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Celebrities › Re: Veronica Njoku 'Ramota' Is Dead (Ramota Of New Masquerade) by Josmila(m): 11:06pm On Mar 22, 2017

luvinhubby:
Claude Eke - Jegede. RIP

Christy Essien Igbokwe - Akpeno RIP

Romanus Amuta - Natty RIP

James Iroha - Gringory. RIP

Vero Njoku - Ramota. RIP

Zebrudayah and Ovuleria are the last men standing

Crime › Re: Indian Woman Kills Her Husband, Puts His Dead Body In A Suitcase (Photos, Video) by Josmila(m): 8:00pm On Mar 22, 2017

Zikavirus:
I thought it was Buhari in that box

Can't you just pretend to have sense when it's obvious you bereft of it??

Family › Re: My Neighbour Is About To Kill His Wife!! Please Advice. (urgent) by Josmila(m): 5:48pm On Mar 22, 2017

kunlesufyan:
Marriage is a different ball game entirely, if she spends time thinking of how she can contribute rather than cursing or abusing the husband maybe things would have been easier.
You won't blame guy that want to be made before contemplating marriage.

My bro, life turns, the unexpected happens, a man with riches today can be in rags tomorrow, a made man can be church rat poor in the blink of an eye. Anythingcan rresult into it.

Someone in my estate was by all standards living the life until he had a stroke and life turned, they really struggle now, the wife has becomethe man of the house wwithout any noise. She now hustles to cater for home, it's been over 2 years and I'm yet to hear a noise from that household.

Any pray you marry a good woman, a woman who won't make your life miserable just because things aren't so rosy as it used to be.

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Business › Re: Naira Watch: Naira Appreciates To N420/$ by Josmila(m): 10:05am On Mar 22, 2017

sinistermind:
What some people don't understand is that even if Dollar goes down to 150naira, it doesn't concern the ordinary Nigerian man, unless price simple food items go back to normal. So as long as everything is still on the high side, Nigeria is still in recession to these ordinary Nigerians.

So I put it to you, how will the dollar go down to N150 and the prices of goods aren't affected too?

Travel › Re: Accident Kills 22 Traders In Kebbi, Others Severely Injured (Photos) by Josmila(m): 10:01am On Mar 22, 2017

Oh my God! This is quite disheartening. God grant the souls of the departed eternal rest

Investment › Re: MMM Nigeria Denies Viral MMM Guiders Conference Coming Up In April 2017 by Josmila(m): 10:55pm On Mar 21, 2017

DrMuzoic:
But on a serious note, how do I get my money back I won't mind just getting back the capital, you can keep the interest and bonus

On behalf of the national association of 'we told you to beware', I'm here to tell you you ain't getting a nickel back, not even the state and capital

Celebrities › Re: EFCC Warns Kemi Adetiba With Her Work "The Wedding Party" by Josmila(m): 9:06pm On Mar 21, 2017

Dshocker:
Efcc will soon be going after market women selling ugu & egusi...oOh God,where are you!

Ever heard of the word 'sarcasm'? That's it right there and need I tell you madam kemi got a free advert there?

Celebrities › Re: EFCC Warns Kemi Adetiba With Her Work "The Wedding Party" by Josmila(m): 9:03pm On Mar 21, 2017

QuietHammer:
You have to be a bit intelligent to get the EFCC's tweets

And you my friend have hit the hammer on the head quietly

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Investment › Re: See What Top MMM Guider Chuddy Ugorji Is Doing In Lagos To Win Nigerians Back(pi by Josmila(m): 7:41pm On Mar 21, 2017

BrutalJab:
Where are those sets of morons that said he is in The Philippines with his wife

They said MMM is dead since last year, February they said it's about to die.

How many times will it die

Lemme go and honor my Order jare. Bunch of confuses mofos!

MMM IS BACK LIKE BUHARI!!!

Aren't you the 'confuses' one here? grin

Sports › Re: Mohammed Anas Thanks Wife And Girlfriend After Netting Brace (Photo) by Josmila(m): 7:05pm On Mar 20, 2017

effty:
It is no mistake. I ve girlfriends and my wife knows.

