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Christianity Etc › Re: Female Circumcision Is Barbaric And Evil. by jpphilips(m): 6:23pm On Nov 18, 2013
mariecamara: Female Circumcision reduces prostitution and therefore it's good. The world will get worst if women fail to control their desire for sex and that is causing a lot of problems in our world today. The body of a woman is precious and need to be preserved for the special purpose God has endowed it with. In a world both male and female are sex mongers social norms are mostly abused. I strongly support female circumcision.
Since majority of our modern prostitutes are fueled by their desire for Money not sex, how do you intend to deal with that? chop off their hands?
Christianity Etc › Re: Female Circumcision Is Barbaric And Evil. by jpphilips(m): 6:17pm On Nov 18, 2013
Donlexino: who told u dey dnt feel sex urge?i had a gf who ws circumcised and she really did enjoy sex even morethan me!
She is not fully circumcised, some cultures just severe the Tip of the core while the rest of it stays inside, on arousal, the ones inside will shoot out and do its duty, i think that is the situation you encountered.
There are cultures who severe it so deeply that it looks uprooted then stitched, even the labia minora goes with it, those ones don't feel sh!t.
I just feel sorry for their husbands.
Christianity Etc › Re: Female Circumcision Is Barbaric And Evil. by jpphilips(m): 6:11pm On Nov 18, 2013
njiaka: Aw does female uncircumsion look like? Ve not seen one before
yahoo images will help, disgusting i must say, to think that some people go as far as taking out the two labia makes it more scary.
Any parent who tries that must give out her daughter at a very discounted price, funny enough, when a girl tells me no sex before marriage,
my next question is "are you circumcised"? like a reflex action for me, the good side is that most guys know little about the female organs.

difficult to see a guy who knows the diff. between virgins and non virgins, circumcised and uncircumcised gals, even some circumcised gals who didn't attend a boarding school don't even know they are, it is that bad.
Politics › Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by jpphilips(m): 3:57pm On Nov 18, 2013
rozayx5: very true
funny enough, most people here are so ignorant. 2015 presidential candidate for APGA is Dr Goodluck Ebelemi Jonathan.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List Of Companies That Use And Dump Their Staff In Nigeria by jpphilips(m): 3:22pm On Nov 18, 2013
snowflakes22: Correct !
Access bank is the meanest bank to work in. There is no job security, no time for yourself. For the time they are using you, they owe you and 100% of your time, its so bad that they will even call you in church on sunday morning to blast you that your ATM is down. Every weekend and public holiday is confisticated for trainings and meetings that last till the early hours of the morning, only for you to return home, shower and dress up fore work again, depriving you of God's gift :sleep. As soon as they feel their overhead is high, they need to downsize, they will bring out one stupid target for both operations and marketers and sack everybody that fails to meet the target.
Tot you worked with First inland bank
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List Of Companies That Use And Dump Their Staff In Nigeria by jpphilips(m): 3:15pm On Nov 18, 2013
devour129: 1million likes. like i said earlier, no one wants to loose a good worker. search yourselves, try and stand out ! don't do because others will make fun of you for giving your best n become mediocre like them,do your job,you think no one notices but believe me, you are noticed and your hard work will be rewarded.some people don't know what it takes to provide a good working environment. for staff n still pay salaries on time even when the company is loosing money.you come into a well lit office,ac cooling 24\7,clean environment,free lunch and you still see some fools slacking off .since i opened my business never taken a break(accept general public holidays ) while my staff each get month holidays plus sick leave,weddings bla bla bla.even when am ill my brain is there making sure things are working fine for both customers n staff.
They just don't understand especially ones with heavy CV, packaged from the kingdom of so called"Old generation universities" that think your job is their birth right.
Politics › Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by jpphilips(m): 2:56pm On Nov 18, 2013
Littlehooper: I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR GRIEVANCES....
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HATE YORUBA FOR NOTHING SAKE...
ELECTION SHOULD BE BASED ON INDIVIDUAL CREDIBILITY NOT ON THE TYPE OF PEOPLE THAT OCCUPY A POLITICAL PARTIES.....

APC IS THE ONLY POLITICAL PARTY THAT FULFILS THEIR MANIFESTO AFTER GETTING TO POWER.....
YOU CAN CHECK THE STATES WHERE APC IS RULING.....
Please can you brief us on APC's manifesto on corruption and how well they have fared in their possessed states.
Politics › Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by jpphilips(m):
asha 80: i think nwoye actually divided obiano's vote....remember he is from the same anambra north and also from the same anambra east local council.
The fact you ccme from a place doesn't mean the place is your strong hold, politically, Nwoye is inconsequential but the PDP money cannot be ignored either.
Nwoye steps into the race, PDP's money buys votes from places where Ngige stood a chance, Nwoye loses, Ngige loses, APGA triumphs.

