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Celebrities › Re: Davido, Ademola Adeleke And Mariam Abacha Pictured Together by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:25am On Mar 18, 2018
Was there s concert or a live playing band at Abacha's Villa? because I know Senator Adeleke won't be there if it ain't about dancing. huh huh huh huh
Crime › Re: Man's Girlfriend Raped & Stabbed Him. School Takes No Action After He Reported by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:49pm On Mar 17, 2018
Unfortunately, the females have been overprotected to the detriment of the males. Males are presently the endangered species. undecided undecided undecided
Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Most Important Lessons You Have Learnt In Life? by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:58pm On Mar 17, 2018
baddosky1:
1) Never inconvenience yourself to please others because when it is their turn, they won't stick out their head for you

2) Never judge people by the way they look (a well shaven guy who tucks in his shirt can be a hardened thief while a guy who sports dreadlocks and sags his trousers can be an angel)

3) Being religiously pious and going to church every Sunday is not a guarantee that God will bless you, protect you or that you will make heaven. (Some unbelievers who don't go to church are the ones enjoying life to the fullest, have never encountered any mishap whatsoever and you may be surprised to meet them in heaven while many churchgoers die in road accidents, live in penury and will burn in hell)

BONUS: Last but not the least: (For Men Only)...Never give a woman the impression (no matter how much you love her) that you CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER...the day you do it...YOU ARE FINISHED!
Omo, I love this your bonus o. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: What Are The Most Important Lessons You Have Learnt In Life? by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:51pm On Mar 17, 2018
RSVP:
1. Don't tell anyone ur secret/nxt move.

2. Fear ur friend more than ur emeny.

3. Be prayerful....And do a lil bit of yoruba sceince too grin
Expatiate that Yoruba science ish grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Diamond Platnumz Obtains Licenses For His TV And Radio Station by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:21pm On Mar 15, 2018
LOl, he thinks radio and tv station na joke. Better ask Raymond Dokpesi undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities › Re: Moyo Lawal Prays For A Husband: "Hope I Haven’t Used Shakara To Chase Him Away" by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:19pm On Mar 15, 2018
petkoffdrake2:
I pray lala finds u soon
Lala please come and see what someone is wishing you oooo. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Stop Comparing Level Of Incompetence, Leave Jonathan Alone – Aisha Tells Buhari by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:10pm On Mar 15, 2018
She use to be a staunch supporter of PMB... It shows she's not blind to reality undecided undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities › Re: Huddah Monroe Celebrates 3 Months Of Celibacy by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:07pm On Mar 15, 2018
MhizAJ:
Me that i've stayed all my life without sex nko see this one
Miss Virgin atlantic grin grin grin grin
Crime › Re: 18-Year-Old Boy Rapes 3-Year-Old Girl In His Room In Ekiti State (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 11:52am On Mar 10, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I'm not surprised,
There's gross decadence and so much lawlesness going on in that town right now.
The Post office is now a secretariat for hoodlums while Alade filling station and Inspiration Hotels is where the yahooboys converge to discuss their spoils.

You'd find teens openly smoking weed.
Breaking into homes,
They'd waylay St Louis girl's students,
Rape female traders at Ereja Market.
No restraints, no one confronts them; not even the police.

Before you think it's conji behind these sexual offences,
Think again;
It's purely for fetish purposes.
A native doctor obviously told this dude to have sex with a toddler so he can get rich overnight.

How did we lose it?
A 17-year old gains admission into the university, then buys a Venza and moves out to his own rented apartment and his parents don't see anything wrong in it?

