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Career / Re: His Experience With Female Banker(marketer) by joyousever(f): 11:05am On Sep 23
Who told you that what he's feeling is lust? Did you not read where he said he doesn't just want sex with her but true intimacy that will probably last forever? Must you people always sound so pessimistic all the time??
Mehn desperate times. I pity the young girl that pressure made give up her cherry. Anyway trust me what you’re feeling isn’t love but LUST, you just want more of her body and not her heart. Sex can make you confuse love for lust, with time the feeling will fade and you’ll get tired of her. Banks and slaverycry
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji And Son, Jayce Pictured With Her Luxury Bentley Car by joyousever(f): 10:18pm On Sep 22
She looks much better in her dark skin.
Celebrities / Re: Mike Ezuruonye Celebrates His 39th Birthday (Photo) by joyousever(f): 7:18pm On Sep 21
His wife attended the same secondary school with me, four classes ahead of me, and she should be in her early forties, between 41-42. So how can he be claiming 39?
How can this guy be claiming 39 yrs old, when his younger brother and I attended airforce sec sch ikeja. The average age of guys now in our set back in sch wld be 41yrs, and he is claiming 39.
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill & Wife, Rosy Meurer Show Off Their Son's Face (Pictures) by joyousever(f): 7:45pm On Sep 20
Omor, you don cast this one and Tonto kpatakpata!!! She shake the table but you come smash am, scatter am totally, nothing remain!!! Instead of defending bipolar Tonto, she and her fellow trolls should counsel her to see a psychiatrist.

You and Tonto can activate Lagoon Mode! Did you ask why Nollywood and Dikeh family don't comment on her issues? They know she's a lunatic and her father called her a mad woman in the leaked audio.
I thought it is Tonto that mentioned in the audio that she's slow poison? Na Churchill now?
What did Van Vickers do that made Tonto slap him publicly? What did Mercy Johnson do that Tonto even extend the enmity to her husband and children? Why does she go to Mercy's page to tag her children witches and other derogatory names? Na only her everywhere? Everyone in Nollywood is bad too, na only Tonto good.
Someone that Bobrisky even saw as irritating is better cast into the deep sea.
She has moved on with different men including Kponkpon, leave Churchill out of her name.
She will land in prison or early grave if she doesn't stop living in Churchill's shadows. Since Kponkpon no want again, please do Tonto a favour by recommending her for a member of your family. PERIOD!


Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill & Wife, Rosy Meurer Show Off Their Son's Face (Pictures) by joyousever(f): 7:30pm On Sep 20
Are you sure this critic is not Tonto herself? You know this is a faceless forum where anyone can post or comment anonymously. I've been reading her criticisms of the Churchill guy and I'm beginning to wonder if he had done her a very 'strong' thing[ before.quote author=pepperdemzombie post=106003292]
Why are you always wailing on behalf of Tonto anytime Churchill is mentioned? She paid you to wail or what?
Tonto say na 440secs man and she no want again, wetin be your own?
Shebi she left 440secs man for 24hrs Kponkpon {baton}, how far?[/quote]
Career / Re: Female Bosses by joyousever(f): 5:50am On Sep 19
I don't like female bosses, their wahala and arrogance no be here!! Yes to. bosses till tomorrow, especially the decent ones with zero sexual harassment.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Changes Her Son’s Surname From Her Baby Daddy’s Name To Her Father’s by joyousever(f): 6:30am On Sep 18
Did she tell you that she will deprive him of his father's access in the future or did she also tell you that she's like Tonto Dike ? There's nothing wrong in what she did! The reason can't be far-fetched, meaning the Jeremy man hasn't been part of the boy's life, therefore, it's needless and useless identifying his name with the innocent boy!
In 20-years to come if she doesn't show Jayce who his father is peacefully, she will do that forcefully.

Linda Ikeji should know this and know peace

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Religion / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Tonto Dikeh Stole My Lexus SUV Worth ₦67 Million by joyousever(f): 11:14pm On Sep 15
What I don't get is how possible was it for her to have access to his said car in the middle of all the breakup storm.
grin grin grin wink cheesy

Toto Decay return the Lexus wen u tiff!! angry
E dey totori me as dis guy dey give dis mad woman back to back. No time for maturity when other party dey display. True born Warri boy!! grin
Religion / Re: Prince Kpokpogri: Tonto Dikeh Stole My Lexus SUV Worth ₦67 Million by joyousever(f): 11:11pm On Sep 15
What's your definition of talking too much? Can't you see that he was being interviewed and was only stating a point!!
Useless people. This bros sef talks too much. You're not the first to dump a Lady or have a break up.