Who was APGA's presidential candidate in the 2011 elections?
Politics › Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by jpphilips(m): 1:36pm On Nov 18, 2013
chukwudi44: what do you mean by these statement? Is Ngige and Nwoye from the same zone? If Nwoye should divide anyone"s vote it should be APGA's obiano from the same anambra anaorth as him
I don't expect you to understand it but that is the way it is
Politics › Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by jpphilips(m): 1:34pm On Nov 18, 2013
caseless: over 100,000 votes frm d affected areas were cancelled, d stronghold of apc and u think obiano 170k vote wl stand at d end of d day? Sms! Idemili pple are angry at obi and inec 4 conniving against them and disenfranchised dem frm voting their son. They've woken up and ready to giv obi d lesson he wl nt 4get in time.
100,000 was not reported as cancelled, it was sixty something thousand, even at that, APGA will collect some same for LP.
the Sunday controversial result for idemmilli north saw Ngige with 7k while APGA has 2k, so it wont be an express for Ngige, now even if Ngige wins idemili north (which is very likely anyways) where will he get 2/3rd majority to enter Govt. house?
Politics › Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by jpphilips(m): 1:22pm On Nov 18, 2013
ocelot2006: APGA is up against the PDP, the true national party with a bigger warchest. Yet the former has been able to pull in way more votes, putting it solidly in the lead. Now that is a good show.
APGA in Anambra is PDP by extension, jonathan is celebrating to APGA's victory even though Nwoye lost.
Nwoye was just a contingency plan to divide Ngige's vote.
Politics › Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by jpphilips(m): 11:25am On Nov 18, 2013
caseless: 99700 votes cancelled were frm idemili north and over 600 votes frm idemili south? How can sumbody say ngige lost in dz election? With dz huge number frm apc stronghold, i believe ngige was robbed. I foresee a re-run btw d 3 guys.
It matters more how many LGA's you won than individual voting numbers.
even if Ngige should sweep it all in Idemilli, it brings his total win to three LGA's, which is no where near the 2/3rd majority to be declared winner.
conversely, APGA has 16 LGA's in its pockets already so it doesn't matter what happens in just one LGA.
Politics › Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by jpphilips(m): 11:06am On Nov 18, 2013
Nja147: This is a good for democracy. Four reputable candidates in one state. l wish other states could have tight opposition like Anambra state.
What is reputable about Ifeanyi Uba and Tony nwoye? Uba is asking INEC to refund his electoral expenses, does he sound normal to you?
Politics › Re: Refund My Electorial Expenditures Ifeanyi Uba Tells Inec by jpphilips(op): 10:29am On Nov 18, 2013
todayguest: He should be arrested asap. This is one reason their are so many irregularities. He wanted Inec declare him winner even when the ballots says otherwise. However, in 'sane' nations,this could be the end of him.
I was shocked, that guy is a certified m0r0n
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: List Of Companies That Use And Dump Their Staff In Nigeria by jpphilips(m): 10:20am On Nov 18, 2013
Ezeibe: which kind early morning quiz be this na.......











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Rubbish
what did you contribute to the subject of discourse?
Politics › Re: French Boko-Haram Hostage Escapes In Zaria On Okada by jpphilips(m): 10:11am On Nov 18, 2013
The parts i find most interesting outside the man's escape are;

Collomp's wife, Anne-Marie, told French radio that Hollande had called her to inform her her husband was free. "I have heard that he has escaped, I say bravo my husband, bravo," she said.
He didn't stop there,

Hollande later said Collomp had freed himself and that the French foreign minister, Laurent Fabius, who arrived in Israel with Hollande, was flying to Nigeria to receive him.
It leaves me to wonder why advanced countries are so patriotic, because their Govt stand up for them, now, this is an incident that happened in far away Africa and there is unquantifiable commitment from the french president.

