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FamilyRe: Undetected Sickle Celler by juwoonn(m): 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2021
Winneygirl:
7 times??
Winneygirl:
1,2,3, maybe 4 times might be considered being cautious.
But 5,6,7 times seems out of place to me.
We don't know her family history. We don't know if she has a sickle cell sibling.

Something made her jittery enough to keep running the test even after marriage.
That is the missing piece of information.
I think the OP said 5 times before marriage and 2 times during antenatal..yeah, they'll check during antenatal. Its not like she did 7 times before marrying the guy.
CelebritiesRe: “DJ Cuppy Didn’t Pay Zlatan Ibile For His Services” - Israel DMW Reveals by juwoonn(m): 4:35pm On Jan 29, 2021
meobizy:
She’s smart after all. I’ve long realized being stingy is the elixir for wealth. Stay in your lane while I stay in mine financially and none of us will need favours from each other. I can never become a user, that’s for Nairalanders and similar low lives.
Wrong!
You'll still realize you've not really realized the real elixir for wealth.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello: They Want To Use COVID-19 Vaccine To Kill Us (Video) by juwoonn(m): 10:00am On Jan 19, 2021
NORSIYK:
You are not a good Christian as you portray yourself
What is your definition of a good christian? Someone that cannot express his/her opinion?
You're funny.
PoliticsRe: Joshua Oluwakimbati Melaye's Birthday: Dino Melaye Prays For His Son by juwoonn(m): 11:47am On Jan 14, 2021
ThatFairGuy1:
Wish him well.

Meanwhile, what's Oluwakimbati/Oluwakinbati?

It's Oluwakiibaati.
We're loosing the culture of articulating Yoruba words well this age
Oga Yoruba is not the same every where. Kogi Yoruba and Ijebu Yoruba are pronounced differently and would likely be spelt differently if you go deeper.
CelebritiesRe: Odunlade Adekola Buys A Car For Jethro Oyekanmi, His Younger Brother by juwoonn(m): 9:23am On Jan 06, 2021
EmekaBlue:
grin

Make i no talk but that car cheap and don't need to be announced. Yoruba pple stingy die
Why are people this uncultured? Someone bought a car for his brother and you're saying he is stingy....Let's see the car you bought for your brother/sister?
You won't be saying this if he didn't buy any...you're an idiot bro.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Businesswoman Serifat Adisa, 2 Children In Oyo (Photo) by juwoonn(m): 11:41am On Jan 04, 2021
chariisGRACE:
CEO of a filling station that plys the road with a commercial motorcycle?

Abeg...
Olodo!!!
Go and read the news again.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kill Businesswoman Serifat Adisa, 2 Children In Oyo (Photo) by juwoonn(m): 11:38am On Jan 04, 2021
ThierryJay:
The reporting is unbelievably unprofessional. In one part it stated the Alhaja was killed in the bush. In another part, the woman was shot was hospitalized and not dead. Very disjointed crude journalism.
Go and read again...you no read comprehension passage for sec sch?
HealthRe: 20 Million Nigerians Battle Kidney Disease, Expensive Treatment by juwoonn(m): 1:20pm On Jan 02, 2021
20Million? Na lie.
RomanceRe: Can You Leave Your Phone Unlocked With Your Partner? by juwoonn(m): 9:49am On Dec 20, 2020
My phone is always unlocked..and my wife knows my bank details....hers is pattern locked but I know her pattern. I know her bank details too.
Freedom is sweet
We're almost 7 years together and my money no dey miss...
PoliticsRe: Colonel Hassan Stan-Labo: “I Was Harrased By SARS Despite My Rank” by juwoonn(m): 9:35am On Oct 15, 2020
VillageHead:
and you claim to be a "colonel" in the Nigerian army?
Watch the video before you comment.
CrimeRe: SARS Demanded N1m As Bail After ‘abducting’ Me, Nigerian Says by juwoonn(m): 5:41pm On Oct 05, 2020
Land for sale!
Righteousness89 come and buy!
CrimeRe: Ex-Staff Of First Bank Bags 98-Year-Jail Term For Stealing N49.3m, $368,000 by juwoonn(m): 9:10am On Sep 30, 2020
Kbabs02:
Damn 98 whaaat? dey for kuku say life imprisonment. And our fucking politicians dey steal billions of naira.
She will serve only 7 years..lol
Read the article well...She was sentenced 7 years each on 14 count to be served concurrently... So she will be jailed for only 7 years.

