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Sports / Even If You Put The Answer In Front Of Them, They Wl Still Fail Exams by Judeoxide(m): 11:46am On Jul 07, 2022
Is it ASUU or just pure dumbness, What is wrong with our young generation?

The post vs the comments shocked

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Crime / Re: Deborah Samuel: Aftermath Of The Sokoto Student's Lynching (Graphic Photo) by Judeoxide(m): 6:56pm On May 13, 2022
Fragility6:

In 1995,a group of 9 wahabists were arrested for doing something similar during Abacha's regime. 8 were sentenced to death. The last person was spared coz he had connections. He was handed over to Mutallab (father of the Christmas day bomber and former first bank chairman). Mutallab pushed the killer into banking since he had a degree in economics.Man later went on to become CBN governor.The name of that man is Sanusi L. Sanusi... In Asari's voice 'how many times will they tell you that Nigeria is not for you'
omoh, I knew that man is something else. Everything about him was and is still dark.

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Crime / Re: Photos Of Soldier Donatus Vonkong Killed By Drunk Policeman In Borno by Judeoxide(m): 8:48pm On Feb 04, 2022
It's says drunk. Too much food is also bad. Too much of everything is bad. I can give you many advantages of drinking but I have none for drunkenness
Business / Re: EEDC Decries Rising Spate Of Energy Theft In South-east by Judeoxide(m): 8:50pm On Jan 16, 2022
franciskaine:
the prepaid meters read faster than the way it should. The distribution companies are all crooks. The average Nigerian home shouldn't gulp more than 5000-10000 per month on prepaid. How this things tend to skyrocket with little power usage puzzles everyone. These meters are programmed by the discos to shortchanged Nigerians.

If electricity is dis expensive, I dint think the average white home will have all the basic facility they enjoy.
It happened to us at first, but when we changed all our light bulb to 3watt and some 5wt,
(That's the highest)
Regulate our refrigerator, turn on light only when it's needed and change over when everyone leaves the house.
Omo na that time the prepaid meter begin make heavy sense.
Just avoid water heater and electric cooker,
You should be fine.
Adapting to change is never easy

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Business / Re: EEDC Decries Rising Spate Of Energy Theft In South-east by Judeoxide(m): 8:45pm On Jan 16, 2022
princeSammyz:
How much is 100 units of electricity in your area? N2700 here. Hope we're not being ripped?
and you are complaining.
Our is 26 unit for 1000
Do the maths.

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Crime / Re: US-Based Nigerian Doctor Caught With A Gun & Disgraced (Video) by Judeoxide(m): 10:24pm On Aug 02, 2021
Jupiter7:


So people should not come back again to attend weddings or burials. Your comment shows your stupidity.
foolishnes is your linage that's why nairaland is your home
The home of easy insults tribal and religious war..you are the most stupid among all.
Hidiot
Crime / Re: US-Based Nigerian Doctor Caught With A Gun & Disgraced (Video) by Judeoxide(m): 3:08pm On Aug 02, 2021
Lyddia:
A USA based Nigeria doctor was seriously disgraced by the police/vigilante when he was seen with a gun. He said he uses it for self protection. The man named Larry odigie from Benin, Edo state was arrested when he went to confront a mattress seller to ask for his money back.

Watch the humiliating video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkwhhJoL6aI



https://www.instagram.com/tv/CSAC8_Ng-wa/?utm_medium=copy_link
how you go get first hand ticket to safe country like amelika, and still chop liver return. Worse part with gun.
Surviving in Nigeria should be studied in the universities..
We dey try no be small.
Imagine nonsense interrogation.

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Religion / Re: Sex In The Church by Judeoxide(m): 6:29pm On Aug 01, 2021
FeliciaOja:
The Truth is your pastor has more sex than your average Christian.
Because they know Jesus always forgives our sins.
Catholics go to confession and their sins are forgiven.
Pentecostals give their life to Christ every Sunday. All their sins for that month will be wiped away.

