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vengedre:
Ur mama toto dumb

I know bastards like you are sure to go that route when you can't make a minute out to use your head. Not sure you have one though.
Not surprised at your comment, since you lost your virginity to your mother.
Your ant sized brain can't process anything but food.
Oloriburuku, omo Iran kiran.

vengedre:
Nonsense... Na syringe we go chop...

You are super dumb if that's all you can think of.

This guy is just an overgrown baby.
A guy with 30 billion Naira but Zero self worth.
Hnmmm.

ibkgab001:
I know LAUTECH will make the list


"Intimidation we Condole Not"

Condole
You have represented LAUTECH well.

Edopesin:
Stupid Government, I Bet You Buhari Will Say He Dosen't Know Anything Abt It

Guess you read with your teeth

Nor be wen wizzy finish show this guy come borrow am?
I dey there oo. I see am with my korokoro eyes

Useless thread early this year

FortifiedCity:
You don't know what you want.

Mo n wa ise labe yin oo

Poorly photshoped.
I would expect to see more than a few drops of blood from an accident that severe and the colours on the broken foot is a shade lighter than the other foot.

Asinwin

You suppose jump naaa

Brooke60:
Police officer?
Marriage is justt too scary bikonu

You are very right.

So is flying

And driving...

And eating...

Mariinee:
I wonder oh.

Good morning and thanks for yesterday.

Babe,
your moniker, mariinee
Your location, deep under the sea
Your profile picture, beautiful (very, if I might add) but also a pointer to ..... you know...
Tell me, should I be scared?

Her real face is somewhere behind the facial mask... Sorry makeup
Beautiful girl though, omo ti a ko, to tun gba eko.

The babe make sense die.


Oh sorry whats the issue for discussion?

Inspector General tomorrow

Beautiful, beautiful stuff you gat going here. Didn't know crochet is a thing (thought it was something for oldies to help them kill time).
My daughter has a deep love for crochet but I haven't done anything to encourage her. Is there anyway you can help in this regard. She's 10 and in JSS 2 BTW.

I need $400 PayPal urgently.
Scammers stay off.
I no dey pray "fall down and die oo", I go go Ijebu for you ni oo.

[left][/left]20 year old Nigerian upcoming artiste Johnny Creed whose ‘suicide’ went viral some days ago has been reported to be alive and no where near the grave as the initial viral reports claim.

Johnny Creed had reportedly killed himself after failing to meet the download target of 10K on his new song. The reports also claim that the 20 year old had made suggestive posts on his social media pages hinting that he could end up taking his life.

Surprisingly, although there were no photos online to back up the suicide claims, the news of his suicide was everywhere like wildfire just like in the case of another artiste (Skiibi) two years ago! It is with great shock but (joy) that we however receive the news that Johnny Creed’s suicide was meticulously staged by the artiste and his team to gain publicity. So it was a stunt after all, but is this the way?


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Spaxon:
even if you gimme commercial weed to smoke.....

I can never leave my phone here.......

Make we try am?

Who e bee?
What song did he sung ......... Nope,
What sing did he sang..............., soooorry
What sung did he sing
What sing did .......
Runs away

10000 mAh of battery
Is that a phone or dumbbell??

Does she drive?

Where's the pedal??

Omo ale jatijati

Na so your papa dey pay your mama before him marry her put for house?

If you check this idiot now, she has not worked a dime all her life, and want to live the good life.

No wonder Toke Makinwa is her idol/inspiration

NwaAmaikpe:


If every lady is claiming feminist.
If every woman wants female gender equality,

If every lady says men are scumbags.

Who are the plenty who end up as sidechicks?
Who are the plenty who ask us to send them airtime?

Confused females.
Big ups to Sarkodie

Who are the plenty that end up 'baby mommas'

Nigeria we hail thee

Hnmmmmm.

I don't know how the trains lasted this long. The tracks were laid before independence, with no maintenances.
Peace to the souls of the departed.

SOFTENGR:
North Korea Vs US alone.
What's the world's business with their problem?

Did you just ask what the worlds problem is with 2 overgrown kids, brandishing their nuclear weaponry.
You don't see how China, Russia, Israel, Britain are immediately dragged into the war within hours of the first shot fired.
You are either a teenager or simply myopic.

ChiefPiiko:
This could be me and ibkayee but she will be priding

simple English you cannot spoke. Is it priding or prouding?

Haaaaaaaaa.

Acute madness re ooooo.

Benita27:
Nope, I don't do Nollywood 'cause they reduce one's IQ.

I walked in on my sister seeing a Nollywood movie, and because it was wrong to ask her to change the channel I sat down but was busy surfing NL. Not long, one of the leading character(actress) in the movie said she was looking for her Fiancée. I kept mute and was observing, then the next scene she told her sister in-law to-be that she knows where her Fiancé is. My question is, why didn't the editor edit this error if they were that good at what they do? Rather, she was corrected but her mess was still produced for viewers to consume. That was unprofessional, and one of many reasons I don't give Nollywood my time.

Nollywood is mental energy sapping.
Na only that one you see?
I saw one where an actress entered a bathroom with a hairstyle and came out with another.
I wonder if spirit hairdressers dey too.

ashjay001:
Trump mental pass am! U know read say him don dey hide for 2mnths?


All those weapons testing don enter voicemail!

Na you talk am oooo