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Politics / Re: FG To Build 3 Additional Refineries In Kaduna, Warri And Port Harcourt by JUBILEE2000: 4:12pm On May 11, 2016
TippyTop:


Same fantastically corrupt people said they were diversifying. Anyway it should be built near lake Chad where Bubu hopes to find "Groundnut oil"

lolz....u are fantastically funny

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Religion / Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by JUBILEE2000: 3:14pm On May 10, 2016
Ytechconst:
Tithe first before any other expenses. This might be your appointed time that the Lord has set for you to breakthrough in your career but alas the devil is at work to steal your breakthrough.

I av bin in this type of shoe before when i was still a bachelor but i am glad i obeyed because the breakthrough i experienced after 24hours of obidience was 10times the tithe i wanted to hold back.

My brother i will advice you tithe first because you can never tell the magnitude of what God has in store for you.


if God blessed u because of your obedience then you are indirectly saying that Christ died in vain...but God forbid!!!!
Religion / Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by JUBILEE2000: 3:11pm On May 10, 2016
hahn:


I will advice to give the money to your parents. They deserve a refund because apparently, the money they spent on your school fees is a waste undecided

mehn!!! Your bad mouth no be hereooo

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Religion / Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by JUBILEE2000: 3:03pm On May 10, 2016
Olugbenga28:
Bro, God gave u 100% and after eating ur own 90%, u now want to use God's 10%...my advice for u is either u leave the boy @ home or use ur 90% if not u will just pay d fee in vain if u use ur tithe cos God himself MAY frustrate the boy's in school cos its HIS share u are using n u will still pray to the same God to help ur brother pass his exams...so how will wen u are using his share...

which planet are you from? No offense

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Religion / Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by JUBILEE2000: 3:00pm On May 10, 2016
jide219:
seek first the kingdom of God and all other things shall be added unto you, Malachi 3 vs 10 said, bring ye tithe into the store house that thou might be meat in my house and prove me now saith the lord of host if I will not open the windows of heaven and pour you out a blessing u know the rest, my brother do the right thing, don't rob God.

sarcasm I guess
Religion / Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by JUBILEE2000: 1:20pm On May 10, 2016
Dahveydson:
Charity is the greatest of all.

You want to pay tithe while your brother stays home because of school fees? - ask yourself, what will jesus say? - in all of jesus miracles and teachings, where did he shelf love for the law?

How can you say you love God, if you cannot love your brother enough to pay his fees? And who said that tithe must be paid to the church?

My advise, pay your brother's school fees. Showing love and care is greater than paying tithe that you see as a levy.

God bless u for this
Religion / Re: Should I Pay My Tithe Or Pay My Brother's School Fees? by JUBILEE2000: 11:42am On May 10, 2016
UncleDeeee:
There is no compromise when it comes to tithing.
Asking the question means you have separated your tithe from other expenditure. Remove money from any other expenditure and pay the fee and the faith you exercised in paying your tithe shall be manifested.

pls can u back ur submission up with relevant scriptures?
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Uwais, Who Joined ISIS, Killed - Sahara Reporters by JUBILEE2000: 8:39am On May 10, 2016
profmallory:
This dude leaves behind a wealthy life style, money, family and all. And travels to the harshest of places to defend a faith he believes in. I see this whole story slightly from a different perspective. Then I ask myself, How many Christians are willing to die for their faith, I m not talking of dying for your race or tribe, but for the fact that you believe in Christ. If they say today, if you come out and Go to church we will fire you, how many people would still come out. I know the answer and I very well hope I myself will come out.

Every one will die one day, some when they are ready some while they are enjoying - distracted. This dude is gone to face his maker, are we sure with the hate we spew in our hearts, the hypocrisy of our life's and fake mouth service we someday we wont end up where he is.

food for thought
Politics / Re: Gov Okorocha Commissions Shoprite In Owerri (pix) by JUBILEE2000: 8:23pm On Mar 17, 2016
Sibrah:
Our govt always commissioning Shoprites and malls that will sell us 95% foreign goods. . .
I await the day they will start commisioning malls targetted at displaying tax free local goods. . .
We celebrate malls and not factories, astheatics and not features. . .
When we buy foreign goods we indirectly pay a foreign labourer. . .
When we buy foreign goods we indirectly buy foreign raw material. . .
When we buy foreign goods we indirectly buy a foreign patent. . .
When we buy foreign goods we indirectly pay a foreign economy tax. . .
When we buy foreign goods we directly pass our capital to a foreigner whose less likely to pass it back to us. . .
Promote, support and buy Naija-made goods . . .

the computer u are using to type this thing was it locally made
Religion / Re: To Tithe Or Not To Tithe: The Whole Truth From The Bible. by JUBILEE2000: 2:23pm On Mar 06, 2016
1stCitizen:
For years as a Christian I was decieved by the devil about tithing like the OP

The devil does this by making you question how the tithe is used.I used to believe it was an old testament mandate.