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Family › Re: A Lady's Shocking Prayers For Her Ex Sister-In-Law Who Just Got Married by Josmila(m): 9:16pm On Mar 16, 2017

Women are their worst enemies. #Nuffsaid

Travel › Re: PHOTOS: Car Rams Into Shop Along College Road, Ogba Lagos; Kills One by Josmila(m): 8:07pm On Mar 08, 2017

thorpido:
Na only car I see here o,I no see any ram.
This bloggers dey confuse person.

LMAOOOOOOOOO I taya for una for this nairaland

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Shows The Interior Design Of His House (Photo) by Josmila(m): 8:03pm On Mar 08, 2017

Shortyy:
OMG. Dear future husband, are you seeing this?

Your future husband is somewhere saying " Dear future wife, are you seeing this?"

Bottomline, you can be the rich wife too. Selah!

TV/Movies › Re: #BBNaija: Kemen Apologizes To Tboss And All Women by Josmila(m): 6:11pm On Mar 08, 2017

NwamaziNwaAro:
Shut up,

Your name is not Ekemini Ekerette

But

KEMEN the sexual assaulter!!

I just read your gibberish and you obviously aren't remorseful.
You don't believe there'a anything wrong in what you've done and it's all in our perception..

You were disqualified for over-playing your game abi Your game strategy was to take advantage of sleeping female housemates right??

I expected to hear/read something remorseful from a contrite heart, or you think we are the housemates you lied to that 'that is how you sleep'.
We saw it all Ete.

You are a shame to manhood and your manhood

Born liar, not only did you lie about your age but you're now lying about what was watched by all.

Now I'm so sad that the rumour of your suicide isn't true.

Fam, I've not commented on posts on this platform in a while, but I'm compelled to do so now.

You read an apology from a man who clearly has a lot to lose from that act in the big brother house, his reputation, his family name, all on the line.

While you're trying to be more Catholic than the pope, it is my duty to inform you that if that apology isn't sufficient for you, especially as you aren't Tboss, her family member, friend or the organizer of the show, you have a right to a mixture of gamalin 20 + sniper later this night so you end things appropriately.

Cheers

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Politics › Re: Ambode Insists On Removing Yellow Buses (Danfo) From Lagos Roads by Josmila(m): 9:24pm On Feb 06, 2017

Ajibel:
You obviously didn't read the article.

Isn't it oobvious he has a deficiency in reading?

Politics › Re: Shamsudeen Bala Enjoying His Luxury Cars by Josmila(m): 9:17pm On Feb 02, 2017

Ex-minister and son both don't have names? Do better.

Those that fleeced this country aren't far from us, they brandish their luxurious lifestyle from ill-gotten wealth without limits, but we all find time to pay for sins

Education › Re: Armed Military Men Take Over The University Of Port Harcourt by Josmila(m): 8:37pm On Feb 02, 2017

Fabulouski:
Buhari! Buhari!! Buhari!!!
How many times I call u?

Without his name in your mouth you got toothache

Business › Re: Total Staff Returns N108k To Customer Who Forgot His Money At Ilorin Station by Josmila(m): 8:16pm On Feb 02, 2017

Burntcoal:
aw can someone forget 108k@ a gas station..... I don bilif it

Typical, ladies and preferring lies

Romance › Re: My Fiancé Brags Alot, He Lies About Everything by Josmila(m): 12:45pm On Feb 02, 2017

All I see is a relationship with a foundation built on lies.

In her case, she encouraged the lies clearly..she fell in love with because of the lies, sweet talking..

Unfortunately, she's in love with an adult with a kid's brain who feels lying about things he doesn't have makes him more of a man.

Is that the only thing she hates about him? Then she should try talking to him about it and see if he'll change, otherwise she should hit the exit door of that relationship.

Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Arrested With Weapons In Kaduna By Police (Photos) by Josmila(m): 12:36pm On Feb 02, 2017

knightsTempler:
El rufai will call the the commissioner of police of that zone and question him where he got the gut and audacity to arrest his foot jihadist. Wait and see.

