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Family / Re: Lady Justifies Why Her Dad Is Married To 6 Wives, Says He Is Too Cute (Photos) by JubalTheophilus: 7:03am On Oct 03, 2017
Your other step mother's never tie your destiny or slap you with juju.
Politics / Re: Bala Baiko Dumps APC For PDP, Claims Atiku Will Soon Do Same by JubalTheophilus: 2:31am On Sep 25, 2017
AMvanquish:
They are all d same. Same sh*t, different toilet.
shame shit different toilet oh?
Nairaland / General / Re: A Cobra Killed Near My Pen House (photo) by JubalTheophilus: 8:58pm On Sep 11, 2017
A mosquito that has been singing in my ear has be killed.
Celebrities / Re: Lawrence Abrokwah Used Acid To Defend Self Against Afia Schwarzenegger- Lawyer by JubalTheophilus: 1:54am On Sep 09, 2017
AlwaysUltraPad:
what are you saying?
This person is stupid
Celebrities / Re: Lawrence Abrokwah Used Acid To Defend Self Against Afia Schwarzenegger- Lawyer by JubalTheophilus: 1:50am On Sep 09, 2017
dhope001:
Acid is an offensive substance not a defensive substance.When is not common thing like water, without working with battery company? Say No To Legal Lies
you no get sense oh! you leave the cheating wife dey talk the acid defending husband.

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Politics / Re: The Tanko Yakassai Interview On Channels TV Everyone Is Talking About (Video) by JubalTheophilus: 1:24am On Sep 09, 2017
SuperS1Panther:
This Tanko Yankassai Goat is nothing but a useless scalawag!!!! At his age he has a family of 83 and the useless man that is contributing nothing positive to the country with his big for nothing family size is spewing rubbish. Whoever calls this thing father or grandpa is a lunatic too.

Does he think Yorubas have the blood of murderous and blood thirsty Uthman Dan Fodio in them. Our Yorubaness trascends all religions first. Religion is secondary whil our brotherhod and family ties are primary.

There is no Yoruba family without a Christian or Muslim and even traditional worshippers. Funny enough, we all eat Sallah meat and christmas chickens together. That is humanity and love at their best and not slaughtering people like at the slightest provocation an din the name of religion like the useless old man and his demented people. Even the part of the world where those Abrahamic religion came from has and can never achieve that level of tolerance and love. We are a shining example to all religions in the world by showing our religion can be a source of strength rather than of disunity and rancor.

It is not your fault. It is the fault of the brainwashed slavish Hausa that cannot chase feudal ursupers calling themselves Fulanis like the useless old man back to wherever they brought their blood thirsty demons from.

Only God knows when the Hausa slaves they are lording it over will rise up against them. Fulanis are the only Emirs, they are the ones that hold political position while they nly ue the Hausas for population size. SMH. Whoever is the progenitor of he Huasas will be sad at how slavish his people have become to the Ursurpers of the land his betrothed to his descendants.

In fact Tanko Yakassai e no go beta for you and your household!!!!!! In your life time, you will keep burying your descendants until there will not be any to bury you. Useless man that will be burn in the hottest part of hell.

enjoy your one Nigeria !

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Politics / Re: The Tanko Yakassai Interview On Channels TV Everyone Is Talking About (Video) by JubalTheophilus: 1:23am On Sep 09, 2017
The yorubas will always be slaves to the hausa/fulani's. They'll continue to be used and discarded just like they did PaAwo, MKO and the likes of them.

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Politics / Re: Agharase Arase Handsover To Asma idris by JubalTheophilus: 12:51am On Jul 01, 2016
eleojo23:

