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Religion / Re: If The Sexual Urge Is Too Strong & You Are Not Married, Just Do This by JUBILEE2000: 9:05pm On Jun 26, 2020
madridsta007:


Go to YouTube
Type: "Apostle Joshua Selman messages"
Listen to one of them. Anyone.
Jesus will wipe away that thought immediately.

"Are we together now?"

"Life is spiritual "

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Politics / Re: Oil Price Collapses To $11 Per Barrel Amid Covid-19 Pandemic by JUBILEE2000: 4:20pm On Apr 20, 2020
haywire07:
It's hightime Nigeria stopped international sales of oil in full capacity.
Let us channel ample amount of the oil to a reservoir and save up for a better day.
Cut deals with some African countries and use their reservoirs if ours is filled

When we save enough, the Government should declare our refineries ''out of service".
Luckily, Dangote refinery is near completion.

After this Covid -19 pandemic, we begin to sell from our reservoirs for the main time, while the refineries will be under renovation.

And also very importantly is the need to diversify.

Well said
Romance / Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by JUBILEE2000: 9:51pm On Apr 14, 2020
Descorts:
thanks for the mature response.. she just texted me now telling me we are still together and she just want to use the opportunity pay him back coin for coin and wreck him . Can you imagine? If she come back she don enter be that

If your comment about the text she sent is true, i will advise you my dear brother to run for your life. That girl is a witch!!!
Romance / Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by JUBILEE2000: 8:19pm On Apr 09, 2020
tyup:
Reading some few lines i knew the whole message would be senseless n really when that guy said 9ja babes in Canada 're less attractive n not good looking dang i now believe

mehnn Op wor wor ehn Tuueh

Besides only a lonely lady would have such time to reply breaking in messages just like you've done
sad

Mehn u are wicked!! See lashing

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Family / Re: COVID-19 Lockdown: Side Chicks & Side Guys, How Have You Been Coping? by JUBILEE2000: 3:26pm On Apr 01, 2020
Fobeezy:
It’s been good and bad.

Bad because of the obvious sexual starvation, but asides that it’s been generally good.

My three girlfriends are with their husbands and families, so naturally they cannot give me as much attention.

One has not been able to contact me since the lockdown was announced on Sunday.

The second tried chatting me up yesterday but couldn’t keep up.

The third can chat but cannot do our normal nude video calls. angry


Other than that, I’m good. I’ve smoked less. Drunk less. Slept more. Read more and intend to read even more and sharpen my mind for the necessary hustle post-lockdown.

I’m also scared of chatting any neighborhood girls because demand for them would be high in these times and I can’t vouch for which of them will be Coro-free. I also don’t masturbate, so I expect to have severely congealed spermatozoa after this isolation period ends.

God help the first girlfriend that visits me after quarantine. The husband might need to carry out a DNA test after she delivers

My advice to you is to stay away from people's wives. There are some men whose wives you touch, u will be doomed for life. May God help you

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Romance / Re: "I Was With Him Through Thick And Thin" by JUBILEE2000: 6:58pm On Dec 21, 2019
Davash222:
When they’re done Hoeing, they turn to feminists and start to sell Bags, Wigs and Weavon on WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook. That’s their meaning of empowerment and Independent.
men are getting wiser now, Una go hear am!

��� hahahahahaha. Mehn u are wicked!!!
Religion / Re: Paul Enenche's Testimony: Wale Gates Reacts by JUBILEE2000: 3:40am On Oct 26, 2019
Endtimebro:
Unbelievers will doubt even the testimonies of Jesus' miracle save for the fact that evidences abound.
Is it possible for someone to walk on water?
Can five loaves of bread and few fishes feed thousands with left over?
Stephen was also teleported after talking with the Ethiopian eunuch.
I can go on and on.
So you see u cannot use your human brain to reason out how miracle work. It beats ur logic and reasoning. My guy miracle still happen even in our days. But how the devil had turn the heart of men to mock at the works of God

I think it was Philip that was teleported not Stephen.

