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yes he will, beside your bed in the morgue |
Acidosis: 6. Recommendation letterThe OP mofo has never owned a job, its a shame he is strategizing to get someone else's job where he will be treated like the second class mofo that he is. how about teaching us how to make business contacts for starters! |
gluv01: Yes he did. He's a relationship coach.relationship coach for the gullible you mean? |
donguutti: And when people say nigerians are not intelligent we take offence.according to SLS ,total revenue frm oil is $65+ billion.Now you seem to have a clue how m0r0nic sanusi sounds with those allegations |
emcaluv: [color=#000000][i]OLODO. So NNPC lifted Crude worth $65billion (which is even probably d SELLING PRICE), remitted only $15bn and 'diverted' $50bn, yet d Federal, States and LGAs have been funding their budgets -with their their SALIVAR, shey?? Like I said una no sabi lie at all..... By d way, at an Average of 2million bpd and at a cost of an Average of $105, Nigerian Oil wud SELL for about $77billion a year. This is d Selling Price. If d Cost of producing and shipping d Oil by d Oil companies is subtracted, d resulting Difference is d SHAREABLE PROFIT. This Profit is then shared bw d Govt and d[b][/b][i] Oil Companies at an Average ratio of 60:40, and d Govt's share goes to d Federation Account to be shared bw d Tiers of Govt. The Amount of money due to d Federation Account every year from Crude Oil Sales wud be bw $30-$40bn (or less) every year. You mean d NNPC 'diverted' (whateva that means) $50bn of this money in 1.5yrs and Nigeria is still existing and budgets of All d 812 Govts in Nigeria(where Oil money constitute bw 60-70% of d budgetary Revenue) are still be ran?? I mean, I wud reali love for you to make all of these sensible, for if na small..[/i].[/i][/color]When was the last time Nigeria sold 2.5mbbls? the only reason you believed Sanusi is because you are ignorant. when oil theft was at its peak within the period under review, i dey laugh!! |
fyneguy: What do you know about budget financing? why is the reserve depleted everyday to fund the budget?I saw the s!!ly question you asked Taharqua up there and i couldn't hold my laughter, agreed taharqua is a m0r0n and a troll put together, shaken and runneth over, but your ignorance is some what disappointing. my advise to you, fine, taharqua made a childish analysis of the situation, you on your own part have no idea how it works out here, so i will implore the both of you to shut the Bleep up!! and face your duties if you have one. Sanusi is looking for cheap popularity and now he has it. |
redcliff: [size=14pt]IT couldnt have been said better. NNPC does not have an R&what do you know? |
same sanusi claimed that 2013 budget was implemented 75% by Nov, is he claiming that he achieved that with only 24% revenue from the oil receipts? Now, Mr Sanusi, while you were in Sudan, Nigeria remit oil receipts through the following channels NNPC FIRS NPDC and DPR all the above accounts are domiciled in the CBN with a few offshore, if you were any smart, you should ask where these agencies and subsidiaries get their funds from. you are truly a person to think NNPC remits 100% oil receipts to the FG, shame on you!! |
Ego2: Recently met a guy, we'av been dating for a while now but i dont seem too understand where this whole thing is heading.When you chose to roll with a guy who is not in your social league, you end up a booty call, when a guy chooses to roll with a girl who is not in his social league, he ends up a spare tire, rule number 13 |
inikamoze: Fairly Used Chicken for sale....so much for a Nigerian student |
IYA NGBALI: what would you say about those girls dat sleep wid sugar daddies and are all doing fine and big boys dat sleep with sugar mummies and are also doing great?I don't believe your theory jo. If I sleep with GeJ and he gives me a very juicy contract no be God butter my bread be dat?that bread will definitely not be buttered spiritually, that I can assure you |
ballabriggs: Sanusi has been Governor of CBN for over 4 years now and it is not the first time he has seen inflows into the federation account. If something unusual has happened, he can always tell.OR he is too incompetent to know the FIRS and DPR sources of funds |
[quote author=me_for_you]Even if u save an ICE, how will road safety know? They have to scroll the phonebook to 'I'. Who does that in times of emergency? Last placed/received calls should be d first numbers to call[/quote]olodo tested |
Barthx: Federal Road Safety Commission has just come out with the concept of “ICE”..Please read carefully, it may save your life or that of someone you knowthe phones are usually locked, where u wan see the Ice? ok, unlock ur phones while traveling with ice in it, brilliant!!! |
