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busybody20:
see as the undercover reporter carry big belly like you. 

what did he say

She was saying that they always keep an eye on a flight from Nigeria, they were actually trained to look out for fake Nigerian passports.

busybody20:
chai!   see our yansh for TV oo

Disgrace, did u hear what the immigration officer told the reporter about flight coming in from Nigeria?

Watching it, very interesting indeed

JeSoul:
you berra believe it . . . chanting *U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! . . . * lol.

Nah seriously, you guys drive on the wrong side of the road, it really threw me off. At least you guys had the foresight to write by many crosswalks "look left" or "look right" for poor tourists like me (here's a snapshot I took). Stayed longer? I don't think I can ever get used to those tight roads with reversed driving lol.

My brother in-law was just like u when he visited here, he complained about almost everything, roads not big enough, our rooms not big enough, he wants bigger burger, we don't drive bigger cars, i was like. . .oh well. . what do i expect from somebody coming from a country that gave us Sarah Palin  and  Donald Trump

JeSoul:
Na lie! He was a full fledged brit, inside out, top down, complete with all the stereotypical facial/body features of una. Oga, na una they talk thru nose pass anybody else on the planet . American accent is easy to understand now, which american movie have you ever watched that you didn't understand? And don't even get me started on you folks driving on the wrong side of the road . . . that was just about the freakiest thing I had ever seen  crossing the street almost became an olympic event as everything was opposite and required brain activity lol. Una self, too much drama 

calm down calm down!!!! which one be wrong side of the run now? , typical Americans they can't cope without their system, you would have got used to things if u had stayed a little bit longer in London

9jaboy32:
uk

I don't think ur lawyer is telling you the whole truth about the case, get somebody who will explain things for u very well. Are u in the UK legally or has ur visa expired?

9jaboy32:
WE NOT MARRIED, SHE IS A BRITISH CITIZEN AND WE HAVE BEEN LIVING TOGETHER FOR 3 & HALF YEARS AND WE GOT TWO KIDS. IT WAS A SOLICTOR THAT APPLIED FOR ME.

Ok, i understand that now, are u in the UK or in Nigeria now?

9jaboy32:
i applied base on living together with kids. and the reason of my refusal was my entry clearance was not on my application while it was been sumbitted.

Are u married to a British citizen? Who applied for u? An agent or yourself?

9jaboy32:
DEAR NAIRALAND,

I PLACE AN APPLICATION TO THE HOME OFFICE SOMETIME IN MARCH AND MY LAWYER RANG ME IN MAY TO TELL ME THAT MY APPLICATION WAS REFUSED THAT I CANNOT TAKE THEM TO COURT BUT ONLY GRANT FOR A JUDICIARY REVIEW.

MY LAWYER DECIDED TO REPLY THEM WITH A PRE-ACTION LETTER GIVING THEM 14DAYS TO GET BACK, BUT IS LIKE 21 DAYS NOW STILL NOT HEARD FROM THEM.

CAN ANYONE UPDATE ME WITH THE NEXT STEP TO TAKE. IF TO FILE IN MY JUDICIARY REVIEW OR WAIT FOR THEM TO GET BACK TO ME? IS THERE ANY REASON WHY THEY HAVE REFUSED TO WRITE BACK TO MY LAWYER?

I WILL APPRECIATE ANYONE RESPONSE CONCERNING THIS ISSUE.

THANK YOU.

What kind of visa did you apply for and what was the reason(s) for the refusal

sammy2000:
TRAVEL TO EUROPE VISA FREE.NO VISA WAHALA.FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT ME 07061029903

How will that work?

