This is beautiful

someone on nairaland wrote,
"if Glo was a church, dem no go get service"

I verily agree.

Joke's on you. Fool

OboOlora:
Ambode!!!!!!!!!!

Dem de arrest lawyer, who go come bail am

Lawyer naa ni.

OboOlora:
Ambode!!!!!!!!!!

Dem de arrest lawyer, who go come bail am

Lawyer naa ni.

Heywhizzy:
By 'having the breastplate of righteousness'

Craze dey worry this guy.
Needed the laugh

chukel:
If lexus GX470 isn't there, then that list isn't accurate

I wonder ooooo
Come to think of it, the 2UZ-FE powers both the 4runner (V8 variant) and GX470. So, my love is covered on the list.

Hnmmmmm
A device that can transmit across 5000 meters.
The transmitting power would be way too high and unsafe.
No be me go put am near my head.

very real

no way mehn!!

I hope Osinbajo drove in/out through the Agbara - Otta axis ooo.

"fortified" machetes in the face of AKs.
dumb asses you guys are.

tola9ja:
WORLD RECORD




RECORD BREAKED IN AFRICA NIGERIA OSUN STATE

You should be in that class for obvious reasons

you gat no chill guy

Lipscomb:
Alright but I wish you can be accountable for once

Accountable to who? You?

benben1000:
Afonjas and fighting over women are like 5 and 6. Last thing is to see an Igbo man fight over a woman.

This link is only 2 threads after this.

https://www.nairaland.com/4301510/man-sleeps-neighbors-wife-beats

vengedre:


Ur mama toto dumb

I know bastards like you are sure to go that route when you can't make a minute out to use your head. Not sure you have one though.
Not surprised at your comment, since you lost your virginity to your mother.
Your ant sized brain can't process anything but food.
Oloriburuku, omo Iran kiran.

vengedre:
Nonsense... Na syringe we go chop...

You are super dumb if that's all you can think of.

This guy is just an overgrown baby.
A guy with 30 billion Naira but Zero self worth.
Hnmmm.

ibkgab001:
I know LAUTECH will make the list


"Intimidation we Condole Not"

Condole
You have represented LAUTECH well.

Edopesin:
Stupid Government, I Bet You Buhari Will Say He Dosen't Know Anything Abt It

Guess you read with your teeth

Nor be wen wizzy finish show this guy come borrow am?
I dey there oo. I see am with my korokoro eyes

Useless thread early this year

FortifiedCity:
You don't know what you want.

Mo n wa ise labe yin oo

Poorly photshoped.
I would expect to see more than a few drops of blood from an accident that severe and the colours on the broken foot is a shade lighter than the other foot.

Asinwin

You suppose jump naaa

Brooke60:
Police officer?
Marriage is justt too scary bikonu

You are very right.

So is flying

And driving...

And eating...

Mariinee:
I wonder oh.

Good morning and thanks for yesterday.

Babe,
your moniker, mariinee
Your location, deep under the sea
Your profile picture, beautiful (very, if I might add) but also a pointer to ..... you know...
Tell me, should I be scared?

Her real face is somewhere behind the facial mask... Sorry makeup
Beautiful girl though, omo ti a ko, to tun gba eko.

The babe make sense die.


Oh sorry whats the issue for discussion?

Inspector General tomorrow

Beautiful, beautiful stuff you gat going here. Didn't know crochet is a thing (thought it was something for oldies to help them kill time).
My daughter has a deep love for crochet but I haven't done anything to encourage her. Is there anyway you can help in this regard. She's 10 and in JSS 2 BTW.

I need $400 PayPal urgently.
Scammers stay off.
I no dey pray "fall down and die oo", I go go Ijebu for you ni oo.