alaric saltzman: don't get me wrong...like i said, every course is hard in its own way...I'm just saying we should be realistic.You still don't have a point, as a student, how many of your seniors did you sit and discuss with to know what reality keeps on the table? how many of your older brothers, cousins and sisters did you relate to know how things are done on the other side? you never did them, you chose to live in ignorance for so long till the reality became inevitable then you come out and blame the employer, who is next on your blame list? lemme guess, god? You may have had the opportunity to do an industrial attachment, how many of the workers there in did you interact with on what needs to be done? in your imagination, you think you will have engineers on one side with their grades, natural and earth science one side, then probably, humanities on one side, lol, that is a grand delusion for any mind that thought that, but i don't blame you, I blame the kinda activities that took your time for so long. An Anthropology student had the temerity to thrash my post because her lecturer told her she can work "anywhere", after graduation, reality will define "anywhere" for her, that is the mind set of an average student, even in this internet age when information can easily be sought. what more can I say, when 90days of her life is committed to Big brother Africa. you never even see anything sef. |
dlex21: i hate it wen i see pple blame graduating with anything less than a 2'1 on unseriousness on d path of d student...there r many factors that can contribute na. we even have pple who read heaven n earth in school comin out with a 3rd class. at d same time, pple buy their way to graduating with 2'1...sooo yes! it is fair!!!Every failure has a good reason, what other reasons this time lets hear it? truth is; your employer doesn't give a sh!!t what your reasons are, it is his job as such can do anything he likes with it. when you create your own job, you are free to hire as many university attempted as you wish. I enjoy it more when the reality is setting in to some chaps who think that life is a walk in the park, i commented on a thread concerning this trend and some bingos who haven't made it past the sophomore class were talking thrash, very well, then, we are all ears for the "good reasons" |
Coldfeet:have you tried castrating your dad and selling his testicles in the black market, the proceeds can go to charity if you like. |
alaric saltzman: happy sunday pals!Is it fair that your folks toiled this same unfair ambiance you are complaining about, conquered it to eke a living to send you to school, you left it for Nairaland romance section, BBA and other popular social vices only to end up with a degree commensurate with your efforts which undermines your folk's efforts, is it fair? |
[quote author=Adeniyi A.]Only the dead don't dream dreams,dreams could be caused by many things and most times they are for guidance ,warnings etc. Those who are spiritually inclined don't joke with dreams. Some are blessed with the gift of unfailing and direct dreams,some, indirect while some are blessed with their interpretations. The loving God loves to guide and warn His children concerning future occurrences, unfortunately we get so busy in life such that we hardly hear or listen when He speaks. However, when we are 'gentle' at night, we receive instructions/messages which we are expected to act on/upon. It is however not a good omen to dream and forget when you wake up, you need deliverance ASAP. Considering the calibre of gifted men/women of God on this forum, I hereby throw this thread open for contributions in sharing and interpreting dreams as the spirit directs. Thanks. Below are some dreams and their interpretations. 1. Eating in the dream - spiritual attacks.(diseases, illness, barreness - e. g, through fibroid etc) 2. Swimming in the dream. -water actually means trouble -a retrogressive encounter. 3. Picking snails. - such person should pray against delay in future endeavours Kindly add yours for people's liberation. A problem shared is half solved.[/quote]Little wonder Naija is so backward |
ghananotnaija: "Nigeria" and "great minds" and "renowned scientists" don't go together. Cognitive dissonance detected.Young man, what is the name of this site again? |
kwame nkria: @AgaustEven if you were born a m0r0n, your fifth sense should have told you that the thread is talking military. |
payless: Taking sycophancy to the next level. Praise singers are all of what GEJ has. They refuse to tell him the truth. They see green and tell him it is actually red. Putting GEJ in the same level as Mandela is an abomination. Okupe would have said the same thing if he was a mouth-piece for Abacha.okupe doyin deserves to be hung on his manhood ie if he has one |
during my analysis of the PIB, one of the concerns i raised was the vessels plying the Nigerian waters but as expected nobody gave a hoot. i was actually inspired by this incident. i was in escravos at the time, it was during the precomissioning of the EGTL gas pipeline, i saw them when they came for supplies in escravos, i think they had some delays for a while, nobody knew it will be their last, that morning when the tug boat disappeared, there was panic, fortunately, they had divers on board jascon two who were dispatched that night with no results, later they came back with few bodies but marcus the divers supervisor insisted they must get a full POB, that guy owes his life to markus IMO. the rest bodies where recovered in the safe heaven so i doubt the shark/ barracuda eating part. i saw some of the bodies too just like everyone who was part of that project. My concerns are as follows; why was west african ventures not black listed by chevron? The funny part was that they continued with the project and even attempted covering it up reason the video was released late. That speaks volume of our DPR and other stakeholders. What workman compensation was enshrined in the PIB for workers who lose their lives on a daily basis in related circumstances? If companies like WAV are allowed to continue their operations in the face of this disaster with no official enquiry or investigation to determine culpability, then i have no doubt in my mind that the Nigerian authorities have graduated from ineptitude to impotent. What role did NUPENG and PENGASSN play after the video went viral? the last time i checked, they are in the buisness of protecting workers interest. This is just one out of so many, the amosco and iriama incidents are still fresh in our minds. |
