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Politics › Re: Let The Igbos Go — Asari Dokubo (Video) by jumper524(m): 11:07am On Jul 06, 2023

No body hold any igbo man from relocating oo.
Those noises are from those hungry scavengers whose only source of livelyhood are stipends given to them by their uncles who visits them from lagos and other states during December.
They are so envious of those peaceful and productive igbos outside their region and want to invite violent so others can chase them away and they relocate to their villages so they can steal from from them like they've done to those who has ran away from their region.
Now nothing to steal again, they are going about attacking simple businessmen in their region, burning the Keke they collected on loan and want them to become ravaged and terrorist inclined.

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Politics › Re: Make Sure You Give Vice President Shettima A Slap If He Offers You (pics) by jumper524(m): 9:53am On Jul 06, 2023

fixitbyjal:
What's in the nonsense that's incomprehensible
I comprehended it well
How can you say the number 2 citizen be given a slap cus he offers to give you anything using his left hand

So I repeat there's no sense in your topic

he actually meant those elders who are of the habit of violently correcting young ones who mistakenly uses their left hand to over certain documents to individual should either stop now and politely correct them or they can do the same to our vice president if he hands them a document via left hand since he's a left handed person and can most likely make same mistake.

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Politics › Re: Make Sure You Give Vice President Shettima A Slap If He Offers You (pics) by jumper524(m): 9:48am On Jul 06, 2023

Merry100:
If someone offers you something with their left hand, you can politely ask them to use their right hand if you believe it is considered taboo. It is important to note that this behavior might not be intentional on their part, as they could be left-handed. Sometimes, left-handed individuals subconsciously give something with their left hand because it is their dominant hand and the hand they are accustomed to using. Engaging in a confrontation or resorting to physical violence, such as slapping, is illogical and makes no sense. It is more sensible to address the situation calmly and respectfully.

during my secondary school days, I went to dining to eat as usual with other students, took my bread and tea on my right hand while I proceeded to take my boiled egg with my left hand, the dining master called me back like it was something reasonable and gave me a resounding slap and the whole people in the dining hall focused on me. Mehn I was in bitter tears as I felt it was totally unnecessary.
That same day, scorpion bit that man while students were arranging food materials in the store and he was supervising. He was rushed to the hospital and most student were attributing it to instant karma.
Don't know if its instant

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Politics › Re: APC Behind Mmesoma Jamb Result Predicament by jumper524(m): 9:28am On Jul 06, 2023

This kind mumuness/clout chasing na old school.
E no dey work again.

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Education › Re: I Didn’t Go To Any Computer Centre” – Mmesoma Ejikeme Finally Opens Up by jumper524(m): 9:11am On Jul 06, 2023

LionTiger:
It was just a glitch as a result of poor network.

even the fake SMS she posted was also a glitch right?
It was redirected to a fake server.
Jokers.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NIMC Is Trying To Make Me Loose International Job. Please Help by jumper524(m): 8:51am On Jul 05, 2023

Emir8:
I don't know what to do again! I got an international job which will require me to work from Nigeria and I have submitted all other document but the company is not accepting my NIN Slip. They said it is one-faced Id and cannot be accepted.

I downloaded the NIMC App and tried to activate my account but no OTP is send to my mobile phone number.

I went to the NIMC state headquarter in the state I live and complained. They checked my email and phone number in their system and all are correct. They told me to keep on trying the App. I have been trying the App day and night and no OTP was send to activate my account.

I was asked to check if the plastic one is ready for collection. The web page (https://nimc.gov.ng/eid-card-issuance/) does not exist.

I tried to check the status of the plastic one if it is ready through their website - http://touch.nimc.gov.ng/ The page is no longer existing. Everything about NIMC is not working now.

I even make attempt to get driver's license, I was told it will take 60 days to be ready.

Please what will I do again. I don't want to loose this job. I have send messages to different emails in NIMC but no response. I have submitted the police clearance certificate containing my 10 fingerprints yesterday but they still insist I will not be assigned roles until national ID is provided and the documentation period deadline is Monday 10/07/2023

The company said they are not accepting the blank backside below

go to cafe and print the new slip those Nimc cafe then laminate it.