Even 2Baba and Rudeboy wey get more serious issues no dey misyarn.
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: "Boma Never Fingered Me": Tega - VIDEO by joyousever(f): 2:50am On Sep 13
Loooool grin grin As in eh .. I just tire for this unnecessary defence mechanism cun damage control oooo. .. And I just weak for the company that endorsed her! This is a pointer to the fact that some Nigerians relegate morality to the background!!! F

Their lies keeps changing per second per second.

I am sure her publicity team sat with her and watched the videos released by big brother and then fashion out the best lie for each scene. This is called extreme Gaslighting. Boma has sinus not on his nasal cavity but on his scrotum, because he used the tissue down under and not any where near his head. Besides, not once during the big brother show did we see Boma blow his nose. He has sinus and catarrh and you were always French kissing him. He has sinus and no other girl Boma kissed and slept with in the house noticed.

You and Boma did not have sex, he did not finger you, you were only acting out a script (I don't know who wrote the script), but you two have been apologising up and down. So what exactly are you two apologising for?

Tega and his media team need to go back to the drawing board and come up with a better lie.
TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: "Boma Never Fingered Me": Tega - VIDEO by joyousever(f): 9:27pm On Sep 12
Tega leave damage control!! I watched the video and I saw Boma's hand busy in your midsection and you were also busy moaning hard!! He looked up at your face to check your facial expression and he beamed a wide smile!!! You both claimed you didn't smash, you were acting a script,then what was Boma cleaning with the tissue by his bedside And why did you tell him at the dining table that he could then behave normal (because of the sex) and he responded by saying that he could go five more times Abeg, shift one side!!
Celebrities / Re: Wedding Pictures Of Trikytee And His Wife by joyousever(f): 11:36pm On Sep 08
Hian!!! Who says Rosy Meurer was ever Tonto's friend? She came out to clarify that allegation. She said she had never met Tonto more than once and it was a very brief one.
As for Adekunle, when did he threaten to destroy his marriage certificate Tell me please!
My type of woman.

Slim, moderate height with lovely smile.

Trickytee happy married life.
Please take your relationship off social media, don't post everything here.

Don't be like MC Fish and Anita Joseph who post everything on social media.

May your wife not be promiscuous like Tega.
Trickytee I pray for you, you will not be a simpleton like Tega's husband.

Don't have an eye on your wife's friend, don't be like Churchill.
May Tonto Dike toxic spirit never possess your woman, she no go give u rat poison in Jesus name.
Annie Idibia will not be her role model in Jesus name.
Trickytee may you never threaten to destroy your marriage certificate with soda like Adekunle Gold.

Be her Banky W let her be your Adesuwa and stay off social media.

Happy married life brother.

Lalasticlala create thread na straight to FP abi na who wan put the thread for pending grin

Celebrities / Re: Wedding Pictures Of Trikytee And His Wife by joyousever(f): 11:31pm On Sep 08
Congratulations to them.

Still patiently waiting for my prince charming, that will be able to do justice to my pusssy the way and manner i want it. If you can't go down and suck the hell out of me, then me and you cannot relate.
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus Celebrates Her 38th Birthday In Stunning Outfit (Photos) by joyousever(f): 2:43pm On Sep 07
Why bloggers too dey lie like this? Eniola that marked her 37th birthday in 2015. Helen Paul even made a joke about it, when she was allegedly denying her real age then to be 37! 38 kor 28 ni.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Highest Salary You Have Ever Received by joyousever(f): 11:51pm On Sep 06
It's "far from" and not "far to"

I might have a job for you here in Abuja if you aren't far to wuye.
Interview is slated for Thursday.
You have to be competent though because I'll be going through the CVs tomorrow.
You're not the only one that'll be getting interviewed so you have to be good to get picked.

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TV/Movies / Re: Maria Evicted From The Big Brother House by joyousever(f): 1:44pm On Aug 30
No, it's not a lie.

Pere revealed to Angel that he penetrated Maria's vagina with his penis?

Easy with the lying oh, nobody fukked Maria in that house.

Why are you lying na grin
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Help Someone And You Landed Into Trouble?? ... Share by joyousever(f): 11:52pm On Aug 29
Exactly my story! At last her guilt threw her out of the job! Ingrates everywhere!
Mine was someone I helped get job in my organization, he started ganging up against me. But at last his butt was kicked out


TV/Movies / Re: Maria Evicted From The Big Brother House by joyousever(f): 11:14pm On Aug 29
What did they say about Angel's private region?
I feel Maria was evicted by the organisers becos of the discussion she had with Nini and Peace concerning Angel's inner parts in the HOH Executive lounge.

