Esseite:
Meanwhile am sure non of our zoo's if we have any standard one has a civet or enough civets..

Yet our students would still complain, why we have more of theory in Nigeria... "when they eat up all the practicals"..

lolzzz
"when they eat up all the practicals" really cracked me up

o ga ooo

Mr Speaker, line them up and smell their butts already.

Africa is a freaking joke.
No different than what transpires in a primary 2 class.

Student 1: hanty, hanty, somebody have mess

student 2: hanty, is not me oooo, I know he want to say it is me

student 3: hanty let me smell their bombom, I will get who mess

What!!!

Constituted authority

BabaCommander:

Funny country. Atiku's team played smart, though. Who knows what's in the DVD?. It's possible they could use it to install virus and gain access to Atiku's case documents.

For real
Through a DVD player?

Haaaaaa
Aunty Kemi goofed on this one big time.
On the website "the product was moved from Lagos to other parts of the country to allow for Schweppes". The incident was in Ilorin which qualifies for " other parts of Lagos".
Aunty Kemi needs a refresher course in English compression.

Joke of a country

Houses ke??
Abi shanties.

Guzel:
Chai
2 raise to power 0 is 0

No, its 1

MorataFC:
Let it be known to you if you have not know before, all the religions on earth stole their story line from Bible, copied their belief from from the original HOLY book

Even the ones in existence before the advent of Christianity??

PentiumPro:
Very stupid blogger



Fish is not a banned item for importation.

The true position;
Foreign exchange for Fish cannot be sourced from official window either from the CBN or the banks, importers must only pay for the imports using parallel market funds

Lolsss
A lil too harsh on the bloke, but I'll admit he is lazy and uninformed.

SUPERPACK:
100 ambulance for 152 passengers, talk of being efficient, if na naija____________? Complete the sentence.

No petrol for ambulance engine, control tower will radio passengers on board plane to contribute money for fuel.

Yeeeeeeparipa!!!!!!!
Fat Oyinbo Nackademus is in some deeeep shit.

Damn!!!

WTF...
100-200 species of oral bacteria!!!!!!!!!

If that research was in Nigeria
.....hmnmmnn

martineverest:
ayobo

A plot of landed property goes for between 8 and 12 million in Ayobo now

Expressing her insecurity

HIGHESTPOPORI:
Atiku owns Adamawa,he would always influence the Gov of his party to win

He lost his polling unit dear.
Nobody owns nothing in Nigeria now

digitalgeorgy:

how sure are you abt the price of 200ah battery?
because I have a 2.4kva inverter(pure sine wave) and I might sell it since it requires 2 battery and I was told 120k each for 220ah

https:///ikeja/power-equipments/lithion-tubular-12v-220ah-battery-jIx7pOEGnMRMyu7msMW7I0nr.html?lid=m8hiXD-ZEIl8NbF2&cur_pos=7&pos=7&ads_count=18&ads_per_page=18&page=1

When you call the seller you can negotiate further down.
PS. I have no relationship whatsoever with the seller, that was just a search on google.

digitalgeorgy:

how sure are you abt the price of 200ah battery?
because I have a 2.4kva inverter(pure sine wave) and I might sell it since it requires 2 battery and I was told 120k each for 220ah

A visit to Konga/Jumia will put your doubts to rest. I bought some recently by the way( 90k each )

Let's go there....

I use the Lithion products and work well for me. I have 3 inverters in my house at the moment 5kva, 3.3kva and 850VA.
I think the 850 will serve your purpose, its cheap (40k), pure sine wave and its hybrid. Meaning you have the option of connecting solar panels straight to it without additional devices whenever you choose to.
For the battery, tubular batteries are the way to go now cause of their efficiency. Its not any more expensive than its gel counterpart at 90k for the 220AH.

BH 2.0

.........loading

You built behind a canal and wondering if we have a government in this country. Obviously we don't. If we did the house should be rubbles by now.
Flagrant disobedience of building laws and you come online whipping up useless sentiments.

The realities of these two leaders differ.
Bring twenty other leaders from around the world and they would have twenty different views on the issue of education and unemployment.
Nigeria is where The US was in the 70s when job creation and entrepreneurship was all that mattered

It stated that the Facebook revelation has exposed the APC as “a fraudulent and violent-loving party, whose divisive activities are now directly threatening the security stability of our nation

What da fúck!!!!!
OP , are you schooled at all?

trapQ:
What house rent is 50k in Nigeria?

So you think that guy lives in a surulere flat?
Na one 'face me I slap you' him go fit rent at 4k per month

By this time tomorrow, he'll have less than a hundred thousand.
Owo awon boys. 200k
Owo Igbo,alomo. 200k
Area father. 100k
Okada 250k
Baba ijebu. 50k
Betnaija. 50k
House rent. 50k

This is" life malfunction "

IamD18:
No matter how bad you try to make your husband or ex-husband look before his child.

He/she must grow to know the truth.

Some don't get that opportunity