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uplawal:
Surah TA HA.


Verse 12, indeed, I(Allah) am your Lord,so remove your sandals,indeed,you are in the sacred valley of Tuwa.

Verse13, And I(Allah) have chosen you,so listen to what is revealed.

Verse14,Indeed, I am Allah,there is no deity except me,so worship me and establish prayers,for my remembrance.

Verse,15,Indeed the hour is coming,I(Allah) almost conceal it,so that every soul may be recompensed according to that which it strives.

Verse39,Cast him into the chest and cast it into the river,and the river will throw it onto the bank,there will take him an enemy to me and an enemy to him,and I(Allah) bestow upon you love from me that you would be brought under my eyes.

Verse41, And I(Allah) produced you for myself

Verse 48,Said,fear not,indeed,I(Allah) am with you both,I(Allah) hear and I(Allah) see.

Verse 82,But indeed,I(Allah) am the perpetual forgiver of whoever repents and believes and does righteousness and then continues in guidance.




ALL THESE ARE FOR PLAPPand Co insisting on WE WE WE.Would you say is not Allah that said that upthere?sometimes i just wish one can ignore you but for the sake of other people looking for truth,we had to respond.There are many more as well not only these.

If Mohammad is alive today,he must be sued for copying without a copyright.

See as he just copied the Biblical account of Moses.
Koran if full of copy and paste.
The most hillarious is the account of Mary, as she laboured under a Palm tree

Thats the secret mistakes of copy copy,he forgot to replace the I of the Bible with WE of the Koran.

LagosShia:
typical of christians! when they are shocked by the bitter truth they insult what is most sacred to others.

you make lots of allegations,yet no evidence to prove a word!!!

What allegation and evidence are you talking about?
Everything I posts have reference from ya Koran.

uplawal:
@Lagosshis,I tell you,many people must have converted to Islam since my brothers been lashing all this nairalland christians.insha Allah more to come.

I wonder who those might be.
At the mention of Islam,All legs shall run for his dear life. You know shiits happens.

@Judek,your christmas is pure pagan practice,she you never know ni?,

As I can recall, Mecca was an Idol possesed
shrine before monotheised (favouritism selection) by Mohammad.

also,we eat the ram we slaughter cos our God ordered us to,and [b]He commands us not give to the needy,[/b]and we should waste not,

Hmm,so you eats your Ram alone and Chases the needy,you wont even give em the wastes.

Well,its Mohammad that ordered you because the reason yu celebrate Salah was not the purpose in the Bible.

so,if that's your problem then,take a rope and tie your neck on the ceiling.

You must have tied yaself over and over again for pokenosing because you are the invader here.
Whats ya faaking business,you can stay indoors cos ya Muslim fellas are celebrating too

I celebrate the birth of my saviour,and his birth was not Pagany,so how can the celebration be pagan?

The best invitation is this,
You keep the commandments,read the Bible,Read about Jesus Christ and obey his teachings.

I guess thats the main ingredient instead of some unhealthy online arguements.

LagosShia:
cool down guy!

there is more O!!!

you dont tell us what we believe,we tell you what we believe as you tell us that you believe Jesus (as) is your "god".okay?

Yeah you re right. .Just as Mohammad is trying to make us believe that Jesus was just a human servant who was sinless, worked many miracles and raised the dead.
Well, Isa is not my Jesus anyway.

you can keep insulting us and cursing as you like,

No,I didnt insult or curse you. Damn,who I'm i to curse?
You know you are the best insulter just as Allah is the best plotter.

but when you try to distort the truth,assault our intelligence and make Islam look how you want to make it look,then i will hit you and your christianity where it will hurt you most!!!

How many times will you give that threat.
Your worst is 4 Christians and I just keep laughing at it.

As far as Islam is concerned, the Hadits and Koran goes hand in hand. It also contains ya facking miracles. Also some attrocities of Muhammad which the Koran hid.

Elisha's wont be called a miracle, One dont perform miracles in anger.
He was a sound prophet who says and it happens.
He said that out of anger cos it wasnt his intension,due to his strong prophethood,it happened and be couldnt revert it.
Its just a lesson to Prophets to check the curses they voice out maybe due to anger because, of their spiritual status.
And also a lesson to Prophet provokers because God said,"Touch not my annointed and do my prophets no harm".
They may condemn you and you will stand condemned.