14*7= 98 years...all concurrently
CrimeRe: Toluwalase Kembi: Lady Killed By Her Boyfriend For Ritual In Ikorodu, Lagos by juwoonn(m): 1:49pm On Sep 20, 2020
akinsmyk:
No bro, read well. The known boyfriend to her family is really Segun. Segun called the family that she called her that she's going to see a friend in Ikorodu.

Lady prolly went to cheat with a guy she just met, prolly on social media or whatever or another boyfriend.

If she was faithful to the known boyfriend, maybe this won't have happened coz I'm wondering the relationship between Tolu and Yusu (Alfa)
Why are you guys all jumping into conclusions?
See the screenshot. Why will she tell her fiancee she's going to cook for the person and sleep over if she was going to cheat. Anyways...

CrimeRe: Toluwalase Kembi: Lady Killed By Her Boyfriend For Ritual In Ikorodu, Lagos by juwoonn(m): 1:42pm On Sep 20, 2020
emmanuelpopson:

she only said she was going to ikorodu. no mention of one Yusuf... also if the relationship was open, why answer calls secretly before her parents...she picked and left straight away to see the guy.. so if they know the guy, why was the sister saying they were looking for her after 2 days of her whereabout..
Sometimes your family can know you have a friend somewhere and not know where the friend lives. She may also excuse people in the livingroom to receive a call outside, perhaps because of noise or so, we all do this.
What you posted was that she did not tell her fiancee and I have shown you where the article states that she told her fiancee.
Don't just be too sure. Investigations are still ongoing and only one person has been arrested so far.
CrimeRe: Toluwalase Kembi: Lady Killed By Her Boyfriend For Ritual In Ikorodu, Lagos by juwoonn(m): 1:27pm On Sep 20, 2020
Anaerobi:
seriously I read this about 3-4 times, thinking I don't know what I was reading.
..

CrimeRe: Toluwalase Kembi: Lady Killed By Her Boyfriend For Ritual In Ikorodu, Lagos by juwoonn(m): 1:23pm On Sep 20, 2020
emmanuelpopson:
wat i find intriguing is that the lady had a fiance called segun and she still went ahead to see another person called Yusuf in ikorodu.. so she was seeing two men.. and the yusuf wasn't known to the parent.
secret love affair is bad and ladies that do that are digging there graves. let your family members know whom u are seeing even if the relationship is still fresh. at least your siblings or close friends..
see where her negligence led her.. the fiancé doesn't know she is going to another man s house ..
Read again, she told her parent and her fiancee where she was going and she told them she'll be sleeping over. The headline get as e be.

CrimeRe: Toluwalase Kembi: Lady Killed By Her Boyfriend For Ritual In Ikorodu, Lagos by juwoonn(m): 1:17pm On Sep 20, 2020
Anaerobi:
What is really wrong with young girls of this days?
She have a fiance, and she still plan to sleep over in her boyfriend place. I don't just understand.
someone should Pls help me, maybe I didn't comprehend what I just read now.... am I having difficulties in understanding or I read d it correctly?
I really did not understand, but I think there are things hidden to us or the headline is just incorrect because according to the report the lady told her mother and sister and she also told her fiancee that she's going to her friend's place at Ikorodu to cook for him and she'll be sleeping over.
Foreign AffairsRe: Thousands Of Birds Drop Dead From The Sky In New Mexico (Photos) by juwoonn(m): 10:23am On Sep 17, 2020
Righteousnesss8:
Before una start to post end time this is not the first time it as been happening sha ..
What's the difference between November 2019, April 2020 and September 2020? (All happened in less than a year)
End time nonii
Meanwhile any form of impersonation is a crime.
TV/MoviesRe: Vee To Neo: "Your Dick Is Small, Though You Are Long Like 3rd Mainland Bridge” by juwoonn(m): 3:06pm On Sep 09, 2020
RigtousSlawomir:
Damnn Niggarr!


