₦airaland Forum

Ladybluecash:
She is a woman of evrybdy nd woman of nobdy

Kai!!!! this got me laughing seriously..Nigerians are very creative

CAC? tot their women have a peculiar dress code n without make-ups? just asking shaa.

walengse:
Partner with AIM GLOBAL and start making residual in come for your self both online and off line

pls how does this work? can u give us details. Thanks

Hope he will not be the governor of Aba alone but of Abia

frosbel:
I believe that all God fearing and honourable people irrespective of religious orientation will be saved into the new kingdom.

The idiocy that only a select group of people are dear to God is akin to supremacist ideology and is counter-productive to the peaceful and loving coexistence between all men.

Christians have totally missed the point and keep condemning and judging other men to a so called hell when the truth is that God is not a Christian and knows of no such religion. God only knows and honours those who practice goodness , equity , fairness and love.

Those deluded ones who keep living like the devil and claim the blood of Jesus as a legal loophole will be in for a shocker.

I will rather be friends with a Muslim who loves his fellow man than a Christian who slanders, insults and humiliates others

Remember ; God sees the heart and not the 'mouth' !

Cornelius in Act 10 despite the credentials which was testified of him by the Holy Ghost, needed Jesus to be saved. No matter how "good" a man is, he needs faith in Christ Jesus to be saved for Jesus is the only way to the Father.

Shalom!!!!

The writer should pls let us know how much accrued to the ECA between 2011 and 2014 during the oil boom.His defense to the issues raised by Oshimole lacks depth and not convincing

These allegations are too weighty to be ignored. i expect Mrs Iweala to write a rejoinder on this and clear the air once and for all. If she fails to do so then Buhari should do the needful. This out-going Govt should be probed from the alpha to the omega in the administration. May God heal and restore our land!!!

ChiSun27:
Just 5 months and she's celebrating....like say all those her vibrators no dey work again. Make she park well jare.

Mehn u get bad mouth..oooo

Basildvalour:
So, she has actually been nacked continuously until just 5 months ago

Now, who has/have the man/men been?

Bad guy!!!

MzJackBaueress:
hahahahahahahaha!!!

Wetin Jona do u?

gistmelove:
Hmmmm @op mine na real long story ooo..

Oya make i start..
Na one tuff exam we dey rty that day..
Engr math 3, boizz don carry expo full for pocket.. Unto say dem don inform us say the question don links.. Na em we reach exam hall.. U cant believe wetin happen.. Single question no dy the expo we we carry enter...

Jus guess wetin boiz do.. Na em we prepare our own question and write the expo wey we carry come exam hall, the examiner come near me:.. Check my ans booklet and ask.. Guy wey do u see dis ur own question.. I told him simply i prepared it on my own @least na still engr math question now.. Come see laugh for inside hall...

Thank God d leacturer free us... @least e gv us 1 for the course...


May Almighty God forgive us oooo

kai!!!! this is one of the funniest post i ve read on Nairaland....I don laf so tey tears dey commot for my eyes

point of correctio: Owerri people do not speak Ibeku. Only IBEKU people in Umuahia North LGA of Abia State speak Ibeku dialect

Kizyte:
Visit hotels and restaurants and discuss with their management on the supply of food items. If you're given the opportunity, then you'll make a good profit out of it cos it's gonna be a constant supply with a constant profit.

Better still, if you have bigger capital, get registered and start importing oil from Qatar. But note that the profit might turn your head cos it's gonna be Millions of Dollar profit.

What kind of oil will you import that Nigeria doesnt have? Pls if dont mind i will like u to shed more light on this...tnx

makzeze:
The earlier the better. That state Minister of a thing dont add any value. Just a waste of state resources.

Job for the "boys". They have to settle the boys one way or the other

DickDastardly:
BOLA TINUBU ...... FINANCE MINISTER

only if he can declare his assets

The US should have learnt by now that the destiny of Nigeria is in God's hands. Our God dissappoints the devices of the crafty so that their hands do not perform their enterprise

Rawani:
The writer obviously didn't want the list to be strictly a PDP affair so he had to smuggle in the name of the Campaign Director of possibly the most successful, innovative and paradigm-shifting presidential campaign in African history, one which brought down Africa's largest party and midwifed the first-time-ever defeat of an incumbent President. In my book, a man in line to be appointed either [b]SGF Or Minister of Petroleum [/b]after achieving all these is nothing but a winner.

Amechi may not get any of the bolded posts above. GMB has something up his sleeves

barcanista:
oga you don't just wake up to cut down or increase the pump price of pms. This has to do with increasing or decreasing the % of government for the subsidy(as the case may be). In the petroleum sector, we have the problem of cabals that import the product and charges the government. These cabals work in tandem with civil servants and other public servants that are in their payroll to ensure that they get their way. If government is to cut the pump price, it means it has to increase %earnings of the cabals to make up for the citizens. Now considering the fall in global oil price and how it affected our revenue, and the effect it will have on our relative scarce resources, do you think increament in the subsidy is feasible?

The only solution is total removal BUT you have to put paliatives in place to reduce the resultant pains(whicj will be temporary) and then build refineries to be run by private firms or jointly wt government(considering how we poorly manage our own). The problem here is that the same cabals will do all within their powers to sabotage the effort to build refineries. Also, the public income may not be able to service it, the option left will be loan-which comes with its resultant effect. What happens "if" the money is mismanaged or diverted?