Education › Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by jumper524(m): 8:48am On Jul 05, 2023

uchwar1:
pls how did u get it? I didn't see the App

they've done the needful, the app has been removed.

Education › Re: Alleged Forgery: No Plans To Sue JAMB – Mmesoma Ejikeme’s Father by jumper524(op): 8:08am On Jul 05, 2023

geesilver:
Somebody knew more than what we all know about this case here.... it's either JAMB or the alleged victim

Bros that result template she parades is no longer issued by jamb, its not even a high case forgery.
If she had used the modern template we can then call it jamb glitch, witch hunt or maybe fraud.

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Education › Re: Alleged Forgery: No Plans To Sue JAMB – Mmesoma Ejikeme’s Father by jumper524(op): 8:07am On Jul 05, 2023

The father is still not aware that his daughter fooled him and many others.
She's parading an old result template that can be easily forged, a result jamb stopped using in 2021 due to the facts that's its easily forged.

It's not about tribal affiliation, if she had the modern template of result, she might have a case, we might call it witch hunting or jamb glitch but it's clearly not it.
Every reasonable person knows its fraudulent and I can bet it no lawyer would take up the case, forget all these media stories of lawyers trying to catch up with clout.

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Education › Alleged Forgery: No Plans To Sue JAMB – Mmesoma Ejikeme’s Father by jumper524(op): 8:01am On Jul 05, 2023

Ejikeme Romanus, the father of Miss Mmesoma Ejikeme, who was accused of falsifying the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) by the Joint Administration and Matriculation Board (JAMB) said there is no plans to sue the board.

The father of the controversial student disclosed this in an interview with The Nation on Tuesday.

Ejikeme Romanus, who denied plans to seek redress in court, said media reports that the family had dragged JAMB to court, demanding N20 billion over alleged misrepresentation of facts were not true.

The reports alleged that while seeking a court injunction, Mmesoma sought a restraining order on JAMB and any of its personnel from issuing any further comments on the alleged forged results till further notice.

Ejikeme said the family was not contemplating engaging the services of any lawyer, but would leave the matter to God who he said is the only person that can grant them justice.

He insisted that his daughter had been exceptionally brilliant from nursery school, stressing that linking such individual to forgery was unfortunate.

According to him, “I’m a commercial motorcyclist but majorly a musician. We moved to Nnewi three years ago from Oba. But my daughter did her primary school in Ogbunike central school where she was toping her class till she moved over to Oba where she still maintained first position.

“When we relocated to Nnewi and had to transfer her to her present school, her teachers and classmates in Oba school were calling her, crying that her absence was affecting the school because she used to represent the school in various competitions.

“The principal even called me requesting to be paying for my daughter’s transport to and from Nnewi to be attending her school. But I declined the offer. That’s to tell you the extent they cherished my daughter due to her extraordinary performance.

“Meanwhile, she doesn’t pride in her performance because it’s not anything to her. Mmesoma has always been a hardworking and studious student who doesn’t joke with her studies. She entered the present school from SS1 after writing her junior WAEC in Oba. Her results are there for anyone to see. It’s a public school.

The 362 score she got is what she saw in the SMS sent to her by JAMB, after sending her code to the portal. That’s the same score she had been parading with for over two months before this controversy came up.

Describing a deliberate delay by JAMB in releasing the authentic results of the highest scorer, Ejikeme urged the exam body to stop defending itself and tell the whole world the truth.

He added, “I’m surprised that JAMB kept quiet all these while until now they came up with another result. But what I’ve discovered as a father is that JAMB deliberately delayed coming up with the allegations so as to come up with something they would use to defend themselves.

“The new score they’re claiming my daughter got is not her result. It’s unfortunate that the same people that supposed to offer her an award for coming out top are pulling her down.

“My daughter has been weeping all these while and we’ve been consoling her that nothing is too hard for God to do. She’s not happy that her result was not only altered but she’s being falsely accused for what she did not do.

“How can they accuse my daughter of such allegations when she doesn’t work with JAMB? When journalists come to interview her, one of the questions I asked them is does the person you’re interviewing look fraudulent? For me, it’s only a dullard that can engage in such a crime.

