God bless you for this intellectual savage! I'm trying to figure out if he's high on some wicked substances!

Kobonaire234:


Erm, that's not necessarily true....

Prince William did not marry a virgin
Prince Harry married a woman who had run through two husbands...at least
Prince Charles did not marry a virgin for his wife no 2
Prince Eddy's wife was most likely not one either
King Edward VIII's wife was no virgin either....

I can go on....

Edward the Black Prince did not marry a virgin...




I guess we could give women the same advice, to stay away from men who have put their d into many women's v...too much disease and whatnot....



Likewise women should not vgive their virginity to men who have been running around the town...they have given their best to oloshos, and the like.



If a lot of men listened to the above, they would be throwing away a lot of good women...

Many of our fathers married women older than 23 years of age. I know a few...who are celebrating their 40th, 50th wedding anniversary.

Plus, a woman has to have qualificaitons...because in this Buhari economy, a two income house is a must...and has been since the SAP days. And women are in school between 18-23 years of age!




Same thing for men who sleep around...they and the whor£ can retire together in peace...leave virgins for virgins...!



Yeah, she was in some instances getting a university degree, and masters, so that she can get a job and contribute something to the marriage...you know, what we men want...not a leech with SSCE attempted?





Yeah, because many of those men want to taste the fruit without paying for it. Men like you...who then will come and call women oloshos, after decieving one virgin to give it to you after lying that you luff her...




Yes, because they were men like you...want a woman for a night, and lie to her....



Okay, and at the end, you will miss out on that amazing young woman at 28 because....you wanted a fresh but immature Arrow at 20..



Who are single mums because, of men like you. Lie to women you love them, then dump them when they get pregnant, and call them oloshos....leave them alone.




So, after you have finished fvcking every girl you want...where would you find virgins..

I know...in the remote village...that 18 year old girl who dropped out of school at JS2 last year....who cannot compose herself in english..clearly.




I don't like femmism nonsense...but most of you guys treat women like trash, and then act surprised when they get bitter and start listening to madam Femminist and company.

Intelligent input,!

chaseblack:


This is something I have been pondering over since. I believe the government and by extension the CBN are clueless in economy policy and this made our naira on a free fall.

How many times have you seen lower denominations recently, like #5 #10 #20 etc
It's very hard to see talkless of coins. Therefore when we come with our usual 'fuel is expensive so we must increase price of goods' or 'dollar has risen so cost of importing goods will rice' mantra, the sellers have no choice than to round up prices to the nearest hundreds or thousands because no one will want to waste time looking for change.

In developed country you can get an item for $1. 2 cents so if there is inflation the seller will probably add another 5cents or so but in Nigeria things increase by about 50% or 100% even. A bread of #100 will suddenly be #150 when the cost of production has not increased by 50% the sellers have already increased price by 50% because smaller denominations aren't available.

Small denominations should be abundant in circulation maybe this will curb the sudden astronomical increase in price.

Hmmmm....... weird reasoning.

jeromestarks:
Great family.

The English Royal Family does not marry non virgins into the family because they don't want to breed bastards.

You're a royalty in your family. Do not pay bride price and sponsor wedding ceremony just to have a woman who was fvcked by another man who paid nothing but eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you a fool?
Do not give your best to a woman who did not give you her best (virginity).
Never marry a woman above 23. If a woman did not give you her best years ( 18 - 23), you shouldn't give her your best.

Let those who whor3 away their best years retire somewhere else. Not in your house.

There Is a reason why she is not married at 27/30. There is a reason why men don't stay in her life. There is a reason why the men who fvcked her did not stay with her. There is a reason they all left her. Do not be the one to clean up her mess.
Date a woman in her prime (18-23).

As for single mothers, do not even cross path with those ones. Avoid everything they touched if you don't want to regret coming to this life.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

All right, I do mind.
Cheers...

Okhuadams:
love ur analysis do you mind me knowing you.

She really needs to calm down in pursuit of love. Love doesn't even happen when you hunt for it, it beckons when one least expects. At least Rita is a perfect example of God's time, she should take a cue from her.

Okhuadams:
You got it all right but importantly as you said she was hanging one hopefully hoping that things will be good. She has even played that role in a movie. She's desperately looking for Love

As in..... I'm trying to wrap my head around the height of her stupidity! Very good question there: " Doesn't she have security'? Besides, all these happened to her and she never got him arrested or told anyone for intervention? This is quite difficult to believe at this age and time! As in, all these rubbish was '"running street" in her own house and she let him go scot free? This is strange. It's either she was condoning his excesses with the hope that things would work out between them or he simply jassed her to silence! God forbid BAT thing!

