₦airaland Forum

Narldon:




Please if you know anybody who wants to sell his or her car


Any model & any colour,


with AC and in perfect working condition


& valid papers,


with price around 5 or 8 million


and the engine is not in horrible condition,,,














please let the person sell it,

it's not my business!!! Thanks!

Are you kidding me

ROTF

The concept of patriotism is totally lost on us. You go on strike for not getting promoted, and when promotion comes its another excuse to down tools.
The truth is this government (with Nigeria) will cave if we don't support it.

Narldon:



OP Why are you helping her advertise her products on Nairaland?


How is it our business?


Am I she?


is she me?


Are we her?


is we she?


is she us?


is us she?


is us her?


is her us?


is we her?

Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

youngreva:
I guess this will reduce exam malpractices ...i guess ooo,becos you can not trust our Nigeria children these days ,they will do anything to pass

Anything but study.

Ariel ko klin ni!!!!
OP you no go school ni??

royalamour:
May we never experience any disaster in Africa.

We do have our fair share of disasters in our leaders.
Very natural disasters they are

The evil that men do scares even the devil.
You could have had a D and C for Gods sake.
I tire oooo.
OP, the act was asphyxiation not strangulation.

nerodenero:
Indirectly saying this is the road to hell or heaven

Naaah!! Means hit me to check how good your airbags are.

In my years in life, I have come to realise every woman is a witch(that is if manipulating the spiritual is what we are talking about). The words of a woman and her tears will make or mar a guy's destiny anytime. She does not have to wear black dress with blood patches, they are born with it.
I don't mess with them, doesnt make me love em any less either.
I hurt a girlfriend some years back, although we made up and enjoyed some 3 years of bliss Afterwards , I still carry the scar of her fury.

So, being a witch doesn't scare me, hurting the witch scares me.
BTW I have 2 daughters now and can see it already.

Belated response.

MhizzAJ:
And this is so adorable
3 in 10 years..Me like!

I was taken by 2 lines in your profile. Will love to know your thoughts pls.
Sent you a PM

NwaAmaikpe:



OP is very wicked to suggest Quarrying business to anyone.
Gone are the days of it's profitability.

Quarries are shutting down despite the abundance of marble, granite, dolomite, kaolin, calcium and feldspar
No productions,
No electricity.
Fulani Kidnappers keep kidnapping workers.
No FX to even import machineries or parts to repair your crushers and mill.
To raise Form M in the average commercial bank na World Cup.

From Okpella, to Ikpeshi,
From Ihievbe to Obajana
From Lokpanta to Ishieke,
From Iyuku to Ifon
From Owo to Emure-Ekiti
From Nkalagu to Ajaokuta...

The solid mineral industries are suffering!
Even Freedom Group and Petra Quarries are finding it difficult let alone small quarries.

The Chinese have further killed the market by their far reduced product prices due to their cheap machineries and ready professional labour.

If you have such money and you want to invest it.
Just float a strip club....then thank me later.

You are obviously experienced in the business and everything you stated is very right but it does not outrightly mean nobody can make money from mining.
I have consistently made profits in 4 years of mining.
Depends on your contract and and investments.
Started out with less than 3 million in investment and no regrets

helphelp:
Not for me...

Been there, done that. Lost every

I feel your pain.
But trust me when I say it's a good business depends on where and how you run it.
I have been minning mineral rocks for 4 years now and no regrets.

Definitely not granite, before you come for my head.
PM me if you are still interested.

Simple, he wants to sleep with you and want to know if you are averse to the idea.
Just feeling your pulse.

pocohantas:
What's the correlation between prick size and gold digging?
Do men now ejaculate money?

She has a point in a way...but, sex is very important to some women. If she desires a big one that would hit and reach every angle, while creating lasting fulfilment...so be it.

Problem is, sometimes a borehole considers every prick small.
And a prick that looks like overused eye pencil will consider every vagina a borehole.

It's a dicey situation.

Expository!! !!

Lolss

If it stops at this, I won't mind. The amount of food they consume is frightening.
You just wonder

Classless brute.
See the idiot sef dey shine 32.

You sure say na keke that moto jam?

AutoReportNG:
Common sense didnt tell him to charge up before using? This is his fault not the car and by the way, this is not Nigeria, check the plate number and the surroundings again... This is probably Germany or somewhere in Europe

I respect intelligent guys.
Thanks for the comment.
Electric car, Not an auto-recharge vehicle and thank goodness it didn't happen in Nigeria.
Slowpoke!!! !

hodusglobal:
Her own case is better than those unmarried ladies that are moving around with family planning for their body and some also preferred abortion.

Family planning, I would say that's being responsible.

Overgrown baby

Where is the person gan gan?
All I see is make up

Jetleeee:
What does Oba of Benin do in his palace other than wearing beads and Tulle skirts

Begging for money? The man is wealthy enough to feed you and your skinny siblings till y'all die.

And besides, you're a potor boy. You don't know chit about royalty. Una no get crown, na headwarmer una get. Even that one sef, una dey smuggle coke to buy am

Potor people can't be taken seriously when it comes to matters like this. Roll back into that thick red mud

God bless you, double your wisdom and provide unlimited data to respond to these rootless fools.

austinosita:
Very true!

Men can easily forgive. Atleast matured men! But ladies.....whether matured or not, can never easily forgive.

I'm saying this from experience, ask me why or reasons and I'll give you enough!

I "very" disagree with you and your position on this matter. Guys don't forgive easily especially if it's infidelity.
On the contrary the women folk forgives us a zillion times more than we do them.

Jaytecq:
ha ah.... is TWO MILLIONS NAIRA money?
for what has been allegedly termed harmful to health

The issue goes beyond the paltry 2 million naira. It is the admission of guilt that goes with the payment.
Good judgement.

East don take over ooo

The spate of building collapse in this country is sad.
When a man, on 50k per month salary with 4 kids and wife to cater for HAS to build a house.

CAPITAL NONSENSE! !!!!
so you call this flood? When Lekki/Ajah folks navigated their streets in speed boats and canoes.
One chick get mind swim inside sef.

StephDamielola:
Ntel....

You sure? The speed with which you FTC is spiritual.

StephDamielola:

Babe, what network are you on?

chuckdee4:
For a rich dude, Davido sure has a poor mans mentality

He's just a kid with high libido.
With 30 billion in his akant

Iloveafrica:
Good morning sir/ma
please, I fractured my wrist and a cast was placed on it since 6 weeks ago.
my concern now is that, I heard a lot of people saying "An arm cast becomes itchy whenever it's healing" but in my own case, for the past 6 weeks that the arm cast has been there, I've never felt any itches on the wrist.


What could be the cause?

The arm is no longer in the cast!!

sleeknick:
How many kidneys do I have to sell to get this

Sell all five you've got .