LagosShia:
Bribery and Corruption! 

[quote author=PAGAN  9JA link=topic=830111.msg9817034#msg9817034 date=1324562445]nice. i can use it as fuel to burn for my stove. [/quote][quote author=PAGAN  9JA link=topic=830111.msg9821521#msg9821521 date=1324629517]^typical of the church. these xtians will stoop to any low in order to gain converts. [/quote]Thats ya faaking headache. If Ya'll not interested,back off and shut da hell up.

The deal is not for Pagans,but ya can be considered

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=819101.msg9818319#msg9818319 date=1324572949]So the bold indicate that when you are kid you have great value but when you grown to an adult you have value to God anymore?
So now let assume all xtians wont see the Kingdom of God cos its not possible for you to be kid anymore[/quote]typical Muslim insane arguments.
This is just how it always looks like.
Sometimes I wonder why Some Muslims undergo western education and still dumb in their reasoning.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=819003.msg9819812#msg9819812 date=1324590130]^^^ you seem to be ignorant of what you dont know, Well i use We for my wife in some occasion and to show that i have Authority over her on everything as God have Authority over everything, Beside my wife never disrespect me and never call me name. like you do to your hubby, she always use E for while you use O for your hubby, so using WE for her to address some issue shows the kind of Authority i have over my Empire, LOL[/quote]Your own WE came up just after @Lagoshia claimed it,by your first expression,it looks just like a claim.
But your claim is just in the company of Goats.

Maybe you talk to your wife like this: Horney,WE went to boutique and WE selected the best Agbada for you. WE hope you like it. .Your wife must faint after hearing that.

LagosShia:
why padlock your brain instead of seeing and admitting the obvious? is that how hate for Islam and Muslims have destroyed you?

I hate no Islam,I just hate Insanity and falsehood,and as Islam falls into the cathegory,I guess I have no choice than to detest.
So it is also with the creation. No muslim can tell you how many days the world was created cos Koran contains up to or more than six creation time and days.

plappville:
Correct or wrong, sure or confused, he's always ok with it as long its from @LagosShia 

I tell you, he is an authentic representation of Follow your leader,Just dey follow dey go.

@Lagoshia, you always shiitz around with your shattered and Gibberish posts.

and as for comparing the Holy Quran and your yeye bible,take a
look lest you forget:

Without the Bible,you wont even be killing Rams to celebrate Salah.
Without the Bible,Koran is a piece of shiit as it is because the man couldnt even copy correctly,

uplawal:
@Mukina,why do you have to start a thread like this one,if you behave like non-beleivers,you are part of them,i do hope you are still a muslim,am not hatng,but Islam does not permit this,and you know it.

@Chakula,hope you know as muslims you dnt celebrate christmas?

@Uplawal,
why are you being so uneasy?
Why seriously biting your nails.
You are being hard on yourself.

Mehn check this out.
This should be tittled "The Prophets Trunk Pet

The Prophet used to deliver his sermons while standing beside a trunk of a datepalm. When he had the pulpit made, he used it instead. The trunk started crying and the Prophet went to it, rubbing his hand over it (to stop its crying).

And this is tittled :DA BOMB

The Speech of the Wolf Volume 3, Book 39, Number 517:
Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "While a man was riding a cow, it turned
towards him and said, 'I have not been created for this purpose (i.e. carrying), I have been created for sloughing.l"
The Prophet added, "I, Abu Bakr and 'Umar believe in the story." The Prophet went on, "A wolf caught a sheep, and when the shepherd chased it, the wolf said, 'Who will be its guard on the day of wild beasts, when there will be no
shepherd for it except me?'
"After narrating it, the Prophet said, "I, Abu Bakr and 'Umar too
believe it." Abu Salama (a sub-narrator) said, "Abu Bakr and 'Umar were not present then." It has been written that a wolf also spoke to one of the companions of the Prophet near Medina as narrated in Fath-al-
Bari:Narrated Unais bin 'Amr:
Ahban bin Aus said, "I was amongst my sheep. Suddenly a wolf caught a sheep and I shouted at it. The wolf sat on its tail and addressed me, saying, 'Who will look after it (i.e. the sheep) when you will be busy and not able to look after it? Do you forbid me the provision which Allah has provided me?' "
Ahban added, "I clapped my hands and said, 'By Allah, I have
never seen anything more curious and wonderful than this!' On that the wolf said, 'There is something (more curious) and wonderful than this; that is, Allah's Apostle in those palm trees, inviting people to Allah (i.e. Islam).'
"Unais bin
'Amr further said, "Then Ahban went to Allah's Apostle and informed him what happened and embraced Islam.)" palm trees or other trees and share the fruits with me."

