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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by joyousever(f): 10:05pm On May 22, 2022
I'm doing well, you? Happy new week ahead too.
MisterKennedy:

How're you doing dear
Happy new week to you

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by joyousever(f): 7:11pm On May 22, 2022
Clap for yourself!
Toks2008:


Babe I'm sorry to say this but you have a very big issue.

If you find what I wrote annoying then you really need to look inward.

And do you know how I confirm if someone is immature? I look out for their comments regarding the marital status of another person. Once it sounds derogatory, I know instantly that they are very childish.

And please don't quote me again. Cheers.

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by joyousever(f): 5:45pm On May 22, 2022
Hello
MisterKennedy:
hi joy

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by joyousever(f): 5:41pm On May 22, 2022
I've always known you as a relationship enthusiast on this forum. And who gave you the right to write this unsolicited advice cum epistle to me? I only made a comment based on your thread and here you are yearning dust! Since you're so "good" at relationship concerns, why are you still single at over 40 and still counting? Who are you to say such thrash to me in the name of response to a simple contribution I made to your thread? And who told you I'm single or "he was happy he was let go" according to your assumptions??Tokunbo, respect yourself and talk less, being too talkative isn't healthy for a man of your age! [ quote author=Toks2008 post=113061202]


Maybe you need to come down from your high horse.

Perhaps if you are calm and respectful,every conversation will end with mutual understanding.

I'm not saying you are at fault but I have observed keenly that many ladies can't keep a man because they are arrogant and disrespectful.

A man does not need your love. What we need is respect but this seems sooo difficult for many ladies in this generation and that is why many of them will remain single for a very long time and even the ones who are married will most likely lose their marriages.

Respecting your man is non negotiable... It doesnt mean you will be a zombie to him but even when you disagree with him, you do it with respect... Even if he cheats on you, express your anger with respect.

No matter what, never ever disrespect your man else you will certainly lose him and in your mind you will think you dissed him whereas he is thanking GOD he is free from you. [/quote]

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Type Of Man Do You wish for and the type you intensely dislike? by joyousever(f): 7:52am On May 22, 2022
I hate and wish never to meet a man who makes every conversation an argument. Tufiakwa! Just like the one I just met and dished!

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Romance / Re: As A Woman I Have Decided I'm Never Getting Married Or Having Kids by joyousever(f): 12:02am On May 18, 2022
But have you sought medical intervention? This problem is curable by psychiatric diagnosis. Check into a psychiatric hospital and seek help so that it doesn't degenerate into self destruct.
If you're not wired for marriage even after undergoing treatment, then have a child or two either by adoption or surrogacy if you can afford it. Children are important and you'll sure need them always.
Poswahala:


Please am not suffering from mood swings..this is something that is affecting my life and not some mood swings
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Apply For Immigration Recruitment As A Serving NYSC Corper by joyousever(f): 1:47pm On May 15, 2022
NYSC Corper kwa! There's no word like Corper please! It's corps member!
hashtagged:
Can I apply for Immigration recruitment as a serving NYSC Corper or do I need to complete the service
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Can I Apply For Immigration Recruitment As A Serving NYSC Corper by joyousever(f): 1:45pm On May 15, 2022
NYSC Corper Kwa![ There's no word like Corper please! It's corps member!quote author=hashtagged post=112821973]Can I apply for Immigration recruitment as a serving NYSC Corper or do I need to complete the service[/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Judy Austin Speaks To Her Followers, Thanks The Public (Video) by joyousever(f): 7:49am On May 03, 2022
Madam rest! It was a haux! Didn't you read Yul's disclaimer on this? Put your ears to the ground in order to be current on latest trends. Everything was cruise just to garner public attention to himself regarding his intending presidential ambition in 2023.
Chibabe005:
This woman will make you wonder and come to accept how difficult and stupid some men are.. what do they really want? They say they want a woman who'll stay with them through thick and thin, Mary edochie did just that. She wasn't barren, gave this mofo three bouncing boys and a beautiful daughter! Yet this idiot went not only for this hippopotamus but a divorcee with two children already.
Politics / Re: Ahead Of Second Term Expiration, 8 Governors Plot To Retire To Senate by joyousever(f): 1:54pm On May 02, 2022
For God's sake! Why can't they retire in their private businesses or homes and pave way for young people to participate in governance in the history of Nigeria? Na real wa for this old desperados ooo! Hian!
Properties / Re: Urgent Help Needed To Evict Stubborn Tenant!!!!!!!! by joyousever(f): 6:52pm On Apr 21, 2022
Kindly remove the roof of the house, he'll be forced to move out.
NijaDueprocess:
Please I needed help to evict a stubborn tenant. After I left the country and handed over my property to a lawyer, a tenant has refused paying his rent for almost two years without reason. The matter has been in court for almost two years without success. The court keeps adjourning the case. The tenant refusal to pay the rent has pushed other tenant to start owing too. Please kindly suggest the best way out of this situation.
Location of property: Abuja.
Education / Re: Lagos Shuts Down Chrisland School Indefinitely Over Sex Tape Of Minors by joyousever(f): 12:29am On Apr 19, 2022
In the video, the girl rode the boy like an experienced "gbola receiver". The girl doesn't seem like the victim here please! And she can't be 10! That face and boobs can't be 10 years old!
Celebrities / Re: Gedoni Ekpata's New Look As He Gets A Clean Shave After 17 Years by joyousever(f): 9:10pm On Apr 12, 2022
He looks much better than ever! That forest on his face made him look old and odd..
Celebrities / Re: Gedoni Ekpata's New Look As He Gets A Clean Shave After 17 Years by joyousever(f): 9:04pm On Apr 12, 2022
As in eh.... I hate that crappy title too! I know who he is to you, so why "the my husband this, my wife that crap??"