Yes...Just so you know, Maria was definitely Top 5 Material in that house becos she was the most entertaining. She brought lots of drama to the show. She was the Villan of the show and tell me, what's a show without a good Villan? She was the most talked about HM on social media but attitude killed her star.

She crossed the line when she engaged herself, Nini and Peace in a bad and derogatory discussion about Angel's Private Part.

That is very disrespectful (in Maria voice) grin

Nini and Peace would be the next to get Evicted. I hope

That will teach them a lesson not to abuse somebody's private parts on National TV becos that a very sensitive and private aspect of ones life. We did not create ourselves.

Even Biggie doesn't show us their changing scenes or naked bathing or shower scenes for a good reason. Anytime they finish bathing and want to change, they would quickly remove that scene for a reason.

Now that she is out, let her meet the Organisers and they will reveal to her what got her evicted. Forget votes. The organisers have the final power on who stays or goes.

Could they have discussed such in the house?
Hell No. But becos the were in the Executive lounge (behind sound proof close doors) they decided to spill trash from their mouth on live TV concerning somebody's privates. Even using bad words to describe it. It's totally wrong.

That's very disrespectful Maria angry

I cant even think of gossiping and abusing my fellow guys privates part in real life to someone else talkless of on National TV.

They get mind. I swear. Maria, Nini and Peace all lack home training and need to be removed.

Nini and Peace....you both are next.

BBNaija Organisers are trying to use this to send a positive message to the world and I hope viewers will learn from this.

A Man who has refused to be trained will learn the hard way fro

TV/Movies / Re: Maria Evicted From The Big Brother House by joyousever(f): 11:04pm On Aug 29
ButK Mercy rooted for her to win. author=Rugaria post=105302514]
She was talented and never used her "light skin" to curry any advantage. Imagine the way she handled the fake eviction stuff. I just think she doesn't have enough celebrities supporting her and that led to this..[/quote]
TV/Movies / Re: Maria Evicted From The Big Brother House by joyousever(f): 11:01pm On Aug 29
Says who? Pere had his way with her recently! She was forming amnesia claiming she couldn't remember, even when Pere openly revealed it to Angel in her presence,she just claimed she couldn't remember and walked away. And this got Pere questioning her mental state.
ahannnn why are you hating on the girl na.at least no guy deek am for there lipsrsealed


Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Celebrates 37th Birthday With Lovely Pictures by joyousever(f): 3:42pm On Aug 29
As in eh.... celebrities hardly tell their real ages, especially the females! Even Tonto is claiming 36 Lmao grin. It's only Rita Dominic that has managed to tell her real age. I couldn't even believe that AY is already 50 shocked, cos he looks much younger than that! It's apparent the age reduction thing has become a norm. Even the current BBnaija housemates aren't left out in the trend!
Mercy 37?!!!.. Make una dey fear God na!!!

My 35 year old cousin was in Secondary school when Mercy Johnson started acting top roles in Nollywood! At what point did her age pause?!!
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Liquorose With Tuface, Wizkid, D’Banj by joyousever(f): 9:55am On Aug 28
Na 26 she say she be.
She try, it have tey!!!!

Hope she no dey claim 21yrs?
Religion / Re: How Do You Personally Hear From God? by joyousever(f): 10:25am On Aug 22
I swear! That's the truest Christianity. Also, live in love for one another and be helpful to those in need.
I've come to realise that there's no formula in Christianity ooo.

A pure heart towards God, ensures a koinonia with Him.

Coz people have fasted, prayed, sow seed, tithe, evangelise, do every every...yet, nothing come out.

Just have a pure heart of righteousness, you and God go dey ball steady.

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Romance / Re: “Women openly buy and sell charms to entrap men" Lady blows hot by joyousever(f): 1:59pm On Aug 20
They do. Ever heard of Kayanmata? This is what most runs babes use in snatching wealthy men from their wives. How about washing of the intimate area and using it to cook for one's partner to make him stick to you for life, any other woman is regarded as an eye sore! I heard of this one even as a child. The world is deep, you can't tell what people do in secret!
I personally don't think these charms work.

I think it's similar to people who buy breast and penis enlargement product, they don't work.

A man who wants to be Randy will be Randy and most are willingly generous to keep their Randy affairs.

I haven't heard of anyone who was charmed or who charmed anyone. Na story I just dey read.

No verifiable evidence that those things work.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: All Working Class Lets Meet Here And Help Other Unemployed by joyousever(f): 12:31pm On Aug 20
What products are you into? Let's start from there.
Are you hardworking and a goal getter?
Are you a female?
Are you people person?