Mohammad was a palm wine tapper

These stories will be told on our next episode of [size=30pt]KIDDIES TIME[/size] .

This story is almost like a gay version of Romeo and Juliet!!!! two grown men "hugging" and crying.

There's nothing immoral about their friendship. It was based on emotion and concern with free mind and absence of flesh lusts.
Infact,thats the type of friendship God approves.

Romans 16:16 Greet one another with a holy kiss. All the churches of Christ send greetings.

A kiss was a form of greeting and consolation in those days.It shows different signs on different occations.
As I can recall, Judas kissed Jesus when betraying him,Isaac kissed Jacob while blessing him, The prodigal son was kissed by the father on welcoming him,and many more Kisses.

1 thess 5:26, Greet all thy bredren with an holy kiss

Its just that things has greatly advanced in this century. A kiss is now viewed as an intimate lust,and proves to real suspects.

Do not compare David and Jonathan to these bewitched.

Martian:
I'm with you bro!!! . God says, "kill those muthafuckers!!!!" We need to obey God!!!!

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Leviticus 20:13

Then you will have to exhibit all the laws of the old tastaments. They are many.
Whats the essence of Jesus coming?.

Hear what he said


Mat.13 vs 30:Let both grow together until the harvest: and in the time of harvest I will say to the reapers, Gather ye together first the tares,and bind them in bundles to burn them: but gather the wheat into my barn.

Pray to God for protection against Bombers,and for being alive to witness this year.

Eat rice with Ofe Egusi and chick in.
Then drink garri with vegetable.

Go out to da streetz in da evening and check da weather. Den cry cos its gonna be till another year.

chizzie38:
Guess this wil be d most boring xmas of all! How could my parents drag me to our hometown knowing fully well that am a stranger there!!! There is no fun here, Anambra Sucks!

 

Pay me a visit, you gonna see it Rocks

LagosShia:
@OP

Thank God you didnt infest the thread.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=819003.msg9814034#msg9814034 date=1324530112]^^^^ This people will never listen to you or want to learn,  i also use we  when talking to my wife[/quote]Yea right. All muslims must now refer himself to his wife as WE.

You always dey folo folo like moo moo.
Always Claims because others claim.

Sweetnecta:
^^^ The same God of OT is now 3 as in Trinity in NT.

Is I still for Tri [3] Nity?

you see the inconsistency in there, in OT and NT?

At least Jesus said, I and my Father are one then. I will send the holy spirit to you. A sharp view on the trinity.He always says it individually not collectively,showing that Sole authority.
And not Allah calling himself WE but still claims to be One. Legion of goddesses,maybe Lat,Menat and Uzzah are speaking in One.

I even use we for myself when I want your sweetheart to smile softly.

Im more interested here as i'v done with Kings nd Queens stuff. Does Allah represent a nation or Himself.

Mahn you need take ya wife back to school to learn simple English.
Otherwise,you must give a sound explanation of assotiating yaself with Legion.
If you single handedly create something and shout "We did It",somebody around must ask,"You and Who, or are you possesed?"

uplawal:
@Judek,Yes everyone was born one day,no doubt,but you are not commanded to celebrate it in your book,Our Eid is mentioned in your bible,and our Quran,so we only commemorating what out beloved prophet Abraham did,only that you people out of selfishness,you took  Ishmeal and put Isaac,no worries,both are also our beloved prophet.

Dont faacking mention the Bible with the Koran. Koran is an editted book from portions of the Old tastaments with many ridiculous and insane changes.

