Haaaaaa!!?

Hmmm

This is a very hard one.
To start with, 90% of Nigerian women are obedient, and not submissive. The difference between the above factors is Power. (Financial or any other kind of power).
When a man makes money his level of success is measured by how well the women in his life are doing. A woman, to measure success shows how unimportant men are in her life.

Gadafii:
But where does Africa stand in all of these?

When they are done with their self-annihilation, then Africa will be ripe for recolonisation.

Cyntie55:
Did you give the residents money to relocate? Or did you build house for them to relocate into? Or do you want all the residents of ketu, mile 12 and others to relocate to your house??

So they should just wake up in the morning and relocate without plans. You didn't make any provision for them and you're telling them to relocate... Relocate to where?

I thought this governor is wise.

You used to be very objective in your views, what happened? I would think it would be more urgent to move out of the flood path to safety than thinking of the house. Are you suggesting they stay on the flood path because they have nowhere to go? Was the state government warned of the impending flood? For your information flood is a natural disaster and its beyond any government. Its the practice everywhere in the world. The best we can do is to save and preserve lives. Properties can be re-acquired.
The governor is wise, can't say the same for you anymore.

"You don't play politics with everything"
Glad the Prof is decided to be nonpartisan on this matter.
Tinubu did speak metaphorically, and you won't expect idiots with single digit IQs to grasp the meaning

Islandlady:
The fact still remains Men will always be Men! Stop being emotional and childish!

History and nature has proven men to be polygamous and flirtious in Nature! Although it depends on your level of control it is an inbuilt characteristic in Men!

I don't understand the unnecessary dust these guys are raising. You have stated facts, ( not necessarily the truth) we are polygamous, that's how we are wired. I am pretty certain these guys, married or not keep more than one sex partner.
The fool in question should be strapped to a concrete pillar and stoned, not for asking you out but for disrespecting his bride.

Thanks for the schooling

fergie001:
This is how it works....

Whenever an athlete participates in track and field events, including long jump and Triple jump, the wind is always recorded. There is an advantage the wind gives so the allowable tailwind should not be above +2m/s.

So, if you win and the wind measured during that race exceeds 2m/s, you are given the gold but the record is not entered.

In her first race, she ran 12.40s (+1.5m/s) to smash the African Record..

She ran 12.12 (+0.9m/s), to smash the World Record.
She ran 12.06 (+2.5m/s), not recorded.

Save for the long-distance races, javenlin, hammer, discus....all other track and field events abide by that rule.

Rescue serve inking wave Jimmy DVDs

Donbunchis:
Aregbe-solanti.

He is still in the game.
Tinubu never become president na

What part of the game? The guy is MIA

juman:
Aregbe nah stupid politician.
But he still dey.
You know tinubu always look forward not backward.
Soon you will see him also jumping up and down.
He is right hand man of tinubu.

I don't know how some people find treachery easy. A nobody, picked from the slums of Alimosho, made and fashioned into a semblance of a human being, suddenly feels he is better than his helper.
It's really sad.
Good thing Tinubu always look forward, like you said.

conspicuously missing in the events of the past few days is the former governor of Osun state and Minister of Interior, Arakunrin Aregbesola.
Any details as to what he's been up to lately. Abi he has been served the meal of traitors?

Islandlady:
Chai this took me down memory lane, I did some of this styles sha...but kids of nowadays cannot relate!

You old enough to rock any of 'em styles? Some good genes you gat.

Hmmmm!!!
Never ever go back to a job you were sacked from, unless there's an iron clad contract drawn by your attorney.
From your narrations neither job is secure.

Cyntie55:
Why are countries not sanctioning Ukraine? Please note I'm not supporting Russia, but both countries are destroying innocent lives and properties.

So, why sanctioning only Russia, and portray Ukraine as Saint? If you claim Ukrainians are defending her mother's land, so do you expect Russians to be looking like mumu? They should sanctions both countries.

Let's say No to war.

If your position was valid, Putin should have withdrawn his forces when Zalensky declared "Ukraine can't join NATO". Putin is in Ukraine to strike fear in the very heart of his neighbouring countries and he desperately wants the USSR back.

EBMedia:
Killers Of 5-Year-Old Hanifa Abubakar Arraigned In Court, Case Adjourned Till February 9 (Photos)



https://www.instagram.com/p/CZesXw1NvD1/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Is that a Nigerian court room??

Mynd44:

And why is this a problem? It is food isn't it?

The ancestors of these people you hail hunted these fishes to almost extinction. Nigerians eat what 9-10 of these each year. What they are doing is penance for the greed of their parents, our people's eating of such small quantity does not put any strain on the ecosystem or their numbers.