The end is near! angry



As a real Niggarr, man gats take some green bottles, smoke enough weed and bang some fresh laps.



But a real Niggarr need to think ahead, because all these things will pass away.



A real Niggarr Should repent!

angry
Lol
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Laycon And Kiddwaya Dine Together After Erica's Eviction. by juwoonn(m): 11:14am On Sep 07, 2020
elisho:
my woman don't do anything at home because of this useless program i just remove the fuse now
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Why I Disrupted My Wife And Her Boyfriend's Wedding - Jilted Husband by juwoonn(m): 7:07am On Sep 05, 2020
saaphiere:
Men will always be men.
You want men to transform to another gender?

Will women not always be women?
EducationRe: How To Prepare A Lesson Plan by juwoonn(m): 2:28pm On Sep 04, 2020
vickydevoka:
Buh u get mind o. After dis pandemic u go apply private teacher work. Na some people d
Be de cause of there future problem
Don't you think half bread is better than none? Do you know his/her present financial status?
My brother to get job no easy for this country o. Just thank God for your own and don't condemn another person hustle.
EducationRe: How To Prepare A Lesson Plan by juwoonn(m): 2:22pm On Sep 04, 2020
RioCarputo:
Which school did you graduated from?. I'm not here to demean you in any form either.

But as a UI graduate and in accordance to my undergraduate experiences which spans 6years plus,i can write out a good lesson note sample for you here. see below.

NAME OF SCHOOL : Francesco high school, UI Ibadan.

CLASS : SSS 1A.

SUBJECT : Biology.

TOPIC : Respiratory system.

SUB-TOPICS : Meaning of Respiratory system, Types of Respiratory system, explanation of the types of Respiratory system.

DATE : September 4th 2020.


LESSON.

1. MEANING OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the meaning and explanation of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub -topic.


2. TYPES OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You list the types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


3. EXPLANATIONS OF THE TYPES OF
RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the explanations of the various types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


4. REFERENCES :
Under this, you write the textbook you're making use of, it's author or authors and the year it was published. that's all.

