₦airaland Forum

Ppl living like say they own tomorrow.

Nairaland is worth 10billion naira

If he had removed the money out of it..it would have been just like the days on noah..when no one believed him..as they all continued with their lives getting married and giving themselves out to marriage. Feasting....but this is obviously a scam.

Putin is sick...its obvious.

This is what happens when u deal with someone who thinks 20 steps ahead..with the kind of data Elon musk will have access to. And his innovative self..he is going to be the worlds first trillionaire in dollars. He could even decide to challenge MARK in his metaverse race.though his companyof half man half machine neuralink is way superior to the metaverse.

Truvelisback:
That's the power of woemen. Woemen can influence men to do things even if it's against their will.

Like the slap will Smith gave that comedian cos of jada.

God1000:
One of the daughters of Ghanaian president Nana Akufo Addo, Edwina ova married her lover Maxwell Kofi jumah during the weekend.

Notable among the dignitaries that attended the event was nigerian business tycoon aliko dangote

It seems every African President wants to associate with this business mogul, Aliko dangote remains our pride

Ghanaians should please respect Nigerians that are doing legitimate business in that country, attacking their businesses every now and then is unacceptable

Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44

If Dangote attend your wedding..money must follow.

Goblin

From that remote it can't be 3months old. It's badly used.

Pray4meJC:
For privacy reasons, I'm an old nairaland member.

About 22 / 23 years ago, a classmate in secondary school lured us into the act of masturbation. Few days later, I started practicing the act and eventually ejaculated after tough stimulation lasting almost two hours. It got to a point I was almost getting addicted doing the unclean act.

Thereafter I graduated to pornography when internet was just starting in Nigeria.
I went further to committing adultery and fornication in the heart rather than with the body by peeping on girls and women having their bathe all to fulfill my lustful eyes. I even watched couple have sex by peeping.

Even though I have stopped and repented from these like 12 years back, I still find myself struggling with other bigger problems called wet dreams, unusual erections and wormlike vibrations in my body and sometimes body freezing at night for 30 seconds to 1 minute.

These wet dreams occurred 2 - 3 times in a week and repeat same in like manner every week compulsorily throughout the year and go on and on the following year. I have gone for several dry fasting and prayer deliverance to no avail.

I don't see myself having sex in the dream when these wet dreams occurred. Sometimes, when the wet dream is about happening I'm conscious and try screaming the name or blood of Jesus but it seems am just very powerless and before I know it, semen has spilled out and I will remain like that. Sleep is distorted and all efforts to sleep is impossible.

Sometimes, when I go to bed early by 8PM and I get caught up by wet dreams by 9:30PM, it means sleep for that night is gone completely. I sleep maximum 2 hours daily because this stuff has messed my mind and life up.

Whenever I lie down to sleep, different uninvited thoughts start forcing themselves on my brain both those that happened today and the ones of years ago. I always try deflecting them by replacing them with bible quote or singing praise to God in my head.

I woke up since 2:30 am today with a wet burser soaked in semen and started typing this because I couldn't no longer sleep. Afternoon sleep is very impossible for me as it has never worked for even 1 minute

I'm greatly troubled and worried because I read my bible and pray before going to bed. I dream about my former schools etc.

As I speak, this stuff has rendered me financially devastated with millions in debt. Could not obtain university admission 19 years ago, brain can't simulate, not married, no kids. Very recently this year my health (details withheld due to family members who might find this posts) is suffering as I can't do anything to earn a living as I easily sored tired in the heart.

PS: At night, every day for all these years, uncontrollable strong erections will suddenly start building up whether I put up underwear or not and I think this is more than the 'morning erections ' science talks about. This is pure spiritual manipulation for me. Same thing happens when I get close to some females whether matured or underage, stupid uncontrollable strong erections suddenly pop up without any sexual thoughts whatsoever to these innocent females. Unfortunately, these arousal is also a problem because it inhibits low self esteem, shame and quick withdrawal from whatever discuss I'm having to avoid the bulge being noticed.

Lastly, a year before I got myself ensnared in all these evil activities, I was already developing memory loss and a single headache that almost took my life prior to all these. The headache can be best described as "sawchain and hammer " tearing the skull to pieces and lasted for hours and resistance to drugs. That was the first and last time I experienced such and any other for that matter.

Where do I go from here? Depression is real when solutions are being defiled.

Do you have a wife...I find it hard to believe a man having regular sex with his wife is still having wet dreams like 3x in a week..and for erection, its normal to have that.

This guy go beat Aj...if dey ever jam

Time to know the real jagaban

And unwise woman...who acts before thinking...but truth be told this story looks doctored for to protect men who really have been molesting their daughters.

