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Phones › Re: Best Internet Plan For An Android Smartphone? by jpphilips(m): 8:42am On Sep 13, 2012
walcolm: you're just another brainless troll. you cannot even string together a logical story....how many people buy the overpriced phones the carriers are selling?

i really should not be wasting my time with a little boy like you. you're not worth it
because you are so broke that you soak garr! 3 times daily makes it over priced abi? do you know how many companies that distribute and maintain it for their staff?

what do you even know? not to worry, God wey do am for them go do am for you very soon, say "AMEN". over priced indeed. Our Network operators sell those phones more than they sell bundles to your second hand BB phones.

anyways the logic wont make sense to you because

1 you were still in primary school when MTN launched their 2g network.

2 you think the phones are over priced forgetting that MTN never starts an innovation targeting ordinary individuals.
you chose to forget that when MTN launched their 2g Network, a SIM pack sold for 50k, and the least recharge card was 750, did you think it was meant for a plebeian like you? when your father's minimum wage was a paltry 7,500naira?

if MTN abinitio targets corporate institutions with their innovation, what makes you think they have changed now?

NB:

though i quote you to make my point, i am not really talking to you, i am only creating an awareness that one day, NCC should consider fixing it when they wake up from Coma.
if you seriously think you can argue with JP philips then, you can as well think of having s@x with Mitchel Obama, if the symptoms persists, please see a doctor.
Politics › Re: Probe Salami For Nominating Akeredolu As Ondo ACN Guber Candidate:srln by jpphilips(m): 7:55am On Sep 13, 2012
amaba: ACN is no different from PDP. I personally think they are worse cos they r bunch of pretenders. I vote based on the personality and credibility of the person and not party affiliation.
Performing/performed well during their tenure
Ngige - PDP former anambra governor
Duke - PDP former cross river governor
Akpabio - PDP akwa ibom
Oshiomole - ACN Edo state
Obi - APGA anambra
Rochas - APGA Imo
Jang - PDP plateau state
Fashola -ACN lagos state
Lamido - PDP Jigawa
Late Yaradua - PDP Katsina
Amaechi - PDP Rivers state
Goodluck - PDP Bayelsa State


This are list of some states i have been and seen the performance of the governors.
Majority r PDP men. Apart from Lagos and Edo what r the remaining ACN governors doing? Borrowing money and setting records as d most indebted states in nigera.
please the Amaechi and Goodluck part should be esponged from your list. Amaechi conned us during his first tenure because of his issues with Omehia, since he received our Mandate, he has returned to coma. no electricity, no roads in portharcort.
it doesn't even seem like Rivers has a governor.

I am just waiting for the News that he is hospitalized in saudi Arabia to confirm my fears.

About goodluck, lol, that one did not even know where the bayelsa Govt house was, through out his tenure, he operated from a guest house, lol.

Ngige is ok, but i fear he may fall back like Amaechi, rem he performed under pressure.

Gov jang, lol, Gov or local Govt chairman?

Gen yaradua? the Amnesty brain child and the man with 7 point Agenda, may his soul rest in peace.

with these exceptions, your list is brilliant

Crime › Re: A Student Of TASUED Wunmi Adebayo Killed By Armed Robbers by jpphilips(m):
@ pr001
Now, I have very little tolerance for oafs. Since your 'common sense' rests heavily on the idea that Aristos cannot take girls to their homes, then it is clear that you're a buffoon with no real world experience or exposure. I should not condescend to your ignorant level. Who says it must be a matrimonial home? Do you know how many personal houses many of these rich men have all over the place? Even young well-to-do guys my age rent alternate apartments other than their primary residences to use as 'slaughter' house for girls. I personally know a few of such men myself who have several houses, some of which they use as weekend getaways and 'slaughter' houses. You're a fool of unfathomable proportions to believe that Aristos must necessarily take girls to hotels for them to qualify as such. Does this foolish argument suggest common sense to you?
how many houses do rich men have allover the place please tell us? each time i have need to visit the east, i always prefer staying at owerri, i book my hotel 3 to 4days ahead, do you know why? because you hardly get a descent accommodation weekends at places like owerri and calabar weekends, i believe it should be same for most major cities in Nigeria.

