You told her exactly what I had in mind! I think she lacks sense of correction. I actually scored her a zero for the eba presentation. Even the plates weren't presentable either.

Acidosis:


Since you intentionally post crappy pictures and presentation, then try to add "Graphics" next time.


...and yeah, this is a public space. Never forget that. The time you spent typing trash is enough to learn the proper way to present ordinary eba in a public space.

Omor,, you dey try oo, to eat eba today and still cook soup tomorrow and probably eat another eba again tomorrow.

Channah1:


My brother, it does. The soup I want to make tomorrow is not more than 2k including the lafun o. I already bought everything but couldn't cook it today because I was going for bible study.

I disagree with your assertion. Go back memory lane and recall US's war history. Apart from Japan that persistently attacked US territory during World War 2 which triggered the US's response with the first ever atomic bombing of the Japanese twin- states: Hiroshima and Nagasaki, that wiped off almost all the population in them, which other country or super power has ever gone to war with the US? Mind you, after 1945, the US decided not to use the nuclear weapon again due it's colossal damage on Japan. Reason, countries went into an anti- nuclear weapons pact, including Nigeria.

pansophist:


Cheap and lame. Why run from the thread? Wait for my counter and face off with me. Oya let's go.
Ever heard of Sarmat missles? As we speak, it is the fastest missles on earth, and even the US admit that they have no defense against it.

The US admitted that they have conducted over 300 hundreds military simulations and everytime, the result came out the same, that China will win. Not draw, win. And I'm not making this up, this is a link from the US defense ministy themselves, hear from the horse's mouth.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/us-military-changing-strategy-after-losing-simulated-war-with-china-b1894062.html%3famp

With all your big grammar about US capability, the question is, why haven't they go and fight the Russians and the Chinese? Its like a tiger threatening a sheep with its claws but refuse to go fight it. Another thing to take into consideration is the fact that the US has never faced an equal in battle. Your strength is not judged by your ability to kill a chicken, but a tiger.

The US has engaged in war for more than 200 years in its less than 300 years of existence, but its only with small weaker countries. The day they go toe-to-toe with China or Russia, a nuclear state, I'll take them serious. I see how propaganda have affected you and damage your reasoning.

But the few countries. NATO admitted begged to be part of it. They weren't forced to be members. Besides,. NATO has decided not to accept Ukraine into its membership, which was the major concern/ interest of Russia, so what the heck is Russia's problem?

mach7:
A treaty expires in 2026, and you are seeking for its extension in 2022?

Furthermore, the country you are intending to negotiate with in good faith, you haven't acted in good faith towards them with regards to NATO expansion and the mess you caused in Ukraine.

The US is just acting like a child that has eaten its cake and wants to have it again.

What's your bitterness with Nigerian babes everytime? Aren't you Nigerian? Weren't you born by a Nigerian mother? Don't you have Nigerian sisters? Mr. Man, stop being contemptuous about Nigerian women. If one has unfortunately dealt with you wotowoto, it doesn't mean the rest are unfortunate. Know this and have peace!

Savedday:
9ja girls don't love and dey will never love u.

They are nothing but useless. All of them...

Know this and know peace

Nana mehn, you don finish her wotowoto!!

SaveMeLord:


I'm well trained and well-mannered

No you are not. You are very ill-mannered. I'm not a prophet to know that guys that have met with you suddenly ghost you and don't want to have anything to do with you because of your mannerlessness and habit of broke-shaming men that are obviously doing better than you in life.

I'm a graduate with a good job and also do business

Graduate of which school because you don't sound like one. Good job indeed. Your type can never do business. Money conscious girls like you never excel in business because of your materialism and your trying to prove unnecessary point to people that don't care about your ass

I cook so we'll

No you can't cook nothing. Mouthy ladies and money conscious ladies like you can't cook nada and are always lazy to cook. Fastfood is your second name and if you finally get married you'll cajole your husband to hire a maid or chef to handle cooking

I'm God fearing

No you are not God fearing. You are feared by God because of the iniquity you bask in and the spirit of mammon that you worship. I'm just very sure you'll miss your God given husband because he might not have the kind of stupendous wealth you seek.

