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Sports / Re: Onazi Ogenyi Praying At TB Joshua's Prayer Mountain by JUBILEE2000: 9:33pm On Jul 04, 2015
Am looking for Introvert
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 7 Things You Should Do While Waiting For That Dream Job by JUBILEE2000: 8:46pm On Jul 04, 2015
INTROVERT:
No 5 is key
you again?
Religion / Re: A Godly Seer/prophet by JUBILEE2000: 1:24pm On Jul 04, 2015
ryom:
Anyone know of a truly Godly christian seer/prophet in Nigeria? One that is genuinely born again, not some candle burning person. I will welcome useful suggestions please.

why do you need a seer when God can speak to you?
Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini: Forgotten In Nigeria, Remembered In Portugal (PHOTO) by JUBILEE2000: 11:00am On Jul 04, 2015
INTROVERT:
Rashidi cry cry. I remember that his celebration inside the goal post.


RIP.

Extrovert
Education / Re: Check Out This Hilarious Notice On Masturbation By University Of Massachusetts by JUBILEE2000: 5:01pm On Jul 03, 2015
4bobo:
AMERICA HAS LOST ITS GLORY OF GOD, ITS A MATTER OF TIME....NO THANKS TO OBAMA AND HIS WOLF IN SHEEP CLOTHING, ANTI CHIRST MENTALITY.
SOON THEY WILL LEGALIZE SOME AREAS FOR STUDENTS TO GO AND MASTURBATE.
its so pathetic d way things degenerated under Obama

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Politics / Re: Bloomberg - US Think Tank Calls Buhari "Baba Go Slow" by JUBILEE2000: 9:27pm On Jul 01, 2015
Kenai:
WONDERFUL ACHIEVEMENTS OF BUHARI SO FAR:

1. He showed us pictures of himself fastening his shoelace and stepping into his cow farm.

2. He showed us pictures of himself standing like a gateman and waiting for David Cameron in London.

3. He showed us pictures of himself sitting next to Obama at the G7 Summit, wearing headphones and secretly listening to "Baa Turenchi".

4. He showed pictures of himself alighting a golf cart and shaking hands with a man at the G7 summit.

5. He invited pro-Lawan senators to the ICC for a bowl of gworo while national assembly elections were in session.

6. He showed us pictures of himself and his son at his cow farm while Boko Haram was slitting the throats of his citizens in Maiduguri.

7. The same day suicide bombers were detonating at Maiduguri markets, Buhari was receiving a chieftancy title in Daura.

8. He ordered the construction of a helipad in his hometown of Daura. His very FIRST capital project as president.

9. He granted independence to the Republic of West Germany and elected Michelle (from Destiny's Child) as the president.

10. He showed us pictures of himself breaking his Ramadan fast at Aso Rock, holding a microphone at his 10-seater dining table.

Wonderful!
Chai Buhari! cool

mehnn...u wickedoooo na president be dat.oo

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Family / Re: A Nigerian Man Got Married To His Indian Girlfriend ( Pix Galleries) by JUBILEE2000: 7:56am On Jul 01, 2015
donholy28:
I hope she paid his groomprice

mehnn u wickedoooo which one b groom price again?
Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly Approves Another 20billion Naira Loan For Wike by JUBILEE2000: 6:14pm On Jun 30, 2015
INTROVERT:
Okay. He has borrowed money.

they beat u to the first spot this time around
Politics / Re: FG Appoints Ladan, Director Of DPR by JUBILEE2000: 7:36pm On Jun 29, 2015
INTROVERT:
Ok

Another northern appointment...

grin grin grin grin grin

this girl is something else
Politics / Re: Pay Your Workers Now, Buhari Orders Governors by JUBILEE2000: 4:05pm On Jun 29, 2015
barcanista:
Is buhari the President of Nigeria? has Nigeria lost her independence to the G7? Is Buhari the G7 Representative in-charge of Nigeria? What doe he mean by the emboldened? As in the G7 are now uncle sam to fix infrastructures in Nigeria?

Now I see why Buhari is yet to appoint a minister. He's the G7 Minister in-charge of Nigeria Ministry and not the President.