so if we go by your quasi logic that every "Aristo" maintains a get away house, who are the people that occupy these hotels every weekend? ghosts?

the Get away homes are options but you are only presenting a microscopic few from the whole lot and wish to pass it on as a majority, that is plain stup!d in my books.

conduct a poll of Aristos that flex weekends at Getaway homes vs Aristos in hotels, then come and sell me this crap.

do you even know that people that afford these get away homes still maintain private suites in hotels? which is more convenient? a get away home where you maintain, cook and prolly sanitize and a hotel where everything is done for you?

most Aristos worry about being spotted in hotels, but they are smarter now, they go to outta city hotels, not just popular places where they can be spotted.

i know a lot of married men that maintain mini flats for their girlfriends but it is not enough to assume that all "Aristos" do that, it is dumb, what about Aristos with strings of girlfriends? you hire cribs for all of them? are you ok?

REM. the only info we have on the venue is that it is a private home which in my books, there is an 80% chance the boy is her boyfriend, unless we hear other accounts that suggest otherwise.




I really wasn't my intention to argue over nonsense with kids who shy away from the truth. The fact remains that it would take a certain kind of woman of extreme virtue and nonnegotiable honour to fight with ARMED men and die in the process rather than allow herself to be Molested. This is NOT something our average naija babes (who are already promiscuous with illicit premarital sex) would consider sensible or worthwhile. After all, why die 'protecting' something that I consider no big deal anyway? This is why I doubted the veracity of the claim and called for further investigation in my initial post.
this paragraph of urs is more dumb than our "umbllera" first lady. you continue accusing her of being a wh0re yet you cant prove it.
even if there is a 20% chance she is, you think that paying her for sex is same as raping her? re you sure you are ok?

have you tried fvckin Ashawo without payment? if you have, then you will know that wh0re pvss!e still reserves some dignity.
no need calling you a fool because you have proved it beyond every reasonable doubt.

NB:

though i quote your posts to respond, you are too r@tarded to be engaged in a reasonable argument (my condolence sympathy to purist).
i am only giving this perspective to may be parents that grow paranoid with stories like this.

when i was in school, a friend of mine was claiming he was a medical student to be able to court a girl. one day the girl visited but wasn't feeling strong but assumed she was in the safe hands of a 600l medical student.

the next morning, the girl died, the only thing that saved that boy in court was that

1 the girl was not alive to testify that the boy lied that he was a medical student
2 the autopsy report did not show any sign of unconventional drugs but only asprin, no hassle, no s@m@n

these kinda stories happen everyday, the proliferation of the internet and the quack Nigerian media make so much Ado out of nothing.

i know you are not mentally sound but the doctor was right when he said "one tab, 2 times daily", now you have taken "3 tabs, 5 times daily". now see what drug over dose can do.

wishing you quick recovery!!






Crime › Re: A Student Of TASUED Wunmi Adebayo Killed By Armed Robbers by jpphilips(m): 12:37pm On Sep 12, 2012
pro01: Look, Mr. Man, I certainly have no time for any rigmarole with anyone over what is indeed a straight-forward matter. According to the report in the link below,
www.gistexpress.com/2012/09/10/female-student-murdered-by-armed-robbers-at-“aristos”-house/
the young lady was possibly killed in an Aristo's house. Seemingly, even the accounts that say she was killed in a "male friend's" house are only being charitable for the sake of decency.

Now, I insist that in my view, the sort of girl that engages in Aristo affairs or illicit liaisons doesn't look (i.e. seem) like the sort of girl that would rather die than be raped. One does not need to elaborate more on this. Whether or not you choose to understand this point of view is your damn business. I did suspect that you were trying to be clever by half.

