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ItsModella: All this lingo too much, gather boys make dem help you push am.sounds perfect, just that he will rather lift women on a good day but gather boys when the car falls into a ditch |
blink182: u don come again o, because person harass u, u wan kill e full family.Nigerians have no idea what can kill them, yes someone you forced to pay a bribe can trace you home and stab you in a dark street, can burn down your home in the middle of the night, rape your wife if given the oportunity. Dont undermine the extent people can Go to get justice, always bear in mind that it is those same Nigerians that burn a petty thief alive you dare extort? I hardly believe that those corpse on the street or the Mad woman next door are all accidents, things that seem little to you may poise the next man to take it to an unimaginable extent bewared. Do you know that most cultists in our higher institutions still graduate and mix with the larger society? Needless to remind you that some get justice for a late friend for as long as 10yrs after graduation. Be warned!!! Never you fvck with the wrong guy |
Billyonaire: I am Proud of myPresident. The entire analogy from the political perspective defines the very nucleus of Nigerians in every ramification. Press Freedom is not liberty, I notice that Nigerian politicians still believed in the old school mentality that you need to own a press outfit to be able to suave the ignorant populace, but with the internet, even a dog has a voice. Now with internet, even a house-boy now has opportunity to insult his master. In as much as I welcome freedom of speech, but I believe communist style regulatory framework has to be instituted to curb the excesses of online media. Online media is destroying our planet. Examples are Arab Spring, The recent mohammed-insult killings. We should be careful with our use of internet as a means of publication of political and religious views.even his pr team is more confused than himself. You fired beaf to enthrone dead brains like billy the f00l and Nazi Dedeike, confusion everywhere. Was it not the same platform (social media) you told us how corrupt Atiku was? Was it not here you shouted you had no shoes and used the same political media to coerce gullible Nigerians that ''if you can make it, they can make it''? Sorry sir!! Your sins are before you, Resign!! Resign!! Resign!! To rule Nigeria is not by force. |
damula: Now# you have a freezer and your objective os to put a giraffe into the freezer. How do you go about these?sell the giraffe and pack the money in the freezer lol |
Kslib: ok!!! Since it's a cross bar,it means it is detachable.. So i'll remove the cross bar and pass....the cross bar is fixed such that you cant remove it. |
Kslib: ok!!! Since it's a cross bar,it means it is detachable.. So i'll remove the cross bar and pass....gud try but u failed it. |
Kslib: The lorry was filled,that's why it was 2 inch longer than the cross bar... So all i have to do is to offload the load that made the lorry 2 inch longer than the cross bar and pass...the lorry is 2'' longer than the crossbar not the load in the lorry, try again!! |
a filled lorry crossing a bridge with less than 10m to destination meets a cross bar, for some reasons he cant reverse, how does the lorry make it pass the crossbar without a scratch on both lorry and crossbar NB; the lorry is just 2inches longer than the crossbar. |
try this; one ton of feather and one ton of steel which is heavier? |
Classyzi: When my dad was interviewed, they asked him dis one- supposing u'r a master of a house nd u av night guards watching over ur house. It happened dat one of d guards came to u nd told u that he had a dream dat thieves came into ur house, burgled ur house nd threatened to kill u. How would u react to dis report?did your dad apply for a security job? |
deb: Fvck every low-level thinking material called ghanian. If you came to focus on the topic then stop telling us how better your girls fvcked more than our poultry chickens. Its an insult to compare you to our human being in Nigeria.jp philips a Ghananian ![]() Hmmmmmconfused |
deb: Fellow Nigerians, will you please stop calling all these trash produced by Ghanians, Movies?you are missing the point, its not about who makes the best movie but Nigerians banning Ghananian movies on ''moralty' grounds stick to the topic |
Ironi: These dim-wit Nigerians call the shiit you produce as movies? Frankly this site is full of morons who need some serious schooling. Little wonder your country is so fcked up and would remain so for a long time.fvcked up is an understatement, look at people that cannot produce a single decent leader in over 7,923 elective offices for 4 decades are preaching moralty. You can imagine the insult |