Parents should train their wards,
Moral standards should be instilled in youths,
Only then can these vices end.
My heart goes out to this girl who has been scarred for life.
O my God. I think this account is hacked. I don't expect sense from you. grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Ebube Nwagbo Shares Sexy Mirror Selfies by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:51am On Mar 07, 2018
Blessingonyi:
Uhm..kwantinu! Keep showing ur pride..u for kuku pull off the whole cloth let's have a close view. She fine shaa
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: "Good Sex Will Make You Disown Your Family" - Man As He Lists by jy2kbeyond(m): 4:54am On Mar 07, 2018
MhizAJ:
There's more to life than sex
Any man that dis owns his family because of sex is a fool

But i like the last point....Take away sex from that relationship and see what's left

All girls do not taste the same please
Like how can you explain the diversification in p^ssy taste?
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Reacts To Tonto Dikeh's Claim That He Was Married To Another by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:19pm On Feb 22, 2018
JamaicanLove:
Okay na
grin grin grin grin Jamaican weed on fleek
Politics › Re: Anyim Pius Anyim Celebrates His 57th Birthday Today by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:42am On Feb 19, 2018
one4GOD:
Official age. Now they know the political tide is turning to younger folks all of them will have to adjust their age further backwards. Its just a matter of sworn affidavit and your new age is acceptable.
Even if him reduce his age to 10 years old, Ayim does not have any reputation to win a political seat in Federal level. He is another word for corruption. huh huh huh undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Politics › Re: Youths Pray To Ogun Deity To Punish Obasanjo, Babangida, Buhari, Diezani (Video) by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:28pm On Feb 17, 2018
If wishes were horses.... embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


But I know those cursed in the videos are prepared for things like this. Such can't catch them unaware.
Christianity Etc › Re: "After Prayers, I Would Go Back To Masturbation & Watch Blue Film" - Kenyan Man by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:28am On Feb 14, 2018
JamaicanLove:
My ex was a chronic masturbator(dunno if im correct). This guy fit spend hours for bathroom dey watch porn and dey masturbate too. Him go use every fibre for him body stroke him dhick. Na only God been fit deliver me from him.. my Toto been hear am sha
You deserve him ma huh huh huh
Politics › Re: Not IBB, Nor OBJ… Meet The Men Who Will Deny Buhari A 2nd Term By Mayowa Tijani by jy2kbeyond(m): 2:22pm On Feb 07, 2018
For once, I read an article I could concur and relate with on the front page of Nairaland. Buhari....BUHari....BUUUUHHHHAAAARRRRIIIIII embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed



Save yor face and don't even dare to return
Crime › Re: Police Shoot 4 Robbers Dead In Sapele This Morning (Graphic Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:26pm On Feb 07, 2018
OrestesDante:
angry

☣ ☠


∆ Every day the for thief ∆



☣ ☠
One day for the Karma- Falz (2017)
Romance › Re: Ayo Shonaiya: 'Most Nigerian Men Invite Their Side Chicks To Their Wedding' by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:06am On Feb 04, 2018
Preshy561:
fear Yoruba demons cheesy
Yoruba Demon fall on you. Say Amen grin grin grin
Health › Re: 6 Tips To Help You Fall Asleep by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:39am On Feb 04, 2018
Adeoba10:
Take heavy food like Eba, fufu, iyan n co... You go sleep like dead body
Thank you bro, my sleep is uncontrollable whenever i chop Semo grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Ese Eriata: "I Have Never Shaved My Armpit In My Entire Life" by jy2kbeyond(m): 5:36am On Feb 04, 2018
Mhissgaga:
Very neat
Wait, are you kidneying me? grin grin grin grin
Health › Re: Any Diet Or Drug To Become Fat And Add Weight? by jy2kbeyond(m): 6:22am On Feb 01, 2018
blackbeau1:
Oya come and pay me lemme train you on how to add weight
Blackbeau wet no black. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo "Apostle Suleman Told Me To Make False Confession Against FG" by jy2kbeyond(m): 1:12pm On Jan 30, 2018
Now this is the height