iLoveYouToo:
I hate this ‘my wife’, ‘my husband’ crap, just say Gedoni cos we know him; I’ve ‘fought’ my sister over this shit.

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Career / Re: Horrible Bosses: What Is Your Story? by joyousever(f): 9:58pm On Mar 22, 2022
Wow! You really kept a close watch on him and he's been busted. Lol cheesy. Na real wa! Scammers in different forms.
clockwisereport:


Idiot, you don come back again?

You don finally remove septicemia from your story

Anthony m Okeke also known as Faith S H is a notorious scammer on nairaland. He has been busted on several occasions.

Below is how Anthony M okeke, the scammer operates

-He will create an account early in the morning with a pitiable moniker like SolicitHelp, praygrace, blessings etc

-He will then target interesting topics that may likely hit front page and drop a good comment that will get him so many likes and shares.

-In the night around 8pm to 10pm, he will change his gender to female to gather pity and edit the post he made in the morning with a pitiable story of how he is suffering from septicemia. He will alter the spelling of septicemia by adding either r, c or h so that one cannot search and find him using the search bar

-The idea behind editing these posts in the night is that even if you find and report by this time, the post will not be deleted since the mods must have closed for the day

-His targets are those that come to nairaland in the night.

-The next day, the previous posts are deleted and he creates another account

- The cycle continues

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Career / Re: Horrible Bosses: What Is Your Story? by joyousever(f): 6:33pm On Mar 22, 2022
You're really trying oooo! Chai!!! All these on top of working for someone for how much?? Abeg, start looking for an alternative employment or better still start up a business even from humble beginnings. That work environment is super toxic for a lady!!
amiibaby:
My boss is a terrible man... I still work there though cos I have no other alternative.. he degrades me in front of clients and rubbish my work. By the way I work in an audit firm so I am an accountant. There was a day he pushed me so hard cos to him I didn't do what he asked me to do. He threatens to slap me numerous times, there was other days he was touching me romantically and I scolded him and he threatened to sack me. There was months he withheld my salary cos he feel I can't do anything. The list is endless. Am just praying for better days ahead so help me God

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Properties / Re: Help!!! My Landlord Has Removed The Roof Of My Apartment by joyousever(f): 9:11pm On Feb 23, 2022
But DSS doesn't settle matters of this nature. It's either the police or court!
stagger:


Forget this talk. I have had a landlord who sent thugs to my business premises to chase out my clients physically because I paid him 80% of his rent when due at the start of the COVID-19 pandemic. The man's father is a retired general.

But I change am for the man that day. The man thought that my coolness over the 7 years I was his tenant in that structure meant weakness. He saw madness of the first order. He thought he is the only one that has military people in his family.

Sending thugs to your business tenant of 7 years? The man crossed the line that day and he never believed he would see what he saw. Our matter was eventually settled by the DSS.