I get into arguments and debates on my own terms and at my own leisure, not to humour some neophyte that has a point to prove. For now, I'd let the dead rest in peace. Feel free to continue your soliloquy if that helps your self-esteem.
I don't know if you know exactly what "Aristo" means, from my understanding of the article, coming from a male friend's house does not necessarily mean an Aristo.
most young students have out of school boyfriends and yes!! they are males, and yes!! they don't stay in school.

if you are arguing that a girl going to visit a guy in his home is an Aristo then you have issues with common sense.

finally,

no Aristo brings a young girl to his matrimonial home for a weekend, what are hotels there for? If we should assume the "aristo" as you called him is a bachelor, then i think he qualifies to be a boyfriend too.

this is what common sense dictates

pause, breathe, ponder, before you type, education is too expensive to be ridiculed by your insinuations


Politics › Re: Robbers Monitored Police With Stolen Walkie-talkies –source by jpphilips(m): 9:39am On Sep 12, 2012
Adanyebe: too bad you cant guarantee urself any security in this country even for the fact we have the best military forces in Africa. i think the police have shown high susceptibility in areas of security in this country. well is not their fault, their salary is not worth dyeing for.
how did you come about that n0nsense in bold?
Science/Technology › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Her Granddaughter by jpphilips(m): 7:19pm On Sep 11, 2012
kamdyjenny: Should I call dis mother's love for her child or is it jst technolgy display, I love the fact dat my mum wld carry my child nd her grand child
na Nigeria u dey ooo, wen ur papa will marry ur mama at 32, before you go find pesin to marry you, your mama don reach 75, na dat level she go use carry belle for you?

Make i hear word.
Phones › Re: Best Internet Plan For An Android Smartphone? by jpphilips(m): 5:26pm On Sep 11, 2012
walcolm: pray tell us, why does MTN BIS have to work on Symbian, iPhone and androids?

Ignorance is a state of being uninformed (lack of knowledge)

you might want to take a little time out to google things or ask around before you come here and post crap
MTN launched 2g networks and sold a phone called SENDO accustomed to their SIM, Glo came and launched 2g with Alcatel same way MTN did theirs.

as at then, we preferred SAMSUNG R220, Nokia 2100,Sony Ericsson Z200 et al, MTN and Glo had no choice than to discontinue the sales of those phones.
if they wanted to coerce you to buy it all they needed then was to say that those phones will be making calls at discounted rates than your conventional phones. if that had happened, people would have been buying it.

Now, the era of 3.5g is here, they bring in blackberry phones and give you unlimited data for BB at 1,500naira, then sell to you a paltry 250mb for 1,300naira for conventional phones,yet you think it didnt contribute to the proliferation of BB phones?

the Fact that NCC has failed in their over sight function doesn't mean every Nigerian is a toad head like you

guess you touched your first mobile phone last year.

now, go and change your diapers.
Crime › Re: A Student Of TASUED Wunmi Adebayo Killed By Armed Robbers by jpphilips(m): 3:47pm On Sep 11, 2012
oakwoodpark: I quite agree with you. Though no one prays for this, i hope all the other ladies when faced with this kind of situation will rather choose Life that virginity.
Only a very few things are worth loosing ones life for, and this is not one of them.
May her soul rest in peace and may those that undertook this act die a thousand deaths
Haba where did u get the virginity twist? she was shot in a Man's house abi i no read well? abi the man dey watch am like belgium TV?
she just reason say armed robber too wowo to enjoy fine girl matter, but the gun is the power not the Robber
Health › Re: Help With Cure For 'Pot Belly' by jpphilips(m): 3:05pm On Sep 11, 2012
ibukunoluwa66: My fiancee left me cause of my protruding belly.
I stopped eating late at nite now and i did a lot of things that were not really convenient
I don't know what else to do .

I want to find a lasting solution to my protruding belly

Pleases give me a aid to help dis.

No insults please
Go for an Abortion or pray for a mis-carriage
Politics › Re: Interior Minister Abba Moro Accused Of Gun-running, Arms Smuggling by jpphilips(m):
alaoeri: See the kind of ppl in GEJ administration na wah oh, where is BEAF? Is he on sabbatical leave?
he has metamorphosed to DEDEIKE or BILLYONAIRE.

