth as you both copulate to produce a wonderful seed that would bear fruit in 9 months.

7. You might need to do this more than once to be successful at it .
8.The fact that you did all this doesn't mean she might not feel pain, it just reduces the pain, it also might totally eliminate it.
9.Once you start have it in mind that you must see it through till the end.
10.If she is in excessive pain, stop and repeat the same day or another day till you get it done.


NOTE: Please stop reporting her to people, apart from the fear she is feeling, reporting her or telling other people about it, is putting her under additional pressure and stress, its adding to her Psychological lock-down. Please don't be upset with her. Buy her gifts, make her feel loved, make her understand you aren't judging her or upset with her. I am sure this steps would work for you

NB: I am married by the way, in case anyone was wondering.

I hail o

madridguy:
Audio money here and there

Okay, on behalf of me and the entire Pro Buhari both home and abroad, we donate this token of 1 Billion audio dollar.

Thanks man. May God bless the pocket the money came from.

rottennaija:
Brace up people! This shit is getting real. At this rate, before the end of April, we will have up to 600 cases

I believe it's more than already. Many are positive at home without any test. Those CONFIRMED cases are those that they have carried out the tests on. USA has the highest recorded cases cause carrying out tests Is not an issue for them.

ollypass:
Hmm but this girl wor sha...

I swear down. E surprise me say I pass many comments without anyone saying the obvious until you.

AtikuNetwork:
Hunger is already driving some people towards committing crime.

It is not hunger please. It's just pure wickedness and greed. Na only them dey hungry?

merit455:
Confuse federal government

Na Una go still complain say poor people need to sell, this and that. Now they've allowed little time for the poor to be able to work few hours a day, yet y'all are still wailing. Wetin you want make them do to satisfy una?

Iyiataata92:
You can't blame him. He spent 75% of his money on election and 20% on court and lawyers. He'll be managing the remaining 5% for this 14 days.
Fact is: guy is broke. Even his oga donated ONLY 50m

Only 50m? Have you given a neighbor 50naira? Ode

Naughtysite:
The guy wore dreadlocks.

SARS first redflag.

Ode no Sabi how far.

Big MUMU. well, when God is at work, the enemy turns to Ode

mazimee:
I don't know why I always fee bad when I see females caught for petty stealing.

Bobrisky

Froshloaded:
Nice
The guy use him rudeness collect 100k

And some people dey greet good morning up and down since them born them, nothing come out.

Coldie:
Even China that started the virus only Wuhan the origin was on lockdown. But Nigeria wants to lockdown everywhere.

Forming busy

You dey compare us to China ni. Which facility or technology we get Oga? This is the only first response we can do, truth be told. Our isolation centres are death camps

Ninethmare:
Stay at home and save your life and that of your family.

but they won't listen.

Nigerians stubborn gan. Very irritating

Seun:
WHO: Test, test, and test
Ekiti: Understood. Commencing total shutdown.

They are going to spend a lot of time, energy and money trying to enforce this so-called “full and total shutdown”. They could have used the same time, energy and money to enforce social distancing rules and ensure that people use face-masks in public, but the idea of a “total shutdown” is cool right now, so that’s what they are doing. Anyone who announces a “total shutdown” of anything receives mindless praise from the #ShutDownNigeria crowd, and who doesn’t love to be praised?

Which mask? Nigerians are just gullible. I wore mask to work and most of them be looking at me like I'm an alien and trying to discourage me. They don't understand the mask serves two purpose, to prevent me from getting the virus and prevent me from giving them (that's if I don't know if I'm positive or not) please y'all out there should stop discouraging people putting on the mask biko.

The man who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the man doing it.

Lol. Him test negative come feel like Rambo no wear face mask.

Davash222:
A friend left Lagos to Enugu last week cos of coronavirus, now, the virus is in Enugu. Maybe he will now move to Zamfara.

Double wahala o. Lol

Righteousness89:
This is Beyond the Ordinary...

Humans are Being Humbled!

Nations are being Humbled!

Hospitals are being Humbled

Organizations and Industries are being Humbled..

World Powers are being Humbled

The High and Mighty are being Humbled!

We All are Nothing but mere Creatures of the ALMIGHTY GOD...

Only Fools will not Fear, Respect and Acknowledge THE ALMIGHTY GOD.

ALMIGHTY FATHER, I FEAR YOU AFRESH

Since when do we now worship our father with fear?

3kay945:


Only God can save us now.

Yes o.