JeSoul:
Lol. My guy that one is beyond listening hard oh lol. We were ordering lunch in this restaurant in the famed oxford st area, we must've asked the waiter the repeat at least 4 times. We gave up and just nodded to anything he asked after that. Gosh. If you ask me, it was definitely easier negotiating taxi rates in the middle of ancient Corinth in greece you darn brits! open your mouths and pronounce when you talk now lol

, Americans speak through the nose , London is a multi-cultural city,the waiter in that restaurant could be Asian or Eastern European, some barely speak a word of English. Americans actually love British accent

JeSoul:
LOL . . . I visited London for the first time last yr. It came after a few weeks in non-speaking english countries so I was happy to finally be able to communicate with people . . . good Lawd!!! I could barely understand most of the accents we came across. Maybe I'm biased, [/b]but I think the american accent is the easiest to understand . . . uhmm except for those with the southern twang 

Yes u are biased . . kidding, yea some London accent could be tricky especially the [b]Cockney Accent, u really have to listen long and hard b4 you could pick up, Liverpool/Everton  accent is another hard one, listen to Steven Gerard or wayne rooney speak, u hardly understand some of the things they say.

Slyp:
Justwise, didn't you get my mail? Please i m still expecting a reply. Thanks for your time.

No i did not, i just checked now, there is no email from u

ode remo:
nigerians are reall cowards, real woosy. right lets give jungle justice to obj= stole billions, bankole = stole billions,
odili= stole billionas, t.a orji,i.bb, gbenga daniel, akala= withdrew 5 bill. in 3 days, shall i continue?. ah i 4got the igbinnedons,iyabo obasanjo,tinubu. etc etc.

Stop talking nonsense, a thief is a thief, it doesn't matter who committed the crime, its still a crime, any criminal making life of innocent Nigerians hell deserves the worst punishment ever.

What a shame, i hope he got sacked if he is not yet

focusxo4:
Why can't some pple think, about how they can become an authority in their chosen carrier than waste time on another man chosen field.
Or u can simply start your own church and start marking money and become "As rich as oil barons".u can't hear serious mind like Bill Gate,making commit
like this,because he earn recognition by hard work so, i know that if these pple did not stand out u would't see them.4 those who are following them. the bible says[b] u shall know the truth and truth u know shall set[/b].The important thing is that we should all know the truth so that we can be free.
So, we can also be recognized and be more richer than oil barons.

If you must quote the Bible please quote it right.

Rich4god:
Good day 9ja. Plz i want to know if a nigerian graduate with 2.2 is qualified to go for a masters in any UK universities, and if he can, what are the necessary material needed to start processing it.

Sure you can do masters in the UK with 2.2, just search for universities in the UK and see the course requirements.

It depend on the university and the course u are interested in.

I actually like the accent, i used to struggle with it untill i started watching[b] Frankie Boyle[/b], though his comedy do cross the line sometimes but he made Scottish accent popular.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=689651.msg8517344#msg8517344 date=1308063372]Well, wait until the Lord Lords of the Commons get to debate that list.

It's obvious that the UKBA is targetting countries with high number of applications and as usual, commit them to produce evidence upon which they drew that list and you would be shocked that either none was used, or completely unscientific extrapolation of statistical data was used as we found out in the English UK Judicial review court case.[/quote]I watched the debate last yr when it was suggested that Nigeria and other countries should be placed on high risk countries, the reason given by one MP then was that they carried out an investigaion in Uk high commssion Nigeria and discovered that a huge number of applicants submited forged/fake documents, i keep asking myself. . .is that good enough reason to punish other decent Nigerians? Why not ban those caught for life and give other decent Nigerians the credit they deserve.

[quote author=Omo_Tier1 link=topic=689651.msg8517094#msg8517094 date=1308061000]@justwise,
I think you would soon see that list abandoned! Just wait for a dimplomatic roar to escalate between the UK and any of those countries and you will see UKBA avoiding that list.

We have seen all these nonsense before and at the end nothing was achieved with it.

Makes me wonder if the UK is truly running out of 21st century ideas on how to manage immigration sensibly.[/quote]I hope that happens soon cos its quiet insulting to paint almost all African countires black, this is where Nigeria embassy in London should come out and question this development.