As okupe was hired, beaf was fired.
Politics › Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by jpphilips(m): 2:01pm On Sep 11, 2012
kundul: Awards 4 d high n mighty in our society. Y is it dt dis awards r nt givimg 2 dos whom ve trully affected d lives of d masses or ordinary Nigerians dt r oustanding in there various feilds of endeavours. Am sick n tired of our govt recognizn d high n mighty of our society so dt smday dey pay back by secretly financially supportn there political intensions. God hope ur seeing our leaders again ba?
IG IBETO runs a company that employs Nigerians thereby putting food on their Table, some of his likes made the list too
Politics › Re: List Of Nigerians Shortlisted For National Honours by jpphilips(m): 1:56pm On Sep 11, 2012
chop chop!! Government, let the Anointing go round.

some people on that list are well deserved, congrats IG IBETO and IGP ABUBAKAR.
Travel › Re: FG Lifts Suspension On Dana Air by jpphilips(m): 12:19pm On Sep 11, 2012
Greatken007: Am disappointed at what i am hearing from most Nigerians here to be frank.What is an accident?An accident is any unwanted,unexpected and unplanned suden events that can result to injury,death,damage to equipment,properties and environment and most times slow down activities.so why didnt you people ask FG to close down those Bus transporters that involve in 1 accident or the other on a daily basis?Mind you Dana air-line has a good track record and air transport stil remain the safest in the world,even as i type and you offer me a free flight at Dana i doubt if i will accept for now sha because it is stil fresh on my memory bt let us stop criticising FG for every step they take pls..How many times do you hear of plane crash in Naija in a year come to the road accident with the total number of death.Let us try to be scientific in our arguement.
you should be forgiven;

A whistle blower came forth on channels alleging that the incident was a "SABOTAGE" not an "ACCIDENT". what reasonable inquiry presented that whistle blower as first witness?
NB please google the difference between those two words before you start quoting another Akara wrapper.

The brain box was recovered and sent abroad for analysis, did you hear anything about the recommendations and findings of the people who analyzed it?

you think it doesn't elude common sense that the public being the first hand victims of the accident do not deserve to know the truth? or perhaps because of course, money exchanged hands then no wahala?

before you compare planes and vehicles, your tiny brain should ask how many people has died 100 persons at a time in a vehicle accident?

what is the economic implications of losing a plane compared to a bus and accruing collateral damages? like people sleeping at home while a plane rams into them for eg.

what are the chances of survival in both scenarios if i may ask?

what are the caliber of people in a bus compared to that in a plane? i am not insinuating the "George orwell's" card but ask yourself; who drives a commercial bus? a secondary school drop out perhaps vs a trained commercial pilot? an assortment of talents and professionalism is the "Human content" they thought you in school.

as much as i forgave you for acting childish, the ability to think critically is something you lack,perhaps you might change when you grow up, who knows!!
Science/Technology › Re: Woman Gives Birth To Her Granddaughter by jpphilips(m): 6:47am On Sep 11, 2012
pls where is the Adult section on Nairaland?
Seun, ur site has gone to the Dogs
Career › Re: 21 Ways Rich People Think Differently From Ordinary People by jpphilips(m): 3:27pm On Sep 10, 2012
miredia: I mistook the disjointed words in the first phrase but later understood what he meant. wat can a man like me tell a billionaire like u.
u seriously believe that shyte is a billionaire?
Politics › Re: Dantata, Others Receive N25B SURE-P Payments by jpphilips(m): 2:39pm On Sep 10, 2012
billante: The Federal Government on Tuesday said it paid atotal of N25billion to contractors handling various projects under the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme fund (SURE-P) in various locations across the country.
The beneficiary contractors include, Dantata & Sawoe Construction Nigeria Limited, which is handling the Abuja-Abaji-Lokoja road (Abuja-Sheda Junction) and the 510 kilometre Kano-Maiduguri (Kano-Wudil-Shuarin) road dualisation scheme; and China Civil Engineering Construction Company (CCECC) for the railway projects on Idu-Kaduna and Jebba-Kano rail line rehabilitation.
The Programme’s Office in Abuja said other companies paid for the SURE-P projects in variousparts of the country include Reynold ConstructionCo. for work on East-West Road section 3 (Port Harcourt-Eket) and Benin-Ore-Shagamu section 1;Esser West Africa for the Eastern rail line projects from Port Harcourt-Makurdi; Niger Construction Limited for Enugu-Onitsha road dualisation; Costain West Africa for railway rehabilitation from Jebba-Kano; and Messr Gitto Construzioni for workon Abuja-Lokoja road.
The SURE-P office disclosed further that the Subsidy Reinvestment and Empowerment Programme Committee has approved the appointment of workers supporting the programme on Maternal and Child Health in some states.


