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Please what is wrong with MTN abeg o. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other.VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: (1.) Dear customer are u HUNGRY? Text HGY to 35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT (2.) Dear customer need DELIVERANCE? Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself. (3.) Dear customer facing ancestral problems? Text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips (4.) Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap? Text SOAP to 35629 to receive dialy soaps to your phone (5.) Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN? Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart (.6.) Dear customer..wanna catch all the witches in your village? Text catch to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village. (7.) Dear customer, do you know there are people who don't want you to succeed in your village? Text Thunder Fire Them to 33050 Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS...for whatPlease they should stop these nonsense..

Tee99:
Funny but true. Make sense die! Kalo-kalo/mago-mago/dodo/ororo...dis slang just dey sweet me

not slangs but yorubas' grammar manipulation sequence. E.g gban gban,rada rada,pata pata,rede rede,kaba kaba, jati jati, etc

Etcetra is known for destructive criticism. It is ok, if he wants to correct or challenge a status quo, but it becomes counter productive and debilitating, if he criticizes with anger, hatred and bitterness. At least, these celebs made great attempt to contest, and they believe they can make a change. Is etcetra, a psychologist ? Why presume what they can do and what they can't do if they get there? The problem is not, who is contesting, the problem is that the populace has been short-changed by the constitution. The constitution should be amended, so as to give the populace, the absolute power to remove any IMPOTENT elected office by referendum. Let's support anyone, that believe in change, our ministry should be to edify others and not to pull others down. The future is here.

Usminous:
thunder go fire you if you talk france again...........nobi you i saw at Abule Egba just nw...........na lie go kill you.......lol

not me, maybe cramjones or seun

Can't believe it's hard over there, but it's quite easy for beautiful ladies to find good hubby here in france.

ok

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golor:
Pls nairalander's help me with a good suggestion on how to manage 10k a month.im a student of uniuyo,even with my provision,i still find it difficult to manage 10k allowance monthly.lyk dis semester i came wit an ideal of not cooking soup cause i think soup consume a lot of cash. i do eat soup outside why i cook rice,indomie and beans in my house.i stop cooking soup cos 1. I don't know how to cook. 2.i don't eat a soup dat has sleep more than two days and 3.it consume a lot of cash.pls i need ur sincere advice and idea.

Firstly, learn how to cook, it doesn't cost much to cook nice food. It only requires SKILL. so learn the skill. It will be useful not only in school, but also during your service year and period of "bachelorship".
You save more money, if you cook your food yourself.

Secondly, depending on how much you eat daily, buy food stuff that can sustain you for the month. e.g

a.) 3 kongo of Rice. #900.00
b.) 2 kongo of Beans #600.00
c.) 4 kongo of gari #600.00
d.) Palm oil (1 bottle) #200.00
e.) Dried and Grounded Peper ( 1/2 kongo) or you buy dried pepper and grind it yourself. You cant spend more than #400.00 for that.
f.) Dried Fish #1000.00
g.)Kerosene (4 litre) #1000.00
h.) Maggi, Salt, Onions, matches and Egusi. #500
i.) 0thers

If you spend #5000.00 for buying provision, you cant finish it, before the next month.

Thirdly, Set a limit on the remaining #5000.00, you dont have to finish everything, you can be saving #1000.00 every month, in case of delayed allowance or unforseen circumstance. Know your level, dont compare yourself with others. Know where you are going and what you went to school to do. You will make it.

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mydex93:
Even with d way ur sentences are bn constructed,it shows that ur IQ is very low and I shudnt even bother replying you

I seeee, why can't you avoid a scammer with your very high IQ.

mydex93:
help every1...this guy is a scammer..i sent him 1k for the mtn 1g data plan....immediately he got d card,he erased all his data on whatsapp and switched off his fone..plzzzzz beware of him ooooooooooo....he has even just changed his moniker

I don't believe you, he must have send you the data plan, and you decided to get another one free. I have met people like you, who are greedy, and will go about destroying people with their mouth. May God forgive you. I don't know the guy, and doesn't wanna know him.