francini: The Ghanaian movies are usually inconsistent with their storyline(u can hardly deduce anything meaningful from them) and in the end they turnout pornographic. This movies should be BANNED in nigeria as dey don't potray or contribute to our culture and heritage also usually ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ can't be watched with ease, take a family scenario for instance.what culture if i may ask? Converting every ware house to church is that the culture we need ghananians to fall in line with? Lemme guess again, the ''decency'' of producing kleptomaniacs as leaders for 4 decades, is that? I ask again; all of you here have seen Ghananian movies, from the poster to the screen play depicts nud!ty but you all saw them abi? By accident? Now the patronage you gave them has sent your Nollywood parking, who is to blame? ghana or ''you'' the consumer? Ok, i know where the hate is coming from, the likes of MR ibu whose tummy alone is an insult to nud!ty and a monster face that cant but imagine how lovely stealing a peck from Nadia Buari. I understand your frustrations, the lord giveth and taketh. Bloody hypocrites. Who patronise the strip clubs and brothels in Nigeria? amadioha? The commodities on Allen avenue who patronise them? amadioha? since your educational institutes went to coma,thanks to your ''decent leaders'' has Ghana not become the academic destination of choice? The same morally bankrupt people tutor and guide your wards at exorbitant fees and you think you have a point here? Decency my foot!! Bloody hypocrites, even Nairaland ritualists are claiming decent. Abeg make i see road. |
Toktee: You are so pertetic for calling nigerians such names,do we ask ghana to supply us porn movies,what we are saying is that you people should stop exporting ur level of indecency to nigeria,all these movies show how indecency rule in ghana,if you are not happy about it just go hug transformer stop crying,slowpokeGhananian movies are adult movies, the big question is; are you an adult? Why would a sane parent sit with kids to watch a movie the producer rated '18'? If Nkem owoh running around with his G leg and Mr ibu with his bucket tummy is your idea of entertainment then you need help. The Ghananians have shown that which Nigerians cannot and Nigerians have spoken through the market forces. It is either you improve or you take your junks to the monastry cinema, its that simple. cineAfrik is becoming more popular than African magic, guess what? I see more cineafrik in Nigerian homes than Ghananian homes. some Nigerians are reta.r.ds, needless to blame the Retardeen that made it to the presidency Bloody hypocrites |
powerfrank: spoilt ghaniansMr ajaegbu, what Nigerians cant do, Ghananians are doing better. Stop hating After preaching decency, you end up in a brothel, bloody hypocrite. Why did the movies sell to the extent of being famous in the first place? Yea!! because they ve got patronage from Nigerians, abi na ghost buy am? mr Ajaegbu, do you know how many brothels and strip clubs operating in Nigeria? Who patronise them? |
Delafruita: oga with comprehendable daftness and unlimited MB,.what was the request fashola made of GEJ?lemme answer for you.that lagos should be accorded special status.isnt that something that has been agitated for close to 10years?why should a state like bayelsa or ondo receive more allocation than lagos?rivers receives double what lagos receives as federal allocation.should that be so?why didnt jonathan address that issue?dont forget the unproductive Abuja with 37th state status |
thelastPope: Another ignorant kid on NL. Who needs who? Lagos need FG not the other way round. Fashola is the one asking for Mega city. I wish GEJ will shun him and take it somewhere else.you seriously think Abuja cannot be the mega city if jonathan is serious? His confusion just took him closer to the lagoon |
take dat: Presently most independent tank farms in Apapa dont have fuel.can someone please ask okonjo iweala why NNPC is still using private tank farms? How much is she paying for storage in the subsidy programme? I thought the jonathan's propagandists said the refineries are working at 70%? Lol, why is NNPC still importing hugely with private importers? After helping these dead meats called NNPC, the PDP nitwits will brand them ''CABAL''. Who is the fool in Nigeria? A) Govt b) masses c) all of the above |
HammedSodiqq: This is another international conspiracy. What a contradiction, recall that recently US president declared that Nigeria is the fastest growing economy, and argued that our economy may dominate Europe in the nearest future. His speech triggered the US to move in with investment proposals. The US for instance has begun the process for the building of Six refineries, Bill Gate just moved in his company and charity organization, US has invested $2billion in Nigeria Agric Sector and are in the rested in developing Small and Medium Enterprise. http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/news/284-breaking-news/43606-us-injects-2bn-into-sme-development-in-nigeriaare you by any chance related to dedeike? The famous Nairalander who caanot interprete his own links? Your link said nothing about the US building of refineries, ie because you dont know that refinery buisness is not profitable in most climes. Your link said the US gave Nigeria an Agricultural grant of $2b, to cover food production and generation of green electricity. Ie because you are not aware that FAO has rated Nigeria as a famine prone nation hence the grant. All these blind suport for jona's failure will kill you guys faster than Aids. NB: please dont bother replying my post, there is no guarantee you will not misinterprete it the way you misinterpreted your own link. |
