₦airaland Forum

Sagamite:
Don't worry. That is just Nigerian failed education system product "fact" generating mechanism.

The process is:

- Pull a senseless opinion out of your arse.
- Ensure it is as stewpid as any unratiocinated assertion a human can come by.
- Don't back it up with any evidence and insight.
- Stick to it and say it is right.

He just gave you a "fact" right there.

And he would wonder why he is unemployable.

nuelagold:
Employment type: Full time

Contract type: Permanent

A multinational firm is in need of graduates for the following positions;

* Facilitators/Educators
* Business Managers
* Filed Campaigners
* Marketers
* Front Desk Officers
* Personnel Managers
* Product Branding Managers
* Operators

Interested applicants should forward their C.v to abollysweet@yahoo.com for proper consideration.

Signed: Management

idupaul:
there is somtin kinda fishy here hmmmm

alfablondy:
I was reading a thread on working opportunities In SA started by dondav. I wanted to contribute and realised that after justwise comment the thread was locked from any further comment or modification. I was wondering was it because the op had open similar threads before and refuse to listen to advise giving to him? In my opinion i think other people do benefits from threads apart from the op, I have learnt a lot from comments on this forum and believe each thread is not for the benefit of the op alone. I dont think a thread should be locked without any cogent reason.

FRANA:
A reputable bank requires the following:
1. Manager
Qualification: B.sc, HND or it equivalent
2. Credit officers
Qualification: OND, NCE or it equivalent
3. Executive Marketers
Qualification: B.sc, HND, OND, NCE
Interested applicants should forward their curriculum vitae or résumé
to the email below

healthrite:
A Multinational firm with head office in lagos is recruiting graduates and undergraduates from all fields of study as health presenters,sales representatives and facilitators who will be trained to fit into our system.
BENEFITS:
1.TEAM WORK
2.WORK AS FULL TIME OR PART TIME
3.FINANCIAL FREEDOM
INTERESTED CANDIDATES SHOULD SEND THEIR;
*NAME
*PHONE NUMBER
*QUALIFICATION
*LOCATION
TO 08029015054 OR email:phunky4real08@yahoo.com
START TEXTING NOW
NOTE:FOR LAGOS RESIDENCE ONLY

Dave619:
Malaysian government are seriously corrupting Nigerians with a jobless attitude,i live there and i know how wicked this people are, am hoping to return back soon, and will be the first to start treating thousands of them working over there in oil company as they deserve, and nobody should blame me over it even our government,

ejitina:
An American-Based Company in Lagos, seeks the services of male and females as staff for their expanding office. Interested candidates should send their names and disciplines to 08038852421 or forward their CV to tinaobinnaejim@yahoo.com All hard working staff will be rewarded with incentives like traveling abroad with your partner, all expenses paid and other forms of incentives.
apply open for any discipline

yomiwal:
WHO WE ARE
We are reputable Health Management Company affiliated to a Multinational. We are looking for young and vibrant Nigerians with passion for business management in the health sector.

WHAT WE DO
We train you, irrespective of your background, as a nutritionist and health management agent, and give you our franchise, for you to operate as a trained Nutritionist and Health Management Agent.

REMUNERATION
Very attractive and competitive with other industries.

OTHER BENEFITS
* Opportunity to travel around the world
* Opportunity to own your own business and fulfill your dreams
* No target setting

QUALIFICATION
First degree in any course.

LOCATION
Lagos and South-West residence only

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Forward your name, address and phone number ONLY to: hmorecruitment@yahoo.com

yomiwal:
WHO WE ARE
We are reputable Health Management Company affiliated to a Multinational. We are looking for young and vibrant Nigerians with passion for business management in the health sector.

WHAT WE DO
We train you, irrespective of your background, as a nutritionist and health management agent, and give you our franchise, for you to operate as a trained Nutritionist and Health Management Agent.

REMUNERATION
Very attractive and competitive with other industries.

OTHER BENEFITS
* Opportunity to travel around the world
* Opportunity to own your own business and fulfill your dreams
* No target setting

QUALIFICATION
First degree in any course.