By the time I was leaving the place, the man will see me on the road and take a detour.
Career / Re: Broke And Confused, I Need Your Advice. by joyousever(f): 11:53pm On Jan 28, 2022
You have a good command of English, Why don't you consider teaching? Give it a thought. It's convenient enough to enable you go to school by the side. I wish you the best.
KVN1:
Good afternoon all.
I dropped out of school at 200level because I could no longer cope with my responsibilities at home and my studies altogether. Had to defer so I can continue much later in future after I achieve balance. Now I am trying to learn a skill,but for two months now, I have only been able to accumulate just a little more than ten working days at work.
When I don't go to work, I go in search of menial jobs but everything now seems like a rat race. Time is really flying and I find myself going to work (as an apprentice) on an empty stomach most times.

I can't even cope or even concentrate with neither skill nor school because of I'm so broke..

I didn't go anywhere today.. just in bed, hungry and confused.

What do you think I should do?
what's the way forward?

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Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her Father On His 86th Birthday (Photo) by joyousever(f): 2:05am On Jan 16, 2022
My bad! I never knew it would be acknowledged with unnecessary sarcasm. I
amrichy:

Thanks for the unsolicited info.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Celebrates Her Father On His 86th Birthday (Photo) by joyousever(f): 7:57pm On Jan 14, 2022
Her daughter is married. I hear she's a grandmother already.
amrichy:

My bad! I didn't know she has a daughter. Who's the father?
Education / Re: Please How Do I Solve These Difficult Primary 4 QR Questions (pictures) by joyousever(f): 8:54am On Jan 08, 2022
On point!
madone:
First pix involves addition and multiplication rules
13x2=26
2+13=15

Second pix involves multiplication and division rules
4x5=20
20÷2=10

Third pix used or involves multiplication and subtraction rules
2×5=10
7-2=5
So the get any end just revise the rules or Interchange it.

Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Nengi Celebrates Her 24th Birthday With Stunning Photos by joyousever(f): 12:21pm On Jan 01, 2022
I just tire.... thought such habit should have ended in 2021.
dollynnn:
Nengi is 24? grin
Females are always insecure when it comes to disclosing their real age. They are fond of either subtracting 5 or even 10.
Meanwhile, Happy New Year Nairalanders !

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Venita Akpofure Celebrates 35th Birthday (Photos) by joyousever(f): 12:17pm On Jan 01, 2022
Happy birthday to you. But..... you said you were 34 in 2019 during the show, you should be celebrating 37 nah..
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by joyousever(f): 11:25am On Dec 30, 2021
Mr. Man, she's tired of the relationship hence the daring disrespectful! I'm a woman and I know what this means. Leave the relationship and quit her out of the shop. Tell her your mother has need for the shop!! Do this with all sterness and don't give in to any tricks to change your mind! She's obviously heartless and ungrateful. And as a man, as you respect your partner, she must respect you in return! There's nothing as bad as losing one's self worth in the name of being in a relationship!
dichvu:
Please i need advise

I have been dating my girlfriend for some years now. She became an orphan recently, so I decided to open a shop for her so she can start earning something for her not to turn herself into something else since no family support.

Though she also invested all her savings into the business and I supported her also with the little i can. I thank God her business has been doing well and developing gradually.

But her behaviour has really changed seriously towards me. She hardly dail my number to check on me, she also goes out with any guy or men, she also password her phone, i cant even touch her phone, she will flare up. She will say it's nothing that she is just catching fun. I do overlook all this just to make peace rain.

Something happened yesterday that make me feel so bad. I told her I'm coming to visit her in her shop that if any food seller pass her shop, she should help me order food. So when I reached her side she told me to bring money that she can't use her money to buy food for me. I felt somehow inside with her response. I had to give her the money to get it because hunger dey wire me seriously.

So after I'm done eating, I was gisting with her but she is not responding, she was pressing phone, then a call entered and he told the man she is in her shop, that the man should stay at the junction that she is coming to meet him, she stood up and told me to be looking after her shop till she comes back. I was really dumbfounded and shocked, I coundn't utter any word as i don't want to talk or do anything silly as people are plenty around her shop. She left me there, I stood up also and left the shop. I really felt bad and sad. This is a person i have really tried my best for since she lost her parents. I'm planning to send her packing from the shop first, but my bro said i shouldnt try it that it's childish for me. He said I should chill for now. please I need your advice on how to go about this.

