₦airaland Forum

Syphax:
OP,so you expect me to read that shit up posted?Why do some guys like studying girls like books?

I would rather read psalm 119 than read that stuff u posted!

lolz @ psalm119....Nairaland get xters no be small....chai laf wan kill me

cuteboy2:
For all practical purposes, even though the results are still being collated, I am deeply convinced that General Buhari will win this election by a very comfortable margin.

It is also my believe that President Jonathan will graciously concede defeat in a very mature and rancour free manner. He will not contest the results in court even though his acolytes and party men will stridently want him to. I believe, GEJ does not want to leave office looking like a sore loser.

Having said all these, it is safe to say that the 2015 Presidential Elections has been won and lost.

The elections are over!!!

What then will be the likely composition of General Buhari's cabinet? From keen observations of Buhari's campaign organisation, Buhari's utterances during the campaigns, and the actions and activities of various key actors in Gen Buhari's camp, I believe the following will either be in his cabinet or play key roles in his government.

It is obvious from Buhari's utterances during the campaigns that he will run a government whose policy direction and key economic decisions will be dictated by " a team". He kept harping on this.

The possible names are:

• Dr Kayode Fayemi (former governor of Ekiti State)
• Senator Olorunimbe Mamora (he vacated his senate seat for Remi Tinubu, Sen Tinubu's wife)
• Gov Raji Babatunde Fashola
• Abike Dabiri (former member House of Representatives)
• Baba Ahmed (former Ambassador, and former INEC Secretary)
• Gov Rotimi Amaechi
• Gov Rabiu Musa Kwankwanso (he is contesting a senatorial seat, but could likely accept a cabinet post)
• Prince Tonye Princewill (LP governorship candidate in Rivers State)
• Ben Akubueze (former MD NAL Merchant Bank, and Hon Commissioner for Economic Planning and Budget in Lagos State)
• Dr Adesina Akinwumi (Minister of Agriculture in Jonathan’s cabinet)
• Dr Chris Ngige (senator, and former governor of Anambra State)
• Oby Ezekwesili

Pat Utomi should also be on the list as the co-ordinating minister of the economy

ayo26:
I just thought about it lately. What would happen if Jega becomes EFCC chairman in Buhari's regime? Do you think he'd perform or not?

Jega is not a police officer...check the constitutional requirements for who becomes EFFC chairman

micbreezy7:
This party called "AA"should have just stayed as a blood group.....

Kai!! Nairaland Una no go kill person

Roland17:
That honestly would be the greatest torture he would suffer..lol, they were overtly confident about this elections, no one needs a soothsayer to predict what Nigerians want.

2015 is a mysterious and dribbling year ---Dr.D.K. Olukoya

BizBayo:
bro, its not like i don't know . I understand what u're saying. But the thing is the govt needs to put some things in place before doing such thing. But bet me bro, i understand what u're talking about.

ok bro..am glad u know

BizBayo:
Brother, na true u talk o. If this man should enter 1usd to 1ngr go sweet my belle. I remember an instance once told me by one elderly man. He said back in those days, they used to go to Italy over the weekend and come back before monday or tuesday. Because the conversion rate then was the same to purchase flight fees. Can't wait to have such instance back.

U would be able to even buy more than canon 5d, walahi. Make the man just do am if he enters.

if u know a little bit of Economics u wouldn't wish that bc it means our economy will be import dependent.

ibnbazz:
That guy was all smiles yesterday but just changed this morning. I smell fish

remember he said they approached Jega quietly but he refused. Maybe Jega refused their offer

ComradeAbu:
You 'TIT' FOR ME for 'TAT' !
If you Enugu me I will Kano you
If you Akwa Ibom me I will Kaduna you
If you Rivers me I will Katsina you
If you Anambra me I will Jigawa you
If you Abia me I will Kebbi you
If you Delta me I will Sokoto you
If you Plateau me I will Osun you
If you Ekiti me I will Kogi you
If you Abuja me I will Ogun you
If you Imo me I will Oyo you
If you Nasarawa me I will Ondo you...
AND ..even Kwara you before 10am tomorrow!
Then...if you Otuoke me, I will really 'Daura you for ever!

Nigerians are sure very creative!!!!

kennygee:
Yes.

is it possible to see n inspect d car?

kennygee:
In perfect working condition.
Auto drive.
Asking price 700k. Price is Negotiable.
Interested buyer should call seller on 0803 240 6702.
Thank you.

are you the owner of d car?

EggovinMma:
NO.