Arase's kids should also come and hand over to Idris' children as the new Police Children's Association leaders.
Their house girls should also hand over . Idiots. Rubbish
Celebrities / Re: Lady Blasts Olori Wuraola And Freeze Over Gender Equality In Open Letter by JubalTheophilus: 1:42pm On Jun 19, 2016
crazymommy:
The "marriage" example is the reason why gender equality is not going to work in reality,ask me why.....the answer is the "hypocrisy" going on...the same lady that want equality in the marriage will suddenly lower her voice when it comes to issue of finance in the marriage...you start hearing "but you are the man of the house na.." Is that not hypocritical hypocrisy??when it turns to issue of money you suddenly remember he is the man..when you guys go on date you expect him to pay the bills most of the time because subconsciously you feel he is the man......in some house some of we women are even trying by contributing 40% money to the marriage,ask her to switch roles and start paying 50% while her husband pays 50%you will hear "is he not the father of the house"she will start screaming why should she pay the same with him..are you not the one that wants equality??or you think equality should be done only when it favours you??....I have said this before and I will repeat it again.."Gender equality is not our issue,the major issue is Lack of RESPECT for each other whether man or woman...if your man respects you he will not treat you less because you are a woman,he will not look down on you because you are a woman...the same way your boss will not treat you badly because you are a woman.....by the way during the PDP presidential primaries that brought GEJ in,there was a woman among those contesting,guess what?she did not get up to five votes despite having a lot of women in the party...the women were voting for the men there because there is no trust even among each other..even some women don't love and respect each other...Change should begin with us..
abeg oh! Hope its not APC change. U made sense still.
Career / Re: Meet The Banker Who Turned To Puff Puff Seller In Lagos by JubalTheophilus: 9:59am On May 26, 2016
hyperflex:
Girls r leaving one one comment, one letter, one phrase. Which means they don't give a shit bout no puff puff seller when they r looking for rich men. Lol. If we all took our validations from women. Some wld be mad or dead. Anyways am happy the man is happy. Bank jobs tho. Bleep u up when u think u actually have a life.
As much as I have done a lot of degrading jobs, its no fun when u leave in a society that worships 419ners, politicians and ritualist. A society that celebrates ill gotten wealth. A society that judges u by what u do and not who u are. A society were women rather stay single than touch a broke nigger. A society that loves lies over truth. We all want to be appreciated, respected so we choose flashy ways and bombastic titles. My days of staying true is over. "Fake it till u make it". So when the girls drop 1 or no comment its the society we live. Decayed !

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Career / Re: Meet The Banker Who Turned To Puff Puff Seller In Lagos by JubalTheophilus: 9:52am On May 26, 2016
PissedOffWeed:
cool Bravo! He is a real man!.....
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Seriously, I don't see the reason why most youths should be complaining of being unemployed....yea we want fat monthly pay but seriously.....white collar jobs aren't the only way...in fact f*ck white collar jobs if you can't get one.....just be good, better and best in whatever legal stuff you do and gbam! Nigga you go blow!
sun never hammer ur head b4. Make u go sell pure water 4 Oshodi make agbero slap ur face. Don't tell others to do what u've never ventured into b4
Celebrities / Re: Uju Stella Who Is "Pregnant For Burna Boy" In New Photos by JubalTheophilus: 5:30pm On May 14, 2016
Another Kadashian wana be baby mama. I wldnt want someone like this to even be my baby mama.Another Kadashian wana be baby mama. I wldnt want someone like this to even be my baby mama.Another Kadashian wana be baby mama. I wldnt want someone like this to even be my baby mama.

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Religion / Re: Can You Be A Christian And Not Go To Church? by JubalTheophilus: 12:18pm On May 08, 2016
The church has lost its value. The old church were christians gather was to encourage each other spiritually and provide for their physical needs. Everything was brought into the house of and distributed among the needy. The story of Acts 5:1-10 - Ananias and Sapphira showed us what the early church was like. Its not the same today. Seek 1st the kingdom of God everything that has to do with it.

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Celebrities / Re: Temmie Ovwasa, YBNL First Lady In New Hot Photos by JubalTheophilus: 11:42pm On May 04, 2016
I hope she will be dropping hits back to back !
Nairaland / General / Re: 21 Death-defying Photos That Will Make Your Heart Skip A Beat! by JubalTheophilus: 9:34am On Aug 13, 2014
Madness

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Celebrities / Re: Exclusive Interviews With Your Favorite Celebrities by JubalTheophilus: 11:47am On Dec 30, 2013
can I get an autograph ?

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Politics / Re: Why I Snubbed PDP Offer, By Edo Widow by JubalTheophilus: 4:02pm On Dec 05, 2013
Me i go collect the 2 oh . 2m plus 250K=m2.250K. Chai ! Hammer to by hummer. After all its our money.

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Romance / Re: Ugly Girls Have Better Guys, WHY? by JubalTheophilus: 10:48am On Nov 10, 2013
Harbosede02: wetin go happen if i talk am??no gurl is ugly i repeat,it only takes d ryt guy 2 c it..
if i slap u eh. Blood go commot 4 ur ear. Talk am again make i hear u.