http://premiumtimesng.com/business/99018-dantata-others-receive-n25billion-sure-p-payments.html
Dualization of Enugu onitsha road? that was a long time ago, the road is in a state of anomie no doubt, but repair could have been more acceptable.
BTW the late Gitto italian whose company is on death roll got this contract?

does it have anything to do with the church he built for the president? just thinking aloud

Phones › Re: Best Internet Plan For An Android Smartphone? by jpphilips(m): 11:30am On Sep 10, 2012
walcolm: this is such an ignorant comment. the network providers sell all sorts of phones. BBs are just a part of the devices they sell
All sorts of phone such ashuh??

when did they start selling all sorts of phones, give date?

why do you think the MTN BIS doesn't work on symbian, Iphones and droid?

seems you have not learnt to identify ignorance toad!!
Celebrities › Re: OBJ & Comedian BOVI In A Mock Boxing Match ( Pic) by jpphilips(m): 7:50pm On Sep 09, 2012
[quote author=Ricky_Ross]OBJ is corrupt no doubt, but I still think he did a good job during his time. He did wonders in Telecoms, banking etc.
OBJ should have been the best Nigerian president if not for his 3rd term agenda and the multi billion dollars he wasted on NEPA/IPP without anything to show for it.[/quote]jonathan is taking OBJ's NIPP glory if you dont know.
NYSC › Re: New Directive In Force On Posting Of Corpers by jpphilips(m): 4:19pm On Sep 09, 2012
benJAVA: After yrs of studies i see no reason y one should b force 2 serve.Wen will u be in control of ur life, instead of wasting n risk 1 yr of ur life again, ppl need 2 stop n think.
most peeps at the end of their service year, prayed for that one yr alawi to continue
Politics › Re: Police Defuse Bomb In Delta by jpphilips(m): 6:18pm On Sep 07, 2012
Litmus: The bombing will reach South and elsewhere in Nigeria if we don't deal with it in the North . Actually, the more people shout and threaten damnation and civil war, bloodshed and revenge killing, if the bombing reaches south, the more determined those people will be to bomb South, West or whatever it takes because anarchy is their agenda. African wars are very lucrative business and none so far in Africa will be more lucrative than civil strife in Nigeria. Then again, i suppose those who threaten revenge against other ethnic groups and members of a particular religious persuasion other than their own, know this and are in fact banking on it which is why they threaten revenge killing and shout about it the most.
Bombs are now more effective in settling squabbles, lol,
Politics › Re: Cynthia's BlackBerry Found With Port Harcourt-based Businessman by jpphilips(m): 6:12pm On Sep 07, 2012
Osrachingy: Thank God i ride okada...aw bout u wey no even get job con dey form familiarity for here...abi u tink say i no kno u nii...u dis Article Of No Comercial Value...and yes! Damn right i avnt handled such transactns..and if u av...send me 5 bags of garri..i dey for ma skul..FUTA..u kno exactly where to find me dere. Stewpid #MOFO
is this where Nairaland has degenerated to?
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Diagnosed With Ruptured Appendicitis by jpphilips(m): 5:39pm On Sep 07, 2012
luv2talk: Nigeria’s first lady is being treatedfor ruptured appendicitis in Germany.
Mum is the word at Aso Rock, seat of the Nigerian presidency, as state officials resort to silence in disclosing the health status of the First lady, Patience Jonathan, who is undergoing treatment at a German hospital.
Authoritative presidency sources, Tuesday, told PREMIUM TIMES that Mrs. Jonathan is receiving treatment for “ruptured appendicitis.” A source said the matter worsened because health officials erred in managing her illness and thought she had food poisoning.
Last night media aides to the first lady did not respond to a request by the Associated Press (AP) to comment on the situation. But a government official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, to the AP, held that the firstlady is being hospitalised for food poisoning.
According to the government official, Mrs. Jonathan fell sick about 10 days ago, after she hosted a summit of first ladies from across Africa.
Ayo Osinlu, the first lady’s spokesman, also did not respond to a request for comment on Tuesday.