@OP, this is how your lesson notes should look like. hope you find this helpfull.
Nice job bro, but you forgot to add the estimated duration for the lesson... Say 45 minutes or 1 hour and the instructional materials were also not included.
RomanceRe: Magun: Man Stuck In A Married Woman During Sex In Ogun by juwoonn(m): 5:29pm On Sep 02, 2020
Iyawo Soldier...smh
RomanceRe: S£X AS SHE TAUGHT ME…..(18+) by juwoonn(m): 3:48pm On Aug 01, 2020
BlinksBlinkd:
S£X AS SHE TAUGHT ME PART 1
(18+)
.
I was naive as a kid,just a shy nerdy kid. s*x
was foreign to me and i neva really found out
about it till i was almost 19. Whenever my
friends talked about their s*x escapades as
teens, i would listen with keen interest,basking
in the euphoria of the tale. It was as if i was
living vicariously through their steamy stories. I
rememba John’s stories d most,he was
confident and had many older brothers. We
looked up to him,although we were mates.
Talking to girls was easy for him,and he had
them around him always. I can recall vividly
how he told us about having s*x in the school
toilet with a girl named Clara. I felt hurt and
intrigued at the same time because she was my
ultimate crush,and we were just 14. I could not
grasp it,how she could do something like that .
Whenever i saw her walk by,the concocted
image of John and her,writhing in S#xual
ecstasy,would form in my head,and i would
immediately avert my eyes,so as not to give
away my emotions. Nevertheless i still enjoyed
the stories,they were the highlights of my s*x
life as a teen. I went thru secondary school
without even kissing a girl. My fantasies were
filled with them,hmmmm,girls,i knew when
given the chance,i would take it with both
hands. And that opportunity came,yes it
came,with a bang,and i am forever glad that i
was untainted,ready and willing.
I met Stephanie when i was in 200level in the
university. The second semester had just
begun,i was at the bank to pay my school
fees,as was alot of the oda students. I saw her
standing near the queue, about 5 pple stood
btw us. She wasnt beautiful,at least not in the
sense that you and i understand. She was
tall,dark and glamourous. Her slight hips
protuded behind her,complementing her
succulent firm bosoms. She had this dreamy
look abt her,confident but s*xy**,independent
but whimsical. Her inviting lips were doused
with a touch of glossy wet lips. Kiss me till u
die
was literarilly written all over her. God!,i was
lost, i stood there looking at her,gaping,wishing.
I still rememba every single detail about that
day. The sun was shining brightly,but it wasnt
hot,a gentle breeze was caressing my face. Her
dark skin glowed in the sun. I glanced around
and noticed alot of guys eyes were fixed on her
. I heard a guy talking behind me,he was telling
his friend, “oboy u dey see that bird so ?! “,” i
must cage am!”. My heart was beating fast,i
stood no chance,there were better guys
here,that would get this girl.That moment I
wished she would say something,i wanted to
hear her voice,so i’l carry it to my dreams,were
i’d cherish it for eternity.
I got tired of standing,so i sat on the lush,well
trimmed grass,near the bank building. Heaven
smiled down on me. About 10 minutes later she
came n sat near me,i guess she was fed up
standing too. I almost screamed with joy,it took
alot of self restrain for me not to have shouted.
She said sumtin,i didnt hear at first,ofcourse i
was still in disbelief,how cud i hv been so
lucky ?. “Are u here to pay ur fees ?”,she askd
again,this time i promptly replied affirmatively.
“This system is so stressful,i cant believe we’ve
been here over 2 hours”,”i feel so tired n worn
out”. I wanted to tell her she still looked
gorgeous, and that would hv sounded corny. To
this day,i cant still understand why she spoke
to me. All i could say was sorry,it’l soon be
over.
She just looked at me,blinked her eyes and
sighed. She stood up,turned to me n said tanx.
I was confused . My eyes trailed her as she
walked away,a fading dream,now i was back to
reality.
I finished my bank stuffs n headed out d
banking hall,i had almost forgotten abt
her,when i saw her again.This must be fate.
This time i walked over to her,in my heart i
prayed she still remembered me. “hi”, “hey
you” she replied. “Guess your done ?” i
answered yea. We chit chatted a bit,she said
she would come bk d next day to finish up,as
she had something to do now. I offered to
come
keep her company the nxt day,to my surprise
she agreed . She asked for my phone,punched
in her numbers and left. It felt so surreal,i
couldnt believe it,even when i got bk home and
told my friends,they too didnt believe it.
Obviously she was older than me,i guessed
maybe abt 5 or 6 years. I was almost 19 and
she looked mid mid 20s. I waited till the next
day to call her,if she gave me a wrong number,i
wouldnt sweat it,i was contented already,and
never thought things could progress this far.
At the second ring she picked up,time paused,i
was silent,i tried to talk,no words came out,it
was her voice,it was unmistakeable. It was soft
and serene,music to my ears. I hung up,trying
hard to catch my breath. She called back
immediately,i picked and mumbled something
inaudible. She knew it was me. “Are you still
coming?”, ” ofcourse” i retorted. “ok see u in a
bit”. She dropped the call.

.
Click on the link below to continue reading

http://coolstories22.com/sx-as-she-taught-me-18-part-1/
Hello bro.
Please take down this thread.
I bought this book with the full right from the original owner on December 29, 2014 with an agreement that he'd take down the thread which he did back then.
To what end did you start sharing the manuscripts again?
Our plagiarism check shows that you've republished this story on 6 different pages.
That's violation of agreement terms.
Jokes EtcRe: S£x As She Taught Me by juwoonn(m): 3:44pm On Aug 01, 2020
Pascalblinks:
S£X AS SHE TAUGHT ME PART 1
.

