MizCharm:
UMIDIGI A7 PRO SCREEN NEEDED. I HAVE UMIDIGI A7S SCREEN FOR SALE OR SWAP.
My screen broke. I ordered a replacement screen on aliexpress, the seller sent the wrong screen and it will cost too much to send it back. So, I'm trying this avenue. If you have the A7 Pro screen for sale, please hit me up on 0 8 0 6 8 9 7 3 0 7 8. [size=8pt][/size]

Good doing business with you.
Was a smooth transaction.

UncleKoboko:
Lol


Idiot don turn motivational speaker.
Who you dey advice?

I don't pity most of these women, they are evil manipulators, hypocrites and pretenders.
The rate at which some them cheat these days, even the devil can't compete with them.


THEY WILL BE KILLING YOU AND STILL BE PLAYING THE VICTIM CARD.


Never allow yourself to be used.
Stay strong and wise kings.

The degree of deceit with these girls is inexplicable.
She has not for once addressed the allegations of infidelity leveled against her which had been corroborated by two witnesses.

Is this the best Ohanaeze can do?
How do you reconcile these sentences

“Insecurity is a poisoned arrow deliberately fired on the South-East. We in Ohanaeze say categorically that the architects of this mischievous scheme have failed woefully.


“Insecurity as you know is everywhere in the country and a serious National problem.
“Nigeria is not new to crises and conflicts; the only good thing about it is that the country has had a magic solution to it.”

Candidlady:


noticed how water from the wc splash on your as$ when taking a dump?


how do you avoid such??

Try this.
Mix a fistful of detergent in water, pour it in the toilet bowl with the lather surfacing before you do your thing.
Arrests the splash and masks the smell from the poo.

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Am not going to collect your CV.

FutureIsFemale:
Hmm

no smart comment?

Whaooo!!!
No truer words have been said.

Looollll
ROTFF.

I hope you made this up.

michael77777:
.



hehehe...I laugh in kafanchan!


12 yrs KO!


jss3 NI!




creating websites my foot!




coding kpoo GI oku there!



...

My daughter is 12 and in JSS 3
she designs good websites, though I won't call that coding.
And the egbon is 14 just promoted to SSS 3.

So what's your grouse?

Beancounter94:
For those of you wondering why our customs is stopping elephant tusks...Nigeria is a signatory to something called CITES....which prevents the trade in endangered species and their byproducts.

Not following CITES can lead to sanctions.

For more info see here

Plenty thanks

A report on how former Vice President, Atiku Abubakar, was the subject of a probe 11 years ago by the United States Senate Committee on Homeland Security and Government Affairs chaired by Senator Carl Levin has been obtained by SaharaReporters.

The report detailed how Atiku as Vice President of Nigeria used offshore companies to siphon millions of dollars between 2000 and 2008 to his fourth wife in the United States, Jennifer Iwenjiora Douglas Abubakar.
Jennifer, originally an indigene of Onitsha, Anambra State, and a Nigerian Television Authority News correspondent in the 1980s later moved to and became a citizen of the United States.

According to the report submitted to the US Senate by the committee on February 10, 2010, the illegally transferred money made Atiku an “employer of labor” and a proud owner of American University of Nigeria (AUN), a school, whose tuition fees more than 99% of Nigerian students cannot afford.

SaharaReporters gathered that the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) chieftain established AUN at a time when public universities were collapsing under him and Obasanjo and poor Nigerian students were languishing at home due to strike action by lectures over poor funding.

Former President George Bush had in 2004 barred Atiku and other corrupt politically exposed persons from being issued visas to the US.
The US Senate probe indicting the former Nigerian Vice President was motivated by US government concern about corruption in the Third World and its corrosive effects on the development of honest government, democratic principles, and the rule of law.

The report partly reads, “From 2000 to 2008, Jennifer Douglas, a U.S. citizen and the fourth wife of Atiku Abubakar, former Vice President and former candidate for President of Nigeria, helped her husband bring over $40 million in suspect funds into the United States through wire transfers sent by offshore corporations to U.S. bank accounts.

“In a 2008 civil complaint, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission alleged that Ms. Douglas received over $2 million in bribe payments in 2001 and 2002, from Siemens AG, a major German corporation.

“While Ms. Douglas denies wrongdoing, Siemens has already pleaded guilty to U.S. criminal charges and settled civil charges related to bribery and told the Subcommittee that it sent the payments to one of her U.S. accounts.

“In 2007, Mr. Atiku was the subject of corruption allegations in Nigeria related to the Petroleum Technology Development Fund. Of the $40 million in suspect funds, $25 million was wire transferred by offshore corporations into more than 30 U.S. bank accounts opened by Ms. Douglas, primarily by Guernsey Trust Company Nigeria Ltd., LetsGo Ltd. Inc., and Sima Holding Ltd.