SOURCE:
http://premiumtimesng.com/news/98991-patience-jonathan-diagnosed-with-ruptured-appendicitis.html
This disgrace is hosting other first ladies? Nigeria has suffered
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is 39th Largest Economy - FG by jpphilips(m): 9:01am On Sep 06, 2012
[quote author=Area_boy]from 41st to 39th isnt much of an achievement undecided[/quote]and the Nations that just left that Space for retardeen are either fighting wars or suffering A natural disaster,
this fresh air people are m0r0ns.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When Your Boss Refuses To Pay Your Salary? by jpphilips(m): 8:50am On Sep 06, 2012
STUNTS007: Its very easy to think and conclude as an employee. For one second put yourself in the shoes of an employer.Yeah he collected over a million naira from the company account, but that's not enough to conclude.The intricacies related to sole proprietorship implies that at some point in the life of a business, certain critical decisions will have to be taken that might affect the salaries and some other benefits.

The most important thing at such point is communication and trust. For those people advocating for stealing and police action, it depends on the boss as that action can backfire get the person in jail. Dialogue or holding your head high and walking away remains the best course of action.
you sound so naive, o yea!! the poor girl's efforts guarantees the boss of over 1m but the girl does not deserve her less than 15k salary abi?

an American who happens to be the country's chairman of a company visited Nigeria, during the board meeting, a young workshop attendant crashed the meeting to complain he has not been promoted for 4yrs.

the American first bemoaned him for not using the appropriate channels when he has already heard what he has to say and dismissed him.

the American asked the secretary to include that matter as the last agenda in the meeting, first, the American asked the workshop manager; are you in the picture of this mess?

the manager replied; u see, its not exactly as we say it, in this country, some factors are considered before such moves are made, one of them being who he is loyal to, the next position and where he comes from.

the American asked again; i don't see how this criteria translates to productivity, who made these new rules in my company without my knowledge?

manager replied; its not a rule per say, we are flexible on that though, its virtual not in black and white.

*oyibo gets angry*

American; do you know what my workshop is worth? the last time i checked, it is worth 3.7billion dollars with other liabilities, same reason i hired you at 4.5m annually to manage it and you let this slip?

how long will it take before this guy starts stealing from us?, do you think that your wickedness will blow his responsibilities away? for Gods sake he may have a family somewhere and you screw his income over and over at the expense of my business?
Mr xxxxxxx you are a thoughtless A.r.s.e.h.ole, i don't wanna see you anywhere near this premises again, hand over your car keys and other company's properties in your possession you dumb f*u/ck.

*oyibo still angry pushes the table away* *everybody takes off*

he echoes, meeting reconvenes in 30mins.

resolution; workshop supervisor to be promoted to workshop manager while the attendant is promoted to supervisor with employment letter back dated 4yrs ago, all arrears to be paid the next month.


@ stunt 007,

you know nothing about managing a business, believe me, if i was the girl in question, i would have liquidated that man a long time ago.
Family › Re: Getting Married Without A Job by jpphilips(m):
obviously, u have not discussed this with your husband.

The truth is: whether you are depending on him or not, someone has to be in charge, if your idea of independence is to be usurping his authority, then i dont see why ur move is commendable.

If I were ur hubby, since u desperately need a job, i will get u preggy, that will keep u busy for 9months after which u will apply as a nanny, of course i will be paying at market rate,

when the child is of school age, u will apply as an extra moral tutor, which of course i will be glad to be paying you at market rate.

If your idea of working is to be shaking ur a.r.s.e in the banking hall, looking for targets that even the MD cannot find, then it is my responsibility to stop you cold.

Many working guys i know have other buisnesses that equally support them, have you encouraged ur hubby to diversify? Is he earning extra cash by collecting kick backs from his contractors in his company? If so, why dont u encourage him to float one and use you as a front?

Does he have friends that travel abroad for importation? Instead of shopping abroad for ur wedding, you should encourage him to finance such trips so you get a lil exposure and at the same time do a survey.

When you say you are looking for a job, whose job are you looking for exactly?

Do you know how annoying it is to work for someone?

Do you knw dat some managers that have put in over 10yrs in their career report to duty as early as 7am? Else, one lousy small boy will show them the way out?

Be careful what you wish for. everything is not exactly as it seems.