Xtfield:
Actually, I've settled for North Cyprus. There's a guy in a University there who is doing a very nice job. To be candid, I called Yemmy since I discovered he stays in Ikorodu and I work in Ikorodu. I asked for his advise on which country he thinks would be affordable and easy to access for this purpose. He told me 'Cyprus'. Like I said, I already settled for NC and have already contacted the University and have been told what documents to send so I really would not need a go-between. While I may not endorse Yemmy outright, I must say that he did not sound to me as a desperate guy. And Like I said above, his answer tallies with what I already knew. But the truth is detecting a scam goes beyond how the person sounds. Some people may genuinely wish to help even if it will involve some illegality. Whether it is right for them to do so is a different matter entirely. And like I said earlier, those who go the illegal route will probably not be doing it if there are no active collaborators at the embassies and immigration offices.To me, a scam is when a fellow collects money and fails to deliver or delivers fake papers. But if he delivers genuine papers even if procured illegally, then it is no longer a scam because a contract was entered into and he delivered.

I know that wip5 https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-351402.1152.html  helps alot of Nigerians who intend to study in North Cyprus, he knows alot about North Cyprus and education there reading through his posts.

Xtfield, when it comes to visa application, all the document needed should be urs and original, it should be your bank statement, your school certificate, passport with your details, u don't need an agent to supply any of those for you , agent can help book ticket or advice on visa issues and get paid for it, there is nothing like an agent supplying documents for your travels. I keep hearing pple saying. . .he doesn't sound like a fraudster on the phone. . pls how does a fraudster sound on the phone? Do you expect him  to tell u straight away on the phone that he is a fraudster? Wait untill your money gets into his hand then u will know, how will you even know that the visa he will be getting for u is original? I don't have any problem with pple running genuine travel business, its a good thing but what i hate so much is reading from pple advertising illegal business, yes some will say its not my business what pple do, nonsense!! its my business cos i hold Nigeria passport, the activities of those bogus travel agents affect any Nigerian traveler, we are treated with suspicion at airports, job centers, banks, so whether you agree with me or not, the truth is that we will all feel the heat.

Xtfield:
Tanx Justwise for pointing the difference out. But since both sides are determined to fight it to the end, I'm off to some other threads. I am an old man (will be 50 next April) who came here to see if I could help one of my daughters who graduated three years ago see if I can get a school overseas for her. Otherwise, I have no business here. I guess you people are a lot younger than me and have so much energy to hurl insults and abuses at each other.
Permit me to end with this small story.
Sometimes ago in a village, a farmer after a hard day's work retired to a nearby river to have a bath. After removing all his clothes, he dived into the river. A few minutes later, he emerged to see the village mad man making away with his clothes. Our friend jumped out of the river and gave chase. The mad man was in front in his tattered clothes, the farmer was behind completely unclothed. So the two ran into the middle of the town. Soon a crowd was gathered and started screaming that the farmer had gone mad. So the village in spite of farmer's vehement protestations to the fact that he was not mad became known as the village of two mad men.
Have a wonderful time all of you.

I'm glad that u are planing to send your daughter oversea to study, very expensive project though, but  Xtfield, don't you think that it will be good idea to contact[b] Yemmy[/b] to supply traveling documents for your daughter to apply for visa?

[quote author=steve_101 link=topic=685423.msg8514889#msg8514889 date=1308039687]Justwise u re a con person.even if don't say Amen to my prayers for us,So be it,it shall come to pass,Nigerians will surprise you,we will,we are not even into crime the way the world and You paint us,I know our problem,its just cash to spend but there are people that throws bomb,bomb is there problem yet nigeria is painted red every where because of people like u just fool. GOD BLESS THE FEDRAL  REPUBLIC  OF NIGERIA.[/quote]Nigeria will be a much better place without cretins like you, Nigerians will be respected when thieves like you travels to other countries and stay away from crime.