I share ur sentiment on this issue bro. I just hope this help he is soliciting for from G-7 does not backfire
Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Hamidu Ali As His Chief-Of-Staff - Sahara Reporters by JUBILEE2000: 3:47pm On Jun 29, 2015
Pope22:


Please no offence, are u a moderator on nairaland or are u a jambite waiting for putme or a graduate dat just finished her NYSC and waiting for job? I asked cus u are always among the first 10 to comment on any topic that hits the front page. Early morning, late morning, early noon, late noon, early evening, late evening and late mid-nite, u are around. If u are working, I wil like such work o! I love u sha!

Because she is "Introvert" her major companion is Nairaland
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma And Korede Bello Performing On Altar Of Church [PICS] by JUBILEE2000: 8:29pm On Jun 28, 2015
Ajgal10:
Most people that criticise certain Artist for perfoming in church are Just Religious or overly spiritual.The world Already Has troubles,People are tired of Hearing God will punish,God will Destroy,and Someone is giving You a Song of Hope like Bob Marleys "One Love" and now its Korede Bello's Godwin.It's a way of taking people out of the Usual,and Amazingly most of this secular Artists have their foundations from the Church before hitting the Street.So for the Critics Let God fight for himself ok....

if u are Spirit filled u just can't sing any of such music neither will you be comfortable listening to them
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma And Korede Bello Performing On Altar Of Church [PICS] by JUBILEE2000: 8:17pm On Jun 28, 2015
INTROVERT:
This korede fine sha kiss

pls how do u do it? U are almost in every tread n in most cases first to comment. U dey try shaa
Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor's Mother And Brother Apologizes To Him by JUBILEE2000: 4:23pm On Jun 28, 2015
Emmanuel Adebayo should be very careful now. Something tells me there is more to these apologies than meets the eye. He can always assist them but from a distance.

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Properties / Re: Legal Rights Of A Rent Tenants And Some Unlawful Acts Often Done By Landlords by JUBILEE2000: 1:49pm On Jun 28, 2015
INTROVERT:
Quite enlightening.

I have a problem with the 6months quit notice for 1 year payers.

u should win an award as the most active Nairalander of the year
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Over 100 Unemployed Youths Atthe National Assembly In Search Of Employment by JUBILEE2000: 4:54pm On Jun 23, 2015
I doubt this story. U don't gain access to the complex if u don't have a legitimate business there
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Last-minute Appointments Tear Civil Service Apart by JUBILEE2000: 9:00am On Jun 22, 2015
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Politics / Re: How Crude Oil Swaps, OPAS Stalled NNPC Refinery Operations by JUBILEE2000: 7:33pm On Jun 21, 2015
barcanista:
People are just making noise. It was the same Jonathan that ordered for the probe of Swap/OPAs. It was the same allison that wrote EFCC to institute the probe. We are yet to see Buhari's input. If anything comes out of the probe, we shall know who the perpetrators are. APC cannot use propaganda to shout when GEJ was determined to purge NNPC.

The voice of Jacob but the hand of Esau
Properties / Re: Mansion In The Village And Rented Apartment In Town. by JUBILEE2000: 7:46pm On Jun 20, 2015
edwife:
For me i think you need to build in your village because you will definetely return when you are old.City life is not ideal in old age,the noise,crowd,mosquitos and many more...

When you have a mansion in the village,you will enjoy it when you retire and your kids come home every Christmas with their kids-very fun and peaceful.

Check yourself why you don't go back to your village,nothing great like NATURE.




hmmmn....it depends on the village u come from. Some villages na no go area..oo
Sports / Re: NFF Goes For Foreign Coaches by JUBILEE2000: 7:40pm On Jun 20, 2015
klax:
The best news this year so far from NFF. Our coaches are bunch of clueless craps who can not make right decision at the right time in a game no technical know how and if you try to correct them they will feel too big to reason with you.

Pls Mr picknick or Pinnick or toothpick pls go and get better technical adviser all these ones called coaches here are dead in idea.