Perhaps you used to brag to your friends that you will never depend on a man in ur life, lol

welcome to reality 101
Nairaland General › Re: Clifford Orji's Family Rejects Corpse by jpphilips(m): 3:20pm On Sep 05, 2012
freecocoa: Why them dey expect people to claim him dead before? No be nigeria again? Them fit even arrest person for knowing that bascard so i no too blame them.

I say feed his corpse to vultures jare.cheesy
donating him to a teaching hospital should be the right play, loads of medical students don't touch cadaver till they graduate
Travel › Re: Weirdest Ways To Identify A Nigerian Abroad by jpphilips(m): 7:51am On Sep 05, 2012
dozymars: DO YOU KNOW THAT NIGERIANS ARE THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH, NIGERIANS ARE ALSO ONE OF THE MOST HOSPITABLE PEOPLE.
SO WHY DID'NT YOU MENTION THAT.
STOP DUELING ON THE NEGATIVE ASPECT. APPRECIATE YOUR PEOPLE AND BE A GOOD AMBASSADOR.
please don't mind the evil spirited poropo, he forgot that Nigeria is the only country in the world that will withdraw its police from her citizens, to secure a foreigner whose country failed to make it on the map.

The only country whose citizens are jobless while ex convicts from other countries work without a permit.
Family › Re: Mother Of 5 Gives Birth To Quadruplets In Ibadan, Husband Flees by jpphilips(m): 8:39am On Sep 04, 2012
[quote author=Efemena_xy]You can't blame just the woman here Kobo. It takes two to tango, two to create a life. That man knew exactly what he was doing. They both did. Afterall, if a man doesn't want to have kids, there are preventive measures at his disposal too.

At the end of the day, I think illiteracy under the misconceived guise of cultural need to produce "heirs" was the driving force here.

On a lighter note, one does wonder, what does this man's son get to "inherit" from the father? Apart from his name?[/quote]run away boots
Family › Re: Mother Of 5 Gives Birth To Quadruplets In Ibadan, Husband Flees by jpphilips(m): 8:26am On Sep 04, 2012
'"But the doctor who did the ultrasound test encouraged me to pray to God for assistance instead of weeping. The man also told me that God, who put them there, will definitely take care of them. When I got home after the scan, I told my husband about it and he kept asking me 'where do I take the four babies to?'"


doctor be careful with your prophesy, was god the one humping up and down, day and night, soaked in sweat? another 8 pros.t!tutes in the making
Romance › Re: The Worst Statement You Ever Heard. by jpphilips(m): 12:35am On Sep 04, 2012
with his stethoscope hung conspiciously on his rear mirror,in a very sunny afternoon and slow traffic. a young doctor beckoned on a lady to join him for a ride, excerpts;

DOC; pretty, come and join me i will drop you off, today's sun is not friendly.

BEB; ignores continues ''cat trekking''

DOC; ''thank you'' could have been appropriate even if u dont want the ride, i dont get such favors myself.

BEB: abeg free me

DOC; sorry oo i didnt notice the bow leg no wonder you want to trek from here reach mile 4.

BEB; e concern u?

DOC; with ur face like peter rufai, add sun join am, na cancer be that oo (beb has serious pimples)


BEB; na ur papa be peter rufai, useless doctor, u wan do abortion for traffic

doc laugh jam traffic warden.
Politics › Re: How Is Electricity Supply In Your Area? by jpphilips(m): 9:24pm On Sep 03, 2012
taharqa: My frnd which part of Asaba you dey? cos for my side as I said previously, it has improved from less than 6hrs daily to bw 10-14 hrs a day(Obi's Palace Area)
if the obi's palace area graduated from less than 6hrs to 10hrs, then there is wahala for common man.
Politics › Re: Why Barth Nnaji Resigned: Conflict Of Interest by jpphilips(m): 1:19pm On Sep 03, 2012
Bekeson: Nnaji or nt Nnaji, bids or nt bids all we need is steady ligth and employment. I read power engineering nd since my graduation i hv nt heared dt PHCN is recruiting. I am confusd on hw de employ drs. So i don't knw y u ppl ll leav what to say nd be saying out of point.
what is your experience level?

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