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Is obvious the posters above me posted rubbish



....::::::::It is better to let the body rest (sleep) than to stay awake while the brain is observing siesta:::::::::.......

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femmy2010: The Govt should stop fooling Nigerians jare.
If USA doesn't sell Weaponry and craft the Russians would gladly sell and even collect payment on delivery.
Instead they used a privately owned jet to move cash "supposedly" meant to procure arms from SA.
What happened to all our Military Aircraft that can be used for such a mission? What happened to our CBN moving the cash to SA for them?
Nigeria is indeed a theater of the absurd.
God Have Mercy.

Nobody is fooling anybody, they need weapons to fight BH and US is frustrating the legal acquisition of it, because of human right abuse. Is US innocent of human right abuse in war-torn countries like Libya, Afganistan e.tc.? He that come to equity, must come with clean hands. US is not the standard of the world, and she must stop terrorizing the world.

Hmm

How much of God do you know?

Velvet86: Please is anyone experiencing the same problem as I am.?
My decoder is always changing channels on its own & the most annoying is the rebooting/scanning which takes ages to complete.

Pls what is actually the problem?
Is it Software issues?

It's very frustrating especially when it causes you to miss important episodes.

You must have spent ages monitoring it. Na wa o

cbrass: Most times I get confused and amused at the folly by some self acclaimed christians.

1. A guy just finished fornication or masturbating and he will say "ITS YOUR HEART THAT MATTERS"

2. A lady dress so skimpy, infact you can see through her dress, but if you challenge her on this she will say "ITS YOuR HEART THAT MATTERS"

3. Most church choirs have suddenly get tired of singing the original christian hymns hence they convert world songs and beats and sing it in church to the point that fuji music as been branded to Gopsel-Fuji, if you challenge them they will say "ITS YOUR HEART THAT MATTERS"

4. To round it all, a pastor caught in adultery ,when challenged will just say" WE ARE SAVED BY GRACE". That's after reminding you that "ITS YOUR HEART THAT MATTERS".

Christianity is 100% brokeness. That's what christ taught his disciples. If you can't forgo anything for Christ, you are nt ready yet. Sometimes, you have to forgo your personal ambitions and dreams, your desires and personality. God bless. You can read this: http://askpentagon.com/article.php?id=1 http://askpentagon.com/article.php?id=64

Hmm

tomakint: ...all these bullshit as a result of Genesis chapter 16 verses 2 - 16. How I wished Father Abraham had not listened to Sarah. So much for 'Religion of Peace'!

you are right, you must be a bible scholar. I wrote expansively on this, in my first book: MAN OF VALOR

Zillight: 1. Kore
2. Kore
3. Kore
4. Kore
5. kore

..........the guy too much mhen.

what's the title of his latest album.

1---Panam Percy Paul. 2. Chris Delvans. 3. Sinach. 4. Iyke Onka. 5. Kore

The egg on auction belonged to the elephant bird
which lived in Madagascar off the coast of Africa until its extinction over 200 years ago.
Just how large is this egg in comparison with others,
you ask?
It can hold the contents of seven ostrich eggs, ken
eggs or 12,000 hummingbird eggs.
The 1ft long egg is expected to reach between
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Billingshurst, West Sussex
Errol Fuller, the sale curator at Summers Place
Auctions, spoke of the egg:‘In fact it is the largest
egg ever recorded and engineers have calculated
that structurally and functionally it is impossible for
an egg to be any larger.’
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sainty2k3: Some demands were met with compromise. The honour of senate president is at stake if Jonathan didn't reinstate residency immediately as promised, but do the really care about us? I think the answer is Nooooo

The Medical profession is a noble one. Lives are meant to be saved by health workers. Had it been, the doctor suspended their strike (Temporarily, for just 3 days) when ebola broke out, and help with sensitization only, without treating anyone. They would have the sympathy of the masses. But now, everyone care less about them. It's a pity. And u said, David Mark promised to help with the reinstatement of residency. You cant take politicians for their words. They are constantly in different state of matter.