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CareerRe: Mohammed Babandede Resumes Duty After Recovery From Coronavirus by juwoonn(m): 4:22pm On Apr 20, 2020
Emmahunk:
His arrival today, the 21st of April 2020
OP are we not in Nigeria again?
Today's date is 20th April, not 21
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Pay Tithe From My 20k Stimulus I Got From Government? by juwoonn(m): 10:56am On Apr 19, 2020
OnPointMan:
i don't normally do this but ... To slap you just dey hungry me.
Always learn to respect other people's believe, even if you think you know better than them.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians With Over N5,000 In Bank Won’t Get Palliatives - FG by juwoonn(m): 4:30pm On Apr 15, 2020
Idiots!
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley's Letter Of Apology To Lagos State Government (Photos) by juwoonn(m): 8:27pm On Apr 10, 2020
emmabest2000:
Someone wrote that apology letter for him grin
He had a first class from a UK school.
Naira Marley sabi o
HealthRe: Man Dies Of Coronavirus In Delta State After Visiting Lagos by juwoonn(m): 9:18am On Apr 10, 2020
Humanoid01:
So people still travel during this lockdown period? We are not ready to curb this disease.
Reading does not kill...
Read the story.

He traveled to Lagos and returned 2 weeks ago
PoliticsRe: Lagos To Prosecute Everyone Who Attended Funke Akindele’s Party by juwoonn(m): 8:26pm On Apr 06, 2020
Misplaced priority.
BusinessRe: COVID-19: Nairabet Donates 50 Million To Agents by juwoonn(m): 8:25pm On Apr 06, 2020
Seankhalifa:
All dis bet company gas credict our accout with 10k each make we flex small
You wan crash company?
BusinessRe: COVID-19: Nairabet Donates 50 Million To Agents by juwoonn(m): 8:20pm On Apr 06, 2020
Otunba Akin Alabi the boss
HealthRe: Kwara Records Two Coronavirus Cases by juwoonn(m): 7:59pm On Apr 06, 2020
Poor documentation.
The report should be 3 corona virus cases in Kwara;
2 isolated
1 dead
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by juwoonn(m): 5:16pm On Apr 06, 2020
ivolt:
Free MB at work.
Na your MB?
tongue
CelebritiesRe: Funke Akindele, Husband Found Guilty, To Serve 14 Days Community Service by juwoonn(m): 3:24pm On Apr 06, 2020
Mumu court.
Everybody in that court room deserves 14 days community service for not complying with social distance.

And they should also make sure they arrest and sue all the guys I'm seeing strolling up and down in Lagos for not complying with lockdown.

Funke and her husband are just unfortunate scapegoats.
CelebritiesRe: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by juwoonn(m): 10:57pm On Apr 03, 2020
Kingpee2:
We have few of these kinda people in Nigeria ...I doubt if I can do this ...
Na wa o!
Why has it become a big deal to return someone else's money...the OP even said only him and that guy could do that.
Is this how bad the country has become?
Why won't I return the money when its not my money. They even dash me 50k again.
Ha!
Only an heartless fellow would have kept that money
HealthRe: 10 New Cases Of Coronavirus In Nigeria. Total Of 184 Confirmed Cases by juwoonn(m): 10:25pm On Apr 02, 2020
mooremoney:
I know Nigeria will win the war against covid-19. With the rate if recovery we are not doing that bad.
If it is Nigeria... There is a difference between recovery and discharge. They wrote discharge there and not recovery
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by juwoonn(m): 11:52am On Apr 02, 2020
flokii:
@OP your landlord is right while you are wrong.

A calendar year is January - December not January - Jamuary

If you paid rent in April 2019, you next rent will be in March 2020.