Okhuadams:
What a fallacy story using the dead in the person of Ada Ameh God bless her soul to butter up ur desperation for love. As mature or exposed as you a guy come from nowhere and did all this to you. In ur own house don't you have security. Madam you were simply desperate for love

By then those businesses would have adjusted to the policy by making provisions for electronic transactions. And for alms, how much do you give as alms? Do you empty your account to do so?

redsun:


Okay,that is slightly reassuring.But there are so many businesses in nigeria that dont have elctronics facilitiies for transactions.How do you deal with those businesses, and how do you give alms to needies and scrongers ?

The policy says use electronic or internet banking to make transactions that are beyond the daily or weekly withdrawal limit!

redsun:
I am sure they are especting the econmy to go the zimbabwean way soon ,especially if the doomed masses will still be dumb enough to allow a rogue like Tinubu or Atiku to run the crime inc nation again. The policy is absurb and can only work in a failed economic situation.100k can't cover two shopping trips for essentials things in shoprite for a week for a normal individual. It is unimaginable, and somewhat extortionate with the percentage they will be asking for exceeding the withdrawal limits.

The sweetest part of this policy is that, it has come to frustrate the kidnapping industry which is being sponsored by the power brokers kicking and frowning against it .Duh

But it's no big deal, as it can be gotten easily since it has a short duration.

Prinzton:


This route I think is firstly for the IGSCE certified teachers.
If you're not experienced in the British curriculum forget it.

Be careful with this your sucky addiction in order to avoid mouth cancer ooo! Hian!

fakum:
Sorry my people this might be a bit long.

Yeah, be careful, just like every other addiction. Anything your partner do while dating will most likely continue in marriage, be warned.
I had sex an explosive sex life with my wife when we were dating and few years after marriage. We makeout everywhere with any little opportunity. Now we are almost 5 years in marriage and things have changed, though it has been coming gradually.

The last time we had sex was like 3 weeks ago, make I suck, NO, make I use hand, NO, and na she give me signal to come do ooo, I vex run my thing, cum and told her sex with her is now more of work. she got angry, I no send. Later in the morning, she brought the matter and I told her yes, she is making sex look like work, that she probably don’t enjoy sex with me anymore. She started saying its pressure, stress,….but I know it’s all lie, I had my suspicion (she doesn’t cook nor wash, virtually does nothing at home now aside her work which closes early and baby who we all look after).
3 days ago, I had a dream abut her, I prayed about it, she asked me about it and I refused t tell. Guys, throughout yesterday, conji wan kill me ooo, I just busy myself with phone. Later in the night, I came in and saw her sleeping, I surf net small , come sleep. I had another dream about her, woke up and time check, past 1 am. I saw her pressing her phone, probably doing her facebook as usual, that her fav app. Na so my suspicion start to play ooo, she started masturbating right there again, I vex but keep calm (this is not the first time ooo, normal level).

Now, this is why I’m angry, I LUV ORAL too much, its my favourite part of love making, for sometimes now, anytime I start my movement going downward on her, she will stop me, make I use hand na, NO, but see Aunty put her hand for THERE now. I’m not surprise, why? Because she confessed to me when dating that she is addicted to masturbation but working on it, that she will stop. Out of love I didn’t judge her, no one is a saint, I also saw it as maybe we can work things from there, bringing it in to our love making to spice things up in our sex life but now, I see my wife prefer masturbation to my oral and sex in its entirety. Guys forget, I’m not hyping myself but I dey try for oral. I can be there, 30min, 1 hr doing my thing (magic), and the result Is always awesome, as I gain more satisfaction in seeing my partner having orgasm than anything else.

Prior to now, because of excuses and stuffs, I have stopped asking for sex but anytime she gives signal, I go deliver. Now, I have made up my mind kind of, make she continue her masturbation, anytime conji hook me, I will find someone to give me mouth action till I’m relieved and movee. Worst case, 3k or 5k. You cant be starving me giving excuses while doing your thing. After all, this is one of the sins of marriage we were told during our class and she know.
I’m not a fan of f*cking outside, I neva enter another woman since we got married though I had enough changes and the pressure and I still don’t want to, not because of her though because she probably doesn’t deserve it but I’m going to get my BJ and have myself relieved issa decision I don’t think I will stop unless God says otherwise.