So it make sense that Jesus forgive an adultrous woman from hypocrites like you morden day Pharisees.
If Jesus was alive today, He will still forgive bobrisky.
That's why the most adultrous people I know always run to Jesus after they commit sin because they know Jesus will always forgive them.
That's why you see olosho call themselves " Jesus baby" " God's favourite"
"Daughter of Jesus" in their profile.
Because these hoes know if they commit 3000 sins in a day. Once they run to Jesus for forgiveness he will always forgive them.


The pastor knows that Jesus will forgive him 7 x 70 times. So a pastor can fvck and sin and still come to altar and cry for forgiveness. Sins will be cleared.
Because Jesus is the master of forgiveness
He even forgave those who crucified him.
There is no amount of sin, Jesus can't forgive. After you cheat and fvck all you need to do is run to Jesus. Your sins will
the truth is bitter and most people are not ready for this..
They will attack and condem you..
But what you said is 100% truth.
The priest and pastors are worse than an average guy on the streets
Even the man after God's heart have issues with sex to the extent he sent a man to his death just to have sex with his wife.. It didn't stop there., his son continue where his father stopped and because of him, the line of kings stopped. Those men are probably in heaven..
See Abeg make una rest

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Religion / Re: Sex In The Church by Judeoxide(m): 6:25pm On Aug 01, 2021
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Religion / Re: Sex In The Church by Judeoxide(m): 6:09pm On Aug 01, 2021
Lordmustikash:

May God bless you for this.
The all out fixation on sex is so funny, I mean, look around guys, there are more pressing issues to be dealt with by the church, but yeah, it's sex. Personally, I think these people hampering on this sex issues have underlying sexual problems they're battling with and hence judging others too makes it easier to sleep at night
exactly my point.

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Religion / Re: The Lords Chosen: Deaf And Dumb Couple For 35yrs And 40yrs Healed Simultaneously by Judeoxide(m): 6:04pm On Aug 01, 2021
ford101:
do you think you are better than anybody.what type of question this that.am so sorry for you and your type.God show me mercy and Grace because of people like this fool.
you quickly call God and quickly called him a fool
What's the difference between you and him
Kettle calling a pot black..
Una get problem
Religion / Re: Sex In The Church by Judeoxide(m): 10:29am On Aug 01, 2021
People just go to the very part of sin that the have control over and label it the worse.
If only you know how mighty God is., you will know how funny this your topic sounds.
To me, looking at the Bible from genesis to revelation. Sex is hardly the problem. But self righteousness have blinded this generation to the point that we have become so hypocritical in nature..
It's a wave and will surely pass. Let's deal with our main problem first... Nobody can claim saint when it comes to sex please not even Angels for they came down and slept with the daughters of men
Biko leave me abeg

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Religion / Re: What Line From A Christian Song Resonates With You by Judeoxide(m): 10:19am On Aug 01, 2021
killALIEN:
Any non Christian commenting on a Christian post as such should be stoned to death.

You cant have people pledging to islamic faith when it comes to muslim post. Keep same energy on Christian POST/ARTICLES.

SAY NO TO ISLAM!


Theres this hymn song that brings tears to my eyes whenever i sing along, i just noticed my heart sinks whenever i hear the song.
If you a Catholic/Pentecostal/Protestant/Anglican you definitely might have come across the song.

Sigh!! Now i feel lost!
God help my soul.
you are worse than the devil himself

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Business / Re: 'If You Don't Have ₦500k At 26 & Above, You Don't Have Purpose In Life' - Lady by Judeoxide(m): 8:52pm On Jul 30, 2021
Dagger111:
This is a fool mentality. As such, we will continue falling under articles below:

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.


Werey lady.
you are just awesome my guy..
You too much
Family / Re: Why I Married My Wife? by Judeoxide(m): 3:58pm On Jul 29, 2021
Ishilove:

Something happened in my presence. My male cousins are always at loggerheads with each other because the younger one is a complete jerk with no respect for anyone. His brother is older by 5 years, but that doesn't deter Cousin Jerk from being disrespectful. Cousin Jerk vandalised his older brother's vehicle because he is a wicked person, and it took their parents intervention for the older one not to 'murderlize' Cousin Jerk for this evil act.