NOTE; I rent the shop for my MUM just to use it as her second shop to store her goods. Though the shop is too big, so i told her to let us split it into two, my gf can use the other half.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Disrespects Me A Lot by joyousever(f): 11:14am On Dec 30, 2021
dichvu:
Please i need advise

I have been dating my girlfriend for some years now. She became an orphan recently, so I decided to open a shop for her so she can start earning something for her not to turn herself into something else since no family support.

Though she also invested all her savings into the business and I supported her also with the little i can. I thank God her business has been doing well and developing gradually.

But her behaviour has really changed seriously towards me. She hardly dail my number to check on me, she also goes out with any guy or men, she also password her phone, i cant even touch her phone, she will flare up. She will say it's nothing that she is just catching fun. I do overlook all this just to make peace rain.

Something happened yesterday that make me feel so bad. I told her I'm coming to visit her in her shop that if any food seller pass her shop, she should help me order food. So when I reached her side she told me to bring money that she can't use her money to buy food for me. I felt somehow inside with her response. I had to give her the money to get it because hunger dey wire me seriously.

So after I'm done eating, I was gisting with her but she is not responding, she was pressing phone, then a call entered and he told the man she is in her shop, that the man should stay at the junction that she is coming to meet him, she stood up and told me to be looking after her shop till she comes back. I was really dumbfounded and shocked, I coundn't utter any word as i don't want to talk or do anything silly as people are plenty around her shop. She left me there, I stood up also and left the shop. I really felt bad and sad. This is a person i have really tried my best for since she lost her parents. I'm planning to send her packing from the shop first, but my bro said i shouldnt try it that it's childish for me. He said I should chill for now. please I need your advice on how to go about this.

NOTE; I rent the shop for my MUM just to use it as her second shop to store her goods. Though the shop is too big, so i told her to let us split it into two, my gf can use the other half.
Romance / Re: Lady In Tears As US-Based Fiancé Dumps Her For Her Bestie A Week To Wedding by joyousever(f): 12:35am On Dec 30, 2021
Savage in its pure form!! Lol grin grin
Mercychen:


Which money?
Most of them are taxi drivers, pizza delivery man and gutter cleaners. It's girls who don't have levels that want to die on top their neck.

Guys with cool bar na naija you go see them.

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Romance / Re: How My Ex Humiliated Me On Christmas Eve by joyousever(f): 6:45pm On Dec 29, 2021
Be thankful that you discovered on time. Try as much as you can to move on. I understand it's not that easy after two years of commitment and wedding expenses/ invites. Cry as much as you can to help ease the pain. And I tell you, in a matter of time, he'll be a distant memory!!

At the very right time, God will bring the right and manly man into your world and every tear you ever shed on this " one" will be a thing of the past.

Cheer up and be glad that you dodged a bullet of misery. There's more to life than pain. Wishing you a quick rebound and happiness. Remember God loves you.
GurlFriend:
I see a bunch of threads here created by guys who see nothing good in the women folk, but if I start writing about the evils that men commit, the mods may move the thread to the literature section.

My Experience

I am pretty, well kept and groomed and at an age where although I may not be a spring chick, I am still young enough to attract attention from guys in their early 20s who have no qualms about toasting their elder sister's age mates. I have had my fair share lovers but I am currently sworn off men till such a time I recover from the trauma of my latest experience in the hands of the 'ejaculating gender.'

My now ex, let's call him Kingsley was supposed to be a godsent. He is fair, heavily bearded, handsome and a single father. He is also terrible in bed. TERRIBLE. He doesn't last more than 4 minutes, and once he reaches the four minutes mark, he spurts his disgusting seed into the condom and goes limp for the rest of the time with him. Even if I squeeze and massage his small member like bitter leave, he will remain limp like golden penny noodles.

That did not stop me from giving two years of my life to him because I genuinely loved him and felt I could cope with the terrible sex; man shall not live by nacks alone. I had met his family, he had met mine, we were literally 5 and 6. We fixed the wedding for January 8 next year. I'm looking at the stupid IV as I'm typing this.

So we closed for the year at my work place on December 24th and I decided to spend the evening with him. We had agreed that no more nights over till the wedding since it was barely a month away, so we might as well start living right before God. None the less, I had closed by 2pm, I didn't look forward to spending the whole evening in my hot apartment alone so I, against better judgement went to his place and let myself in. His line of work doesn't give him the luxury of closing early like me, so the apartment was also empty but he has a generator and AC.

