GAZZUZZ:


Only 1 person?

The thunder wey go strike am just commot Kuje on parole

This empty headed fool stole to book private jet.

He didn't steal for food, shelter or clothing.
He stole to prove to fellow idiots that he is doing fine and making all the money.
Even if God forgave you, the souls of millions of Nigerian youths you lead astray with your deceit will not.
Omo ale
Omo iran kiran.
Olori buruku somebody

Han han Sister Kate. Shey person cannot play with with you again ni?

ychris:
what are you guys insinuating?

Someone took his time to put up that well analysed write up you 're there spewing thrash

It is called constructive criticism.
It's a very well thought out article (which a lot of us would not have thought to write), but the pictures would make it easily understandable.
Please OP, can you get some "visual aids"

"When contacted, spokesperson for the Kano State Police Command, DSP Musa Magaji Majiya, said crack detectives from the Command had commenced an investigation to unravel the cause of the dispute.

Meanwhile, policemen from Nomansland Division had since deposited the remains of the couple at an undisclosed mortuary."
I wonder if this not another cooked up story from a blogger in a dire need of attention.
NOMANSLAND for a police division . hnnnnnnmmmm
Commencing an investigation to unravel the cause of the dispute between 2 dead persons. Na who you go ask?

Dino to wo GAAU

#sexybbstar

Raxxye:

Not only real estate!
You should have advised him to invest part of the 300 thousand naira to acquire an airline and the balance in car manufacturing.

You should be in Buhari's economic advisory team!
SMH

@OP, cassava farming is a good one. The crops aren't perishable and the demand, like most agricultural products, is ever high!
I intend dabbling into it too from next year.

Can't stop laughing

I wonder why some people with zero business IQ would be the first to comment on topics they have zero knowledge.
Real estate ko unreal estate ni.

How can you forget "The Beggers Gang".
Them plenty for Palms.

DollarAngel:
God Bless Dangote
Dangote is greater than AWOLOWO
Dangote is greater than Tinubu
Dangote is greater than all Afonjas
Love live Dangote

You are allowed to be stupid, its your self inflicted sore. But when you mistake stupidity for intelligence its a whole new ball game.

axeman2:
RIP DEATH IS WICKET.

Stupidity is more wicked

DieAfonjas:
Tinubu is a bastard

And what does that make your father??

This guy obviously has a couple of loosed bolts.
Childish and petty.
What's the criteria for bagging the 'asiwaju' title. He does not deserve it.

safarigirl:
wherever did I say I was a big girl?

Who cares if you are big or not, you are smart, reasonable and pretty. One of the few good ones on NL.
Happy birthday.

Your love for sports .......... I don't understand sha.

Naija police can remix story for Africa.
With about 100 eye witnesses you can still come up with this Nollywood script!!!!

Theyveedo:
What dose he plan on using em for

What else ?
To turn tuwo for fire naa

Just happened on your thread and couldn't stop laughing.
I trust your opinion's changed.
There are no self sustaining pyramid scheme.

Really cool. Funny I didn't know these places exist in my Lagos.
Thanks for the pointers. Lasgidi just got more interesting.

PapiSmith:
This is what happens when you give birth to irresponsible kids that should have been used for rituals...No matter what he had done you shouldn't talk rudely to him in public.

I hope you know karma doesn't give a fück who is right or wrong, it only gives you what you do to others...and people wonder how curses are born. I weep for the unlucky guy waiting to marry this rug rat

Guy you are funny.
You don't give birth to irresponsible kids. You give birth to kids, whether they turn out responsible or irresponsible depends largely on NATURE and NUTURE. You catch my drift?
Your kids are irresponsible largely because you are.
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
You beat your wife in your daughter's presence and you want respect?
You didn't think to call your daughter on her birthday and you want respect?
The girl is bitter for God's sake. I hope "daddy" would make amends before took late

jkfugghhghjdd:
Awolowo the ratak drinking fa.ggot.

Rest in pieces

My son, flesh and blood has not revealed this to you but the concoction of monkey tail and stale burukutu you had for breakfast.