MrOON:
The annual Salary of the President of Nigeria is N14058820.00k.

In 4 years, it would be N56,235,280.00k.

So why would anyone apply for a Job with N100M just to earn N56,235,280.00k

The entire treasury is under him and and can assign it to whoever he pleases..he can award a contract via his loyalist scattered in all sectors of the economy..now u know.

68m TV na lie

All these is to get a juicy post at the end of the day.

eedimo:
My wife's food takes 4eva to be ready.
We usually loss our appetite before food is served.
I don tire

The food she's preparing now; she started by 8:30 and we are expecting it to be served by 12 earliest.

Women like that are very good cooks.

Googledman:
Hi guys, just opened this account to stay anonymous.

I've been dating this girl for 5 months now, everything I've been smooth until just yesterday evening. I was chatting with her through WhatsApp, it was all fun until i used a sticker of this skit maker ''ogb cultist". In that sticker, he raised his hand like he wanted to slap someone and his signature slang "You wan collect??"..

The response i got almost got me mad... She said she has known that I will be abusive, I'm wicked and all manner of talk. Then she said its over... IT'S OVER BETWEEN US. I tot it was a joke, like how can i explain me trying to joke and then the joke is now on me. I told her, i never meant it, it was just a joke. Even the preceding conversations before i sent in the sticker was all fun nd jokes but she said she couldn't risk being with someone that sees slapping someone as a joke. Moreover, why should i joke with such sensitive matters that just recently a claimed life of someone she look up to.

Now, this is serious has she have blocked my lines and no form of communication since.

Pls what should i do... A friend of mine said she is just looking for a slight opportunity to dump me. Is it enough reason to call a sweet relationship off. Pls i need advise.

Cut all ties with her..do not call her and do not beg her..if she is for you she will come back.

Reminds me of one of the pics my roomie sketched of a pics of my crush..he told me not to give her but I did otherwise and gave her..can't forget the look on her face..later went ahead to pay a real artist to sketch and frame her pics..but the damage was already done..lol.

[quote author=nwekeugochukwu post=111987945]A Nigerian dad has shared a photo of a drawing his daughter made of him, IGBERETV reports.

He shared the photo on Twitter. A lot of Twitter users found the drawing hilarious, and also applauded the girl's talent.

His Twitter post reads;

Nksleek:
A young lady was allegedly murdered inside a hotel room in Ozoro and her head cut off.

Focus Naija can report that the victim simply identified as Late Miss Adegor Rukevwe was said to be a socialite of the student community before her demise.

According to reports gathered from multiple sources, her headless corpse was found in one of the rooms of a popular hotel (name withheld) in town.

The hotel manager was said to be the one who reported the incident at the station, he was thereafter detained alongside other workers on duty that very day the incident took place and the hotel sealed up.

Messages sent to the image maker of the Delta State Command to confirm the incident were not replied as at the time of filing this report, however, sources privy to the incident told our reporter that the corpse was been evacuated to the mortuary.

Source: https://focusnaija.com.ng/2022/04/13/breaking-young-lady-adegor-rukevwe-sophia-found-murdered-inside-ozoro-hotel-her-head-cut-off/

She wants to BAMBAM! She wants to chill with the big boiz. May her soul rest in peace and the killers die a more painful death..they won't live to see the next 6months.

toyini1234:
I told the girl I liked how I felt and she replied thus

Go for the gal you want to date and be friends with a gal you want to be friends with..if a gal u want to date says she prefers being a friend. Always give am space and just delete her completely from your mind/side..no time to check time.

Omicronvaccine:
Fayose Visits Amala Joint After Picking His Presidential Nomination Form (Photo, Video)


https://igberetvnews.com/1417699/fayose-visits-amala-joint-picking-presidential-nomination-form-photo-video/

Looks like a form of ritual. Eating different things in public

They are actually Goats!!who does that..the new testament is very lenient. Few in old testament didn't do up to this and they were swallowed up..ask ppl who worked with old testament prophets and who we close to the tabernacle.

Proudlynaija:
1. What is the secret of that enticing light greenish color of Nigerian fried rice?
2. Which is best for frying the vegetables, butter or vegetable oil?

Picture source: cookpad.com/ng

Tumeric

Na for london u go see couple dey live inside house wey kitchen and sitiing room dey the same place no demarcation..

You cant build wealth without debt..its either you get into debt yourself or ppl get into debt on your behalf. You need good debt to amass wealth..ask dangote of the 500k his uncle borrowed him to start which he repaid in 3 months.

Never bothered about these
Cos am
Genotype AA
Blood group O+ve
RVS -ve
HbSAg -ve

2009

Nice ride..am going for cla 2016 by june.

One month salary pays my rent.