Birthdays are different for those using beer parlour logic above.
Lol..let me ask you a question bro...
If you pay rent in April 2019..
u said your next rent will be March 2020..right?,
That means when you pay the next rent in March 2020..your next rent will be February 2021
Then next rent will be January 2022
And next rent will be December 2022

Can you see you're the one using beer palour analysis?
A year is January 1 - December 31 NOT
January 1 - December 1...if you do like this..you've missed 30days and 30days is a month.
So if you pay rent on January 1 2019...your next payment is December 31 2020...1 day interval.
So if OP pays a rent on April 18, 2019... His next day payment is April 17, 2020..1 day interval

FIDELITY24:
What are you people even saying... How can u say the landlord is wrong. You paid your rent in April so there it starts counting in the month of April.
See April 2019 as 1 month..
You can not see April as one month when he paid on April 18.
April is 30 days. And he paid on 18..
30-18 is 12...he paid for only 12 days in April.
See my analysis above
PropertiesRe: My Landlord Wants To Evict Me Before My Rent Expires by juwoonn(m): 11:35am On Apr 02, 2020
Ed12:
January to December makes a year.

And not January to January!
January 1 - December 31 makes a year. Not January 1 - December 1
Haha
HealthRe: How Spanish Flu Killed 500,000 Nigerians 102 Years Ago by juwoonn(m): 2:09pm On Apr 01, 2020
kennyz247:
God have mercy
500000 Nigerianz? abeg who counted it then ?and how was the number so exact?
What's the meaning of "estimated" sir?
Please read again...they didn't say exactly 500,000
CelebritiesRe: Coronavirus: Tonto Dikeh Tests For COVID-19 (photo) by juwoonn(m): 1:51pm On Apr 01, 2020
youngest85:
I'm sure she will be positive, after sleeping around with all those alhaji
Your fada!
Idiot.
I hope you're clean? You've never sinned in your life, right?
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Bishop Oyedepo To Donate Ambulances And Medical Equipment (Pics) by juwoonn(m):
Eriggs:
Good one from the church . This is what churches are suppose to be doing for the people. God bless the man of God. Waiting for RCCG....... lipsrsealed
You no see world class ventilations and other equipment that RCCG donated last week?
CrimeRe: Lagos Landlord & Wife Arrested For Brutalizing Tenant Over Unpaid Bills (Graphic by juwoonn(m): 6:07pm On Mar 30, 2020
MrMacinterchi1:
It's well.
Lol
CrimeRe: Lagos Landlord & Wife Arrested For Brutalizing Tenant Over Unpaid Bills (Graphic by juwoonn(m): 6:01pm On Mar 30, 2020
MrMacinterchi1:
lol . Oga , go back to that story and read it slowly this time. Haba.

this is an excerpt from the story:

"According to a source: “Oyize was owing electricity bills and her house was disconnected. This infuriated her landlord because the tenant’s house was also connected to the pumping machine that serves the entire compound.
So the landlord called an electrician to connect the machine’s wire to his own apartment and also called a plumber to disconnect Oyize’s pipe so she wouldn’t have water,"

did you read this part? or u skipped it.
Sorry bro..I already changed the comment.
Thanks
CrimeRe: Lagos Landlord & Wife Arrested For Brutalizing Tenant Over Unpaid Bills (Graphic by juwoonn(m):
Lol
CrimeRe: Lagos Landlord & Wife Arrested For Brutalizing Tenant Over Unpaid Bills (Graphic by juwoonn(m): 5:42pm On Mar 30, 2020
Deltayankeeboi:
shocked



Chineke.

Words fail me.

But some tenants can be so wicked, you didn't pay, you don't want them to disconnect your light.

You want to keep enjoying where you did not sow.

Is that not wickedness.

See what you caused yourself.

