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This is" life malfunction "

IamD18:
No matter how bad you try to make your husband or ex-husband look before his child.

He/she must grow to know the truth.

Some don't get that opportunity

Kasali226:
Let me leave insurance and go into football

Please don't oo, so you won't find insurance later

JudasNaCarrot:
The beginning of the end of that rail is here.

Anything the Blackman, especially Nigerians touches never become same again. The next story will start with no diesel to power the engines, then the trains will be pushed before it starts because someone have embezzled the money for the replacement of the engine batteries. Beggars, Almajiri and all sorts of loads and farm produce will find its way into the couches.

Finally the train station will run out of tickets because no electricity to print new ones.

Tufiakwa!

Africa and indeed Nigeria needs re colonization.

Funny but so true.
The administrators will employ their incompetent siblings/kinsmen not minding the effect on the project. Then comes their pastor/imam list of employables.

ivili:
Once upon a time comic book readers were regarded as loosers but the last 20 years has been very wonderful to these people.

I remember riding my bike to Ojuelegba to buy new editions of Marvel and DC comics. Was very pleased with my collection.
Na wah ooo. What has this generation turned to?

PotatoSalad:
U watch am for radio?

Laughing uncontrollably...

OKorowanta:
You dey talk like who dem disown.

You talk like one that should have been aborted.
Bloody misfit.

OKorowanta:
Tinubu hate good leaders.

I am sure your village chief installed him in the first place

SVC6000:
It Can Be Cloned But Not Wen The Ip Add Is Authenticated Nd Encrypted . If U Know Know U No Go Knw.

Authenticated IP address? Who/what authenticates the IP. guy, big grammar does not mean big sense. You are obviously ignorant of the workings of info tech.
FYI encrypted IPs can be decrypted.
Piece of cake

Bossontop:

If you know anything about IT.....you'd know that the fact that unique mac address and product id are a match for the inec server.........atiku's results CANNOT be fabricated........so inec jus carry d whole election wey pipu even die for go give buhari??.......its a pity that people's conscience can be so dead and inactive

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You obviously don't know jack about IT.

LOL @ unique Mac address cannot be fabricated. It can be cloned bros

LadySarah:
That is Why You reason longterm when taking actions.Come to think of it;he will still spend money to remobe them

Cost is the least of his problems. Its damn painful removing tattoos.
Later removal hurts like hell

NaijaRoyalty:
Bukola Saraki, The best senate President ever .

The tamer of Buhari and the slayer of Tinubu .

You've played your part in the nation's building .
History won't forget you sir.

Stay blessed always .

Who slayed who??
Who tamed who??

Can you imagine this self serving fool
Forgetting he sacrificed the chances of the South East on the alter of personal greed

Earlystar698:
add this to bathing water

Lol

Werepe

lilianofentse:
I am currently writing a short story about the negative side of cannabis and what I experienced as a short time user. I would like feedback from you guys on title/if I should continue.
I take feedbacks whether positive or negative .
Thanks.
I already have this posted in the lit section but I knew I would get more apt readers in here.
I will post half of the story here tomorrow.

Waiting for your story as promised.
You would have to grow a very thick skin on this platform as two thirds of the guys here are super unreasonable

amstardi:
Senate president must be a South easterner or nigeria will go up in wild wild flames.

This sort of brazen marginalization must cease forthwith.

Here we go again. Chest beaters doing what they know to do best.

mfm04622:
List them!

His statues for starters

PhenomenalMorgan:

Abeg my people, which one is APM

Egbe oni paki

NextGovernor:
From all I can see, the less devil politicians we have are in PDP. APC plays do or die politics and will never concede defeat. They rather kill the whole people just to get power and govern empty state.

Saraki conceded
Agbaje now did same.

Good one.

Just like Atiku conceded

JamaicanLove:



Let me drop my c.v here.


I'm a young girl of 26


An engineer by profession.




A great cook


Very jovial


A great lover, easily irritated


An efik


With a sexy brown melanin complexion


A natural beauty.


Hate wearing makeup

A great singer too.


Can you imagine, with all these excellent criteria, I am still fúcking single

Someone should come and bail me out. Abeg


I don't have a criteria too, but please don't be shorter than 5,8


Been a celibate for a year plus now.

See eh, just accept my proposal and I'll love you forever


Location Portharcourt.


Signing out.

I love you candour and you sound really matured but your post (advertorial ) will only attract fries.

On top how many aircrafts?

xynerise:
Ok, I finally tamed you. Now flush off and mind your business next time.

You know, its my business when a 'ne'er do well' calls my country a dump site. Nigeria is far from okay but not a dump site. If you've ever left your village you'll know that.
Kids like you are in your state 'cause of you negativity. I hope you'll find a way outta your predicament.

xynerise:
Go and Die like the rest of the thugs out there, fool.

SMH. Says a lot about your person, if that's all you can say.

xynerise:
This country is a dump site

Garbage you must be.

ZombiePUNISHER:
This was done by Jonathan.


I ply the route

Haaaaaaaa!!!!!!! Fear God now

Dreyl:
You guys fail to read that's why you fail your exams, where did you see Yoruba in the write up

The don't only fail exams, they fail also in life.
Fools

And it has begun

myboy2111:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hymgfw-Peok
The slaming of Buba Galadima

See finishing

Oo boy!!! See yahooo format.

PaChukwudi44:
Are you alright bro? Is the CJN accused or charged WS with stealing?

Of course not. He was charged with " forgetfulness "

thesicilian:
You mean defused?

May God bless you jare. I don't understand these schooled illiterates.