This is really sad. Literarily crying for the unfortunate parents of this beautiful lady. I am genuinely scared for my girls if this is the crop of men the Nigerian system spews. How difficult can it be for a man to pick up his shirt and walk out of the house for an hour or two.
My mother taught me that a Man's voice is found in his silence. Running or staying quiet is not cowardice in a situation as this, it shows rare strength.
Best, you are a shame to your generation.

Somebody help me stop laughing.

ProWalker:


Partly.
The major reason is also stated by the Minister. The assets infrastructure to distribute the given power are weak and unreliable. If the Discos cannot distribute the power allocated due to weak infrastructure, then they will continue to accumulate debts.
Also most Nigerians are rejecting the idea of estimated billing - from where most of the Discos makes their kill.

That's a rather convenient excuse for rejecting load. We both know that not all power infrastructure is weak in Lagos for instance. Weak infrastructure is true for some substations but it should translate to 24hrs supply to the areas with "unweak/disweak" (pick your choose) infrastructure. This is not the case. Which will make me assume and submit that there is a foul play somewhere.
All they do is cheat Nigerians and it won't stop us from yelling "UP NEPA" whenever we get some.

"Load Rejection"When I heard the new terminology in the Nigerian power sector I weak.
How can you reject load when the consumers don't have power at all. All in a bid to reduce what is remitted to GenCos.
Naija we hail thee.

life's worse than hell with the memory of this kiss.

Lemme RIP.

TINALETC3:
Pls cn sumone Tel me d name of dat tin Dat use 2 hold somebody's leg, it happens wen u cross ur leg carelessly thereby preventing normal flow of blood in ur leg, Abeg, somebody shud help, I wnt d English name

Cramp

You are welcome

segunotiti:



Ahan, oga take it easy no dey lie. They do open by 7am and I have observed it numerous times

SMH.....
I don't know why or how you can successfully defend an airport, nay, INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT that closes to open by 7am.
BTW, I am sure of my earlier mention. The airport was locked and was not opened till 8:30 am.

ayusconcord:
Oranfe onile-ina said this immediately the video of the humiliation went viral


I'm sorry, can't translate



ARABA NI BABA IGI
Ara ode kii peni leru
Ara ile eni ni foju dini
Araba ni baba igi
Eni a ba laba ni baba
Igbo etile toun-tegbin
Adapo owo toun-tiya
Iwo o jumi emi o ju o
Lara ile eni se nfoju dini
Ika to ba to simu
La fi nremu
Kekere ni
Kekere ko ni baba fi ju Omo lo
Bi olubadan ba nwo nika
O mo egbe baba eni ti nse
Mo ki won ni paarapongba
Won je mi ni paarapongba
Moki won ni terin-teye
Won je mi bi aja abugije
Nje eyin igba Irunmole olukotun
Eyin agba imole olu kosi
Ateyin agbaagba merrereindinlogun
Tio je Kaye olufe o danu
E maa bawa fina sile Arobafin
Oranfe onile ina
Baba Ogidiyagan e maa fina won

Ancestors are alive

Bros, you deep oooo

Ora Ife a gbe wa ooo.

Alltek:
So my mum was in Calabar last week. This ugly signpost was the first that caught her attention when she landed.
Very pitiful, to imagine that this is an international airport..
This is what welcomes Foreigners to our country..
Very Bad...

Arguably the worst airport in Nigeria. Wouldn't pass for an airstrip in saner climes but an "International Airport" here.
I had an 8 o'clock flight booked from this cesspool once and the doors to an international airport were still locked, no, chained at 8:30 am.
Going to or coming from Calabar, pls travel by road.

Caricature:
but if we open you will still close your nose and enter.

In fact you will be begging.....babe please na, let me only insert the tip na......

More like......... Just once

sexybbstar:

Drop your number too

Guys let this babe (or dude. Whichever allows you a good night rest) be.
She's one of the few smart, eloquent intelligent ones on Nairaland.
Truth is anyone who thinks she's male knows next to nothing about women cause she reasons and talks/writes as one. Her femininity is totally undeniable.
And damn! She fine tooooo.

Caricature:
All these list of THIS and twenty ways of THAT, are just plain silly. Some of you who write these lists or ways have never seen the underwear of a woman much less talk about a relationship with one.

A lil' harsh I would say.
Might not be entirely true but not totally off track.
Coming from one who knows. Trust me 'I have seen the underwear of plenty women'