I settled in, began watching movies on his laptop. I don't know the devil that pushed me to leave the film I was watching to start snooping through his files. In my two years of dating I have never gone through his phone or PC because if you cherish your peace of mind, never snoop through your partner's devices otherwise you will see things. What you are looking for, you will find it.

He has this folder in his laptop called 'Don Quixote.exe' which I see all the time. I asked him what it was some time back and he casually said they are program files and if I mess with them, I will disorganize his laptop. The same devil I had earlier mentioned pushed me to open Don Quixote, and behold, what did I see?

Gay porn. Man nacking man. Woman nacking woman. My fiance is gay, I think. Or bi-sexual. I don't know. My hands are shaking again.

I'm so hurt. Photos upon photos of homosexual and lesbian contents. But this is not where the story ends.

After the initial shock of these disgusting photos, I was confused, shocked, disappointed. I quickly shut down the laptop, prepared dinner (Indomie) and cried myself to sleep on the bed because I'm a very emotional person. I took Lexotan so I could sleep.

Around 10, I think, Kingley came back. He didn't know I was in the house because I left the lights off. He, however didn't come back alone. He came back with a guest. A male guest. I know this dude is his lover because I know him from the office and I have always been suspicious of his sexuality. What kind of masculine man wears purple skinny jeans and wiggles his bum when he thinks no one is watching? I also saw a TikTok video of this guy dancing, wiggling his bum and twirling his dreadlocks?

That is the colleague Kingley brought home by 10 in the night.

Anyway, Kingley walked into the bedroom, saw me and the guilt written all over his face made me ask him who was in the parlour with him after hearing another male voice. When he couldn't give a coherent answer, I went to the parlour and saw Uncle Purple Skinny jeans. Now added to the gay porn I discovered in his laptop, you will not blame me for having a meltdown. I yelled, screamed, cussed, threw his ring into the toilet and flushed it. I ordered Uber to my parents house that night and spent 25th chopping breakfast with tears.

Two years, with a bi-sexual man. Or maybe he is gay himself. I don't know. He has been begging me not to expose him to his family, but it's too late. I have told my family and they intend to formally let his family know that their daughter cannot marry a 'confused' man, as my father says.

What do men want?! Two years of my life, plus all the wedding expenses, gone down the drain. I am so heart broken and humiliated.

I don't want to say men are scum because I have a wonderful father and loving brothers, so I will leave it. I'm done with men.



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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is It Adviceable To Leave A 30k Teaching Job For POS and Recharge Card Business? by joyousever(f): 7:13pm On Dec 28, 2021
Why sound so pessimistic?? The two businesses are high in demand and as someone who's into the business posted above, the pros far outweigh the cons.
Nikkganc08:
POS business would soon fade away.
Just like phone call business of years ago.

Also know that recharge card business is a waste of time.
You may spend months to sell 1 million naira worth of cards only to discover that your profit is just 20,000naira only


If u buy 10 pieces at 980naira and resell at 100 naira each, you'd get a total of 1k.

After selling all for d day, you'll be having 20naira only as profit.
Family / Re: How Do I Handle My Neighbor Talking Ill About Me? by joyousever(f): 1:18pm On Dec 28, 2021
The poster is a fellow lady like the said neighbour.
Preciieux:
She has a crush on you...

She's talking about you to draw your attention and it's working....

Next thread you'll open will be " I fell in love with lady who talked about me after I refused to buy something from her"

Lastly Why do you even care? Do you have a crush on her
Family / Re: How Do I Handle My Neighbor Talking Ill About Me? by joyousever(f): 1:15pm On Dec 28, 2021
I swear! I just tire for the reaction.
KiNg0G:
you went out and greeted them?

and came back inside your house? jubilating because you thought you saw mere guilt in her face

what were you trying to prove?.... you seem like those ajebutters kinda breed.

make i tell you how mama okemute go handle am for area here.

She go carry chair come outside, then she go tell them to continue.
because she too still get her own to talk.


full area go scatter

na Dc go settle the matter... make hu na stop to dey act like ajebo.
na 9ja we dey o....if you do smei smei for your present them go use you play ball.

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