Are you Abraham? He even killed the ram as a sacrifice to God,but you kill and eat. As far as i'm concerned,its only ya Imans that needs to kill nd burn the faacking meat to ashes

Are you so sad that we celebrates the birth of our saviour? Whats ya faacking concern there.
You celebrates ya birthday and Salah, Nigeria celebrates her Independence.

Maybe your sad that Mohammad was a morol that needs no celebration. His only remembrance is JIHAD.

*cheers* you can hide on the 25th.

In the Old tastaments, the word I is always used to portray God which shows a solitary authority.
In the new tastaments,Jesus always used the word I to potray himself,and when he speaks of the father, he never uses WE. Likewise the voice of God which spoke to him was refered to as a voice from heaven showing solitary.

WE is plural of I which shows Collectiveness.
When the word WE is now used to refer to a ONE god who spoke to his messenger,it shows that there are two or three who are equal or even greater than the protagonist.They make the law,acess and pass through,and their influence must be recognised.

Queens and Kings are heads and representatives of parliament or executive heads. WE can be used by them as a spokesman of the staff. He represents not only himself but his cabinet.

MY WORD MUST REMAIN MY WORD. When I speak to you of my law and uses WE,it has deviated from my own word because I myself made it and must be carried out according to MY RULES

Now when the Almighty uses WE to express himself to me, i doubt if it's realy his words,and will be prone to attract this question "You and who"
The Koran is supposed to be written in simple and literal English,so WE as I doesnt prove logical enough.

LagosShia:
Holy Quran 37:99-113
Abraham said: “I am going to my Lord; He will guide me. Lord, grant me a righteous son.” (In response to this prayer) We gave him the good news of a prudent boy; and when he was old enough to go about and work with him, (one day) Abraham said to him: “My son, I see in my dream that I am slaughtering you. So consider (and tell me) what you think.” He said: “Do as you are bidden. You will find me, if Allah so wills, among the steadfast.” When both surrendered (to Allah’s command) and Abraham flung the son down on his forehead, We cried out: “O Abraham, you have indeed fulfilled your dream. Thus do We reward the good-doers.” This was indeed a plain trial. And We ransomed him with a mighty sacrifice, and We preserved for him a good name among posterity. Peace be upon Abraham. Thus do We reward the good-doers. Surely he was one of Our believing servants. And We gave him the good news of Isaac, a Prophet and among the righteous ones. And We blessed him and Isaac. Among the offspring of the two some did good and some plainly wronged themselves.

Koran always use the word WE to represent the authority and words of Allah.
Why is WE always used,does it mean that Allah is many who speaks as one?
Or Allah speaking with his three daughters?
Or Gabriel with authority from Allah is permitted to give law as supreme in partnership with Allah?
Allah is supposed to pose all authorities and thus express himself with authority as I

The WE always represents legions of Demons who cried out as Jesus chased them, WE poses the authority of many who are in partnership.
No wonder Gabriel said to Mohammad that We did not put those words into your mouth but Satan.
Satan is one, Allah is many (legion) speaking in One.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=795950.msg9805204#msg9805204 date=1324405951]Judek has been finished ooooo. Thank you Sweetnecta[/quote]Grow up please.

LagosShia:
"Say truth has come and falsehood has vanished.for falsehood is bound to vanish by its very own nature" (Holy Quran 17:81)

the christians were jubilating that the atheists have being given a run for their money and have disappeared from nairaland.they are now experiencing their own turn to run! nairaland religion section has truly experienced peace!!!

i personally have nothing against them if they mind their business and preach their boring beliefs and concentrate on talking about their false and pagan doctrines.but they know well that concentrating on christianity alone is not attractive.so they spread hate,lies and propaganda to provoke others and incite feelings of tension by uniting themselves against muslims.

You always complain with bitter heart. Complaints anw biterness wont solve your problem but creating more problems for yourself.

i am only telling them that any more  verbal assault against Islam and provocation against muslims in the forums,they will be digging their own graves and burying their christianity with their own hands.