I will continue to be the loving husband she know, I wont change, I will even get better just as she continue to be the loving wife that she is, but we all have urge to be quenched.
So guys, don’t overlook anything you cant overlook in marriage, e get why! Once most people get what they want, they tend to change or show their real self and marriage isn’t an exception. Some just want the name “married” and have kids (like my wife, after all, she don marry, don get pikin) and once they achieve this, anything can follow though it ought not to be so. Its all my fault sha, I overlook everything ( probably because I know non is perfect and I saw some good traits in her) I wanted companionship as my main reason for marriage but hers were different(though see like attention die), I should have known better. Please marry who have same marriage goals as you.

Finally, this is not to discourage anyone from marriage , marriage is a beautiful thing and I’m happy I’m married and I love my baby (make una no think am oooo). Just pray and marry a good wife like me (even better).

#Peace!

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I have someone that fits perfectly into the role, but your age specification is an impediment here.

If you had dropped a phone number, it would have been easier to get contacted. I have someone that fits into this role

Na you sabi Mr. Prophet that can read the mind of a man getting married!

gypsey:
You think you know men, yea right! men can pretend, only him knows why he is marrying her. Besides, that man may look excited to you but he doesn't look excited to me. ofcourse would look excited to you, you are a woman!,

Lie of the century! Be there and be deceiving yourself! Any man that Marries a woman of his dreams is overly super excited about his marrrige or wedding day! Can't you see how super excited Mr. Fidelis is, because he loves her to pieces? It's only when a man isn't sure of his feelings for his wife to be, that you'll see him with a long face on his wedding day!

gypsey:
The greatest trophy of a woman is marriage, you may not like that statement but it is fact. Women are ussually the ones who are overly excited about marriages especially when they are old wrinkled and outdated.

Sentence 3.

I think the only solution here is for him to apologize and refund your money period! He should be a real man and not a thief!

Registeredguest:
I'm a lady in my mid- twenties, I got married aged 22, (always wanted to marry early) on the second year of our marriage we were blessed with a baby, parked to our house and things were rosy. I have always been a workaholic due to that I have never lack as a young lady in terms of finance.

I have always helped him in his house projects, might not be much 100k, 50k, 20k when need be. I never siphoned my money to myself, as a young lady I envisioned my pretty little family on my head, (3 children, handsome husband and pretty wife with a fine car living happily)

Now to the main problem,I think it all started when he told me he has seen a genuine plot of land that we should buy it together, I told him no, I want the land all by myself I have money to pay for it, (just want to have something tangible for myself alone) he said no problem.He sent me an account number of the seller I sent 600k to the seller.we did the necessary documents and everyone was happy.

After some weeks, I decided to dig around his phone then I discovered that the account I sent the 600k to, refunded 200k back to my husband, woke him up instantly I demanded for an explanation.he story no make sense. I was heartbroken, for months I was hurt...the two families got involved and settled the issue.money I no see...

Ever since this issue happened,the home has not been peaceful, fighting everyday. I find it so difficult to forgive him. I insult him, he insults me, he broke my phone, I break his door...I was demanded for an apology he says
"I'm his wife, no be today man dey collect him wife money, he say woman go build house for him husband no ear no go hear" those things hurt me more... everyday was fight, I parked out,I went to my sister's place,he didn't call, he didn't reach out.

3 weeks after I parked I discovered I was pregnant,and informed him immediately through text.i stayed at my sister's place for 2 months no word from him... I decide to rent my own place,I rented a place and went to his house to park my remaining stuff,I meet him home,as soon as he sees I came with a truck to park my things he knelt down and started begging me...I was like,na today I commot for your house why now? He say he think say I dey play, he no think say I serious like this,for good two months you didn't say anything why now...with enough dragging I parked my things to my new rented apartment... since the day I park till now this man has not allowed me rest,his family members has been calling me to come back home, his dad came from the village to plead on his behalf.


My dad is insisting I should not go back...I'm now 6 months pregnant ,I need a father in my children's life.im finding it difficult to forgive him,I'm struggling within myself to forgive and trust this man again.

How can I let go of the past and move back with him...I decided to pay him a visit on Friday,he was happy I came,he did everything possible to show me he has changed but that feeling of betrayal and hurt is there.i left there this morning with querrell,I know I started the querrell,but I can't just seem to forgive him.please I need your help and advice on this pressing issue of mine.