[quote author=blaise26.abj]There is nothing like karma. Don't be deceived. Did all those women whose husbands are cheating on like there is no tomorrow, do something bad b4 they got married? Or is it that karma just decided to take them @ random? Anything can happen to anyone @ anytime. Stop linking it to a silly superstitious belief. Meanwhile @ topic, it isn't good to sleep with another man's wife according to my Morality.[/quote]how spiritual are you? If you are involved in any spiritual activity bros you can easily be killed. A married woman is a curse to any man who sleeps with her, those stars never come back, have you heard about sins against the spirit? Most girls who sleep with married men in whichever guise are all bulls eye, you wont understand shaa but if you want an honest advise, dont try it, you will be finished spiritually. there are two things you must not do in your life time do not kill anybody not even accidentally, your stars will just vanish. Dont sleep with a married person, the eternal blanket will tear on that day and you will thread where negative forces thread. Life is determined in spirit not physical |
reganvida: nope am not a victim. Just that i have heard guys discuss that alot so i decided to ask the question here.a lot of men have been shot for the same reason u re proposing, do you really need karma to tell u dat? By the way, i personally dont believe any married woman is sweeter than a spinster with low mileage, why settle for less? |
Why is it that most guys who re not well to do want sympathy from women? |
[quote author=gcfr.com]Just what I was bout typing, @22 his knowledge is like that of a 70yr old.[/quote]meanwhile, Nigerian 22yr olds are still wanking with first to comment. SMH |
Dehley: My GF Gave Me Condition Before Sexcall your mum and tell her that a girl promised you a very big contract but is saying that she must know your family house before she can give you the contract, getting there, introduce her as your savior to your mum. after you don chop that night, on getting to Lagos, tell her your mum called and said she doesn't like her. Trust me, she wont blame you one bit. OR open the negotiation table; what you have to offer; cost of traditional marriage cost of white wedding cost of feeding her the rest of her life cost of providing shelter for her the rest of her life social security opportunity to have her own children and guarantee they will be catered for logistics for moving around with her children. what she has to offer; Otu children that may not resemble you anyways add 5kg as each year goes by. with both cards on the table, tell her she needs more cards on the table, 3 miserable cards wont cut it for what marriage will bring to her life. bros, do you have a tumor in your brain? |
Godmother: ^^^ just because girls you follow ask for recharge card that you can't provide, it means every girl is like that, rightIf you don't want to reap the fruit of evil, flee from the devil's vineyard. you went to church in search of boyfriend so you wont be asked for sex, lol, the dumbness of your post is enough to actually pay you for sex. block head! |
Tassembly: Firstbank can credit your interest anytime.depend on your branch. I use the ikeja branch.sometimes 2weeks after bidding they won't credit me,they do theirs anytime they like but they will surely do it. Sometimes until i call my account manager before they remember to credit my interest. I continue with them coz of the low amount they accept for tbills.Stop using first bank, use first capital, they will credit you in two days and you will need not to call anyone. The delay is that first bank normally route your transaction through first capital, so why don't you go direct? also the first capital stop rate doesn't err, so no need for you to submit any bid. they just tell you they got the stop rate for you, do i really need to ask how they do it? of course not ![]() NB: if you submit a bid, they will gladly do your wish but i know better to roll with gods, seems like most people are just knowing about T-bills. |
Godmother: I don't dress provocatively. As a matter of fact I can't stand exposing the body in a provocative manner. Is there something else that attracts such guys. I'm considering stepping out of my relationship of 3 weeks cos the guy is mounting serious pressure on me. And this is a guy I met in church, we attend the same church. If I'd met him in a club would have understood, not that I club sef.So what did you ask for in return? olive oil? |
kingbang: FACTS? You call these idiocy you posted above there facts?my best part ![]() |
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