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The anti-japa story no work, make government find something else give us in their blockbuster selection

Employee of the year, seh jeje (take it easy)

Nah the belle off me pass. What a shapeless wife

Nothing wey no fit happen for this corn-tree

What a country! I hope Nigeria won't get to this anyway

I love this thread, kudos Op, you nailed it💖

MuslimIgbo:

For your mind, you sef na freelancer, abi?
or deh

Nah you sabi

MuslimIgbo:
They're assume they pay through all those platforms that connects them to their gigs..


Upwork

Fiverr etc

I don't blame you guys, it is the dimwits calling every di*k and harry to freelancing I blame to be sincere.

Pls shut the bleep up and stop trying to draw government attention to freelancing

You SIMPS should get it together and hop on another thread

ThinkSmarter:
Who kindness help?
men marry women that appeals to their sexuality.
I mean women that gives us erection and peace of mind.

You think a woman that gives you erection over support will give you a peace of mind? What a foolish generation

This story no clear tbh, it looks fabricated

People still use that flower pickup? Unbelievable

They still dey borrow wig, nah wah for that gender

That's paradise mi lady, they call it Egbo at' Ewa

Let me laugh again at this 😂😂😂😂😂

His son is older than you, damm!!! That's one ancestral shit!

So you expect him to act immature outside but mature inside. More reason to FEAR WOMEN. They hardly know what they want.

pocohantas:
I agree. I am not thrilled by men that claim they can cook scatter. Cook enough to survive and keep shut. All the muscle God gave you, you want to use it to be cutting onions and waterleaf?

Go and learn how to code or fly an aeroplane.
Then I will be impressed.

I can cook, I can cook. Next thing you see them adding thyme inside okra soup.

I can cook sha and no woman can stop me from hitting my kitchen any time I feel like it.

Why will a man who's got a GWR champion in the glorious art of delicacies want to cook in the first place.

Do they even love?

Jeon:
Why do you even have to go into it if you're very sensible and mindful ?.

Begone woman, I gat nothing to say to you

Hi Nairalanders,

It's essential to be mindful of the potential for deceitful behavior in any relationship. Never ever will you forget to take a moment to FEAR WOMEN.

Foster open and honest communication in your relationships. This can help address any concerns or doubts. Stay vigilant and take care, Nairalanders!

The guy no FEAR WOMEN enough, nah why, make e try dey FEAR WOMEN more when next he is going into a relationship.

Give him the dividend of his investment. What else does a Nigerian girl have to offer anyway?

In the tapestry of life, heed the wisdom: 'Beware the charm of Moromoke, for in her gaze lies both allure and mystery. Navigate the dance with caution. In the dance of hearts, may wisdom be your guide, and the echoes of caution be a melody that keeps your spirit discerning amidst the enchanting rhythms of affection.

In a plot twist that could only be described as Shakespearean mixed with a touch of Marvel superhero origin story, our oga has defied the odds, conquered the abyss of rejection, and emerged victorious in the game of love!

While mere mortals might have thrown in the towel after a week of being ignored, our man strapped on his cape of resilience, donned his armor of determination, and charged headfirst into the battlefield of unrequited affection for half a decade!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Witnesses said he dodged rejection bullets, leaped over barriers of indifference, and somersaulted through the flaming hoops of emotional distance, all in pursuit of the elusive lady's heart!

Experts are now considering whether he should be nominated for a Nobel Prize in SIMPING or awarded the title of 'The Unbeatable SIMP.' Either way, the man who turned a five-year snub into a lifetime commitment has earned his place in the Hall of Epic SIMPS Stories! 💑🏆

This is not just a marriage; it is a symphony of persistence in the face of indifference, and a lesson to us all: Never underestimate the power of someone crazy enough to wait for a girl for half a decade.

Stay tuned for the next chapter in this extraordinary love saga, as our hero now navigates the uncharted territory of marital bliss after half a decade of relentless pursuit!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hourly pay rate in a country governed by APC. Let's say ₦150/hr in APC format. Judging from their 30k NPower stipend which is even no more

Omo , this is beautiful💖