I reserve my comments

Zikzim:
''' And Zaccheus said...half of my goods i give to the poor...AND IF I HAVE TAKEN ANYTHING FROM ANY MAN BY FALSE ACCUSATIONS I RESTORE HIM FOURFOLD..'''. That's biblical example of restitution. The fondation of that University certificate is by false and need to be corrected. So brother return it. God will give you the grace

zaccheus, a man who was under the law, was practicing self righteousness which was characteristic of those who sought to obey the law. Jesus never told him to return anything but told him that salvation had come to him. Let's stop putting stumbling blocks to those who Christ saved by His blood

EggovinMma:
.Na me o.No shaking!



He doesn't need to do all this."Go and sin no more is enough"
Nowadays pastors, I don't take them serious at all.Even one of my uncle who is a big pastor in kubwa Abuja, I dey yab am anyhow because my spirit do NOT ACCEPT HIM AT ALL.I pity him followers, blind people! Especially the useless housewives that takes food to him . shameless married women who will cook fish for their husbands and give chicken to their pastors.Hian!!

Him hand no pure.
Alusi n'aga uka!

pls u will help us by letting us know the name of his "church"...thank you

mendez4Jesus:
. I know of an officer who had to resign from the nigerian airforce who by now would have been a wing commander or a group captain which is equivalent to the rank of a Lt.col or colonel in the army. He would have gained from this position no doubt but now, he is doing much more as a preacher, preaching God's word and changing lives; what can be more fulfilling than that. People called him all sought of names (u knw naija na). He said he has never regretted making the difficult decision he made that day when he went to the military board to sign he's willful retirement. He also had the waec result challenge. Your certificate will not give you a name but your reputation will

This case is different from that of the op

Iamsynord:
A friend to one of my close friends ( please this is not a made up story ) has been in dilemma for a couple of days now .He had been looking for a job for four years and recently gave his life to Christ.

Upon seeking spiritual intervention, he was asked to return his WAEC certificate to which he admitted he cheated as he did the exams in a miracle center and was helped in all subjects he took.

He however stopped any form of cheating when he got to the university and did all his Exams following rules and regulations earning him a 2: 1degree.The Man of God however insisted he got his WAEC result through forgery and cheating and must return the certificate back.

Now the question he is asking is Since he has asked for forgiveness and Is sincerely regretted his actions is there need to restitute or return back the certificate ?? How is he going to get a job without it?? is it biblical stated?? Pls help !!

The pastor does not understand the covenant of Grace. Jesus would have asked the thief who was on the cross with Him to go return all he ever stole before granting him a place in paradise. Most preachers try to mix the Law n d gospel of Grace. It just can't work!!!!

FreshGreen:
UNDERSTANDING RESTITUTION ( Part III - The concluding part )

This is the concluding part of the Study about Restitution, the first part treated what restitution is all about, why a child of God must do restitution and consequences of unsettled restitution. The second part treated the blessing of Restitution. You can check Part 1 & 2 on our facebook page or our website www.rtemoutreach.org

WRONG NOTIONS ABOUT RESTITUTION
So many Christians and pastors, especially the modern day pastors and lost ministers, do not have the biblical understanding of God’s command about restitution, they see it as unnecessary and they teach just that. They say when you are saved, God forgives your sins and that settles all without restitution. What that mean is that you can keep using what you stole before you were saved, you can keep covering the evil you did before you were saved, but the truth is that Christians who believe such will not want people to do so to them. You will not want your wife to keep hide serious secret from after she is saved, if she excuses, "I did not tell you because God has forgiven me" Will such excuse justify why your wife covered up premarital son until you found out yourself? So it is applicable to people who hide under the self deception that, "I have confessed to God and that settles it"

Such people will not want their husband who left them with children for strange women to continue staying with the strange women after the husbands are saved; they will want the husbands to do restitution by returning and apologizing. Pastors who say restitution is of no use will not want their wives to continue keeping secrets from them even after their wives are saved. Christians who disagree with restitution will not want the thieves who stole their only cars or life’s precious belongings to keep them after the thieves are saved; they will definitely want the thieves to return them, they might even be praying that God should touch their hearts.

If a dubious person ganged against you and used his influence to claim your developing housing property which you have spent all your hard earned money to build, after the dubious person is saved, wouldn’t you expect him to come back to you, at least to apologize?