Those threats cant work here ok.This is Nairaland and not a military camp.
I can sence some heavy threats begging for real action

Angels are more devotional and they are not created in the image of God. I am a human being, a new creation. I do not have to be "in Image of God" to be a good creation.

In who's image were you created?
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I'm more interested in your arguement on the worship of Jesus and excluding the Holy spirit.

Jesus said,"I and my father are one". This puts more light on the Trinity.
"He that believeth on me,believeth not on me but on him that sent me.
And he that seeth me seeth him that sent me.
likewise anyone who worships Jesus worships also the Father.

He said,If any man serve me,let him follow me;and where I am,there shall also my servant be: If any man serve me,him will my father honour.
The name of Jesus is exaulted above every other names.
Ask anything in my name,and i will do it,so that my father will be glorified in the son.

The Angels worships Jesus by the authority of God.
Heb.1:7[b]And again when he bringeth the first-begotten into the world,he saith. And let all the Angels of God worship him.[/b]

Finally But unto the son he saith,thy throne,O GOD, is forever and ever: a scepter of righeousness is the scepter of thy Kingdom.
Thou hast loved righteousness and hated iniquity,THEREFORE GOD,even thy God hath anointed thee with the oil of gladness above thy fellows.

God calls him God. Jesus is God the son whose worship is mandated.In his name,every knee shall bow and every tongue shall comfess that Jesus is Lord

The Holy spirit must and will never be worshiped by any Christian. The Holy spirit is the gift of Jesus from God to the world. His work is to teach and minister the truth in our hearts.

Likewise I detest anybody who calls upon the holy ghost to consume or destroy enemies,he lacks the understanding of the works of the Holy spirit,the holy spirit is not for violence,he doesnt destroy but teaches. He is a gift from God.

uplawal:
The feeling of christmas is the feeling of paganism leading people to hell,the festival is never found in the bible

Yeah,but he was born. We are celebrating the birth of our saviour be it in January or December, what I know is, THE KING OF KINGS IS BORN

Why are you celebrating Salah,when you dont even know the secret it proves in the Bible,and even who was to be sacrifised.You kill Ram and eat out of ignorance.

LagosShia:
"Judek" (who could be another name for "frosbel" and "plappville" and the rest of the christian propaganda crew have gone to rest and disappeared in the last week and the forum have experienced unprecedented peace.

so do not think that after taking that break you can all of a sudden come back to spread lie,hate,ignorance and propaganda.all the records are kept and remembered.so if you guys instigate any foolishness in the forum,they are there to be rubbed and smashed into your faces.fools!

You seems not quite happy to see me back? And I wonder why calling, us maybe yourself fools a fool.

One thing you should know is this, when one dosn't see someone who one often sees frequently and active for a long time,one would have to wonder whats going on with that person.What if he fell sick or had a serious problem? Or if he had an accident or even died,cos one don't know the others life outside here.
Your muslim brother @Sweetnecta was off for a long time before I, that made me wonder and seriously missed and longed for him to come back. And now, I'm much happy he is back,and healthy too.
It calls for Joy not insults and bashing.

[quote author=bashy_demy link=topic=795950.msg9801197#msg9801197 date=1324362985]ahaha you be mumu, how Old is Mary when he give birth to Jesus?
Your is a child molester[/quote]I sometimes dont consider replying you cos you posts trash.

How many years was her cousin Elisabeth who was six months pregnant before her?

Sweetnecta:
the christian boys are really living out or living up their religion, without any doubt.

while the muslim boys are living up to their religion with illusions and doubts cos they are afraid of apostates beheading.

when 3 gods is 1 God, it is no wonder they could say all they are saying, above against Islam.

I hope the 3 daughters of Allah are interceding for you now.
I'm more interested in your confusion.

Is there a free will in Islam? Of course. Every person is given free will to choose. There is no compulsion in religion, the reason we see arab christians.

No,not realy. Mohammad said that to gain converts,when he had finally gained them, he made a decree
"Kill the infidels,Kill any convert from Islam, let them find harshness in you untill they say that non has the right to be worshiped except Allah". He also made a decree of [b]JIHAD,fighting for Allah as a must duty of every muslim

i hope focused345, Judek2 can at least reason with the above and correct themselves on all others.