So one Sunday, the family went to church except for the enfant terriblé of the family who stayed behind to forment evil. The family were driving back from the service when they saw Cousin Jerk in the midst of some hooligans. He had gone to meet them to see if he could take some of them to go and beat up a clergyman who had the effrontery to report his misdeeds to his mother. However, it seemed like Cousin Jerk, in the process of trying to pay them, had started giving them orders. This did not go down well with the thugs. They started roughing up Cousin Jerk. One brought out a butcher knife and was about to strike Cousin Jerk when his older brother sprang like James Bond from the vehicle and tackled the thug to the ground. Mind you, Cousin Jerk and his brother were not on talking terms. His older brother had disowned him and vowed that even if he sees his younger brother in trouble, he will not intervene because the boy was a wicked and evil person. The damage this boy did to his brothers car was worth more than 100k and his older brother was still very bitter about it.

All na mouth. When danger came knocking, older brother instinctively fought danger to protect his blood. Instinct. That's what love does. It breaks down barriers. When older brother jumped in defence of his satanically evil sibling, his phone fell and one leg of his pam sandals flew to one corner, but he did not notice it because all his attention was focused on not allowing that butcher knife touch his brother. I'm the one who exited the vehicle to pick the phone and slippers.

That's love.
you see this evil kind of brothers
They are the ones that become cultist. Nothing can change them. And God will still keep them alive as example for people to avoid. But his end is always bitter and sad..
We get them plenty for area.
But if them ever change, you go understand the conversion of apostle Paul.. The once Christian killer

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Politics / Re: Hakeem Baba-Ahmed: By 2023, APC Would Have Completely Wrecked Nigeria by Judeoxide(m): 8:52am On Jul 27, 2021
MANDIPUTIN:


https://www.channelstv.com/2021/07/26/by-2023-apc-would-have-completely-wrecked-nigeria-baba-ahmed/?
this man is bold.. When you see a northerner that calls a spade a spade, you will truly appreciate them.
But they are very rear..
Politics / Re: Hakeem Baba-Ahmed: By 2023, APC Would Have Completely Wrecked Nigeria by Judeoxide(m): 8:50am On Jul 27, 2021
Nuelito:
This kontri matter big pass zuma rock
But zuma rock inside the country Na, so definitely it's bigger than the said rock
Crime / Re: Tope Alabi Robbed At Gunpoint In Ogun, Police Arrest Suspects (Photo) by Judeoxide(m): 4:06pm On Jul 26, 2021
OmoOgunOriginal:


https://punchng.com/three-arrested-as-ogun-police-robbers-clash/
crime has no tribe, no religion, no race.. nairaland should do something about this tribal issues with nairalanders.. Unless they are enjoying it..
No serious platform or website accept racial abuse..
But our own harbours tribalism and tribal e war.
Grammatical error checkers food Don done
Politics / Re: We Have Not Stopped Nigerians From Using Twitter - FG Tells Court by Judeoxide(m): 6:16pm On Jul 23, 2021
post=103994295:
Twitter made a statement in which they said they don't know President Buhari and which country he runs.

When you're blinded by hate and self imposed narrow mindedness, you will applaud someone who is clearly insulting you.
Most Nigerians who are sympathetic with Twitter today don't know how much of an insult this comment is to even them.
They see Buhari as the target here but there are two elements in this insult.
Twitter says they don't know President Buhari.
But they didn't stop there.
They also added that they don't know the country he is leading. In other words they don't know Nigeria.

Twitter is brazenly saying they don't know Africas most populous nation and the country with the highest concentration of black people in the world. Twitter is brazenly saying they don't know a country where over 11 billion dollars of their revenue comes from with over 40 million subscribers.


Some years ago Pastor Chris Oyakhilome chose to use twitter to communicate some prayer information to Christ Embassy members worldwide.
Within few weeks Pastor Chris broke the records of having the most amount of followers within such a short period.