LOCATION
Lagos and South-West residence only

METHOD OF APPLICATION
Forward your name, address and phone number ONLY to: hmorecruitment@yahoo.com

Ishilove:
Dude,to the best of my knowledge this rocean character has never posted any reasonable comment in this section

rhymz:
thank you very much bro, I am trying to get the MODs to place it on the front page as well.

rhymz:
Dear Nairalanders,
I want to use this medium to inform everyone here that has gotten the e-mail or know anyone that got the email about the VIO-DVLA job and medical test payment is a fraud, the whole exercise is a scam designed to fleece the unemployed population.
The purpoted claims of the letter are all false and have been debunked by officials of VIO-DVLA. They have at no time requested anyone to pay the sum of N1500 to any Riverland Hospital Account at any first bank branch, neither are they recruiting online.
The whole set up is a scam as it is standard procedure that medical test and physical fitness test usually come last after a successfull interview and selection process. It makes no sense to ask everyone to pay for a job they are yet to get or be interviewed for, unless of course there is a sinister scheme that want to decieve people into believing that everyone will be selected irrespective of your performance during the interview.
My cousine who recieved the scam mail has had his contacts in Abuja where the HQ of the VIO-DVLA is situated confirm it that it is a fraud.
NB: Watch out for their agents; they will come online to claim the whole thing is genuine and that they had confirmed, some will even cite instances where other coperate organizations did thesame, these are just a few of the many antics employed to hoodwink others. It is like a syndicated racket with agents all over the states. For instance, my cousin called one of the designated labs in ekiti state only to be told to come with a sample of his urine test in a rubber can when coming. What kind of a quack lab technician do that??
I felt I should create this thread to warn those of us that are gullible, desperate and in a haste to read between the lines before pathing with their hard earned cash to faceless and heartless scammers.
Be warned!!!
Attention: Moderators please put this thread in the front page as it is a warning thread and will go a long way to help the unsuspecting public dodge a bullet.
Thank You.

scudsynergy:
Qualification
Experience.Qualification At least B.A / B.edu in English

staffjobs:
A FAST GROWING NURSERY SCHOOL LOCATED IN THE LEKKI AREA URGENTLY SEEKS TO ENGAGE EXPERIENCED FRENCH TEACHERS.

THE IDEAL CANDIDATE WILL BE A FAST LEARNER AND SKILLFUL WITH CHILDREN.

MINIMUM QUALIFICATION IS OND OR NCE.

INTERESTED CANDIDATES SHOULD SEND THEIR CV TO THE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW;

psl.nigeria@gmail.com

APPLICATION DEADLINE: 8TH JANUARY, 2012

rhymz:
Fellow Nigerians it is apalling to see how some fraudulent individuals can capitalize on the plight of the unemployed to fleece them of the little that they have to sustain them. My cousin alerted me to this VIO job scam and I went through it to see the plot.
First, there is no sense in asking applicants to pay for a fitness test for a volunteer job that has very little to do with one's physical fitness. One will have to first pass an interview before any of this processes i.e if this whole charade is even true. In most of the mails sent to my cousine, I noticed they were particular about the payment of the fitness test than anything else. The numbers they left are personal numbers and the said laboratories are all unknown labs more like a quick set up. Their antics is to divert attention from going to the real VIO office to get the real info. Even the letters are rife with spelling errors and omissions-that says a lot about the person making the claims of being the head of HR of VIO. In one of the letters they claimed they were a recruiting partner of VIO and at the end thesame writer claimed to be the head of HR of VIO, aint that a NaughtyWoman. . .lol
This is pure Scam anyone that falls for it is certified Fool. Guys make una shine una eyes well well this is a big scam, prollt being orchestrated by an insider. Somebody is about to make a killing from people's desperation.

alfablondy:
A few of you? i think you are not among them

dustydee:
An award for resilience cos a lot of them are willing to go through the whole process again.

afam4eva:
Is he lieing?

nakedall:
Did you want to cry for leaders that failed you in all aspect of life?

The N koreans get $3/month, but they have electricity, health service, education, house, road, security, they are living far better than we in Nigerian. makaka!

buzugee:
besides that is orchestrated crying. if you refuse to cry you will be beheaded