It stands literally to prove our points.

Jesus brought swords and ordered that his followers bought some, too.

     
Ride on bro. Show us more illiteracy.

As fela anikulapo said, watin lawyer go take hammer do?

I guess,its definetly not the way a capenter uses it.
but he has it.

What will a peacemaker who brought sword and ordered his followers to buy more swords go take swords do for peace "table"? Its for war. And war in arabic is harb.

A peace maker, thanks for that. .since he is a peacemaker, maybe he is trying to
distroy every items of violence.
You have to own a land,to clear the land

Jihad is struggle. and everyone loves to struggle against something. if you are a good soul, you will struggle against evil.

What are you talking about? Muslims preaching everyday remains,
JIHAD ON AMERICA, JIHAD FOR ALLAH
What are they struggling for?

Its like you are confused on the act of your prophet too.

MrBible:
Demons work through the flesh.

They work through the flesh to the souls of the unbelievers.
They can live temporalily in the body but cant posses it.Our body still remains the temple of God.

We all are sinners but we are not possesed.

MrBible:
@Judek2
[size=13pt]s-e-x-u-a-l immorality, impurity, depravity, idolatry, sorcery, hostilities, strife, jealousy, outbursts of anger, selfish rivalries, dissensions, factions, envying, murder, drunkenness, carousing, and similar things (Galatians 5:19-21) .

All the above are signs of demon possession, it even mentions sorcery and murder if these are not demon possession then I wonder what demon possession is?.[/size]

The passage never made mention of demon possesion. So I wonder how you linked it with the discussion.

The passage is only pointing out the sins of the flesh which is in contrary with the holy spirit. It therefore advices us to be led by the Spirit against the works of flesh mentioned.

@Mod.

I cant be allowed to vote .
It keeps telling me to login or register to cast your vote or see the results of this poll even as I'm online and even as I logged off and logged in again severaly.

Sweetnecta:
@Judek2: Since you are on a "laffing" show, where do you place the "we [christians] are created in the image of God, making christians His sons and daughters"

Where you created in the Image of Goat?

skid from mail4gift2? ask the guy when are all christians going to be invisible, since God is always Invisible?

We are already invisible because Boko Haram cant see us therefore bombing their fellow Muslims in the North,and we sit and watch them.
The ultimate invisibility will be on the rapture when Jesus will gather his people to himself,and you won't see me again,but I will still be watching you.

proo212 is another racket. rukayah says the bible says Jesus brought sword and a christian said it was not a fighting sword. thats the explanation of the christian. but reality is that the sword was not to bring peace, so it has to be for fighting. instead, you are asking rukayah to reckon with the few muslims who cause mayhem, while the majority does not.

Are you refering to the Sword of Allah?

(The Bible says,"put on the whole armor of God". Literaly your type will wear a Helmet,giddle,boot,breastplate,and carry your shield with the left and Sword with the right hand,then match on for JIHAD, well,thats Just how your mind interprets it. The believers do understand.

Anyway, i dont have to guess who is using the sword today? They no longer use Swords but Bombs.

when are you going to be invisible, mr. christian comedian, since you will claim you are also created in the image of God making you His son?

We (believers) are sons of God, Jesus Christ brought us closer to his father as the only Begotten Son.

I worship you Jesus. .MY SAVIOUR. .

how many sons and daughters has the christian God? there are three God Personalities; Father, Ghost, Son. which one is the father of the christians? ironically, the christians say one of them is their father and also the father of one of the three God Personalities.

Are you refering to the three daughers of Allah?

I'm superior to you. Why? Because I'm in peace with the trinity,while you are in confusion trying to explain it to yourself.
You are like an infant trying to understand Physics.

First class confusion! With all the children, only one was killed for just eating fruit from a tree by the first man and woman. The best son born after the incident, is killed for something he didn't do, fighting all the way. imagine if the sin of Adam and Eve was more than a mere fruit? how many children would have lost their lives? I guess their mothers would have been made childless.

And I guess you wouldnt have existed by the way.
For your note,The wicked Cain killed Abel out of envy,so I dont know where you got all that trash from.Maybe that's what your confused Mohammad wrote in his Novel.

That answers your question.