Even without paying tithes things were going ok for me and I was doing well and used to console myself that I am still blessed without paying tithe.....until God opened my eyes to the devil's deceit. I saw that Christ even acknowledged it's importance.

When I started paying in full obedience I could not believe the way I leapfrogged from one level to a higher one. Favour became more abundant to me beyond my comprehension . I was like wow....why did I not obey before now.

this ur submission cannot fly in the face of an overwhelming truth. I wonder what Apostle Paul and other martyrs of the gospel will be saying wherever they are now concerning the state of the present day church
Religion / Re: To Tithe Or Not To Tithe: The Whole Truth From The Bible. by JUBILEE2000: 2:05pm On Mar 06, 2016
osothermal:
OP you are very wrong read the word of God very well and stop deceiving children of God. You said tithing is an old testament thing? Children of God mattew 23 from vs 23 Jesus criticizing the religious leaders calling them hypocrites that they are careful to TITHE even the tiniest income but ignore the more important teaching of justice,mercy and faith. Jesus said "You should TITHE yes, but don't neglect the more important things. My dear read ur Bible very well and let it guide you .
I AM A TITHER and its working for me

ignorance!!!!!
Religion / Re: To Tithe Or Not To Tithe: The Whole Truth From The Bible. by JUBILEE2000: 11:17am On Mar 06, 2016
harry:


I can't believe in all this multitude of bible verses you left this one out... Luke 11:42

42 "Woe to you Pharisees, because you give God a tenth of your mint, rue and

all other kinds of garden herbs, but you neglect justice and the love of

God. You should have practiced the latter without leaving the former undone. (NIV).

I'm not against you but put the whole facts on the table. In this bible passage which is in the new testament, Jesus made it clear that our tithe is important too only that some things should come first which are JUSTICE and LOVE. My own opinion is this, read your bible, pray and ask God for revelation knowledge to know and do what is right in His sight. Tithe or no tithe won't take anyone to heaven, tithing just has blessings attached to it as Mal 3:10 states.

Christianity is a one on one relationship with God, find God and all these things will be clearer to us.