obowunmi: In regards to YOUWIN, not sure that I agree with you. Its an accurate program with optimistic and reachable goals. However, because the legitimate business climate in Nigeria is not supported by FAIR pro-business government policies. Even if these businesses are given 1million naira, I highly doubt that it will go far. The cost of doing business in Nigeria is high.you guys like insulting common sense, there are loads of impediments to new buisnesses, one of the lot is multiple taxation, other issues like affordable electricity et al are still there when jona decided to impress Nigerians with you win bazzaar. How on earth will a sane mind expect him not to fail? |
deletrue: Am very sure mojarity of nigerian are upside down. all those who are abusing jona are those who lack proper parental up bringing, specially Oluwaseun Osewa. If your parents actually worked hard to train you haters as normal nigerians, you hater will not be abnorma to this extentl.educate yourself here on how steady electricity came to be in some parts of the country, pray you dont pass on ignorance to your progeny, that will kill them faster than Aids www.nairaland.com/1050165/jonathan-releases-155-page-book-achievements/4 www.nairaland.com/1050165/jonathan-releases-155-page-book-achievements/5 |
[quote author=Oko_AGB]Are we building pipes or hurling buckets? Most of d responses u ve made shows how myopic some of u are. Besides d west and abuja, can anyone here tell me where else there was SERIOUS protest on d subsidy palavar. I don't care about politics dat much but for d first time in a long time, I see hope in d power sector. All u need do is travel round d country and see d infrastructure on power being built. By d end of 2015 I'm sure constant power will be available to all states. It depends on ur governors to make sure d distribution is done his state. If d only tin GEJ achieves is availability of power, dats e nof for me. But I know he will do more dan that. All you haters can go jump in d river benue![/quote]what do you know about the power reforms? What do you know about the NIPP project. Do you think the reforms couldnt have been done better to carry affordability along? Ignorance is deadlier than Aids |
dedeike:Moronic Dedeike, these are excerpts from the link you supplied to prove that SWF is different from the ECA, [url]http://www.businessdayonline.com/NG/index.php/news/76-hot-topic/43555-fg-picks-management-team-for-sovereign-wealth-fund [/url] President Goodluck Jonathan signed a bill into law in May last year authorising the SWF, but powerful state governors originally blocked the fund, saying it was unconstitutional.Mr Dedeike, so you read the above from your own link and yet you are still not convinced that The SWF and ECA are same accounts with just change in baptism? Mr dedeike, is it safe to allude that though the link was supplied by you, that you are either daf7, m0r0nic and stup!dly brain dead that your understanding quotient rivals that of a housefly? Mr Dedeike, how many times did you fail comprehension in college? blessed are those who read links and understand, Dedeike is a substandard human being who doesn't even understand his own links. this is another excerpt from your own link Okonjo-Iweala said she hoped by the end of the year the team would lay out plans for the $1 billion but did not say when investments would start.My Boy dedeike, i know you have understanding difficulties but i will explain the above quote from your link for you. it means that though Oga has collected $1b from the ECA account and rebaptized it SWF, that as at 20th September this year, he has not invested a penny, and he is looking forward till end of year to start investing. meanwhile, he already has a committee feeding fat on tax payers account in the waiting. with this revelation from your own links, how did you come to the conclusion that SWF is an achievement for Jona? should we clap for him for changing the Name of an already existing ECA to SWF? or we should jump into the lagoon because he has a committee waiting till next year to decide their faith? is that what you are telling Nigerians? here is another excerpt from your link The account contained $20 billion in 2007 but fell to $3 billion after a presidential election last year, despite five years of high oil prices. It has since risen to $7 billion.so it is achievement for Jonathan to deplete a $20b account to $3b? Dedeike, are you sure that you are not the Anti christ? conclusion; my final submission on Jona's achievements are; **Though Jonathan is restructuring OBJ's NIPP, he has failed to adopt a formidable strategy for affordability in his restructuring process** **Jona has baptized the ECA to Answer SWF, but the $1b is still money in the bank waiting for the next election to be squandered** ** the rest 155page achievements are basic responsibilities of a sane government** Jonathan is still a standard failure in the Nigerian polity until proved otherwise thank you!! |