No insult please, I have cried enough.

Hmmm...

As in ....so many unanswered questions oooo. The story get double k- legs biko.Are they saying the three of them shared the same bed and the action took place with her husband beside them, as how? Which kind sleep will take his consciousness so far like that? And the lady, can't she identity her hubby's body build, smell, love making style and size of of gbola? So many unanswered questions indeed! The lady is a hoodlum!

Enny2013:
On d same bed wt d husband? What kind of sleep was d husband sleeping?
Was d lady hypnotized?
Lots of questions on my mind.

Lori iro! Clap for yourself! Lol

jeromestarks:

What if he leaves her during her shakara period?
One girl do me shakara for about 3days. I left her and moved on. She was so angry that she called some boys to beat me up. When the boys met me, they hailed me because I am a correct gee.
They went back and told her that she made a mistake and that she should come and beg me.
Chayi. I fvcked that girl. I used her and used her until she became useless to me.
Las las, I dumped her.

Pray to look an inch like her when you get to her age! You people's wanton habit of age shaming people is boringly pathetic! This is a legend we are talking about. She has lived her years with a track record of wins in her music career. Take a look at her and tell me a woman who looks this gorgeously sexy, firm and ageless for her age! She's well over fifty and hitting sixty and this gorgeous. Everything isn't cruise abeg!

WibusJaga:
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Hope this Rema knows Madonna is old enough to be his grandma.

You've said it all. Let the igorants keep wallowing in their ignorance! What a shame! If only they know the might of Madonna, they won't be yarning dust!

etrange:
Madonna?!?!?!?!?!?

If only these kids on Nairaland knew who we're talking about here, you'd know this is a big deal. It doesn't even matter if you're her fan or not, Madonna's dominance in the music industry back then is comparable to that of MJ and her influence can still be felt till this day. So to a musician like Rema, meeting Madonna and getting compliments from her is huge. It's like a painter meeting Leonardo DaVinci. Leonardo may not mean anything to you, but he definitely means everything to an artist.

From your mindset and reasoning, do you really think you have a healthy mind? I don't think so! It's possible you weren't shown affection/ love as a child, therefore the effect is what you're wallowing in. So you need help. Locate a psychologist Asap!

Please, it's not vaginians, it's women or ladies or girls. Address women with respect and remember your mother is a woman. So disrespect to the women folks is disrespect to your mother!

Nonexisting:
You are perfectly normal. Me too, I hate it and lose interest whenever vaginarians tell me I love you or try to claim me as their boyfriend. I keep telling them to never develop any emotion for me but some of them still won't listen. I like it when they hate me and not love me because those daughters of Jezebel only kill who they love but you see that man they hate, them dey fear am. When they hate their husbands, they run leave the marriage but when they love am, small time they done pour am hot water or use knife kill am. We men are endangered species now.

Lol

Slmgirldippussy:



From today henceforth u r my wife. I admire reasonable ladies .
U are hereby exempted from my red pill.

Most times I wonder how they get laid by same fellow genders. I wish these gays could be exterminated from the face of the earth by another atomic bomb! Tueh...so disgusting Beings.

I've come to realise that men that engage in effeminate jobs like hairdressing, cooked indomie, Mama put etc are mostly gays.

And those that wear skinny jeans and tight shirts, including excessive body consciousness and rubbing on of facial powder are gays! Tufiakwah!

Same way I hate lesbians. They irritate me with every fibre in my body. Can't even withstand seeing a fellow lady's unclothedness. God created us normal as heterosexuals, dunno about these other deviated Beings!!

No one says she's not trying her best or her posts aren't relatable or inspiring. What Acidiocis said was exactly what I had wanted to say to her. The fact remains that her food presentation in those dishes and especially the eba, is way too appalling, therefore she needs to step up or upgrade her presentation skills and plates!

mariahAngel:


The pictures may be amateurish, but not "crappy".

If we wait until when we have it all, we may never start.
Believe it or not, I've learnt a lot through her posts.

Do you know that her posts generate more views and engagements on the food section more than any other?
You know why? She has the most audience because her posts are mostly simple and more relatable to an average Nigerian. And they're majority.

I'm working on writing a recipe book, and her posts have inspired me on what audience to target. To write for.

I'd say she doesn't need to change much on her style, but with time, she'd get better (in her own time and way).