Play...pause...rewind...fast forward...pause....play...TOTAL CONFUSSION grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Osofo Maame, Ghanaian Pastor’s Wife's Nude Video Sent To WhatsApp Group by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:53am On Jan 30, 2018
blesskewe:
Lol she no fin sef
Nobody ugly- P-Square,2017 grin grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: #BBNaija: Miracle And Nina Kiss & Romance In The Shower (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:38am On Jan 30, 2018
xvideos dey learn here grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Meet Miracle Igbokwe Ikechukwu, BBNaija 2018 Contestant, Pilot & Model (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:49am On Jan 29, 2018
[quote author=JamaicanLove post=64602606][/quote]Jah Rastafarian grin grin grin grin

How do you do?
Celebrities › Re: Meet Miracle Igbokwe Ikechukwu, BBNaija 2018 Contestant, Pilot & Model (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:48am On Jan 29, 2018
desire222:
But seriously, why is it that guys on nairaland don't like to upload their picture on their dp. Is it inferiority complex ?
Are you kidneying me? Check the stats, Guys have been flaunting their look here since 1900 grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Assaulted By Military Man In Lagos (Photos) by jy2kbeyond(m): 9:36am On Jan 29, 2018
Ishilove:
huhShe shouldn't have held on to him because he is physically stronger than her. When he called her a harlot, she should have cussed all the women in his lineage. Men hate that grin

Of course there are women you can't try this rubbish on, myself inclusive. I know I've gotten into verbal altercations with some male road users who feel they can talk anyhow to women. After dealing with the last one I was involved with, he had to turn back and say "see how this one is behaving like a mad person" cheesy

My point is this: don't ever get physical with a man during an altercation because men are by nature physically stronger than women, so you will be the loser. Instead use what you have that they can't outmatch: sharp mouth! cheesy

If the matter can't be settled amicably, Scream, cry, create drama, cuss his ancestry and progeny and trust me, you will win. wink

At least at that moment cheesy
I'm not surprised. shocked shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: How Do I Deal With My Girlfriend's Male Bestie? by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:42am On Jan 29, 2018
schumastic:
IF YOU BELIEVE THEY ARE JUST BESTIE WITH NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN THEM, THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BELIEVE THAT A COW CAN PASS THROUGH A NEEDLE.

OBVIOUSLY YOU MUST HAVE SEEN ONE OR TWO RED FLAGS AND THAT'S WHY YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE.

SAVE YOURSELF THIS STRESS AND UNNECESSARY HEARTACHE AND GET YOURSELF A FEMALE BESTIE, IF SHE FEELS INSECURE THEN LET HER KNOW THAT, WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE IS ALSO GOOD FOR THE GANDER.

Signed.

Vice Chairman,
Bachelor's Club, Lagos Branch.
Bros I need membership form o grin grin grin grin grin grin
Phones › Re: Glittery Phone Case Leaves Injury On South African Lady's Leg (Disturbing Pics) by jy2kbeyond(m): 8:21am On Jan 28, 2018
PrettySleek:
Ouch! Nasty! She needs medical attention, it might not heal so she has to be very careful. Shine shine no too good grin Some girls can die for it o, when it's sunny and they bring out their phones, your eyes go nearly blind angry me that is using d plastic type u think am stupid? grin grin
Doro mama
Celebrities › Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson: Simi Blasts Ladies Calling Her Liar: "You Are Full Of Shit" by jy2kbeyond(m): 12:53pm On Jan 27, 2018
Henrybright:
She will soon delete some of the tweets grin grin grin





Update: She has deleted the first tweet leaving the last one cheesy cheesy cheesy smiley smiley
Lolz, she will claim her account was hacked grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Kitchen Stool Sex Position Challenge Trends In Ghana After Principal Student Sex by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:59am On Jan 24, 2018
Olanrefront3355:
shocked

Skrrrrrr pgrrrr greeee dreeeee
Lol. I bet your head is spinning grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Yahoo Boys & Ritual: Nigerian Lady Has A Strong Message For Lazy Girls (Video) by jy2kbeyond(m): 10:55am On Jan 24, 2018
Jigba:
I'm more concerned about her skin
She has nice skin

What moisturiser does she use?
The message nko? shocked shocked shocked

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