I was naive as a kid,just a shy nerdy kid. s*x
was foreign to me and i neva really found out
about it till i was almost 19. Whenever my
friends talked about their s*x escapades as
teens, i would listen with keen
interest,basking
in the euphoria of the tale. It was as if i was
living vicariously through their steamy
stories. I
rememba John’s stories d most,he was
confident and had many older brothers. We
looked up to him,although we were mates.
Talking to girls was easy for him,and he had
them around him always. I can recall vividly
how he told us about having s*x in the
school
toilet with a girl named Clara. I felt hurt and
intrigued at the same time because she was
my
ultimate crush,and we were just 14. I could
not
grasp it,how she could do something like that
.
Whenever i saw her walk by,the concocted
image of John and her,writhing in S#xual
ecstasy,would form in my head,and i would
immediately avert my eyes,so as not to give
away my emotions. Nevertheless i still
enjoyed
the stories,they were the highlights of my s*x
life as a teen. I went thru secondary school
without even kissing a girl. My fantasies were
filled with them,hmmmm,girls,i knew when
given the chance,i would take it with both
hands. And that opportunity came,yes it
came,with a bang,and i am forever glad that i
was untainted,ready and willing.
I met Stephanie when i was in 200level in the
university. The second semester had just
begun,i was at the bank to pay my school
fees,as was alot of the oda students. I saw
her
standing near the queue, about 5 pple stood
btw us. She wasnt beautiful,at least not in the
sense that you and i understand. She was
tall,dark and glamourous. Her slight hips
protuded behind her,complementing her
succulent firm bosoms. She had this dreamy
look abt her,confident but s*xy**,independent
but whimsical. Her inviting lips were doused
with a touch of glossy wet lips. Kiss me till u
die
was literarilly written all over her. God!,i was
lost, i stood there looking at
her,gaping,wishing.
I still rememba every single detail about that
day. The sun was shining brightly,but it
wasnt
hot,a gentle breeze was caressing my face.
Her
dark skin glowed in the sun. I glanced around
and noticed alot of guys eyes were fixed on
her
. I heard a guy talking behind me,he was
telling
his friend, “oboy u dey see that bird so ?! “,” i
must cage am!”. My heart was beating fast,i
stood no chance,there were better guys
here,that would get this girl.That moment I
wished she would say something,i wanted to
hear her voice,so i’l carry it to my
dreams,were
i’d cherish it for eternity.
I got tired of standing,so i sat on the
lush,well
trimmed grass,near the bank building.
Heaven
smiled down on me. About 10 minutes later
she
came n sat near me,i guess she was fed up
standing too. I almost screamed with joy,it
took
alot of self restrain for me not to have
shouted.
She said sumtin,i didnt hear at first,ofcourse
i
was still in disbelief,how cud i hv been so
lucky ?. “Are u here to pay ur fees ?”,she
askd
again,this time i promptly replied
affirmatively.
“This system is so stressful,i cant believe
we’ve
been here over 2 hours”,”i feel so tired n
worn
out”. I wanted to tell her she still looked
gorgeous, and that would hv sounded corny.
To
this day,i cant still understand why she spoke
to me. All i could say was sorry,it’l soon be
over.
She just looked at me,blinked her eyes and
sighed. She stood up,turned to me n said
tanx.
I was confused . My eyes trailed her as she
walked away,a fading dream,now i was back
to
reality.
I finished my bank stuffs n headed out d
banking hall,i had almost forgotten abt
her,when i saw her again.This must be fate.
This time i walked over to her,in my heart i
prayed she still remembered me. “hi”, “hey
you” she replied. “Guess your done ?” i
answered yea. We chit chatted a bit,she said
she would come bk d next day to finish up,as
she had something to do now. I offered to
come
keep her company the nxt day,to my surprise
she agreed . She asked for my
phone,punched
in her numbers and left. It felt so surreal,i
couldnt believe it,even when i got bk home
and
told my friends,they too didnt believe it.
Obviously she was older than me,i guessed
maybe abt 5 or 6 years. I was almost 19 and
she looked mid mid 20s. I waited till the next
day to call her,if she gave me a wrong
number,i
wouldnt sweat it,i was contented already,and
never thought things could progress this far.
At the second ring she picked up,time
paused,i
was silent,i tried to talk,no words came out,it
was her voice,it was unmistakeable. It was
soft
and serene,music to my ears. I hung
up,trying
hard to catch my breath. She called back
immediately,i picked and mumbled something
inaudible. She knew it was me. “Are you still
coming?”, ” ofcourse” i retorted. “ok see u in
a
bit”. She dropped the call.
.
click on the link below to continue reading