If you are interested in a freelance Sales Management job then this is for you.

We are Brand and Advertising Consulting firm based in Lagos. We are looking for Intelligent and Hardworking people who can promote our business to a wider reach (within and outside Lagos).


You can make up to 40% on each projects you bring in.

You can work from anywhere and at anytime.

You do not need much talk to convince prospects as we have a rich portfolio that cuts across various sectors.

If you decide to work inhouse, we have a comfortable working and well furnished office you can work with.

TV/Movies / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Endorses Whitemoney As The Winner Of Bbnaija 2021 by joyousever(f): 8:00pm On Aug 14
Exactly! This time they are supporting this one because of food cooking. Lol grin grin. Confused people!

Let’s keep watching. Nigerians have a funny mentality of picking people as winners for very funny reasons.

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TV/Movies / Re: Cubana Chief Priest Endorses Whitemoney As The Winner Of Bbnaija 2021 by joyousever(f): 7:47pm On Aug 14
Spot on! Pere is my favourite this season.


Na people wey dey vote get wahala.

I Love what Pere did to whitemoney, sacking him from the kitchen.
Whitemoney is a very boring guy, lies and pretends a lot.

Pere is the real nigga and a game changer.

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Family / Re: Most Touching Experience I've Had In A While. by joyousever(f): 9:31am On Aug 14
All this long epistle to counter my harmless comment that's borne out of humour? Please swerve!

TBH there’s nothing like “minor” in Nigeria. Go out to the streets and see what children “minors” are doing. This is the reality of where we are in Nigeria today.

You cannot even justify education anymore because after many many years the graduates are unemployed or earn nonsense working full time or not even paid for many months just like that.

If the kid start with that little stock of pure water and remain consistent for a full year then he will be better than a graduate. That’s the reality!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Food Vendor (Ewa Agoyin Seller) Seeks Votes To Support Whitemoney (Pix) by joyousever(f): 5:33am On Aug 14
This is a breath of fresh air since this week! This is one of the most sensible and logical comment and analysis I've read so far since this week's brouhaha in BBhouse! Nigerians are known for joining the bandwagon just by an effortless prejudice. They fail to read through the lines to detect pretence and hidden motives due to their gullibility! The fact that most of them are rooting for one Mr. Chef, doesn't mean the rest of us have to!
They aren't there for career cooking and gluttony, they're there to compete for a prize!
Whitemoney should play the game like a real nigga if he wants to get a vote from someone like me, he should stop playing on our emotion like a pussy nigga by appearing overly nice on the camera even when he is being attacked by Pere, who is fooling who Only a fool will vote for someone on a reality show based on emotion, you can't try this stuff with a white man and get the gong. You have to be real, show your real self. You cannot come on a reality show telling audience that you are the nicest guy in the world and they should reward you with the N90m, puked tongue So all the other housemates that are there are not in for the money. Well some foolish Nigerians are already stanning him for this. Emotional thinkers are fools undecided

That lady "Queen" is the real housemate, I love how she displayed for Maria in their small fracas. That is a real reality person, don't hide anything.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Food Vendor (Ewa Agoyin Seller) Seeks Votes To Support Whitemoney (Pix) by joyousever(f): 5:19am On Aug 14
Thanks a great deal! You've said it all, no more, no less! Pere isn't there for cooking or gluttony, he's there for the game, that's what real men do! Pere is my favourite!
I can't vote for him ...he is fake ...since he was removed from kitchen , his real self now came out ...imagine a guy that says he doesn't cook at home but comfortable cooking alone and cleaning the kitchen alone in big brother house , if is not strategy what do you call such a person. He was hiding the fact that he was a cook in a restaurant in the past . If he is real , he ought to 've say the truth about his cooking skill. I am happy my favourites are not in the house for food...they are there for the games ...
Family / Re: Most Touching Experience I've Had In A While. by joyousever(f): 4:27am On Aug 14
Op, you funny no be small. In fact, your writing style cracked me up through the reading grin grin. You said you asked him why he didn't rather get a job rather than begging and you were at the same time shocked at his response of promising to leave the streets if he were given wares to sell, being that he was a minor. Funny you grin.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: It's A Cunning Behavior For WhiteMoney To Stay In The Kitchen All Day by joyousever(f): 3:08am On Aug 13
Did they like Cee Cee or Tacha in the house? They kept standing up every Sunday but their fans kept saving them. Just watch out for the last day! Note that Pere is the real content, therefore , Biggie will not let Pere leave, otherwise people will stop watching BBN. Lol grin

A wild card now a major content? Na WA o... Even in the house there, nobody likes pere talk more of fans outside.

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