mkmyers45: Pure energy is the true god..and the energy of the di.ck is the prophet yea!! Right |
karl max: since u are familiar with the elumelu probe and agree with him that there was nothing on ground!.now GEJ took over and lunches his POWER ROAD MAP when he took over and here are what he has achieved so far just less than 2yrs of his administration@ karl max the first paragraph of your post is a total misinterpretation of everything i wrote above. In your penultimate post, you referred to Elumelu's probe which discredited OBJ's NIPP efforts, i disproved it with facts based on the sites i visited myself and independent videos aired by rockson engineering. why did you lie that i was in agreement with Elumelu? I expect you to rephrase or modify that paragraph. Obviously, you chose to totally ignore all my questions and preferably reproduced what you wrote before, thanks to copy and paste. There is no point wasting man hours on issues we are in agreement. I have already admitted long ago that jona organised the NIPP, so spare us the details. Let us talk about this much brandished organisation of yours. You claim that so far, jona has added an additional 1,000mw to the grid. I beg to ask: at what cost? Is it competitive with what is obtainable elsewhere? Well, till you answer the question, we can go into the economics of the process because at my age, i shouldnt be in a hurry to celebrate ''lootocracy'' *waiting for your cost break down for which jona generated 1000mw in 2yrs** please dont skip it like you have done in the past. on number III of your list of achievements in power, you said that there are robust gas projects going on, please can you mention them? Lastly, does it not bother you that the organisation of the NIPP for which you have showed vehemently without doubt is the best thing that has happened in our history is anti masses in terms of affordability? The gas which fires the majority of the NIPP plants are supplied by the IOC's. The IOC's gather this gas through what they acronymed AGG meaning; associated gas gathering. It simply means that during the cause of oil production, the accompaning gas is gathered and processed then sent to bonny for export and another sent to fire your plants. This was the plan jona met on ground and knowing how flawed that plan is, i hoped and prayed for jona's restructuring to address that issue but as usual, i was disappointed. The implication of that negligence is a high cost of electricity in coming years, are you not bothered that most Nigerians will not be able to afford electricity once jona's projects come upstream? Did you chose to forget that our gas turbines will forever be at the mercy of IOC's who dictates the cost of their gas supply to these power plants? The same error that is holding our refineries hostage for decades. What will be the faith of Nigerians when the price of gas goes high, which will translate to higher bills? In a country that flares off $2.3b worth of gas annually? Is it not rational for the restructuring of the NIPP on jona's framework cover the local production of gas and harness flared gases first before the sermon you preached above? Are you sure that this excercise will not hand us another telecoms extortion where Nigerians with minimum wage of 7,500 were forced to purchase sim cards at 50,000 and further min. recharge of 750 per minute? With just an additional 1000mw Nigerians are already paying an estimated ave. Of 15k for a mini flat, as testified by our lagosian comrades. Can you humbly extrapolate that cost when 6000mw is added? Are you not bothered? For people whose livelihood are threatened daily by failed govt policies? What is the difference between having electricity you cannot afford and living in darkness? I have long agreed that jona restructured the NIPP but the cost of projects and end user affordability falls far below expectation. I await on you to *modify the first paragraph of your post. * answer the questions i asked * address the failure of jona's restructuring on cost of projects and end user affordability my Dog Dedeike has broken lose, permit me to tighten his leach cheers!! |
destinedtee: Considering the marital responsibilities of a woman especially that of taking care of the kids and home generally.Which job do you think will suit her most so she can as well perform her matrimonial obligations.prost.it.ut.ion |