http://naijanoisemakers.com/2016/12/12/sx-taught-part-1/
Hello bro.
Please take down this thread.
I bought this book with the full right from you on December 29, 2014 with an agreement that you'd take down the thread which you did back then.
To what end did you start sharing the manuscripts again?
Our plagiarism check shows that you've republished this story on 6 different pages.
That's violation of agreement terms.
BusinessRe: Kdp. Kindle Amazon Books And Corona Virus Profits Method by juwoonn(m): 10:18am On Aug 01, 2020
eliok:
there was a time Amazon pays for every download eBook.

Later they decided that it was better to pay per page. Reads .

This is KENP read.

$0.0045 per 1000 page reads.

The more pages your book is , the better you get paid in kindle unlimited
Nice thread bro.
Kudos... but KENP read payment fluctuates between $0.0045 - $0.0051 per page read and not per 1000 page reads

So if we follow your price of $0.0045, 1000 page reads will earn you $4.5
CelebritiesRe: Davido Shows His Banana Island Mansion Features by juwoonn(m): 1:56pm On May 31, 2020
MaziAlaye:
Nothing luxurious here, just charger.
Sey u watch d video?
CrimeRe: Photos Of The 3 UNIPORT Students Killed By Kidnappers by juwoonn(m): 2:10am On May 03, 2020
northvietnam:
Yes I’m one of them....

Una dey ask some kind crazy questions for this country...
grin grin grin tongue
CrimeRe: Photos Of The 3 UNIPORT Students Killed By Kidnappers by juwoonn(m): 7:19pm On May 02, 2020
enemyofprogress:
see the story below

northvietnam:



The motive is that she is dating a yahoo boy ...

Money was paid into the boy friends account and the boy short changed the guy that brought the deal. The guy that brought the deal later after many weeks invited the boy friend over for a drink , he went their with his babe and a friend .
The guy that brought the deal now called his cult members , they kidnapped the 3 of them to a forest , the girls boy friend was shut at the leg in other to make him fear for his life and bring the money he was owing but the bullet didn’t enter ..

They now used matches on his head , if u check the pics, u will see one with a machet wound .

After killing her boy friend , u know they must kill the rest in other to cover their tracks ..... she brought this death on her self
Are you one of them?
This sounds so true and in sync with what the guy in the video said. Your analysis looks real and if I may say the best on here... Others are talking as if they didn't watch the video. But a point of correction, don't blame the girl. It was never her fault.
CrimeRe: Photos Of The 3 UNIPORT Students Killed By Kidnappers by juwoonn(m): 6:57pm On May 02, 2020
CyberWolf:
According to the suspect, the person that contracted them to kill the victims claimed that they made a deal and after money entered one of the victims account, he disappeared with the whole money. Even though I don’t support murder, but people should try to honor agreement so as to avoid things like this. It’s one of the victim’s greed that got him and his friends killed.
No sir. Watch the video again.
He said the guy got the money and went to Bright's house. Then Bright called his friends that the guy is in his house and the money had just entered his account. They probably got his account details/ATM or transfered all the money and kill him and his friends. I'm sure thats how they were traced and arrested.
HealthRe: Coronavirus Symptoms: Covid Toe Discovered As New Covid19 Symptom by juwoonn(m): 6:55pm On Apr 23, 2020
Heal the world oh lord!

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