“My daughter studies so hard that even when you ask her to go to bed late in the night, she will insist on reading more. Because she wants to study Medicine and Surgery, she rarely sleeps, especially during exams. So after all the stress, someone will say her result was forged.

“On what we intend doing, there’s nothing else we can do than to insist JAMB should tell us the truth. They should stop defending themselves and tell the whole world the truth. Even if my daughter is asked to sit for this exam repeatedly, I’m sure she will still come out best. She’s my daughter. She has never taken second in class.

“Besides, all my children, two girls and boys are all brilliant. You can go and inquire from their teachers if you so wish. Just that we don’t make noise about it, just like I earlier said. Even the Soludo panel setup should go ahead with the investigation. I’m not ready to engage the services of lawyers, let justice be done.”

Also speaking, Mrs. Uchekwukwu Edum, Principal of Anglican Girls Secondary School (AGSS), Nnewi, where Miss Mmesoma Ejikeme is studying, expressed surprise at the announcement discrediting her score.

She said the school was still awaiting the outcome of a detailed investigation by the Department of States Services (DSS) when the news of the alleged forgery was broken on Sunday.

She said, “We’ve been at DSS to make statements, and waiting for investigation. I was surprised that no one heard from us, only for JAMB to make an announcement discrediting our student.

“All I can tell you is that we were in school when they (students) were scratching and checking their results. The first person had 295, another person had 265, and so on. We were still on it when Mmesoma came and brought her own result, and it was 362 and we requested that she brings evidence and when she did, we rejoiced with her.

“So, later we heard that there was someone (from another school) who got 360 and that she was the highest, so we had to call the education secretary in the diocese.
Our school is a mission school, so we decided there was a need to reach out to the commissioner on this. So the commissioner called JAMB, and they said there was no such thing, and that was confusion number one.”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/07/alleged-forgery-no-plans-to-sue-jamb-mmesoma-ejikemes-father/amp/

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Education › Re: App Used To Create Fake UTME Result Uncovered by jumper524(m): 9:39pm On Jul 04, 2023

Wow, just tested it

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Politics › Re: Wike, Tambuwal Lose Out As Akpabio Names Minority Leaders by jumper524(m): 8:58pm On Jul 04, 2023

taylor89:
Na people wey no know Wike dey let am have say in their circle

The greatest mistake Tinubu will make is allowing Wike head any ministry

Tinubu can’t control Wike and Wike ready to betray anyone over power

He’s my ex governor I know what I’m saying

so you know wike pass Tinubu.
You when your opinion on wike na watin media report dey advice Tinubu.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Should Negotiate With Bandits - Ex Gov Yerima by jumper524(m): 8:16pm On Jul 04, 2023

ahaz:
Jesu christi shai anu mi which CAN oppose what? You Muslims can lie for Aftica, Jesu!
Abeg dont exonerate your crimes against the people of Kaduna and don't use CAN for that your lame excuse..haba!

https://www.nairaland.com/7060061/reject-el-rufais-suggestion-inviting-foreign
Tread was even on nairaland.

Food › Re: Abuja Housewives Settle For Carrot Stew As Tomatoes Price Shoots Up by jumper524(m): 3:35pm On Jul 04, 2023

Buddha3:
So, are you eating your vomit now?

Since you've decided to be unfortunate enough to bring ethnic colouration and party affiliation under my mention.

No sane leader wakes up and makes two major economy deciding policies in the space of one week, without first putting up cushions to absorb the shock effects of those policies on the receiving masses. And in a country where our currency has mood swings worse than a menstruating woman, Tinubu's fire brigade approach was not properly thought out and planned.

This is not about Obi, Atiku, Kwankwaso or the Western puppet at Aso rock currently. It's about the fact that policies with deep rooted effects are being reeled out with absolutely no thoughts as to how they'll rub off on the people who are already struggling. While we're both sweating to stay afloat, this same elite class is busy apportioning salary increments, allowances and stupendous emoluments to themselves. They won't feel one bit of what you and I are feeling, but you'll still feel the need to come here and defend them with an empty stomach and a head full of problems and thoughts..