When you get well, try and pay before you pack out.
Oga read well.. light was disconnected because she didn't pay for electricity... Why disconnecting the water pipe again? When it was not mentioned that she didn't pay for water.
Now the landlady will get nothing less than 5 years jail term while tenant will go with the scars.
CrimeRe: Lagos Landlord & Wife Arrested For Brutalizing Tenant Over Unpaid Bills (Graphic by juwoonn(m):
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AgricultureRe: A Farmer Killed Huge Python In His Farm In Rivers State (Photos) by juwoonn(m): 6:30pm On Mar 27, 2020
Pepe soup don land
Christianity EtcRe: Living Faith Creates USSD CODE To Facilitate Offerings And Tithes Online. by juwoonn(m): 3:03pm On Mar 27, 2020
9icest:
I’m beginning to see even my own pastor, and most of the pastors in Nigeria as common rogues, criminals and scammers who won’t even put financial gains at hold even when it could lead to the death of their followers. Jesus was a selfless man who had nothing yet gave the world his life. I seriously think it’s time I reconsider my faith. Something is wrong with most of pastors and we so called Christians. I seriously think we are just dummies following some Satans parading themselves as MOgs. And I think the Corona virus is Gods way of exposing these fraudsters. I’m done with church and will never kneel before any more pastor in my entire life. May God forgive me Incase I’m wrong
Alajiki:
How true is what? Dial the codes on your phone now!
How are we sure that this is living faith church and not scammers?
No evidence officially linking this to living faith church.
I tried the code and tried to proceed with N5...
The code is not officially linked to any bank...you'd have to enter your account number and some other details to initiate a transfer.
Christianity EtcRe: Living Faith Creates USSD CODE To Facilitate Offerings And Tithes Online. by juwoonn(m): 3:00pm On Mar 27, 2020
xest:
dial *389*30*1# for clarification
How are we sure that this is living faith church and not scammers?
No evidence officially linking this to living faith church.
Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Sister Henrietta Alokha Buried (Photos) by juwoonn(m): 11:19am On Mar 27, 2020
The sitting arrangement is okay for this social distance thing.

May her soul RIP
PoliticsRe: Sowore: For Revealing That Abba Kyari Has Coronavirus Buhari Regime To Detain Me by juwoonn(m): 10:05am On Mar 27, 2020
Skyebestpropert:
Sowore je omo de
Tioma jeya pupo,ni Tori aigboran re
Tia ba na sowore
A gban eti meji pepe
Koloju to sejupe
Atun pada sibiti otijeya leekan
Eyin omode egbo ema sebi sowore
Omo aalaigboran
Werey ni e...

Omo ale
HealthRe: (video) Coronavirus Isolation Centre Akure Drill by juwoonn(m): 7:51pm On Mar 24, 2020
Keziehenry:
Chief of Staff of the President, Abba Kyari, on Tuesday 17th March led a presidential delegation which visited Kogi State Governor, Yahaya Bello, on the loss of his mother, Hauwa’u Ozoho.

Other members of the president’s delegation included the Minister of Special Duties, George Akume; Minister of Information, Culture and Tourism, Lai Mohammed; and Minister of State, FCT, Ramatu Tijjani.

Minister of State, Foreign Affairs, Zubair Dada, and Mr Shehu were also part of the delegation.

Hope these people that accompanied him have been quarantined because Abba kyari returned to Nigeria on 14th march and visited Yahaya Bello on 17th March.
Quarantine Yahaya Bello now!
HealthRe: Bala Mohammed Tests Positive For COVID-19 by juwoonn(m): 5:06pm On Mar 24, 2020
lawalosky:
100% buhari is +tive
Buhari na actor o.
Bad guy.
Person wey no dey shake people since te te
FamilyRe: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by juwoonn(m): 8:25am On Mar 24, 2020
emeijeh:
Stop talking and go tell your sister's husband!
Stop talking.
Stop typing.
Go and see your sister's husband, tell him everything.
Ngozey please follow this advice. Please!
EducationRe: Teachers Sent To Prison For Shaving Pupil’s Hair by juwoonn(m): 2:51pm On Mar 21, 2020
akanbiaa:
Excepting one child is corruption itself for other parents will see it as being unjust, and it's not abuse as long as sterilized clippers was used, if you allow just one child to be excepted the next day some parents will even demand that they want their daughter to wear just pants to school of that's what they feel like, others will demand they want their child to have tattoos, others sill say they want their child to sag their trousers, others will say they want their child to drink alcohol since its not a crime etc. Get my point? The only solution is for such parents to look for such schools that places no value on the moral health of their child and wants freedom to do whatever they like and pass exams by hook or crook and leave schools that balances morals with education alone.
You are wrong. There are always exceptions on health ground, disability or otherwise.
One of my uncles will always have cold anytime he's on a low cut without a cap on (the same with his kids). So he either keeps his hairs or cut and put a cap on.
As far as we're concerned, we don't know more than what we're reading on here..there could be more to it.

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