In their arrogance, Twitter called Pastor Chris' twitter account to question and described the followership as bogus.

Simply put, Twitter believed that nobody from a place like Nigeria had enough clout to garner such followership within such a short time - a feat that no Hollywood star was able to achieve -.

Pastor Chris wasn't prepared for their drama, he pulled out of twitter and challenged his church tech people to design a platform that the church can use. That's what gave birth to Yookos.

Today Yookos is a formidable competitor with Twitter so much so that ex President Barack Obama acknowledged the giant strides made by the platform within such a short time after it was launched.

Eventually twitter confirmed Pastor Chris' account and "apologized" but it was too late.
Pastor Chris had moved his huge followership into Yookos.

Several years later Twitter is saying that they don't know the country that the same Pastor Chris comes from.
That's arrogance taken too far.

Any Nigerian who tolerates this insult is just a self hating sychophant.

Someone says you and your country don't matter and you're jubilating.
Is that not a serious sickness?

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On a lighter note,
*We heard someone telling his landlord that his rent money for the year is trapped in his Twitter account*

*The landlord too is now abusing Buhari grin cheesy wink grin cheesy wink


Dem [/b] : AKA [b]DA truth in da building!
tongue tongue tongue
Truth is not bitter, just that some people are bitter to the truth.

We Rise!
May you never hold public office or hold prominent position, you are worse than the whole buhari government combined
Twe
Religion / Re: Do You Support Stand Up Comedy In Church? by Judeoxide(m): 12:21pm On Jul 11, 2021
Bluezy13:


That's a fallacious statement.
The sin I know the bible said is irredeemable is the sin of blasphemy.
Some pastors crack jokes during sermon, does that mean they will go to hell ??
Where exactly in the bible is it written that when one makes someone laugh in the temple that one must go to hell ??
Sin is an immoral conduct. Is making someone happy an immoral conduct ??

I am neither a Christian nor in support of cracking jokes in churches but that doesn't mean that those who do it will not make heaven.
The bible has given a criterion for going to heaven which is only believing on Jesus Christ, and this makes me wonder what gives you such temerity to conclude that someone that just crack a mere joke will go to hell, and besides, you didn't even specify if the joke is an immoral joke or a harmless joke that does not in anyway adulterate the essence of the gatherings of God's people.
yea truly you are not a Christian
God condemned comedy in the Old Testament
But make we leave am there
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Ordered Us To Bury Ikonso With 2,000 Human Heads, But We Got Only 30 by Judeoxide(m): 6:27pm On Jul 03, 2021
Cnach:

Nigeria has only 20% reasonable people..
my brother, I don't think it's up-to that amount ohh
I think it's 7% reasonable people ohh
Check well
96% of nairalanders are very unreasonable
Quick to conclusions
That's how we ended up here
I still remember how nairaland was in 2015
It was a hub for buharis
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Ordered Us To Bury Ikonso With 2,000 Human Heads, But We Got Only 30 by Judeoxide(m): 6:21pm On Jul 03, 2021
id911:
This Nairaland has made me to understand how dumb some Nigerians are. Whatever propaganda they see written in the media they believe even with how obvious it is. SMH
as in
This news is boldly writing that everything about is a capital lie
Vanguard very notorious with fake and doctored news
Nairaland very fast to push nonsense to FP
I just pity people that rely on nairaland for news update
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Warns Teams Could Be Fined If Players Move Drinks At News Conferences by Judeoxide(m): 9:32pm On Jul 01, 2021
FBIBOT:


The companies already paid uefa for the adverts the players aren't forced to drink it just leave it for viewers to see and drink whatever you want... It that simple....
we are saying the same thing
Just different approach
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Warns Teams Could Be Fined If Players Move Drinks At News Conferences by Judeoxide(m): 9:30pm On Jul 01, 2021
blueAgent:


See reasoning!!!!!

But the advert which is shown on every match time which pays the salary of this over pampered footballers does not have effect ABI?