Jesus was speaking to the Pharisees who were still under the law at that time. He was not yet glorified through His death and resurrection...shalom
Business / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah: 'I Can Bring The US-Dollar To N200 In One Month' by JUBILEE2000: 5:01pm On Feb 22, 2016
Bevista:
Ordinarily, I should not comment on this thread since Ubah has not mentioned how he would go about it. However, for the benefit of those who might get swayed by his cheap claims, I'll say something.
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The exchange rate (PRICE of dollars) is determined primarily by SUPPLY of dollars (through exports, FDIs, foreign borrowing, etc) and DEMAND for dollars (through imports, payments of foreign school fees/medical bills, online purchases, etc). The NET flow of these transactions determine the Balance of Payments (BOP) account with the Central Bank. Elementary economics tells us that when demand exceeds supply, prices go up!
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Coming back to Nigeria, it is well known that oil accounts for 95% of our FX earnings. As oil prices have collapsed from ~$100 in 2014 to ~$30, our supply of dollars has dropped tremendously. This is even worse when one considers that our cost of oil production is ~$20/bbl, meaning that our dollar revenue from oil has dropped from ~$80/bbl to ~$10/bbl. On the demand side, the request for imports are increasing. With such supply shock and increasing demand, there is only one way for the exchange rate to go. This is basic economics and has nothing to do with Emefiele or Buhari, except you are simply being mischievous or grossly ignorant.
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When oil collapsed from around $147 to $38 due to the 2008 Global Financial Crisis (GFC), Nigeria had a Foreign Reserve of ~$62bn. The then CBN Governor had to spend ~$20bn from the Reserves to meet import demand thereby preventing devaluation/depreciation. Between 2011 & 2014, oil price was above $100, meaning that the administration never had a dollar supply problem and so could maintain a stable exchange rate. Fast forward to late 2014 when oil prices slid to ~$60, the CBN had to devalue the Naira twice within a period of 6 months (Nov 2014 & Feb 2015) because the Reserves were too low (<$35bn) to deplete to support imports. Now in 2016, oil prices are around $30/bbl while FX Reserves is less than $28bn. The supply shock has reached unprecedented levels, yet demand for imports has not decreased. There is absolutely no way that the exchange rate can stay below N250/$. Simple economics says that price will continue to move till a new equilibrium is reached where demand equates supply.
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There is no policy from Emefiele, Soludo, Greenspan, Bernanke or any other Central Bank governor that can strengthen the Naira in the near term. Except we want to completely deplete the Reserves or go to the IMF to borrow SDRs just to meet import demands. Brace up folks, if oil price collapses to $20 (thereby increasing the supply shock) the exchange rate shall hit N1000/$ and I repeat, this has nothing to do with Emefiele or Buhari but simply economic forces. The only thing that can save the Naira is either for SUPPLY of dollars to increase (through high oil price) or DEMAND to reduce. Since we do not have control over the supply side, we can at least focus on managing the demand side.
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So Mr Ifeanyi Ubah, you have zero knowledge on what you are talking about. With all the money you made from the last government, you can start by building a refinery or some other manufacturing facility (like Dangote) to help us substitute for imports. That would help the Naira more than you seeking cheap consultancy from the government. Or except you want to broker a deal for the government to give amnesty to your Dasuki-Gate friends, so they can bring out stashed up dollars from soakaways and graveyards to support the economy.

this is the best comment I have come across on this forum in the recent past

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Politics / Re: Aminu Tambuwal And His New Wife Maryam (Photo) by JUBILEE2000: 4:47pm On Feb 22, 2016
scarffield:
Some ladies b weighing 53kg b4 makeup nd 72kg after makeup!

now this is wicked!!!!
Family / Re: I Made A Horrible Mistake With My Lovely Wife by JUBILEE2000: 9:37am On Jan 30, 2016
Blanc8:
Buy her a car then Slap her again... Nothing dey happen

u will do very well in the comedy industry. This comment cracked me up seriously
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Refused A 200k Per Month Job Because I Cannot Work Under A Woman by JUBILEE2000: 8:13am On Jan 20, 2016
Andyblaze:
My friend told me he feels too big to take orders from a woman, that in his place its even taboo to serve a woman and so he refused a job he was given after he found out the CEO was female.

What advise can I give him?

Cc : lalasticlala seun ishilove

...and same friend of yours will be taking orders from his wife
Politics / Re: South Africa To Stop Buying Crude Oil From Nigeria, Opens Talks With Iran by JUBILEE2000: 5:45pm On Jan 19, 2016
coolzeal:
He is still locating billions of naira to oil exploration in lake Chad basin instead of agriculture.. undecided undecided

fluctuation in oil prices is not new. Oil remains one of the most sought after commodity.it's only a temporary setback. The price will surely pick up
Crime / Re: Redeemed Pastor Sent To Prison Over N100m Lekki Land Fraud (photo) by JUBILEE2000: 3:22pm On Jan 18, 2016
ammyluv2002:
Good for him! They should pay back every kobo



Those who make others to mock God will never have rest. God will continue to expose them.

ur signature is quite inspiring

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Phones / Re: Malata Phone For N486,850 Or I Need A Pair Of Glasses? by JUBILEE2000: 3:48pm On Jan 15, 2016
kallmemrB:
The fone can call heaven directly

this got me laughing so hard

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Religion / Re: My Experience At A Church Today Almost Made Me Cry by JUBILEE2000: 1:50pm On Jan 10, 2016
Eronmosele:

Not all churches are like that. You should find a good one close to you and fellowship with other believers so that you can be strengthened and also strengthen others. I had a similar challenge when I was working in Lagos. I eventually stopped going to church and was doing my Bible study at home. But when I got to Abuja I made sure to look for an assembly without all this deceit and I found one. There is really no perfect assembly but at least one without these financial heresies but with sound doctrine will do just fine. God will help you please don't be discouraged.

pls what's d name of the church? Am in Abuja also n will be interested in knowing such a church
Nairaland / General / Re: 5 Luxury Accessories You Can Get Your Loved One This Season by JUBILEE2000: 11:16am On Dec 28, 2015
[quote author=donestk post=41414679]Expecting dis tins frm a naija babe is like waiting for a ship in an airport[/quote

Kai!!! Bros ur bad mouth no be hereooo
Religion / Re: Church Where You Can Check If Your Name Is In Heaven Or Hell With Just N20,000 by JUBILEE2000: 2:40pm On Nov 25, 2015
mulante:
Why pay for something you can get for free?