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Investment Ads / Re: d by JUBILEE2000: 2:05pm On Sep 14, 2019
floval:
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Chat me up on 08077291536
Sports / Re: You Are Offending The Shirt - Maradona Slams Argentina After Beaten By Colombia by JUBILEE2000: 1:44pm On Jun 17, 2019
Carlyboi:
That Argentine is shitty abeg it’s hightime they start naturalising players especially black players the team has dearth of quality players I don’t know if anyone has observed that it’s only this Argentine folks that don’t have any naturally dark people/players among them check from Brazil to Peru to Colombia Ecuador Venezuela Uruguay Chile to Paraguay I don’t know any Argentine player from past to present as darks a Fernandinho or willian or ze Roberto or Carrillo or Jackson Martinez and Yerry Mina or Antonio Valencia or Carrillo of Peru...Add Neymar C.Ronaldo and mbappe to this Argentine team they still won’t be shiiiit

History has it that at a point in the history of Argentina, all the blacks in the country were all annihilated to prevent the preservation of the black race in the country. U can Google the history of the black race in Argentina for more info

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Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by JUBILEE2000: 3:53pm On May 31, 2019
Ebalu953:


You have to keep checking till you get an available date. It happens at times

Ok thanks.
Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by JUBILEE2000: 8:13am On May 31, 2019
JUBILEE2000:
Good day house. Please I submitted my online application for B1B2 Visa renewal . I have been trying to book an appointment for interview in Abuja but I keep getting the message "no available date for interview". Please what could be the problem? Has anyone experienced this? Please I need your inputs.

Thank you.

Please can somebody help me out with any info on this
Travel / Re: U.S. Non-immigrant Visas: We're Listening Pt. 3 by JUBILEE2000: 5:51pm On May 30, 2019
Dear USMissionNGA,

I submitted my online visa renewal application for BIB2 category. I have been trying to schedule an appointment for interview in Abuja but I keep getting the message "no available appointment dates". Please what does this mean? Is this message normal or was there anything I did wrong? This has been on for over a week now. Please your clarification will be highly appreciated. Thank you.
Travel / Re: USA Visit Visa Part 4 by JUBILEE2000: 3:40pm On May 30, 2019
Good day house. Please I submitted my online application for B1B2 Visa renewal . I have been trying to book an appointment for interview in Abuja but I keep getting the message "no available date for interview". Please what could be the problem? Has anyone experienced this? Please I need your inputs.

Thank you.
Politics / Re: Ihedioha Renovates Dan Anyiam Stadium Ahead Of May 29 Handover Inauguration by JUBILEE2000: 5:44pm On May 19, 2019
JubrinElSudan:
He will refund himself later

With interest sef
Politics / Re: Emeka Ihedioha Arrives London For Grand Reception Organised For Him. Photos by JUBILEE2000: 9:41am On Apr 15, 2019
Gossiplover:
His Excellency the Imo State Governor Elect, Rt. Hon. Emeka Ihedioha, arrives Dukes Aldridge Academy, Turlock Road, Tottenham London, for the grand reception organized in his honor by Imo State Union UK.


Am not a fan of Okorocha but Imo people have not gotten it right yet. This guy will be worse than Okorocha.

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Celebrities / Re: Bricks Manuel: 'Most Beautiful Girls Are Walking Corpses Because Of Yahoo Boys" by JUBILEE2000: 3:07pm On Jan 04, 2019
justbusy:
Jesus Resurrection and Prayer Ministry int'l. Hope estate, along Ago palace way. I'm not just begging you to come and see things: I'm beseeching you to come. God starts working when every other means have failed!