Stop this self hating

An average Nigerian is smart by half but thinks he's got it all figured. Unaware of happenings around him and around the world. Blames all but himself for his ill luck, ends up hating himself.
Pls preach @ boldened

Focusmind:


You are just plain stupid!!!

Something that has become a national problem is being trivialised because of your stupidity. That's why you rushed just to type your stupid comments.

You haven't read where the herdsmen also attacked villages in Enugu and Ebonyi, killing many. Because it was Ogun and you rushed to type your rubbish, fuelled by ignorant hatred.

You guys should sit up and start thinking properly.

They are just incapable of any decent use of the brain except when it's hatred fueled.
Expecting any reasonable thought from these people is as expecting the sun to rise from the west.

MizCharm:
UMIDIGI A7 PRO SCREEN NEEDED. I HAVE UMIDIGI A7S SCREEN FOR SALE OR SWAP.
My screen broke. I ordered a replacement screen on aliexpress, the seller sent the wrong screen and it will cost too much to send it back. So, I'm trying this avenue. If you have the A7 Pro screen for sale, please hit me up on 0 8 0 6 8 9 7 3 0 7 8. [size=8pt][/size]

Good doing business with you.
Was a smooth transaction.

UncleKoboko:
Lol


Idiot don turn motivational speaker.
Who you dey advice?

I don't pity most of these women, they are evil manipulators, hypocrites and pretenders.
The rate at which some them cheat these days, even the devil can't compete with them.


THEY WILL BE KILLING YOU AND STILL BE PLAYING THE VICTIM CARD.


Never allow yourself to be used.
Stay strong and wise kings.

The degree of deceit with these girls is inexplicable.
She has not for once addressed the allegations of infidelity leveled against her which had been corroborated by two witnesses.

Is this the best Ohanaeze can do?
How do you reconcile these sentences

“Insecurity is a poisoned arrow deliberately fired on the South-East. We in Ohanaeze say categorically that the architects of this mischievous scheme have failed woefully.


“Insecurity as you know is everywhere in the country and a serious National problem.
“Nigeria is not new to crises and conflicts; the only good thing about it is that the country has had a magic solution to it.”

Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Try this.
Mix a fistful of detergent in water, pour it in the toilet bowl with the lather surfacing before you do your thing.
Arrests the splash and masks the smell from the poo.

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Am not going to collect your CV.

FutureIsFemale:
Hmm

no smart comment?

Whaooo!!!
No truer words have been said.

Looollll
ROTFF.

I hope you made this up.

michael77777:
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hehehe...I laugh in kafanchan!


12 yrs KO!


jss3 NI!




creating websites my foot!




coding kpoo GI oku there!



...

My daughter is 12 and in JSS 3
she designs good websites, though I won't call that coding.
And the egbon is 14 just promoted to SSS 3.

So what's your grouse?

Beancounter94:
For those of you wondering why our customs is stopping elephant tusks...Nigeria is a signatory to something called CITES....which prevents the trade in endangered species and their byproducts.

Not following CITES can lead to sanctions.

For more info see here

Plenty thanks

A report on how former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, was the subject of a probe 11 years ago by the United States Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Government Affairs chaired by Senator Carl Levin has been obtained by SaharaReporters.

The report detailed how Atiku as Vice President of Nigeria used offshore companies to siphon millions of dollars between 2000 and 2008 to his fourth wife in the United States, Jennifer Iwenjiora Douglas Abubakar.
Jennifer, originally an indigene of Onitsha, Anambra State, and a Nigerian Television Authority News correspondent in the 1980s later moved to and became a citizen of the United States.

According to the report submitted to the US Senate by the committee on February 10, 2010, the illegally transferred money made Atiku an “employer of labor” and a proud owner of American University of Nigeria (AUN), a school, whose tuition fees more than 99% of Nigerian students cannot afford.

SaharaReporters gathered that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) chieftain established AUN at a time when public universities were collapsing under him and Obasanjo and poor Nigerian students were languishing at home due to strike action by lectures over poor funding.

Former President George Bush had in 2004 barred Atiku and other corrupt politically exposed persons from being issued visas to the US.
The US Senate probe indicting the former Nigerian Vice President was motivated by US government concern about corruption in the Third World and its corrosive effects on the development of honest government, democratic principles, and the rule of law.

The report partly reads, “From 2000 to 2008, Jennifer Douglas, a U.S. citizen and the fourth wife of Atiku Abubakar, former Vice President and former candidate for President of Nigeria, helped her husband bring over $40 million in suspect funds into the United States through wire transfers sent by offshore corporations to U.S. bank accounts.

“In a 2008 civil complaint, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission alleged that Ms. Douglas received over $2 million in bribe payments in 2001 and 2002, from Siemens AG, a major German corporation.