Restitution is infallible truth of Christianity that cannot be biblically or reasonably denied, it is soul depravity and self deception that make “so called” preachers to ignore or deny restitution after salvation. If you go to such people for counsel, they will counsel you wrongly and cancel your life. Such preachers can tell you to just forget about it since God has forgiven you, they may tell you to fast and forget about it, they may tell you to give special offerings, sow into their ministries and God will pardon you. But the truth is that there is no substitution for restitution expects to restitute. You can contact us at RTEM for godly counsel on restitution or any genuine and godly preachers or people you may know that have biblical understanding about restitution.

God has used this ministry to guide and counsel several people on restitution, many people have done unbelievable restitution in their marriages, schools, workplace, etc. So far in my experience, no single restitution has broken any marriage, but rather strengthen their marriage, because God makes everything work together for good. You will not want to miss the peace of mind and presence of God you will experience after you do the right thing.

If you attend any of these prosperity, modern churches, be sure they will not give you needed encouragement for holiness.

Restitution is biblical command only for the saved children of God, it’s not an option.

HOW TO DO RESTITUTION
Restitution is urgently important but then all restitution, either simple or serious, must be done the following manners:

(i) Prayer - Pray for God’s grace, favor and then take a move. You can also share with godly people to pray along with you.

(i) Godly counsel. You need godly, unbiased counsel for restitution from godly ministers who have biblical understanding about restitution.

(ii) Humility - Know that when you are restituting – maybe returning something, revealing something, restoring something, etc, you are actually doing yourself, your soul, your life a favor not the person you are doing the restitution to. So you must do it with a humble spirit no matter your position or the level of the person, not arrogantly.

(iii) ) Restitution must be done “now” without delay because you may not have “later”. Satan will always suggest that you postpone, delay or even defy the restitution so that he can destroy you forever. As previously said, undone restitution can hinder you from making the Rapture, causing untimely death, hinder you from entering heaven; as well hinder your prayer and blessing.

Restitution is more important than your service to God, than your offerings, your prayers, fasting or your business and work. It determines your better life and eternity. In doing restitution, you may suffer loss, shame, even death but it worth more than that. Don’t allow Satan or anyone to scare you, God is right with you and He will definitely see you through to the end. Look ahead at the joy, blessing and glorious eternal rewards, look at Jesus! Don’t look at the present, temporal pain but at the eternal, permanent gain!

“And do not fear those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. But rather fear Him who is able to destroy both soul and body in hell. Are not two sparrows sold for a copper coin? And not one of them falls to the ground apart from your Father’s will. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Do not fear therefore; you are of more value than many sparrows.

“Therefore whoever confesses Me before men, him I will also confess before My Father who is in heaven. But whoever denies Me before men, him I will also deny before My Father who is in heaven.” Matthew 10:28-33.

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pls educate me, the thief on the cross with Jesus did he restitute all he stole b4 he made it to paradise?

Flets:
If by chance Buhari wins this election, extremely hard times lies ahead for this country. 

Definitely, the creeks will go haywire again, Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

While these persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investment will seize in all sectors.And even if the troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one location along the multi- kilometre trunklines to continue to wreck havoc. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015.

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. 

And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face


Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already. Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

Nigeria is bigger than all the militants combined. Ur argument sounds logical but God works in mysterious ways. It took a Yaradua to bring about the relative peace we enjoy now in the creeks. God bless Nigeria

Orikinla:
Pastor Liz Benson-Ameye is one of the pro-GEJ artistes.
She led the prayers at the interactive dinner GEJ had with majority of Nigerian entertainers last Sunday with King Sunny Ade, Sir Victor Uwaifo, aka Guitar Boy and others.

ok..thanks..i didn't know that

zicoraads:
I attend COZA when am in town. Not always though. Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo get vibes...the man can preach...wella! However, what I don't like is how much emphasis is paid on wealth acquisition, which is what most of these newer generation of churches are doing.

And am sure that Limo is rented. Just go to SilverBird and you are good to go.

It's rather sad that Mammon has taken over many pulpits today yet the people fail to realize this fact. Jesus rightly said u cannot serve both God n mammon. Any church that lays more emphasis on money than the gospel has been taken over by mammon..God is raising an army that will chase away money changers from His church

bigv:
I never really did like Omotola Ekehinde. However, the way she distanced herself from all the shenanigans of this 2015 elections has endeared my liking for Her.
The way these entertainers loose their respect and dignity over money and "hand-shake" is perturbing.

Emeka Ike n Liz Benson have also distanced themselves from d jamboree

jamace:
Who cares about the prophets of Baal?
They caused the woes in Nigeria, preaching prosperity instead of purity. All the looters of Nigeria treasury are in their churches.

You nailed it!!! God is raising an army that will chase away money changers from His church

deskossy:
All you folks casting stones. .shut it!What do u have to say about girls fucking married men?