Thanks brother. Do you have a branch in Abuja? I don't stay in Lagos
Celebrities / Re: Bricks Manuel: 'Most Beautiful Girls Are Walking Corpses Because Of Yahoo Boys" by JUBILEE2000: 12:41am On Jan 04, 2019
justbusy:
Not for now! My prophet is a powerful man of God. When it came to church healing, miracles and anointing, I used to be sceptical! Until I was cajoled to attend their prophetic service: I was dumb-founded by what I saw! Victoria, why is it that over 89% of girls are demon-possessed?

What is the name of the church n location?
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by JUBILEE2000: 2:54pm On Nov 17, 2018
mexzony:
Gebot Rohr is Not tactically Sound i will continue to say it Till tomorrw

I agree with u
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by JUBILEE2000: 2:52pm On Nov 17, 2018
MT:
You cant have 2 massive flops and expect result - iheanacho and omeruo. Even if they score 100 goals today, they are still unfit to wear that jersey. I really had great expectations on iheanacho especially. What has happened to the guy?....sad

He allowed "success" get into his head.

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Religion / Re: Sharon Oyakhilome: Phillip Frimpong & I Never Had Sex Before Marriage by JUBILEE2000: 10:49am On Oct 10, 2018
Nonstoprain:
yes I did, she said she just want to see my face at first, letter she came up with another one saying is her son that wants to see me, but the one that really shocked me is her calling me this morning by 4.30am to tell me that she just want to hear my voice, which after she asked me to promise her that I will come today, even as I am typing, she is we till calling, I am really confused I don't know what to do

Pls don't sell ur birthright bc of a plate of porridge.
Sleeping with another man's wife is an abomination b4 the Living God. Ask Abraham and Abimalech

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Barack Obama Is Greatest President Of Our Lifetime - Many Americans Say by JUBILEE2000: 12:56pm On Jul 12, 2018
joeace2020:
True. A president with empathy and desire for world peace. Only the ignorant religious blacks think otherwise because of his stance on same sex marriage. Everything religion clouds our sense of reasoning and automatically pricks our fragile egos

Really? What about the war in Libya and Arab springs?
Sports / Re: Super Eagles' Customized Russian 2018 Locker Room by JUBILEE2000: 3:38pm On Jun 13, 2018
Unfortunately this is going to be the worst outing Nigeria will be making since qualifying for the world cup in 1994.
Religion / Re: BBC Visits RCCG Redemption Camp (Photos) by JUBILEE2000: 8:39pm On May 15, 2018
stifej:
There is RCCG is Pakistan, In Pakistan it has a presence in Lahore, Kasur, Sahiwal, Mureed Ke, Mian Chanu

How many native Pakistanis have been converted by the presence of RCCG there? If u check it's only Nigerians who relocated to Pakistan you will find there
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Storms Abuja For Partners, Sons & Daughters Night by JUBILEE2000: 11:39am On May 13, 2018
Houseofglam7:
I hope they did their rehearsals properly

LMAOOOOO
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye: Those Attacking Me On Internet Would Be Sent Out Of This Country by JUBILEE2000: 11:23am On May 13, 2018
[quote author=DonCandido post=67519541]I attacked you!

I am attacking you now!

P.S I prefer Canadian or Australian visa.


Thanks in advance. [/quot

Lolz ...this cracked me up seriously. Chai!! Laughing like craze here
Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Looking At Orji Uzor Kalu: Caption Photo by JUBILEE2000: 8:36am On May 12, 2018
ednut1:
2023 its either OUK or Okoro

None of them will be politically relevant in 2023
Religion / Re: Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor: "Eat Your Tithe And Die Quick" by JUBILEE2000: 2:46pm On May 06, 2018
brodalokie:


You think you're equal with the office of Jesus or the apostles now?
I'm not sorry for you at all...

Are u a beneficiary of the fraudulent doctrine of tithing in Christianity?

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Religion / Re: Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor: "Eat Your Tithe And Die Quick" by JUBILEE2000: 2:42pm On May 06, 2018
engrjacuzzi:
some churches have made it a tradition of not helping or supporting a member during and after wedding once the member isn't a tithe payer.

Such places are not churches but cults

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