Hypocrites.
do you even understand English at all
What's hypocritical about what I said?
Guy no be me keep your for your current condition ohh
Pack well
I no dey for this una nairaland dragging Abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Warns Teams Could Be Fined If Players Move Drinks At News Conferences by Judeoxide(m): 8:54am On Jun 18, 2021
they must not drink it
There is power in advertisement
Sometimes after a very hard day at work and you keep wondering what to eat or cook on your way home, then baam
Those indomie advertisement and posters everywhere will just make you go for it
Those drinks might make many decide to take them at that very moment

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Travel / Re: Lets Talk About Estonia by Judeoxide(m): 10:12am On Mar 21, 2021
truborn9ja:
I just contacted a school in tallinn and am waiting for their response... I hope its positive though because I gat to leave this country next year by God's grace.
Bross abeg how you take do am?,
I need leave this country before I mad ohh,
I am almost done with university
Just September remaining.
Pls my email is judeokpoko@gmail.com
Help a brother �

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Woman Shot Dead Inside US National Assembly (Video) by Judeoxide(m): 8:27am On Jan 07, 2021
Kingosytex:


Wetin concern America with Dj Switch?

They say that charity begins at home. Switch is at home fighting her own cause, Khaled and other Djs in America should fight their own battle.

Every aboki man with him kettle.

On a serious note, nothing differentiates Trump from an average African politician. He is too greedy.

Why he is this desperate to retain that seat is what I can't understand.
God bless you
At least we still get sane humans for nigeria

Till them leave go canada finish
Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by Judeoxide(m): 10:17am On Nov 29, 2020
EwuGambia:
Which kyn wahala be this..... undecided

My advice....
You have obviously made some foolish mistakes....which is sad...and is only human....but if you keep dwelling on it, you might not move forward.

The best advice i can give now is to stop the blame game...i see you blaming your father in a comment below. I dont think the man has any influence in your present predicament, at least you did very well for yourself at some point in time, which shows you are very capable of success...i have a personal belief "if you did it before, you can do it again"....
Soo my Man...dust yourself up, dont get too personally involved with your wife and her family....see your kids when you can, avoid spending nights with them, mentally convince yourself that you dont have a wife....and reduce how you trust people...

Better opportunities would still come your way.....just learn from your mistakes and move on. When you get on your feet fully, you can work on formally seperating from your wife(its very necessary, and it doesn't guarantee that your children would suffer what you did... its up to you to determine if they suffer or not.) undecided
At this point no further comment is needed
You have said is all
No one can put it in a better way
Thank God nairaland still have human being
Not some animals that spwe trash and cause confusion
Politics / Re: Buhari On Looting: 'Turn Back Your Children If They Bring Back Unaccounted Goods by Judeoxide(m): 11:18am On Oct 26, 2020
TecM0:


If you like hear word oo , if you like go deaf oo

We the Yorubas won't allow some power drunk people shoot anybody on our soil without getting to the root of it

Wether your DJ Switch says 78 is your problem with her after all she isn't Yoruba

Our own concern is why anybody for any reason would shoot at anybody wether 1 or 78


.
You get sense
Politics / Re: EndSARS: Gunshots In Jos As Police And Protesters Clash by Judeoxide(m): 6:58pm On Oct 20, 2020
PastorFire:
Big lies. There were no protesters in Terminus.

Thugs came from nowhere and started attacking people burning two cars in front of Mr. Biggs and also one in front of Stanbic IBCT Bank. Hausa youths.
F*A*C*T
This OP
Self
And the mods rush put this lies for fp
I live in jos
I work at Hamado Bello way
I witnessed it first hand
Old airport
Hill station round about
West of mines junction and polo
Was blocked
There demands are
No school no trade fair
Peaceful ohh

Then those backward guys came with violence and started burning cars at taminus
Mr Big's

Things are calm now though

But the Hausa guys just
Crime / Re: Students Remove Police Signpost As #EndSARS Protest Gets Heated In Ekpoma by Judeoxide(m): 2:53am On Oct 10, 2020
NoshakingGod:
This is what police was warning against.
and who did dey tell before killing and extorting innocent people

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