Isolation centres or place they'll drop you to die on your own?

nairalanduseles:
He no dey siddon for one place

Na why

Your head correct so?

bender79:
Initial gra gra. Very soon they won't find that thermometer

Are you hoping for that to happen? Agent of Panic

NwanyiOkpa:
God bless rivers state
I wonder why people hate Wike. I wish he could be president of Nigeria for just a year.

I know that Corona missed its target and hit Abba Kyari. We all know who we wanted it to hit.

Can you guys see how stupid our Emergency line is? Before you finish typing this number, person don die!

you're crazy

Onyiamaogu:
https://www.playloaded.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Adejuwon.jpg
A 96-year-old retired headmaster has explained that in his days as a young man, no woman could resist his charms.

Samuel Adejuwon, a retired headmaster based in Akure, Ondo State, tells PETER DADA about his life, career, family and other issues

You’re said to be 96 years old, how did you know your age?

I can remember that my father took me to Ikere Ekiti from my hometown, Ido-Ajinare, at a tender age, to be living with a relation (woman) so that I could start my elementary school at Saint John’s Primary School. That was in the 1930s.

I started school at that time and I was already grown a bit. That was how we could deduce that I must be 96 at least now. I could remember that I wept for almost a week when I got there. I started Class I because I was a little bit mature. I got to Class II there. After taking an examination, I did Standard I and II but had to continue Standard III in Okemesi Ekiti at Saint Michael’s Primary School with a group of pupils from Ido-Ajinare. We would leave on Sunday evening and come back on Friday evening. I went further to Ijero Ekiti for Standard V and Standard VI. After Standard VI, I started teaching at the same Saint Michael’s Primary School. I taught for four years before I proceeded to Saint John’s Teachers’ College, Owo.

After my training as a teacher in Owo, I started working as a trained teacher. I later became a head teacher at Saint Michael’s Primary School, Ilara-Mokin. As a trained teacher, I was full of pride and people respected me a lot in the community. Ladies always flocked around me.

You look younger than the age you have described, what is the secret?

God is the secret of my longevity.

Did you pick your wife among those ladies that flocked around you in those days?

There, I had two female teachers working with me. One of them was from Ipogun; she was dark and fat, and the other one was fair and slender, but walked sluggishly. When thinking having a wife, I had to consider the one from Ipogun.

When did you get married to her?

We got married in January 1955.

How did you woo her?

I was the head teacher then which made me a popular person. Being a teacher then gave one a great chance. Besides, I was living in her father’s house before I wooed her, so it made it easier for me. However, it suddenly dawned on me when I took her home for introduction that like me, she came from a village and I started wondering how the marriage would work. Despite that, I still married her and she loved me.

How did she react when you proposed to her?

Why would she say no? Me, a neat and well dressed teacher! If you saw my dressing then, no lady would see me and not admire me. It was an express agreement.

When you got married, did she live with you or in her hometown, considering how you were moving from town to town as a teacher?

She was with me of course, going with me wherever I went.

You said you were a good-looking teacher, how did you cope with advances from ladies?

I did not look at them. I am a disciplined person and I believed it would lower my prestige as a trained teacher if I became a philanderer. I was known for good principles. Some women didn’t like to be posted to my school. They would say that I did not have special treatment for ladies. And that was true. If you were a pregnant teacher and you came late, I would warn you and tell you that I would not take any action because of your condition. Six months after delivery, such a woman must brace herself or leave. I didn’t accept any nonsense.

How would you compare working with government in the days you were young with the situation now?

Government work was good then. There is nothing good in it now. That’s my view because I believe so much in hard work.

Where did you work as a trained teacher?

I worked at Ido-Ani and Owo. I spent a long time in Owo.

How did you manage to achieve a good balance between your domestic responsibilities and working hard at work?

I’m a man. It is women that cater for children.

But your wife was also a teacher, how did you work out the schedule?

As I said earlier, I warned pregnant and nursing teachers against coming to school late. So, I also warned her against coming late. Though at home, I pitied her a lot because she would go to school and come back with me and then go straight to the kitchen when we got home, while I would be in the sitting room, sometimes dozing off, but she would send for me when the food was ready.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/no-lady-could-resist-me-as-a-young-man-adejuwon-retired-headmaster/%3famp=1

Daddy was once a boy. Respect from one Jnr baller to a Snr Baller, respect Sir

AfroKnight:
https://punchng.com/coronavirus-dont-come-to-police-station-igp-tells-nigerians/

how will people bail?