“The U.S. banks maintaining those accounts were, at times, unaware of her PEP status, and they allowed multiple, large offshore wire transfers into her accounts. As each bank began to question the offshore wire transfers, Ms. Douglas indicated that all of the funds came from her husband and professed little familiarity with the offshore corporations actually sending her money.

“When one bank closed her account due to the offshore wire transfers, her lawyer helped convince other banks to provide a new account. In addition, two of the offshore corporations wire transferred about $14 million over five years to American University in Washington, D.C., to pay for consulting services related to the development of a Nigerian university founded by Mr. Atiku Abubakar.

“American University accepted the wire transfers without asking about the identity of the offshore corporations or the source of their funds, because under current law, the University had no legal obligation to inquire.

“Combating corruption is a key U.S. value and goal, due to its corrosive effects on the rule of law, economic development, and democratic principles. In 2001, the Patriot Act made the acceptance of foreign corruption proceeds a U.S. money laundering offense for the first time, and required banks to apply enhanced scrutiny to private banking accounts opened for senior foreign political figures, their relatives, and close associates.

“In 2003, the United States supported the United Nations Convention Against Corruption, now ratified by over 140 countries. Also in 2003, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) formed an investigative group dedicated to combating foreign corruption by PEPs.

“In 2004, President Bush issued Presidential Proclamation 7750 denying U.S. visas to foreign officials involved with corruption, and Congress later enacted supporting legislation. A 2009 study sponsored by the World Bank analyzed PEP controls worldwide and recommended stronger measures to reduce corruption.

“The Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations (Subcommittee) initiated this investigation to learn how U.S. laws apply to PEPs utilizing the domestic financial system, and examine how foreign senior political figures, their relatives, and close associates may be circumventing or undermining anti-money laundering (AML) and PEP controls to bring funds that may be the product of foreign corruption into the United States. It is the latest in a series of Subcommittee hearings examining foreign corruption and its U.S. aiders and abettors.

“During the course of its investigation, the Subcommittee staff conducted over 100 interviews, including interviews of lawyers, real estate agents, escrow agents, lobbyists, bankers, university professionals, and government officials.

“The Subcommittee issued over 50 subpoenas and reviewed millions of pages of documents, including bank records, correspondence, contracts, emails, property records, flight records, news articles, and court pleadings. In addition, the Subcommittee consulted with foreign officials, international organizations, financial regulators, and experts in anti-money laundering and anti-corruption efforts.”

It would be recalled that a former US congressman, William Jefferson was in 2010 sentenced to 13 years in jail for corruption that involved US companies and Nigerian officials.

The ruling by Federal Judge, TS Ellis III of the US District Court in Alexandria, Virginia, followed Jefferson's conviction for collecting bribes on behalf of Nigerian officials, specifically, Atiku.

However, the FBI found $90,000 cash, which Jefferson said was meant for the PDP chieftain, hidden in a freezer.

But Atiku and his wife, Jennifer did not accept summons and subpoenas to appear before the US court.

Instead, they moved their family out to Dubai, and put their potomac mansion up for sale.

http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/04/documents-expose-how-ex-vice-president-atiku-used-wife-launder-40million-us-eight-years

Oga ooo, somebody goes online, picked a story, cut and stitched parts together to suit his narrative. And nobody cares to find the truth before commenting.
"The court sentenced Kato to a one-year jail term in each of the offences with an option of N25,000 fine on each offence."
Pls read the true/complete report here.

http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/02/adamawa-court-jails-youth-two-years-%E2%80%98insulting%E2%80%99-buhari-sgf-mustapha

Haaaaaaaaaa!!
Blood of God!!!
Kanu, 45 years??
If that is true then I must be in the womb.

Saao:
Lol, it's selection my brother.

It's confirmation, the selection was some weeks ago.

Back in the day na we dey show conductors not the other way round.
I could travel anywhere within Lagos without a kobo in my pocket. I don't even bother looking for transport fare if I had to go out. Format too much .
Was the reason I begged God never to make me enter Danfo/ molue again in my life. And since 2001 I never enter.

pocohantas:
know this...
...Most guys go into relationships with sex in mind.
...The availability of other positive attributes would make the sensible ones committed.
...The confused ones will still act like your boyfriend. Donating your virginity, not collecting money, wearing makeup and other things won't make any difference.


Wrong move! You need to overdose on self esteem...
He was playing with her? Is she nintendo?

He isn't going to be faithful just because you want that..but because he wants to.

You changed so much to satisfy him, what personal change did he make? Or were you the only one changing like a chameleon under 6months. After all that change, you lost your identity. Unknowingly you became paranoid and weak, wondering what other modification you need to implement to keep him. Love shouldn't be that stressful.