“While Ms. Douglas denies wrongdoing, Siemens has already pleaded guilty to U.S. criminal charges and settled civil charges related to bribery and told the Subcommittee that it sent the payments to one of her U.S. accounts.

“In 2007, Mr. Atiku was the subject of corruption allegations in Nigeria related to the Petroleum Technology Development Fund. Of the $40 million in suspect funds, $25 million was wire transferred by offshore corporations into more than 30 U.S. bank accounts opened by Ms. Douglas, primarily by Guernsey Trust Company Nigeria Ltd., LetsGo Ltd. Inc., and Sima Holding Ltd.

“The U.S. banks maintaining those accounts were, at times, unaware of her PEP status, and they allowed multiple, large offshore wire transfers into her accounts. As each bank began to question the offshore wire transfers, Ms. Douglas indicated that all of the funds came from her husband and professed little familiarity with the offshore corporations actually sending her money.

“When one bank closed her account due to the offshore wire transfers, her lawyer helped convince other banks to provide a new account. In addition, two of the offshore corporations wire transferred about $14 million over five years to American University in Washington, D.C., to pay for consulting services related to the development of a Nigerian university founded by Mr. Atiku Abubakar.

“American University accepted the wire transfers without asking about the identity of the offshore corporations or the source of their funds, because under current law, the University had no legal obligation to inquire.

“Combating corruption is a key U.S. value and goal, due to its corrosive effects on the rule of law, economic development, and democratic principles. In 2001, the Patriot Act made the acceptance of foreign corruption proceeds a U.S. money laundering offense for the first time, and required banks to apply enhanced scrutiny to private banking accounts opened for senior foreign political figures, their relatives, and close associates.

“In 2003, the United States supported the United Nations Convention Against Corruption, now ratified by over 140 countries. Also in 2003, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) formed an investigative group dedicated to combating foreign corruption by PEPs.

“In 2004, President Bush issued Presidential Proclamation 7750 denying U.S. visas to foreign officials involved with corruption, and Congress later enacted supporting legislation. A 2009 study sponsored by the World Bank analyzed PEP controls worldwide and recommended stronger measures to reduce corruption.

“The Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations (Subcommittee) initiated this investigation to learn how U.S. laws apply to PEPs utilizing the domestic financial system, and examine how foreign senior political figures, their relatives, and close associates may be circumventing or undermining anti-money laundering (AML) and PEP controls to bring funds that may be the product of foreign corruption into the United States. It is the latest in a series of Subcommittee hearings examining foreign corruption and its U.S. aiders and abettors.

“During the course of its investigation, the Subcommittee staff conducted over 100 interviews, including interviews of lawyers, real estate agents, escrow agents, lobbyists, bankers, university professionals, and government officials.

“The Subcommittee issued over 50 subpoenas and reviewed millions of pages of documents, including bank records, correspondence, contracts, emails, property records, flight records, news articles, and court pleadings. In addition, the Subcommittee consulted with foreign officials, international organizations, financial regulators, and experts in anti-money laundering and anti-corruption efforts.”

It would be recalled that a former US congressman, William Jefferson was in 2010 sentenced to 13 years in jail for corruption that involved US companies and Nigerian officials.

The ruling by Federal Judge, TS Ellis III of the US District Court in Alexandria, Virginia, followed Jefferson's conviction for collecting bribes on behalf of Nigerian officials, specifically, Atiku.

However, the FBI found $90,000 cash, which Jefferson said was meant for the PDP chieftain, hidden in a freezer.

But Atiku and his wife, Jennifer did not accept summons and subpoenas to appear before the US court.

Instead, they moved their family out to Dubai, and put their potomac mansion up for sale.

http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/04/documents-expose-how-ex-vice-president-atiku-used-wife-launder-40million-us-eight-years

Oga ooo, somebody goes online, picked a story, cut and stitched parts together to suit his narrative. And nobody cares to find the truth before commenting.
"The court sentenced Kato to a one-year jail term in each of the offences with an option of N25,000 fine on each offence."
Pls read the true/complete report here.

http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/02/adamawa-court-jails-youth-two-years-%E2%80%98insulting%E2%80%99-buhari-sgf-mustapha

Haaaaaaaaaa!!
Blood of God!!!
Kanu, 45 years??
If that is true then I must be in the womb.

Saao:
Lol, it's selection my brother.

It's confirmation, the selection was some weeks ago.

Back in the day na we dey show conductors not the other way round.
I could travel anywhere within Lagos without a kobo in my pocket. I don't even bother looking for transport fare if I had to go out. Format too much .
Was the reason I begged God never to make me enter Danfo/ molue again in my life. And since 2001 I never enter.