I'm a lovely and happy person

No you are not. You are gradually becoming a bitter and vile woman because that fantasy rich and wealthy man you fantasize about will never come your way and your clock is ticking "tik-tok, tik tok" and the more your clock ticks the more bitter and vile you become. Broke shaming men that approach you and want to date you because your "fantasy billionaire husband is not coming through". Very soon you'll be more bitter than that new entry evening Newspaper called siofra. She'll make you the regional supervisor of Nairaland evening Newspaper association of Nigeria. Continue in your folly

Why not resume first and know your salary expectation and work description before posting this. Learn not to count your chicks before they are hatched.

VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?


Please join in congratulating me...I lost my job last month..I was sacked for taking 2 days off to take care of my ailing mother.That same week I applied to another place and attended interview.Today I just received the message below:

"I'm glad to inform you that you have been employed to work as an ABC in XYZ...You're expected to be in XYZ tomorrow as early as 7:30am.Please accept this offer."

Thank God.

Victor Jalingo

All glaring signs of HIV.

Sawcy:
Go for the HIV test again after three months but oral thrush, sore throat, rashes??

Damn bro!

You, why didn't you use condom?

Witnesstony28:
I had this sexual encounter with a girl without condom in February of this year and since then my health has not been the same.

After 2 weeks of meeting her, I started feeling sick, had rashes at the back of both of my legs, tired almost all the time, sore throat, and since then I have taken all sorts of drug - orthodox and trado but yet no response.

I have to gone for several test. One result Said beta hemolytic streptococcus pyogenese was seen in my urine culture and I was given erythromycin and augmentin for 2 weeks. I felt a little relief. Then I started having tongues thrush.

It's almost 6 months now and I have not felt any better.

I have had HIV test done severally but all come back negative.

But my worry is, I still feel sick. What could this disease be.

The girl confessed that she only has what they call - heat. That's my first time hearing this.
I stay in ik and really need help. I sincerely regret that sexual encounter and wish I could retrace my steps.

Someone help!!!

In fact, you took the questions right out of my mouth! Indeed, what happens to SSS, the undercover eyes and ears of the federal government? So many questions left unanswered!!

pacino26:
For real they want to abduct number one and charge ransom? Ain’t they aware money no de again!

So the likes of SSS DMI FIB cannot for once be proactive and nip the threat from the bud? A rag tag group staged a successful rescue operation in the nation’s capital and are now gunning for the president abi. What happens when a well trained military force from an adversary country decides to do same; guess it will be a walk through the park.

Indeed there was a country.

As in eh.... I just tire for ladies this, ladies that for him mouth every time, like say na women be the cause of Nigeria's problems!! Lol

Elanqy:
Yet another thread created to talk about ladies

I feel for you bro and I admire your determined and steadfast spirit even in the face of the discouraging income. I'll advise you include home lessons to your regular teaching job, it will pay off in a way. Which state are you in? If you were In Lagos, schools will offer you better than that. Also, join your secondary school WhatsApp group, it will help you reconnect with your former school mates who could link you up with better jobs or something. You can learn a skill, like hair cutting, photography, video coverage, network marketing, graphic designing, affiliate marketing etc. You can even go into laundry/ dry cleaning business. It doesn't involve any capital except water, soap, bleach and your ability to wash and iron neatly. You can even go into car wash business if you can secure a strategic stand. Don't be comfortable where you are right now, stand up and key into any of these options I've stated here. Wishing you God's grace and favour.

Zanzibar1:
If better offer dey, you no go see me with chalk or marker bros

There is no way i want to explain that youll understand. i left nysc since and been job hunting with no luck coupled with societal rejection.
To learn a skill or certification, i need money. Does Zanzibar1 has the money ? no he doesnt.

Apart from feeding, to raise money i need a job. Out here good paying jobs are like a unicorn. I have no one to dash me money for certification or a roof over my head.

