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CelebritiesRe: Ighalo Visits House He Bought For Widows In Ajegunle (Photos, Video) by juwoonn(m): 8:16am On Dec 06, 2021
Watch the video bro...
He bought the house two years ago and he’s just seeing how it looks for the first time. I’m sure there would be massive renovations now that he has seen it. That’s what he was saying at the end
dodoatirice:
She that dirt thing behind him na house wey him buy?
HealthRe: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by juwoonn(m): 12:23am On Dec 06, 2021
I love your analysis... but do you know that 8 children locked in a car will die ten times faster than one child locked in the car...the oxygen level will be too low and they’d be competing for that little oxygen... it’d be quick
Originalsly:
If the children can enter the car it means the car was unlocked. If the child lock was on it means the back doors of the car cannot be opened from the inside. If the children know to open the door from the outside it means they know how to open it from the inside. If they somehow didn't know .... they will know to blow the horn. If they don't know to blow the horn they would pound on the windows to attract attention since the was in the front yard. In these times children are smarter than you think at figuring out such stuff. Children dying in locked cars under the sun happens all the time... but 8 of them? This is no accident.... it is homicide.
HealthRe: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by juwoonn(m): 12:12am On Dec 06, 2021
You’re very correct bro!
But it’s easy for an adult to understand this..while these kids can just keep trying the back doors without knowing that they can go to the front. Children can be very funny.
martinslaura:
Child lock works once u move the tiny switch by the door panel only for the back doors. The front doors doesnt have child lock functions.
HealthRe: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by juwoonn(m): 11:31pm On Dec 05, 2021
How will I even explain to you?
See... when you put your phone on silence... it remains on silence until you restore it back to the old settings...the same way child lock works. If you turn on child lock for 5 years, it remains on until you turn it off.
So you open the door for your kids from outside every time... wether they’re entering or dropping.
Wiseandtrue:
You mean the woman parked her car outside her house and did lock the carhuh

Or are you saying she put child's lock because she left her kid(s) inhuh

I am not understanding!
HealthRe: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by juwoonn(m): 11:28pm On Dec 05, 2021
You’re wrong sir!
Child lock is active every time except you disable it the same way you enabled it.
joe4christ:
Child lock should only function when the car is on a motion na. I don't understand why child lock will be active when the vehicle is off without batteries functioning
HealthRe: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by juwoonn(m): 11:23pm On Dec 05, 2021
No... it’s a Lexus
Dsalvo:
Depends on whether it is manual winder window or electric window that does not wind down without the engine on. If it is the latter then no.
HealthRe: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by juwoonn(m): 11:18pm On Dec 05, 2021
May God provide a car for you so that you’ll understand better...
Child lock feature will make the car open from outside but you won’t be able to open from inside. Parents use it to avoid their children opening the car door while on the road.
My kids used to play with the car door while I’m driving and have opened the door on two different occasions while the car was on motion; it was only God that saved them from falling off... I researched what I could do to savage the situation and found out about child lock... and it has stopped happening since I started using the child lock feature.
Wiseandtrue:
The story is not adding up!

It has child's lock, how were they able to open such car in the first placehuh
HealthRe: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by juwoonn(m): 11:03pm On Dec 05, 2021
Valid point bro
tnerro1:
But child lock only affects the back doors, the front doors don’t have child lock protection huh
HealthRe: 8 Children Found Dead In Parked Vehicle In Lagos (Disturbing Photos) by juwoonn(m): 11:00pm On Dec 05, 2021
You can only disable child lock when the door is opened
SportsHD:
I think they couldn't figure out how to disable the child lock.
RomanceRe: Who Mistakenly Saw Your unclothedness And What Was The Reaction? by juwoonn(m): 7:39am On Dec 02, 2021
Just like the ladies bathroom in NYSC camp na... dangling different sized breasts everywhere
Biglittlelois:
I don't know why I just imagined the scenery, dangling male parts everywhere......
Science/TechnologyRe: Jack Dorsey Resigns From Twitter by juwoonn(m): 5:28pm On Nov 29, 2021
Oyinbo nor get problem. If na black man now.. na dia he go die.
CareerRe: How Much Does Zenith Bank Pay It's Entry Level Staff? by juwoonn(m): 5:21pm On Nov 29, 2021
grin grin grin
UTILITYMAY:
•Salary: N750,000 per month
•Official Car: Prado Jeep (Any Colour of your choice)
•HMO Hospital: Any hospital of your choice in UK (Covers you and all your families (nuclear and extended).
•Scholarship for all your children
•If you are not married yet, all your wedding expenses is on the bank.
•And many many more...
Christianity EtcRe: Which Gospel Song Are You Currently Vibing To? by juwoonn(m): 2:15pm On Nov 28, 2021
Dunsin Oyekan - The Anthem
What God cannot do does not exist
BusinessRe: Earning At Least N200,000 as Side Income Isn't that Bad. Learn How I Do it by juwoonn(m): 10:18am On Nov 26, 2021
You can join my free update group on telegram;
Click my signature