Our own president on Nigeria soil only knows how to "commensurate" with victims, and you ask why Nigerians don't like Nigeria?
Our leaders have failed to an overwhelming propensity, that have proved over and over that Nigerians are mere Pawns in their Political chess game.

what has this failed state ever done for its citizens?
Politics › Re: Awka Market Women Protesting Against INEC - PHOTO by jpphilips(m): 9:50am On Nov 18, 2013
alexchiny: Paid protesters! PDP and APC should get ready for the supplementary elections oo. Up APGA!
I don't think so, AIT went round most churches in Idemmili and they were filled to capacity, who did the voting then?
Politics › Re: Col. Ben Gbulie, One Of The 1966 Coupists Speaks On The Coup And Awo by jpphilips(m): 9:23am On Nov 18, 2013
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Politics › Re: Armored Tanks, Jets For Anambra Governorship Elections - IGP by jpphilips(m): 8:21am On Nov 18, 2013
Unblockable: This' a good idea, because we are already aware that some political parties have sewn some fake military uniforms, which they would use to cause havoc on saturday.

The gallant soldiers should be able to know themselves, and the corps' members should also be able to recognize themselves.

The election should be a free and fair election, so that the usual people will not cry foul after the Ngige has been declared the winner, because we do not want any election higgledy-piggledy.

APC is known for their angelic behaviour during elections. Kudos to Ngige as he's returned elected come saturday
Ngige, the sleeping senator you mean?
Politics › Re: $5bn Missing From Excess Crude Account – Amaechi by jpphilips(m): 8:12pm On Nov 17, 2013
atlwireles: Take your time and do some research, you will be able to account for all the monies. Start with this month's allocation to the states and how much was taken from the ECA, check SWF, how much was taken from the ECA, Payment for Oil subsidies, that should account for all the monies. There is nothing to explain regarding N500B. You cannot misplace money that never was. Ask the NASS to provide proof of accrued N500B. Not just some authorization act.You claim to come from Rivers, ask yourself, if a state like rivers needs to borrow $200M to provide water. What is the state doing with all the billions collected from allocations and IGR. When the gov spends $50M on a new aircraft, hosting all kinds of delegation, conferences and nonsense, paid for by monies from rivers state, with zero accountability to anyone. Yet you blame Madam Ngozi refusal to approve monies, that will end up in bank accounts outside the country.
stop saying what you don't know
Politics › Refund My Electorial Expenditures Ifeanyi Uba Tells Inec by jpphilips(op): 6:17pm On Nov 17, 2013
I just saw on AIT where Ifeanyi uba is asking INEC to refund him, lol, Anambra state was just buisness to him, what a shame.
Politics › Re: $5bn Missing From Excess Crude Account – Amaechi by jpphilips(m): 4:23pm On Nov 17, 2013
JECBOSS: I think Amaechi is just embarking on a futile exercise designed to conceal his own gross incompetence and inadequacies. Our politicians are too selfish and desperate to cling unto power by every possible means.
CLICK 'LIKE' IF U THINK AMAECHI IS A BIGGER CRIMINAL.
don't mind Amaechi, how did he utilize the over $14b secured for the mono rail project?
how did he utilize all his 13% derivation for 8yrs?
why do you need to indebt the state further or you think Iweala is as silly as you?
Romance › Re: Ok by jpphilips(m): 11:32am On Nov 17, 2013
lepasharon: dont worry all of una wey dey play virgins,she curses u with her blood e go follow U!.I don warn una ooo.God knew why he established a blood convenant wit d first guy a girl sleeps with,u bcom one with d person u sleep with
lolzzzzzzz, how about returning the curse with wet dreams?
Romance › Re: Ok by jpphilips(m): 11:23am On Nov 17, 2013
whyx06: dont agree wit U cos my own GF is still a Virgin...
lolzzzzzzz
Romance › Re: Ok by jpphilips(m): 9:55am On Nov 17, 2013
@Op
how can you know when you dont even know what a hymen looks like?

pick up any Anatomy textbook so you can at least be able to identify it.
in the early 90's I read a book, ''Every woman" the first edition it is a compilation of several sex research jobs by masters and Johnson, famous sexologists at the time.

in one of the chapters " female anatomy", they will show you how to position the girl's legs to check and what to look out for, there are diagrams of different hymens, one ruptured by exercise, tampon, m@sturb@tion and one torn through childbirth, very explicit. That is how doctors know themselves, nobody scans anything.

now go home grab a flash light, position her legs and look through her pussy, u will see the status of the hymen and extent of damage.
if it is in tact with a tiny hole in the center, then she is a virgin if the hole has a dark edge with saggy flaps then she is not, if the hymen is not there at all or its torn on all sides then she has had a child or wasn't born with one.

Go get some education bros.
Romance › Re: Ok by jpphilips(m): 9:27am On Nov 17, 2013
[quote author=Inked_Nerd]That was a poor explanation. When I lost my virginity, the guy I lost my virginity to didn't have any difficulty.