I like am and his lyrics die! My best Nigerian music star.

Business1230:
Hmmm

Runtown my real street nigarr... Shebi u marry Luci las las.

"More life to your enemies" to see you prosper.

No man, I say no man can take your joy away. You go make more money and live your life your way, with free smoke and Hennessy..
All bottles on you...

I luv dix guy

The Original Omo Ologo

You've said it all! Her haters can't just stand her assertiveness!

thesicilian:

She's not that delusional if you understand even half of what she writes.
Say what you will, but personally I find her very intelligent and entertaining. Her refusal to always follow the bandwagon sets her apart from other journalists.

[You've said it all! Her haters can't just stand her cold honest assertions! quote author=thesicilian post=114872669]
She's not that delusional if you understand even half of what she writes.
Say what you will, but personally I find her very intelligent and entertaining. Her refusal to always follow the bandwagon sets her apart from other journalists.[/quote]

It was like I was the one putting in more effort in the friendship than she did! So I cut her off. Over 6 years now . Dunno what's up with her existence.

Lool . Poverty themed wedding indeed.

Karrtel:

Swrs it irks me ehnnn, or you'll see some couples "pinching" money just for a wedding, imagine using ur last 200k just to do a wedding just for sake of fulfilling all righteousness....e get one poverty inspired wedding wey my friend force me make we go...the caterer served me and my friend rice and boiled egg, infact she divided the egg between us, I was so disgusted, irritated and sad I just vex leave the wedding, for one week I no gree talk to my friend, all that went thru my mind was how are the couple going to cope from then henceforth

Hi, sorry I can't access my password for this E-mail. You could contact me in another way.

xzitblaize:
Supa Eagles see yourself

Senegal to win it, Mane on the beat

As in ... are you thinking what I'm thinking? Agbado and cassava journalism on the move!

Zonefree:
Her CAR and money vanished from her bag

As in eh.... it's so appalling that she heartlessly gave out her young daughter to an old man whom she herself is supposed to marry! And it's so incredible that the said young daughter is really living in ecstasy in the marriage all because of Naira power!! Tueh!!!

compton11:
This flatiness sold her daughter to ancestor because of money!

Na wa oooo

This Is not ordinary. It's either a spiritual problem that needs better deliverance or a psycho/ mental problem that needs therapy/ medical intervention.

KemeticPrince:
Hello guys!

I need an opinion on issues concerning my marriage.

I got married two years ago, although left to me i would never have gotten married but i had to as the only son of my parent.

I live separately from my wife(a house i built, while i live in a rented place) and although we live in the same state but i can't just seem to live or co-exist peacefully with any other person other than myself.

My wife has really been on my neck lately, she came to my house last week with our child and refused to go back after a week. I am tired and i just wish to be alone please.

I am not a deadbeat dad, i give her 100k every month for food and utilities.

I just want to be left alone, i don't hate her, infact i appreciate all she does but i just love doing things on my own. I'll love my family structure to be this way, i mean coming home to visit my kids(when i have more) and wife every two weeks.

My thoughts exactly! Such a disrespectful way to label women whose food he ate ooo! Soooo arrogant! Tueh!

nighter:


And no one's saying anything about the fact that Op called his mother a bitch?

This meat 1,500 and tomatoes /peppers 1,200? Hmmmm! I reserve my comment! And point of correction, it's highly derogatory to call ladies that had helped you cook in the past bitches! I believe well- bred men have respect for women!!

Kollins11:
I can't remember the last time I cooked, it either bitches come around to cook for me OR I'm always visiting different restaurants buying food everyday of my life.

So, Today I decided to do something different by cooking my own meal. I drove to the market to buy necessary ingredients for stew.

Pics 1 & 2:
Ingredients.
Tomatoes ₦1000
Pepper ₦200
Onions ₦300
Tomatoe paste ₦100
Meat ₦1500
Kpomo ₦500
Groundnut oil
Curry & thyme
Maggie knon
Paprika seasoning

Pics 3: boiling the grinded tomatoes and the meats & kpomo for 15mins

Pics 4: frying the tomatoes and adding all the necessary ingredients.