Adesam02:
Can you send me the chart link please? I can only join the channel
SportsRe: Klopp Clashes With Reporter After Calling AFCON ‘Little Tournament' by juwoonn(m): 2:16pm On Nov 25, 2021
Add Balotelli and David Luis
ifytrik:
Clop, Diego simeoni and Costa would have been mad men roaming the street if not that they where fortunate to be born in a developed country that has the best psychiatric hospitals, despite visiting psychiatric hospitals from time to time, they still behave and talk like mad people sometimes.
CelebritiesRe: My N50 Million Donation Has Been Added – Davido by juwoonn(m): 7:51am On Nov 23, 2021
Factor in bank charges.
Na current account so banks go chop.
Poorboy:
grin grin grin, obo you said 201 million was donated if you add 50 million it should be 251 million.

Davido you're owing the orphanage 1 million. tongue

May I help count the money abeg, now na public money no be your own, try balance am. grin grin angry angry
HealthRe: Help, My 2weeks Old Baby Has A Sunken Fontanelle. What Do We Do? by juwoonn(m): 3:21pm On Nov 19, 2021
Use adin ( palm kernel oil)
BusinessRe: CBN Keeps Mute As Wema Bank Flouts Twitter Ban Because Of Davido by juwoonn(m): 10:48am On Nov 18, 2021
A lot of Nigerians are jobless... olorun!
So una go report Wema bank to CBN, expecting CBN to sanction Wema because of a tweet!
Una dey craze... aswear
CelebritiesRe: #1MillionNairaChallenge: Davido Gets Over ₦120 Million From Friends Within Hours by juwoonn(m): 10:23pm On Nov 17, 2021
We move... OBO na better G
ishit4bodyy:
My own shikini money too dey there. tongue

It’s my own little appreciation for the hard times his A Better Time album got me through.

BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Called EFCC On My Friend Over N800k - Bryson Adah Cole by juwoonn(m): 3:03pm On Nov 12, 2021
I understand you...
oga, my wife used to work with a bank... so I am not a novice. There are ways to ask these kind of questions without making your intensions obvious. Besides, some cash flow descriptions are obviously explanatory; “merrybet-LANG” (bankers should be familiar with transactions from bet companies? They have them on almost all banking apps).

That account was having a cash flow of over 1M prior to that time because it’s my day to day account and I’m a business person... just that it hasn’t done 1M/day as at then.
Person wey I fit born no fit dey open eye for me ontop my legit money and I won’t open eye for her too.

The manager apologized that day but you’re here defending her.
BluntTheApostle:
It is a typical transactions verification.



But of course, you had never received that much in your account, which explains her curiosity.



If her job is to approve transfers, don't you think she should be able to ask these sorts of questions?

Like I wrote earlier, activities are what are usually attractive, not necessarily the amount entering or leaving the account.

For example, in your case, you had never received the amount that you received at that said time. No one is against progress, but it is a policy in many financial institutions to investigate unusual cashflows.

Unusual would imply something that does not happen regularly. Something that is not usually expected of an account. For example, let us say an account recieves at most 100k every month, and does not spend very much. Then suddenly, the account receives 2 million in whatever tranches, and spends just as much in that day. This can raise many red flags, including money laundering, ransom money, frauds, etceteras.

It is not really about the 2 million, but the unusual activity.

Mind you, the bank does not say you should not progress in life. That is why it allows you to verify your activities or answer certain questions, regarding an unusual activity with your account.
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Called EFCC On My Friend Over N800k - Bryson Adah Cole by juwoonn(m): 9:21pm On Nov 11, 2021
Ogbeni that was not a normal bank verification procedure. Verification procedure for banks in Nigeria is simply through identification documents such as ID cards, utility bill and Bvn. My face was right in front of her on the PC. She didn’t question my identity... she only questioned that particular income source in a rude manner. There are better ways to do that.
Her job was to approve transfers not to question people’s sources of income. No dey talk wettin u no know.
BluntTheApostle:
How can you vex for someone doing her job?

If they sack her for easily passing every claim, would you help her?

All those questions she asked are questions that have been drilled into them. It is called transaction verification.

Many of you don't know that these verifications are in fact put in place to help you. Imagine it was a scammer that came to impersonate you, and she passed him easily. That means you would have lost 1million naira.

I have heard of a case of someone who went to recieve money transfered to them from the United States, but when he got to the bank, he heard that someone else has taken possession of the money.