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Politics / Re: Ken Saro Wiwa Was Executed Today By Hanging. Nov 10 Remembrance In D Niger Delta by JubalTheophilus: 10:36am On Nov 10, 2013
Ken Saro Wiwa "GOODMORNIN".
U r a man of no vision if not u wld have seen what Ojukwu saw and hidded to his warnin and advice. A lesson 4 the pple of Niger delta & Jonathan.i repeat, "Divide this country". On Aburi we stand.

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Politics / Re: Governors To Corpers - Create Jobs For Yourselves by JubalTheophilus: 5:25pm On Oct 11, 2013
braine:

Nothing is free in any other part of the world either•
but they have good roads,power,free healthcare 4 the old . Do u know how many business has failed cos of the errant power supply.
Car Talk / Re: FG To Phase Out Tokunbo Cars by JubalTheophilus: 10:54pm On Oct 03, 2013
Tyche: Good move ...

Haters gonna hate
pro-Jonathan . U na no get sense.
Car Talk / Re: FG To Phase Out Tokunbo Cars by JubalTheophilus: 10:52pm On Oct 03, 2013
mekaboy: The universities on strike will offer degree programs in course they know nothing about. Face other important issues first leave tokubo for now. No be light the factory go use produce the car?
u don talk my mind finish .
Politics / Re: Pictures Of His Friends Killed In Yobe College Of Agric. Attack by JubalTheophilus: 11:25am On Oct 01, 2013
SELENAqueensy: Awww... D first boy is so cute.. cry cry... Death how cud u b so cruel
the 1st is so cute so he shld live 4ever while the urgly guy deserves to die abi ?

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Politics / Re: Your Independence Messages For Nigeria by JubalTheophilus: 11:12am On Oct 01, 2013
djeezy: Nigerians don't give up, there's hope as long as we exist as a nation. There's always light at the end of the tunnel. Our problems may be multifarious but it is not insurmountable. HOPE! God bless Nigeria.
which tunnel. We don reach the end of the tunnel still we no see light. Jesus don come finish u dey wait 4 light. Well done.
Travel / Re: Nigeria Ineligible For US DV-2015 by JubalTheophilus: 4:52am On Sep 16, 2013
imperiouxx:

For life my brother. You won't like to wait till ocean can be set ablaze. Just forget about US for now, let those Nigerians in US waiting for their work permit and immigrant visa have breathing space.

Thanks for trying to apply for DV 2015.
hahahaha ! America don try 4 us seff.
Travel / Re: Nigeria Ineligible For US DV-2015 by JubalTheophilus: 4:50am On Sep 16, 2013
ighoosagie: officer, is it possible 2 travel 2 Canada with US passport frm MMA (nija) , I ve only en-route Canada by road frm new York n las Vegas. .

I wud lik 2 no if its possible n its requirement, Becos I Mayb touching d ground sometime next ya (as my ibo broda wud pronounce year )
Is it possible to use shaving power 4 power milk ?
Politics / Re: Northern Govs In Jonathan’s Camp Are Deceiving Him –shehu Sani by JubalTheophilus: 11:45am On Sep 15, 2013
Femolacaster: .
U forgot to include this: Pastors are buying private jets.
lies ! Lies ! Lies ! Every government even the Abacha government has contributed in its own minute way to put some infrastructure in place to hoodwink the pple. They give us N10 & embezzle N1 billion. Which light improve seef. Selfish Nigerians. because u don dey get light 4 2hours 4 ur area u think it d same everywere. Unemployment is on the rise,corruption on the increas. Infact waka !

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Politics / Re: Northern Govs In Jonathan’s Camp Are Deceiving Him –shehu Sani by JubalTheophilus: 11:35am On Sep 15, 2013
STUPENDOUS8888:

Are you some kind of stalker? We don't have APC in my state! Stop STALKING ME!!!

This is scary. I am never joining an online forum again. Tooooo many weirdos.
is he trying to say that Jonathan has made us more illiterates than the northerners have ? Lol

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Politics / Re: Northern Govs In Jonathan’s Camp Are Deceiving Him –shehu Sani by JubalTheophilus: 11:03am On Sep 15, 2013
MAY GOD BLESS U: u have said the whole truth & nothing but the truth. Those who have ears shld hear ooooooooh !

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