Someone else has already hacked into the server list and is giving out details for free (well, as far as I know!)

If you don't believe me, ask the Awolowos.

lol...this is the height of sarcasm.
Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate As Family by JUBILEE2000: 5:38pm On Nov 23, 2015
honey86:

There are loads of them here in Winnipeg and the general consensus is that they are good.

Thanks a lot for the info. It appears you are in Winnipeg, my wife is currently processing her admission with the University of Manitoba Winnipeg/ Carleton University Ottawa and she will be travelling with our children by God's grace - the reason I was making enquiries for elementary and secondary school.

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Politics / Re: Protest In Abuja, As FG Arraigns Nnamdi Kanu In Court (Photos) - Vanguard by JUBILEE2000: 3:04pm On Nov 23, 2015
I am an Igbo man. The resilience and bravery of the Igbo man cannot be questioned but I sincerely believe that the Biafran state we are agitating for cannot solve our fundamental problem. If Biafra is granted independence today, believe me, it will be the beginning of another phase of struggle because all the federating states would want to produce the President of Biafra all at the same time. When the Senate presidency was zoned to us, almost all the states in SE had a shot at the senate presidency. we need to deal with this fundamental problem first --this is the bitter truth!!!!

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Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate As Family by JUBILEE2000: 2:32pm On Nov 23, 2015
honey86:

Yes Canada is cold but you will get used to it. The key is layering and invest in good winter gear and besides the houses are well insulated.
For PR and Canadians education from elementary to high school is free, however there are affordable private schools usually Christian schools if you prefer that. The regular private schools are more expensive. Most private schools have websites so you can find out about them on Google.

Thanks a lot for your response...pls how good are those affordable Christian schools? Are there such Christian schools in Manitoba and Ottawa?
Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate As Family by JUBILEE2000: 10:30am On Nov 23, 2015
honey86:
I relocated to Canada and I have no regrets.

Pls can u share ur experience a bit...I learnt Canada is cold...How affordable is their elementary and secondary schools?

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Travel / Re: Best Country To Relocate As Family by JUBILEE2000: 10:28am On Nov 23, 2015
Am interested in this post. pls can u explain further, why Canada? Thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: ABIANS Lets Meet Here by JUBILEE2000: 6:06am On Nov 19, 2015
queenet246:


Iya nwam. Which of the egwu. Am from Ibeku too

Amaoforo n u?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Swaziland : World Cup Qualifier 2 - 0 On 17th November 2015 by JUBILEE2000: 5:40pm On Nov 17, 2015
chukkiephil:
mikel wetin?? Abeg call better people

lol....guy u harsh..oooo
Education / Re: Opeyemi Enoch Solves 156-Year-Old Maths Problem, Gets $1M by JUBILEE2000: 8:55pm On Nov 15, 2015
fineguy11:
Congrats to him...when it come to education,,i respect the yorubas,they're simple outstanding...

u can't stand some of them when speak English shaa
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by JUBILEE2000: 1:58pm On Nov 13, 2015
stinux:


It is possible, l know someone that applied with 3 children and all of them are now in Canada. She applied for study permit for he children as well as they will be going to school.

Thanks a lot for this encouraging response.

Please can you share how she went about the application? will really appreciate if I can get the details.

I just sent a PM in case you don't want to share on this forum.

God bless you.
Travel / Re: Travelling To Canada Part 9 by JUBILEE2000: 4:35pm On Nov 12, 2015
rsavvy:
Pls check this link below for guide to funds you need to show for each dependant ...but really do you think it will be easy for her cos it also means you need to apply for study permit for your kids since they have to go to school http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/study/study-how-documents.asp


Thanks so much. The link was quite helpful. I guess the application for the children's study permit will be made when they enter Canada.

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