Please, always let these people do their job. They have your best interest at heart.
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Called EFCC On My Friend Over N800k - Bryson Adah Cole by juwoonn(m): 9:27pm On Nov 10, 2021
Na First Bank o!
Systrom:
Lmao

In Which bank did this happen?
BusinessRe: Kuda Bank Called EFCC On My Friend Over N800k - Bryson Adah Cole by juwoonn(m): 7:40pm On Nov 10, 2021
Na mumu bankers wey no dey mind their business dey cause am sometimes... how much is 800k?
I remember when I got N1M from merrybet around 2018... the money entered in 2 500k in the span of 10 minutes or so. I got to the bank to transfer the funds for a property I was about buying and the small “girl” (I should be 10 years older than the idiot) said where did you get this money from? I told her from a company I did business with... their name is merrybet... check yourself.
And she’s was like your account with us have been receiving nothing bigger than 300k at once but yesterday you got N1M... what did you do that the company is paying you 1M? Na so I vex for her...I asked her if she want to remain on the same level for life... until the manager came out, checked her system and approved my transfer. So, sometimes frustrated or overzealous staffs can flag your account.
TheRealOwner:
The way CBN is directly and indirectly crippling Crypto & Forex traders and those offering skills online ehn.

Remember when I did 3 transactions in February and my account got frozen

It was only unfrozen in October after several visits, verifications, submission of documents and all.

It was not funny.
FamilyRe: Lady Goes For Photoshoot With Her Father; He Outshines her (photo) by juwoonn(m): 11:16pm On Nov 05, 2021
Dirty mind cry
Fahdiga:
They might be doing it who knows
TravelRe: A Tourism Visit To The Unilorin Dam - Ilorin, Kwara State (Pictures) by juwoonn(m): 3:24pm On Nov 05, 2021
Bad belle people sabi take bad mouth spoil anything...
DoctorDree:
Lol
I come dey wonder it na the same dam wey dey inside school or another one I don’t know about
Omo your photo editing skills mad ooo
Aside the calmness of the water and the flow of the dam abeg nothing else dey there again jare
PoliticsRe: Oyo Jailbreak: More Names, Photos Of Escaped Prisoners Wanted By Police by juwoonn(m): 12:14pm On Oct 30, 2021
What’s the meaning of ATM written under their names?
ThankUJesus:
ATM?
FamilyRe: This Girl Is Missing by juwoonn(m): 9:48am On Oct 29, 2021
update your post na...
No phone number to call... if found
Where does she reside (town and state)?
Location of last seen?
Your post is scanty
TheGodmother:
MMESOMA OFODILE

The young girl in the picture is missing.

She is Miss MMESOMA OFODILE, the Daughter of Mr. Chijioke Ofodile of Ndiakwu Otolo Nnewi.

She left Her Father's house to Church ( House on the Rock) but reports have it that She wasn't seen in the Church and uptill now has not returned home.

Anyone who has any vital information about Her should plz contact any nearest Police Station or the family of Mr. Chijioke Ofodile.

Thanks.

Ofodile Family
FamilyRe: This Girl Is Missing by juwoonn(m): 9:45am On Oct 29, 2021
Lalasticlala pls send to front page...
FamilyRe: My 85-Year-Old Dad Is Cheating On My Mom by juwoonn(m): 7:25am On Oct 27, 2021
Seh you think say Buhari no dey fvck?
Iyaebe:
Imagine ooo.Please I want to ask,do old men have erection?
CareerRe: Should I Chase The Money Or Focus On School by juwoonn(m): 10:59pm On Oct 25, 2021
Watch your back. EFCC is coming for you..
DoggoneDogg:
[s][/s]

Will you shut up your mouth?!! angry
CareerRe: Should I Chase The Money Or Focus On School by juwoonn(m): 6:09pm On Oct 25, 2021
See mentality!
Oga, there are many legitimate ways to make money online.
God bless all the legit online hustlers and May God also punish all the online fraudsters making people to think that any online business must be a scam.
By the way what’s the meaning of HK?
DoggoneDogg:
Na Yahoo what else??
The idiot save money buy laptop go learn for HK con come here dey cap nonsense
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Want To Quit Friends & Social Media Because Of Too Much Of Financial Begging by juwoonn(m): 9:59pm On Oct 24, 2021
You’re on point
sorom4:
I understand you perfectly. But there are also those who are in the position to beg but chooses not to beg. And since they do not beg for reasons known to them...others thinks that they have and beg them.

I am that type of person that will trek a mile cos I have no transport money rather than beg people on the road to give me that transport fare for the mile. And you will see someone begging you as you dey trek for the same transport fare that is not up to a 100 meters.

Hey...and some of the money that people beg are to afford things that you do not necessarily see as important. The money will end up been used to service olosho, smoke, play bet9ja and even drink beer. And these are some services that the giver doesn't engage his or herself in

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