₦airaland Forum

PapaBaby:
She's allowed to steal as much as possible because she hailed Sai Baba. You couldn't make it up.
Babangida Nguroje's only crime appears to be he criticised Buhari but this lady is allowed to plunder N40 million yearly because she knows how to praise Buhari.

Did we read the same article??
stay in class, you no gree. see your life outside

Frank Sinatra's All of me

tfelicityk:
Ali Hamed is getting tougher... May it yield a very good results and be a blessing to the Nation.

the results are already obvious. Our daily consumption of PMS is down by 8 million liters. I am sure with the further tightening we should save almost 15 million liters daily in PMS

helinues:
Where is the time.. Training alone is almost 3 years.. How about the training cost, fee for the real journey.

Even if I am that loaded, would rather give the money to charity

stop wishing if you don't want it

What a thing of beauty.
If only we would find true unity in our diversity as represented.
The irony here is the region displaying this unusual level of patriotism.

Bloody chicken looking for an easy way out.
what makes a man is not the thing dangling between your legs but how well you handle issues as this.
You can't even pretend to be strong to take shit like you gave. The other fool in Ghana broke down in tears in the middle of a class.
Imagine what the poor girls went through (excusing the lazy empty headed slayers)

How warped can a man's mind be. This is a new low for human kind. Raped your own daughter then invite your friend to top it.
The poor girl is ruined

...If you’re not motivated, it’s better to stop

Ronaldo.

Words on marble

jaymejate:
All thses things de work?

Of course they all work, unfortunately not in my dear country.

@ OP, If you must copy articles, pls copy ones that are relevant to your clime.

Blue3k:
This arguement is stupid. The FG cant stop Nigerians from returning back if they have passports. Besides the ECOWAS passports only alloe person to stay in any member state 3 months at time without getting visa. They'd have to be allowed back.

can only imagine who the stupid one is

obembet:
That is not rape... Its mutual agreement.

Its called Statutory rape.

Drama king

Esseite:
Meanwhile am sure non of our zoo's if we have any standard one has a civet or enough civets..

Yet our students would still complain, why we have more of theory in Nigeria... "when they eat up all the practicals"..

lolzzz
"when they eat up all the practicals" really cracked me up

o ga ooo

Mr Speaker, line them up and smell their butts already.

Africa is a freaking joke.
No different than what transpires in a primary 2 class.

Student 1: hanty, hanty, somebody have mess

student 2: hanty, is not me oooo, I know he want to say it is me

student 3: hanty let me smell their bombom, I will get who mess

What!!!

Constituted authority

BabaCommander:

Funny country. Atiku's team played smart, though. Who knows what's in the DVD?. It's possible they could use it to install virus and gain access to Atiku's case documents.

For real
Through a DVD player?

Haaaaaa
Aunty Kemi goofed on this one big time.
On the website "the product was moved from Lagos to other parts of the country to allow for Schweppes". The incident was in Ilorin which qualifies for " other parts of Lagos".
Aunty Kemi needs a refresher course in English compression.

Joke of a country

Houses ke??
Abi shanties.

Guzel:
Chai
2 raise to power 0 is 0

No, its 1

MorataFC:
Let it be known to you if you have not know before, all the religions on earth stole their story line from Bible, copied their belief from from the original HOLY book

Even the ones in existence before the advent of Christianity??

PentiumPro:
Very stupid blogger



Fish is not a banned item for importation.

The true position;
Foreign exchange for Fish cannot be sourced from official window either from the CBN or the banks, importers must only pay for the imports using parallel market funds

Lolsss
A lil too harsh on the bloke, but I'll admit he is lazy and uninformed.

SUPERPACK:
100 ambulance for 152 passengers, talk of being efficient, if na naija____________? Complete the sentence.

No petrol for ambulance engine, control tower will radio passengers on board plane to contribute money for fuel.

Yeeeeeeparipa!!!!!!!
Fat Oyinbo Nackademus is in some deeeep shit.

WTF...
100-200 species of oral bacteria!!!!!!!!!

If that research was in Nigeria
.....hmnmmnn

martineverest:
ayobo

A plot of landed property goes for between 8 and 12 million in Ayobo now

Expressing her insecurity