@karlmax i am very impressed with your post and i must commend you for defending jonathan without lies,unlike dedeike the Nazi witchdoctor. kudos!! Nevertheless, there are some aspects of your post that needs some clarification. You mentioned the elumelu probe panel and asked me to google it, that i have done and here are my findings; i will wish to reiterate here that from the 4th page of this thread i have never denied the fact that jona organised the NIPP, you can browse backwards to clear your head. Back to Elumelu, after the probe, Elumelu told Nigerians that the ''NIPP WAS A FRAUD'' and nothing was on ground. I went to egbema in imo state and i ran into a power project still under construction with a huge NIPP sign post. I again travelled to calabar and saw a multi billion naira sub station fully operational with a huge sign post NIPP, then i had my personal doubt. It wasnt long after the probe that a company called Rockson engineering invited an independent foreign journalist who toured all the NIPP site just to prove that Elumelu lied. I wasnt in a hurry to draw conclusions not until most companies who par took in the NIPP PROJECT alleged that elumelu was asking them for a bribe. To cut a long story short, elumelu was later indicted of bribery, he was disgraced and his report discredited. My question is this; why did a smart guy like you bring up the testimony of a thief without credibility to prove your point? Let us assume that elumelu was falsely indicted, (which is not so), where did all the assets for privatization appear from if Elumelu was right? Most jona's suoporters have agreed that jona has not completed any power project from scratch, the improvement in power as experienced in some parts of the federation came from where? I believe we can safely esponge Elumelu from the realistic power equation. Another challenge i have is this: is it a crime for jonathan to roll out his own noble ground breaking initiatives while he continues with the good works of his predecessors? Is it a crime? Dont you think that Nigerians deserve better? The most populous black nation in the world, the giant of africa? The 5th largest oil exporter in the world with a production of nearly 2.5m barrels of crude daily? In his booklet, jona smartly passed on the improvement in power as his brain child which is crimminal even when his projects have not come on stream. he never mentioned any input of his predecessor. Is jona indirectly telling Nigerians that the much touted change and fresh air is all about organising old projects and stealing its glory wholly? Once again, thank you for defending jona without lies and i hope you will do same while answering the questions i raised. |
uzomagic: Bros, you are seriously on point.answer the following questions, how is the SWF funded? How was the ECA funded? Leave the comittee and the managers out of it. Leave the legallity out too, We are talking about money so tell us the source. Mention one single power plant jonathan started and have finished from the scratch? Just one? You can include transmission stations if you like. Dont dabble into issues you dont understand, the NIPP was initiated and funded in part by OBJ, the plants have come upstrream with various challenges, jonathan brought the amicable prof who organised the already existing NIPP. Who takes the glory, the man that thought it out, planned and funded it in part before he left OR the man that organised it. Be the judge yourself, hoping you are an adult while you think about that, has there been a revolutionary initiative from joboy's administration like the NIPP? Please mention one. Obasanjo thought of NIPP, consolidation of banks etc, what is that ground breaking achievement of jona? Lemme guess, printing textbooks of achievements which includes; surfacing of roads, purchase of coaster buses, paying off millitants, enthronement of cabalocracy please dont tell me about the PIB which is not only a fraud but has zero impact in the life of the common man, i have raised a plethora of flaws of the pib so you may chose to read back. You think im stup!d abi |
uzomagic: Bros, you are seriously on point.answer the following questions, how is the SWF funded? How was the ECA funded? Leave the comittee and the managers out of it. Leave the legallity out too, We are talking about money so tell us the source. Mention one single power plant jonathan started and have finished from the scratch? Just one? You can include transmission stations if you like. Dont dabble into issues you dont understand, the NIPP was initiated and funded in part by OBJ, the plants have come upstrream with various challenges, jonathan brought the amicable prof who organised the already existing NIPP. Who takes the glory, the man that thought it out, planned and funded it in part before he left OR the man that organised it. Be the judge yourself, hoping you are an adult while you think about that, has there been a revolutionary initiative from joboy's administration like the NIPP? Please mention one. Obasanjo thought of NIPP, consolidation of banks etc, what is that ground breaking achievement of jona? Lemme guess, printing textbooks of achievements which includes; surfacing of roads, purchase of coaster buses, paying off millitants, enthronement of cabalocracy You think im stup!d abi |
karl max: stop beating around the bush and issue ur own rebuttal to what he wrote and also provide links like he did and stop cluthching on straws like the othersin case you have not noticed ,i dont paste links, if i need information, i go to where it is happening, if you dont mind. Its childish feeding yourself ''links'' as information. That picture the mod deleted, is a hard core proof that dedeike is a blatant liar. |
Pataki: @ jp philips,imagine OBJ's due process has become joboy's achievement lol. Dedeike is shameless |
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