Can you say this to his face sir? #justasking

Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Deletes Alter-plate Info From His Social Media Acc, Puts Five Star by Josmila(m): 12:33pm On Feb 02, 2017

Y'all forget bad publicity is good publicity for these entertainers. They live off these things.. It's some big deal like it's been painted

Celebrities › Re: 2Face Releases Official Statement On New Date For Protest by Josmila(m): 5:07pm On Feb 01, 2017

madridguy:
#IStandWithSaiBaba

BUHARI MAKE THINGS EXPENSIVE!

Headsmaster: how much is passport photograph for children?

Photographer: the price for the passport is N100 per child

Headmaster: No, the pupils are 500 in numbers, so we are paying N50

Photographer: ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many

Headmaster: class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.

Class teacher: ok sir, i will inform them right away

Class teacher: Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.

Pupils: Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school

Mummy: Father, your son was asked to go with N500 passport fee tomorrow.

Father: Hool My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including
education. We have said it, this man is wicked. Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WIT U" Honesty and sincerity is all wot we need to make this country a better place.

The truth has never been well spoken. God bless you

Celebrities › Re: 2Face Releases Official Statement On New Date For Protest by Josmila(m): 5:03pm On Feb 01, 2017

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Politics › Re: Ambode Signs Death Penalty For Kidnappers by Josmila(m): 4:53pm On Feb 01, 2017

Good one the people's Governor!

The Governor others wish they had.

Dan sarki mai takalmin karfe na gaishe ka!!

Politics › Re: Presidency Reacts To Planned Nationwide Protest On February 5th by Josmila(m): 8:23pm On Jan 31, 2017

nlsmd:
So the likes of Davido and Olamide supported the last government?
Is Femi Adesina competing with Lai Mohammed or something

LMAO @ 'supported', those guys were paid to do their job

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Education › Re: IMSU 1st Year Student Padlocks His Bag (Photos) by Josmila(m): 8:17pm On Jan 31, 2017

Victurh:
Not only the padlock, even the type of bag he Carried sef! The only set of people who use those bags are primary school pupils

The real things he's safeguarding are the food and water bottle in that bag cheesy

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman On His Way To DSS Headquarters In Abuja (Photos) by Josmila(m): 2:54pm On Jan 30, 2017

malware:
This man is granted too much attention that he does not deserve at all. He is not supposed to even be invited to the headquarters of the DSS in the first place... The agency should have handled his small Gra-Gra at the state level. Meanwhile, where are the lawyers and protesters? shey your body na bullet-proof abi?

This is my anger.. he's given too much attention reason he's overestimated his importance

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman On His Way To DSS Headquarters In Abuja (Photos) by Josmila(m): 2:52pm On Jan 30, 2017

What are the cameras for? Why all the paparazzi for an ordinary invite??

And oh, I remember he said the members will cause mayhem if he goes to the DSS office, I can't wait abeg...End time pastors..

Celebrities › Re: Professor Akindele Adetoye Blasts 2face Over Protest: "You Bloody illiterate" by Josmila(m): 2:47pm On Jan 30, 2017

The insults are unnecessary.

Truth is only jobless people will heed the call for protests.

If you have a job or engaged productively, you won't have time for silly protests.

I'll never partake in such protests and I know a whole lot of people who won't too.

If Tuface wants to change the face of things, he should join politics as he was rightly advised.

But if he so wishes to protest against the govt of the day, by all means, he should go ahead...

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Family › Re: Man Catches Wife Giving 5-year-old Son ‘Mouth Action’ by Josmila(m): 1:12pm On Jan 24, 2017

The man married an HOE-loshi.. He's entered one chance.

Reason women don't need to be idle. An idle woman is prone to a lot, now that she's not chatting up ex-bfs, or sexting them, she's caught up in another vice. God help us

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Investment › Re: MMM: How Much Has Guider Chuddy PH Since Unfreeze? by Josmila(m): 10:47pm On Jan 15, 2017

[quote author=davodyguy post=52838073]MMM=one chance

But WTF does

GH mean?
PH means what?

I have no idea, since I'm not interested in the BS

GH= Ghana
PH= Portharcourt

You're soo correct my friend cheesy

Politics › Re: President Buhari Meets With Security Chiefs On Kaduna Killings by Josmila(m): 7:23pm On Jan 12, 2017

Goahead:
I hope the soldiers drafted to Southern kaduna are not going to aide hausa/Fulani killer machines??

Is that what you would have done?

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