Listen to a brain dead moro/n talking about bomb, how many bombs have gone off in Nigeria this yr alone? Rubbish

[quote author=steve_101 link=topic=689651.msg8514475#msg8514475 date=1308033599]Evil man,justwise u wish death to nigeria and nigerians,evil messenger,UKBA my backside,why must u bring this thing here?so people all over the world reading this will consider nigerians high risk abii?coconut head.[/quote]I'm posting it here so that pple will see what criminals like you have done to Nigeria, traveling with forged/fake/stolen passport can only damage our image even more, applying for visa with all sorts of forged or fake documents has made life hell for genuine travelers.

If you are worried about what other countries think about us Nigerians then keep ur thieving fingers off crime, its that simple Steve_101

easyvisas:
Interested in traveling to United Kingdom price 180k Canada 250k USA 220k All asia countries is 170k South Africa 80k, moreso if you need any Documents to process your visa or you want to make an hotel reservation or booking of appointment,Do you need an e-passport and you want to get it that same day?then call me and i will render my service to u with integrity.You can contact me on 07082429839 or you e-mail: travelawareness@yahoo.com if you also want to make any enquiry my line is open.

You will only get your victims banned for 10yrs by supplying documents to them.

The same person here with a new IDs https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-678606.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-674385.0.html hptravels

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-680948.0.html[b] tour/visas[/b]


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-685591.0.html visaonly


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-688670.0.html allvisas

agitator:
look steve-101 or whatever you call yourself if you don't stop creating multiple ids [/b]to sperm this forum and slowing down my entertainment. I will deal with you

They are not the same person, [b]Xtfield writes what one can read and understand while the other 'thing' is just useless

@asiancontainer

Why not go back to Nigeria with the money u have now? If you have the money to travel to Malaysia or HK with Guinea passport why not use that money to resettle in Nigeria? Have you thought about the consequences of been arrested with Guinea passport as a Nigerian? How will you survive in Malaysia or HK without right to work legally? I don't know about Malaysia but Hong Kong is an expensive country and some Africans there are not having it funny with the police cos some of them did what u are about to do now. Think long and hard b4 you embark on that journey.

Good luck

Xtfield:
@ ALL

I have stayed away from this thread for a few days because I am completely nauseated by what is going on here. Why should a post by an individual generate all this hate? Why is none of these gladiators acting mature? Why all these name calling. Someone offers a service which another considers a scam. And all hell is let loose. My advise, if Justwise really believes this is a scam, I think he has had his say and should leave the thread alone. Afterall, he does not have to patronize Yemmy7. On the other hand, Yemmy7 too should learn to ignore Justwise if he will not stop his campaign and just continue to deal with those who have been calling him. Let this matter not degenerate into Fela's song: You be thief! I no be thief!!. It's certainly making this thread a nightmare for those of us who have come here to access information. Besides, I believe all visitors to NL ought to be mature enough to identify scams without any dictation or policing from any other person. I believe there is a warning on the first page of the thread. When you drive to some public places, one often see such signs as, "Cars parked at owners risk". Once that sign is visibly placed, it becomes the responsibility of the one parking the car. I do not have to stand there and shout. I leave every car owner to make their decision.I wish to end by saying that if either parties read this post and do not feel happy about it, no one should abuse me. I am not a young man and I will not tolerate insults being poured on me simply because I have offered advice. And if you people insist on continuing with throwing insults at each other, then all I can do is wish you the best of time wasting.

Sorry to disappoint you, that will not happen, yemmy7's activities are affecting every Nigerian, it renders Nigerian passport useless, i will comment on any of his post promising to get pple e-passport by proxy or promising to supply traveling documents for his clients.

AjanleKoko:
^^
Not necessarily.
After low, there's medium. I thought there was a high risk list.

It depends on how long you want to stretch the 'risk' level, u can as well add 'semi-medium' after low

AjanleKoko:
Where's the high-risk list?
There's only a list of low-risk countries on there.

Its fair to say that countries that missed out on the list of 'low risk' will be regarded as high risk