Importantly, how feasible will this be considering the numerous "unrealistic" social programs/proposals of the Buhari incoming administration?

The cabals you are talking about are not faceless. no group of persons no matter how powerful will hold this country to ransom anymore!!!!

hucienda:
President Jonathan has indeed set a precedent for politicians across the divide not only in Nigeria but in Africa as well.

Congratulations El-Rufai. Great Sportsmanship Yero.

Don't forget that Dr. Fayemi of Ekiti state did same before Jonathan

Adefaze:
quoted wike speech on LIVE television

In a sane society people like Wike have no business aspiring for positions of responsibilty. i can't believe somebody who wants to govern a state will make such statement.Am sure if Wike were in Jonathan's shoes he would have acted otherwise and this country would probably have been at war. let it be known that it is only God who dethrones and enthrones kings....

searay:
My personal letter to the Oba of Lagos. Dear Oba i can assure you that the igbos are ready for their self defence and survival at any time. I can also assure you that no igbo man will ever get drowned in the lagoon because another igbo man will be selling life jackets there. And ofcourse if its too costly ,i trust my ijaw brothers to be on standby with free rescue things. Infact i trust our prayers that we are ready to do moses things,and the lagoon will dry like desert after Jimi is declared winner. Lastly, we hereby adopt Mr Jimi Agbaje and as a result he is now JIMINWA AGBAJEZE

Very creative!!!!!

Bulkfella:
Good day people of God,
I'm a guy of 26 years old and I love God. I attend a well renowned bible believing church. I was brought up in the way of the Lord, I'm even a church worker. The problem is I have been living a life of rising and falling initially it was masturbation it took me series of fastings and prayers before God delivered me, I never believed I could stop it, but miraculously He saved me from it. Now its immorality, I started off as patronizing Halot houses, now I'm into wooing ladies and inviting them to my house just for the purpose of sleeping with them, this negative trend is giving me cause for concern as regards my stand with God I need help and encouragement as well as a permanent solution to this problem. thank you.

@op , pls carry out spiritual mapping of your foundation. Who is your father? did he or does he manifest what you are going through now?
The answers to the above will guide you on how to pray. Be assured that Jesus is able to heal, save and deliver. If you have not been baptised in the Holy Ghost please earnestly pray for it.

Am telling you all thses because i was once worse than you but today d Lord has put a new song in mouth. Believe me, it will come to a point in your life when you will no longer have appetite for immorality.

May the Lord help and bless u.

RobinHez:
Brother, u still haven't answered me! Was the law given when Abraham paid his tithe? Remember Abraham was called the father of Faith (believing without seeing)

Abraham also made animal sacrifices n married more than one wife.Since you want to imitate what Abraham did go ahead and do all that.Look my dear, Abraham paid tithe out of d spoils of war n NOT from his wealth n he did that ONLY once!!!!! Why are we making a doctrine out of this? Why are choosing only the part of the law that deals with finances only? If you uphold the law of tithe, u should also stone the adulterer, ur wife who is menstruating must not go to church etc..please let's repent from this scam called tithe n preach the gospel!!!

Nigeria can only do well as a nation if we practice true federalism. We need to make the center less attractive hence nobody will lobby for political appointments. Again it's my vie we do away with godfatherism in Nigerian politics n get "rid" of certain "powerful" individuals for this country to move forward

Not when tax payers money is being looted by some greedy individuals n their cronies. Sacrifice my foot!!!!

Unfortunately, the oba fails to understand that you CANNOT intimidate an Igbo man. Dare an Igbo man at your own peril!!!

kaima1984:
good question, u are really on point

don't worry madam, that cannot happen anymore bc the Nigerian Army just told us they have"miraculously" found his certificate after GEJ lost the election.

Don't forget GEJ told the world in 2011 he was not going for a second term in office. A true hero would have stood by that promise no matter the pressure. The loss to GMB, the determination of Nigerians, the voting pattern could not be contested. Thank God he followed the path of honour.

The people they gave the contract to protect these pipelines are not doing the job they are paid for. Now that a group claims responsibility for the attacks, i expect the contractor to go after this group and deal with them if not the said contract has to be probed

suwailad:
who gives a damn!

Donald ekpo should take up highlife music as he is jobless
Because it is only in highlife music you can call
mysterious names that people don't even know

lolz.....u get bad mouth..oooo

oluwafemi113:
I need to share this information l got from a reliable source.
We should thank God for using Kofi Anan, General Abubakar and Thabo
Mbeki of South Africa to persuade Jonathan to concede defeat on time
& shut down hawks around him who would have Nigeria burn down instead of allowing Buhari to take over.
The gentlemen were at Hilton hotel and General Abubakar instructed
some one at the collating center to inform him when it is mathematically impossible for Jonathan to win. And so, the moment Delta state was announced the man called General Abubakar who swiftly moved to Aso Rock with the two other men, and they
persuaded Jonathan that since it was impossible for him to win now, he should please call Buhari to congratulate him for the sake of peace in Nigeria.
The moment Patience Jonathan heard that she started shouting that
Jonathan should not do it, that how can dey hand over to Almanjiri
people? At that point Kofi Anan begged her and Jonathan went on to call Buhari, and they quickly leaked it out to the Press.
lt was revealed that it was Patience Jonathan that sent Orubebe to
scatter the Collation Centre!
May God deliver us from bad spouses

Wow!!!! how true could this be pls?

If true, then God is really in control of the affairs of this great nation!!!