As in eh.... the lie choke. 7 yrs old writing Common Entrance Exams indeed!

shamelessmanna:


The lie you cannot lie does not exist. Keep it up Oga

Don't quit that job until you've gotten another one! And don't bow to any pressure from your partner or your mother because by the time you quit and don't get another one so soon or become jobless, they will start "seeing you finish" Your partner will remember those that are better than you and dump you for them and unnecessary fights will be coming up per second billing! As for your mother, she won't kill herself! That's just a bluff. She'll still be the one that will remind you that you left your job to become jobless or a liability and she'll start comparing you to her friends' sons. Be wise! Country hard no be small!!

elimsun:
Good day great people of nairaland. I'll make this as short as possible and forgive my typo errors.
I've been working in this construction firm for the past five years together with taking care of my family and my girlfriend who has been in school but due to ASUU strike, now at home.
I'm usually busy and spend less time at home except on weekends - Sundays.
Recently, my girlfriend has been talking me into changing the nature of my work to another job that will afford me the opportunity to give more time to my family and her. I insisted that I'll need more time to be able to find another job but she will not have it that way.
Seems to spoke to my mother about it and it's now hell in the home with my mother threatening she will kill herself if I don't quit the job. This job is something I have used in completing my house and paying the fees of my girlfriend.
Lest I forget, I got the hint that my manager is considering me for a promotion and my quitting the job might just spell doom on me!

I'll appreciate all your suggestions, advice and criticism. I'm really in a fix!

Read your history books. Nigeria has been existing since January 1897, over a century ago. I think you mean Nigerian independence.

ImDStar:
It's over 60years that Nigeria has been existing, and Nigeria has produced not less than 16 president/head of state.
Yet there's no Power/electricity, No good roads, No good health care, Fuel scarcity, Killing here and there, The government killing business.

And yet, some retard people are still clamouring for the same old people who put them in misery.

Read your email history books. Nigeria has been existing since January 1897, over a century ago. I think you mean Nigerian independence.

ImDStar:
It's over 60years that Nigeria has been existing, and Nigeria has produced not less than 16 president/head of state.
Yet there's no Power/electricity, No good roads, No good health care, Fuel scarcity, Killing here and there, The government killing business.

And yet, some retard people are still clamouring for the same old people who put them in misery.

He might even have a girlfriend oooo. What a shame!!

.....so unfortunate! Too bad!

TimmyA:
What do you expect from sell-outs. They can sell their entire future for transient gratification

When envelopes of dollars have exchanged hands, what do you expect? Nigerians are their own enemies. They'll collect transient bribes and vote in the rotten eggs and when they start oppressing them tomorrow with austere and heart wrenching policies, they'll be wailing more than the berieved.

StrongandMighty:
If this is true then southwest delegates must be made up of bunch of dafts and clowns!

How can you reject a sound man like Osibanjo who's eloquent and well learned for an old man?
something is definitely wrong somewhere! This is not ordinary..

You've said it all dearie!
I just love your analysis and overall input! in fact, his cold reaction shocked me to the marrow, hence my reciprocal stinker!
He thinks he can just open his mouth and spew unwarranted nonsense without paying for it. I told him a little cold story of his life and he got choked and backed out. It's his unwarranted audacity for me!

DonroxyII:
You prolly have better Sense of Reasoning than that Op

You are the Matured One for real!

He wasn't in the Situationship neither did he knew the Guy but see how he Judged everything like he was talking to his daughter:

That's how they use their Madness to make you go mad:

Who created a thread for specs and only to go about judging everyone rudely as if you are primal facie to the situation ...

Na you still come carry first lastlast with your Decorum and manner of ending the conversation: The guy you dished is better than Him and I also like the manner you dished him too:

Mad ones wey dey Form Sabi !

I'm doing well, you? Happy new week ahead to you too

MisterKennedy:

How're you doing dear
Happy new week to you