One and same offence!!!!

yawahappens:
Guys I feel so bad , cos the temptation was too much, here's how it happened.........

My dad has been ill for over 3 months, he had an accident with fractured wounds but he is recovering, my family had to move to the hospital, so we have bn tending to him on a daily basis....to cut the long Mata short, this hospital has hot and sexy nurses...shuu!

Nna mehnn...everyday I flirt with everyone of them, but there is this particular one that always gave me this "cum and [romance] me" look mehn, the one and only big problem was that she is married (a forbidden fruit), Na she cum fine pass, fresh pass, sexy pass....OMG!, I couldn't resist so I collected her number and we started from decent chats like "how is ur family?, take good care of ur husband" to "I feel like __ hmmmmmm".

It got so intense that we had to choose a date for our Champions league match , so we picked today.

I went to her house and as a sharp guy b4 leaving, I bought a pack of durex condom.
On getting there it was a two-storey building and she was living in one of the flats, I cum dey fear make none of her neighbors code our mission.

As we enter house, she first go on generator, kon on dstv dey show Africa magic (the channel u see in most Nigerian homes...eeeww) , then as the guy, I made the badoo move ,

I held her hands and was complimenting her on how soft it was while __ kissing it, she started __softly, so I pulled her towards me and then...ghen ghen!, the main action started

After the action film ended, she showed me her wedding photos, it felt awkward and weird to me.

If only you know the damage you ve done to your destiny today, you would have been somewhere in your closet asking God for mercy and restoration instead of coming to Nairaland. she saw your glory and went for it!!!!!

nurexfutmx:
I lost my job last year december, have been trying to get another job since then but all to no avail. Am getting frustrated by the day cos i don't see any job coming, I was able to save up to 500k during my time in my former workplace. Now, the question is...

1. Am thinking of going for MSc which i may end up spending the whole money on and God forbid, what if i still don't get any job after the programme won't i go back to square one?

2. I'm thinking maybe i could invest in something profitable and start up a little business but i really want to build my career and with that little sum of money i have, i may end up making little or no gain which i could possibly lose lots of money aswell.

3. The third and last one am really interested doing is someone promised me a job in NNPC and he is asking me to pay 300k for a slot there but from experience of what happened to be last year, i lost 150k to a family friend who promised me a job in Nigeria Custom but i end up got scammed. It didn't workout, am trying to avoid such mistake again.

I've always wish to work with a goverment parastatal (a very good one) and i don't mind forfeiting the whole 500k to get it only if i can be rest assured it will workout.

Am really confused and don't know what to do with my life....i need u guys advice please!

If getting a slot in NNPC costs 300k, then many Nigerians would have been staff of NNPC by now.

My brother, as an insider i can authoritatively tell u its a scam.

campusflavour:
Please don't panic yet, I got 72 and did not see my name, but I think it is not all the list, remember they advertised for nine positions and has released only four so keep calm keep praying our names will come out in Jesus name amen

pray harder.....because from the look of things, this is another academic exercise bc they have shared the positions/slots already.

ChEkWaSIyKe:
Please am confuse and I don't know what to do. I can't bear it any more.

My Ex is getting married next month April and she is from Enugu. Due to family pressure that she must get married this year because of too many suitors that comes around. After the husband-to-be paid her bride price and travel back to Abuja were he based, she came back to school. 3 days letter she came and stay with me for two weeks. We have been having sex like never before. Though she told me she never loved the guy the way she loves me, that her family pushed her against her wish.

The worst of it is that, when am on top of her and the husband call, she'll lie that she is home alone and how he miss him.

Ever since last week, my conscience has been disturbing me severally I don't know what to do. Please advice me>>>

u r finished!!!!

EngrRolly:
If an Unbeliever, a cheat or a political leader cud own a jet,then y shdnt a Pastor?

He has given us the earth to inherit,let us enjoy it buh whilst we do so we should all remember that hw we inherit this earth is one ultimate Exam we will have to face

Moderation is key bro

Tallesty1:
Sick?


I don't think so.


All the styles are foreign to him.


He's surprised and shocked.

Kai!!!! Funny xters dey Nairaland...how on earth did u imagine a thing like this!!! Laf wan tear my belle

babyosisi:
Unequaled love

am sure u are being sarcastic

DollyParton1:
It is no poo. Errrm why can't u try other foods? Why do u have to eat one food three times a day, na manna? Abi u be Israelite.

gud sense of humor...just can't stop laughing

uzolexis:
Lailai .......Italy no fit stand for where 9ja dey sef

u wish