Keshi is the worst he is one of Nigeria coach that always rely on other nation national team ill luck for eagle to qualify for any tournament so clueless indeed and the most painful thing is in face of eagle loosing Keshi will sit like handicap in the bench having nice football time as if he is a spectator, no charisma, no swagger, no seriousness, no business like mood just dull.

Kai!! U funnyooo...no be only toothpick
Politics / Re: Buhari Arriving At The Waterkloof Airforce Base For AU Summit (photos) by JUBILEE2000: 6:59pm On Jun 13, 2015
Ezenwammadu:
l hope somebody has informed him that Mandela is dead and apartheid over before he goes on a long rant demanding the relase of mandela and the end of the apartheid regime

mehn!!!! u wickedoooo...pity am small naa..na president him be..oo
Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor Turns Preacher, Ministers In Churches? (photos) by JUBILEE2000: 9:12am On Jun 12, 2015
This is what church has been reduced to. O Lord heal ur church
Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor Turns Preacher, Ministers In Churches? (photos) by JUBILEE2000: 9:09am On Jun 12, 2015
Ladybluecash:
She is a woman of evrybdy nd woman of nobdy

Kai!!!! this got me laughing seriously..Nigerians are very creative

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Religion / Re: Queen Of England Invites Pastor J.T.Bandele To Special Event At Her Palace (Pic) by JUBILEE2000: 5:15pm On Jun 03, 2015
CAC? tot their women have a peculiar dress code n without make-ups? just asking shaa.
Business / Re: Businesses To Start With Small Money by JUBILEE2000: 3:59pm On Jun 02, 2015
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pls how does this work? can u give us details. Thanks
Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Flags Off Road Construction In Aba(pics) by JUBILEE2000: 5:10pm On Jun 01, 2015
Hope he will not be the governor of Aba alone but of Abia
Religion / Re: I Refuse To Believe That Only 'Christians' Are Saved by JUBILEE2000: 4:18pm On Jun 01, 2015
frosbel:
I believe that all God fearing and honourable people irrespective of religious orientation will be saved into the new kingdom.

The idiocy that only a select group of people are dear to God is akin to supremacist ideology and is counter-productive to the peaceful and loving coexistence between all men.

Christians have totally missed the point and keep condemning and judging other men to a so called hell when the truth is that God is not a Christian and knows of no such religion. God only knows and honours those who practice goodness , equity , fairness and love.

Those deluded ones who keep living like the devil and claim the blood of Jesus as a legal loophole will be in for a shocker.

I will rather be friends with a Muslim who loves his fellow man than a Christian who slanders, insults and humiliates others

Remember ; God sees the heart and not the 'mouth' !


Cornelius in Act 10 despite the credentials which was testified of him by the Holy Ghost, needed Jesus to be saved. No matter how "good" a man is, he needs faith in Christ Jesus to be saved for Jesus is the only way to the Father.

Shalom!!!!

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole's Baseless Diatribe Against Okonjo-Iweala by JUBILEE2000: 8:09pm On May 28, 2015
The writer should pls let us know how much accrued to the ECA between 2011 and 2014 during the oil boom.His defense to the issues raised by Oshimole lacks depth and not convincing
Politics / Re: Okonjo-iweala’s Hidden Figures By Governor Adams Oshiomhole by JUBILEE2000: 11:34am On May 28, 2015
These allegations are too weighty to be ignored. i expect Mrs Iweala to write a rejoinder on this and clear the air once and for all. If she fails to do so then Buhari should do the needful. This out-going Govt should be probed from the alpha to the omega in the administration. May God heal and restore our land!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Celebrates Being Celibate For Five Months (pics) by JUBILEE2000: 4:40pm On Apr 24, 2015
ChiSun27:
Just 5 months and she's celebrating....like say all those her vibrators no dey work again. Make she park well jare.

Mehn u get bad mouth..oooo
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Celebrates Being Celibate For Five Months (pics) by JUBILEE2000: 4:35pm On Apr 24, 2015
Basildvalour:
So, she has actually been nacked continuously until just 5 months ago

Now, who has/have the man/men been?

Bad guy!!!

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