I made a mistake trying to work something with you.
Sorry, I just hope your household call you the perfect leader with the best of policies.

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Food › Re: Abuja Housewives Settle For Carrot Stew As Tomatoes Price Shoots Up by jumper524(m): 11:56am On Jul 04, 2023

Buddha3:
Abuja people did not vote for Tinubu, not even in second place. Yet we have to suffer the negative effects of the idiotic choice of other people who prioritised tribe and religion above our collective good.

Thank God bread don add price. Let us see how you people will wake up in the morning and go to eat ewa-goyin with pepsi.. !

political opposition and criticism is not reality.
The reality was unavoidable not even obi would avery it only difference is that you eat your vomit if obi were president and sane thing is happening.

Food › Re: Abuja Housewives Settle For Carrot Stew As Tomatoes Price Shoots Up by jumper524(m): 11:54am On Jul 04, 2023

abobote:
Carrot is more expensive than tomato

not in Abuja and not in raining season.

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Education › Re: Joy Ejikeme Displays Original Result From JAMB Portal by jumper524(m): 11:40am On Jul 04, 2023

Whoknow:
I guest this is assassination of character melted against the poor girl out of jealousy or what have you. If jamb result upgrade is possible and jamb knew it before now why have they not done something to stop it. Even jamb should be questioned if the narrative is true for allowing it's site to be porous.

jamb didn't say anything about upgrade rather they claimed its fake. Also what's so special about her for jamb to envy?
If they wanted to bring her down, they won't even release her result in the first place.
They clearly stated that the result she is using is no longer being used by them.

Business › Re: Bread Producers Serve Notice Of Imminent Hike In Prices by jumper524(m): 10:42am On Jul 04, 2023

Many manufacturing companies uses diesel not fuel. Also majority bread producers didnt have Acess to bank rate forex but market rate forex.
Bread production has been regulated through the scraping of the official rate and would be more competitive now.
Besides all these companies have been increasing price of commodes without a significant increase in the salary of its workers.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Should Negotiate With Bandits - Ex Gov Yerima by jumper524(m): 8:58am On Jul 04, 2023

Akwamkpuruamu:
Minister of Defence that couldn't protect or visit Kaduna South as a Governor for 8yrs

I'm sure we both know the FG is in charge of security not governors, I'm sure we both know that majority of southern kaduna is located in the rural part of kaduna so you blaming elrufai of not developing there is like blaming state governors for development in state capitals while ignoring rural areas.
Severally elrufai has criticised even Buhari for using soft hands on bandits.
I remembered vividly when elrufai proposed employing foreigners to tackle those bandits CAN opposed it.

Politics › Re: Na Lie, Work Never Finish. Nigeria Na Scam - Workers At Dangote Refinery(video) by jumper524(m): 8:21am On Jul 04, 2023

Weda na true or fake, no be we dey benefit from that capitalist.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Should Negotiate With Bandits - Ex Gov Yerima by jumper524(m): 8:14am On Jul 04, 2023

The only valid point in his speech is collateral damage.
While it's a valid statement, I think the era of sparing 9 thieves to save one innocent person has caused us much more harm as instead we tend to save 100 thieves while killing 30 more innocent.
Many innocent would suffer but this time banditry would no longer be lucrative if we take rigorous action against these set of people.
This is why I'll be the happiest person on earth should Tinubu make elrufai minister of defence.
Dude no matter how terrible many would attribute him knows how to make his ministry work.
Hes stabilised the kaduna work force and they no longer run on deficit while at same time still service their debts.
Same thing with the FCT and I beleive hell do so at any ministry.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Should Negotiate With Bandits - Ex Gov Yerima by jumper524(m): 7:47am On Jul 04, 2023

yinkus6750:
Negotiate?
That's not the language the understand.
Don't worry, with the new service chiefs, it's no longer biz as usual.

you dey mind the mumu, if anybody should call for negotiation, it definitely shouldn't be him anymore.
He was the same person who as governor negotiated severally with this bandits, an action that furthered emboldened those groups and made them stronger and now he's still calling for negotiation.
Criminal human

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Should Negotiate With Bandits - Ex Gov Yerima by jumper524(m): 7:45am On Jul 04, 2023

Yerima, Gumu and yari are all terrorist beneficiaries.