For future purposes, learn to love yourself. Build your self confidence to a point that you are not scared of being you and being alone. The fear of being alone has made some people cross that line between attraction and desperation.

A relationship where we constantly suspect and put our partners under surveillance, just like you were doing...is exhausting and untenable. You don't have to be stuck with such baggage, you have forgiven previously... let him go.

You seem like a good girl, focus on other things for now. Read books, take some short courses...hang out with friends and cry if you wanna...it helps, don't suck it in. I know it's not easy, but you'll find love again

....just reading in 2021. Deep words coated in wisdom. Wish these girls would read and understand your words.
Copied and sent to my daughters

Rossiminku:


There is a HUGE train manufacturing plant under construction in Kajola, Ogun state, by CCECC.

Construction of the plant began in 2019.

Kajola Train manufacturing Plant (Und Const)


It will employ 5,000 Nigerians and build trains for the Nigerian Railway Corporation and for export.

It is the first train manufacturing plant in Africa outside of South Africa.

https://www.railwaypro.com/wp/nigeria-inaugurates-rolling-stock-assembly-plant/

I see how hard you try to make them reason, it's pure impossible. An average person on nairaland has the IQ of a 10 year old, they simply can't comprehend.
If only they know it's easier and cheaper to build a basic helicopter than a basic car.

Jesu seun.
Alagbara nla O seun.

MrNipplesLover:
As from today, anyone who rapes any woman, I pray with all the powers that control the universe, you shall not see the end of the week from the day you raped a woman.


You shall be doomed and burn in hell.


And Ogun kill all of Una rapists.



Amen.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!

Nackzy:
Peter Obi Alone 100 Time more Learned than the Entire APC Members,

He is undoubtedly learned but not educated.

Golan007:


They think we don't know vaccines can be stored in ordinary Indomie Noodles cartons and conveyed to its eventual destination.

Please tell them.

Cant stop laughing, abeg.
I get nuaseated when i read some people's thought pattern. The fact that they can afford N500 data does not make them experts at nation building.

Difrent:


You will only end up with blind and toothless populace.....

Better blind and toothless than total annihilation

Slackerpenguin2:
The elephant in the room is the fact that government cannot adequately fund universities...and that has been the fact since 2012...when government had not paid N1.5 trillion of the three trillion funding promised to universities in the FG-ASUU agreement of 2009.

We run our universities at a loss. We expect our universities to be somehow like the big universities abroad, while we pay fees less than $300 yearly.

The problem is not ASUU, NASU, SSANU or even government. The problem is Nigerians who think they can get a Ferrari at the price of a bicycle. The minute we realise we cannot run our universities at a loss...and start allowing things like raised fees for example...then we will end up with some better universities.

Yes, my grandfather went to university cheaply...at a time when universities had less than 3000 students, there were only five or six of them, and the budget could cater for them. Now there are millions of students in 70 government owned universites, and the education budget can't even sustain primary schools adequately, talk less of universities.

Glad to find there are still reasonable and objective people on this platform.
Have a very beautiful morning.

At this rate, the blood of Jesus go soon finish.
And who has the guts to ice the blood of Jesus.

Hnmmm
Naija came 1st in a class of 19 with a 45% score.
It only shows how rough and unstable the world finance is at the mo. let us learn to appreciate little mercies we receive as Nigerians.
We will get there someday.

This is what preceeds party porting.
loading ...............

omenka:


How do you people's minds work exactly. Gosh!

In my almost 30 years in business, I have daily asked the same question and still hoping for an answer.

olumide4christ:


I agree with you. Seems like a lot of people on Nairaland don't really understand what a mortuary is... perhaps they think its like a solitary refrigerator or freezer that 2 or 3 soldiers can just carry & throw over the fence into the next compound or stow it away inside the booth of a car within 30 minutes, just to cover up some evidence.

SMH!

LOL @ solitary refrigerator

jawalis:

Suit your microscopic brain. You should reason beyond this level I presume.

Smiles** microscopic brain. Things sure happen in cyberspace. No need responding to the fry.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Confused bunch of miscreants called army

30 minutes is enough for time to clean up their mess
But no matter what we will get them

I am pretty certain you are smart going by a lot of your oppinions, but wrong on this son.
The visit was impromptu for starters and 30 mins is not enough to make a hospital mortuary disappear.
There are a lot of cover ups but this seem as plain as it gets.

jawalis:
Messed up country. They stayed for almost 30mins at the gate before gaining entrance, a typical Nigerian would have cleaned his house and put things in order. Of course you only see what they want you to see and not what you want to see. Many people think they will live forever forgetting someone was once at that position they are today. I believe there’s more to this Toll gate protest but nevertheless. We all lives ones. Life is meaningless.

like hiding a hospital mortuary in 30 mins

Waiting