Ok, that is also not true as well. The blood you are referring to is blood from the hymen. OP, there are several things you need to take into consideration before you start jumping to conclusions about this girl. Although most women have a hymen, not all are born with one. When the tearing of the mucous membrane [hymen] occurs, some women are unaware. So that blood that you may be expecting to see may not actually occur. A woman can tear the mucous membrane tissue from things such as bicycling, horseback riding, gymnastics or while inserting tampons. The tearing of the hymen is not an indication of whether or not a girl is a virgin.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/12449-female-hymen/[/quote]new age deception. If you are not born with a hymen then you were not born a virgin, you can only say u ve not had penetrative sex.
if you broke your hymen with a tampon, you are not a virgin either, there is no law that says it must be done with an Amu,
The tearing of the hymen is dis virginity (either way it happens), the total removal of the hymen signifies natural child birth.
Romance › Re: Ok by jpphilips(m): 9:14am On Nov 17, 2013
CrazyMan: My dear, there is no way you can know unless you penetrate her. During penetration if you encounter great difficulty on the way, then you know she's a virgin; If you encouter little difficulty i.e her stuff is quite tight but not too tight, then you know she's a partial virgin.

But if the road to her oil rig is as wide as the Lagos Ibadan express way and as free as the road to an execution ground, then you know that countless male species has deposited a huge amount of dangerous liquid called akamu; which can be risky and dangerous to the health of the next guy on the line. So I would advise that you run for your life Hope you understood my sermon? I love speaking in parables tongue
crap
Politics › Re: Picture Of Obasanjo Ibb And Buhari In A Friendly Mood by jpphilips(m): 9:12am On Nov 17, 2013
buhari is no longer who we think he is, I don't see this guy doing jack about corruption.
We used to believe they are sworn enemies, Ibb removed buhari from office through a coup.
Nigerians are just mere pawns in ex general's chess game.
Politics › Re: Dr Chris Ngige Sues Apga,inec For Election Malpratice by jpphilips(m): 9:04am On Nov 17, 2013
Kingsley1000: if your stooge eventually wins(but God forbid)If Obiano wins then Anambrarians(we) didn't make the right choice. That
Ngige is not in power today was because he said NO to OBJ nd UGA.
He did that not for his selfish interest but for the love of anambra.
How can we forget that so soon. If he had complied with them obi
can never be in that seat because obasanjo had such power. Am
proud of Ngige whether he wins or not but am assuring anambra
people that u will never meet a leader like Ngige. Also obiano wil
keep settling obi for the next 8yrs so what is the difference
shut up!! love for Anambra indeed, you really under estimate Nigerian politicians.
Politics › Re: Col. Ben Gbulie, One Of The 1966 Coupists Speaks On The Coup And Awo by jpphilips(m): 11:32pm On Nov 15, 2013
Sheeple: Dude, if in your almighty 'intelligence' you can't figure out that Dede and Deridegull are the same people. Why should anyone believe what you have to say? Or is it the cataracts in your eyes induced by old age?

Well, old people's home beckons. undecided
what is this one saying? when did you join nairaland?
Politics › Re: Col. Ben Gbulie, One Of The 1966 Coupists Speaks On The Coup And Awo by jpphilips(m): 10:44pm On Nov 15, 2013
DerideGull: Which unit of Biafran army did Achuzie command that spurred you to say Achuzie was outstanding?
I can't recall but one biafran veteran said it's the Biafran special forces, but another mentioned what his unit was called, I will tell you once I get the info.
Politics › Re: Col. Ben Gbulie, One Of The 1966 Coupists Speaks On The Coup And Awo by jpphilips(m): 10:36pm On Nov 15, 2013
DerideGull: I truly dislike the acts of copying craps from Nowa Omoigui and advancing them as gospel. I truly dislike the acts of copying and pasting craps from Nowa Omoigui and advancing them as gospels. I guess goofy Omoigui and you can not feel good without peddling rumors. It appears you want to argue with a man who was involved in the coup as a soldier and believe the nonsensical craps written by a person who was not even in Nigeria when the coup went down.
you can't beat Katsumoto on peddling falsehood from Ade, didn't you notice how he smartly ignored regional govs verdict on Ademoyega, this was people who tried and jailed him with over whelming evidence, yet katsumoto believes Ademoyega was conned in his complicity.
Katsumoto has argued this crap with dede few years ago here on nairaland, even when dede told him he was there life, dede said his older brother was killed in his presence during the war.
if such a man could not convince Katsumoto, do you think you stand a chance?

he just wants the whole world to believe that the only westerner involved was conned.

I ignored him because I am convinced he is better off in his ignorance, I advise you do the same.

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