That's why yari wanted that number three position by all means and was ready to spend billions to achieve it.
Those gold depots in zamfara is what they are trying so hard to control using tribalism and sentiment we have as a yard stick..
But it won't be business as usual again as jagaban of borgu is miles ahead of them.

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Education › Re: JAMB score scandal: Anambra hands over girl to DSS, father laments by jumper524(m): 6:19am On Jul 04, 2023

WhisperedNoise:
If true, then
DSS has turned to a stooge.
Very disgraceful.

this has nothing to do with dss even if true, they were called over an alleged fraud and she was invited and released.
The person you shoul be holding responsible is the jamb body itself or the media making those report.

Politics › Re: With Strong Evidence Before The Court,tinubu Could Be 1st President To Be Remove by jumper524(m): 7:32am On Jul 03, 2023

Depriest2020:
Having strong case (evidence) is one thing, proving it before the judges is another thing.

no strong evidence to start with, just pin pointing the errors which inec made and being unable to provide a variable data despite having agents across board.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu's Journey To The Top: Oshiomhole's Role As The First To Step Down by jumper524(m): 7:23am On Jul 03, 2023

Ahmed0336:
Is Philip Shuaibu included?

I really can't blame shuaiby cos oshiomole was over demanding. He still owes Obaseki some trust and commitment.

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Politics › Re: Tinubu's Journey To The Top: Oshiomhole's Role As The First To Step Down by jumper524(m): 6:33am On Jul 03, 2023

Normaly Auchi people of edo state are usually grateful to any form of assistance.
I've stayed with them and even when things go sour, they still remember the good more than the bad.

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi should be President by jumper524(m): 6:31am On Jul 03, 2023

Bros never you consider suicide in your life no matter the sotuation.
Your in a debt not in a life or death situations, people has had worse than you and they've managed to bounce back.
I don't have money and I doubt if your going to get the money through this way bit don't ever contemplate suicide.
You are not so weak and you know.
If you run away from what your suppose to do, it's a shame full act but it's way better than suicide and have in mind you can always bounce back cos people have been to prison for murder and still they became somebody later in life.

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Romance › Re: Let Be Sincere, How Long Should The First Round Of Sex Last? by jumper524(m): 4:46am On Jul 03, 2023

When I'm in form, first round can go for 1hr but it ends only after the first round.
I need to refresh my mind.

But if I Don loose form, na 20min and if I eventually go for second round, it comes with head ache and over exhaustion.
It'll take me atleast the whole day to partially recover then 3 days to fully recover.

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Always Hate Doggy Style? by jumper524(m): 4:42am On Jul 03, 2023

theasand:
I don't hate it but I think it's so boring and overrated...
Plus, I don't get to make any eye-contact with my partner

finally someone with some real point.

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Romance › Re: Why Do Women Always Hate Doggy Style? by jumper524(m): 4:38am On Jul 03, 2023

rexlims:
. My guy believe this at ur own peril.
Guy anoda guy dey wire am doggy like say tmrw no dey.
I am yet to see a girl that doesn't like doggy though.

oga plenty girls no too like doggy.

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Politics › Re: Ministerial List: Serving Senators, Ex-bank CEO, Others Make First Batch by jumper524(m): 1:08am On Jul 03, 2023

mrvitalis:
An accountant as a minister of finance??

Oboy here we go again

It's about to go down... Accounting is a noble profession but appointing an accountant as a minister of finance shows this people don't know anything about economics what so ever

The minister of finance is the chief economic development policy formulator of the country...
It has little or nothing to do with accounting

A minister of finance should be minimum a PhD holder with 10 years minimum experience in a policy formulation and vast knowledge and experience in macro developmental economics

This is why Buhari failed , accountant as CBN Governor with mere MBA as highest qualification and an accountant as minister of finance again with MBA as highest qualification

Banking is micro economics, minister of finance is macro economics they are not similar at all...

It's like making a Med lab scientist a CMD of a general Hospital

It's about to go down

so you want us to beleive an economist is an expert in monetary policy and auditing while an accountant knows nothing about economics.
Jokes on you.

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