₦airaland Forum

seriallink: It's not getting any better; they are all getting crazier! Most of them are just beyond redemption! *Smh*

Kirinwa: You irritate me atimes with your useless answers.

Kirinwa: Somebody needs help, it's either you help the person or you keep your mouth shut.

Kirinwa: Must you comment on every post?

Kirinwa: I know you will insult me now for being honest with you.

anitank: The day he finishes and opens his first house. Anyone can gain admission,get married and have kids but not everyone can build a house and see it through to the end. Its a great achievement

lagcity: Women are wicked oooo! There was a guy in Ilorin who did paternity test and found out the kid is not his. But his mother refused and said she doesn't give a damn a bout DNA Some grandmas can be very funny. She took the 6 yr old kid and is still raising the kid to this day. The guy is mad as hell because the grandma spends most of the money the son gives him on the bastard. If you are the guy, will u quarrel with your mom?

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Uninstall the 2go app, or is that too tasking for you to do?
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overdrive: Not proper could cause distraction to some with wandering tots.

adewaleafolabi: Have you guys ever wondered why in the occultic world they usually ask for the mother's name and not the father's?

nacotic: If I do a paternity test on my kids n it turns out my ADA n DIOKPARA r not mine I'd go home calmly den I'd wake my wife by exactly 1.37am n ask who r d father of doz kids, she'd probly say of cuz dia urs n wot kinda qstn is dat, I'd jst grind my teeth n shake my head n jst bend down n reach 4dat shining tin dats always under evry true IBO man's bed....

lastpage: You no go kill persin for this place!
Imagine them catch thief for market around 9pm (all those OPC people).. and the thief come be nobody else than the "Chief" of the area!

Now tell me, wetin "chief" no go PROMISE, just make them no expose am for daylight?
If na me, l will promise to make those wey catch me, the richest men in Babylon sef!
Shay l get money wella na im l come dey steal, abi?

Anyway, back to your topic:
Good news....There is a way out!

As long as your friend is ready to import one full container of High Blood Pressure Pills/drugs,
Let him continue to salvage the situation!

if im Mama don die, l will understand (the poor woman wont have to bury her child),,,
...but if she is still alive, pls message her quickly to convene family meeting before one "opeke Corper" go ruin their community effort!

Wahala sit down jeje now, you say "e beautiful wella wella" ....okay o, l don talk my own!

Growing up (my teens) my friends and l did some research and came out with an "hypothesis" which we christened "Deebee hypothesis" (in simple Grammar, it means "reach there".

We postulated that "Once Deebee, ALWAYS Deebee" (For my Turanshi brothers, l will translate: "Once you reach there, you will ALWAYS reach there"

May the Good Lord forgive us, we were badt, very very badt, in those days!

It means that "once a guy has 'reached there' with a lady, He will always 'reach there' any time any day he wants"!

The data that we collected and analysed over our "Youth Years" proved our hypothesis to be correct and reliable to 99.99% confidence level! Walahi!

That "Corper" has "Deebee" and whether your friend marry her or not, He can and He will ALWAYS Deebeee!

See why l suggested your friend import a whole "Container of High Blood Pressure Drugs"? He will need it o!

I don talk my own, second base joor!

Lastpage!

BTW: I urge all the guys and babes in the house to put this theory to test ( you dont need to disclose your result to anybody, its just for "a personal evaluation-copy" .....as we say with software!)

DailyNews: I shared this on my fb wall n frnds n fam responded, n a poster went with ur choice, another poster now responded to his choice saying:
haven't u seen a man who ran away when his wife gave birth...becos he doesn't have money. A good job is d definition and beginning of happiness in a man's life. Getting a job tells u whether or not u can be able to build ur own house in life...I tink all other tins follows from here...every man's career is his happiness

Kirinwa: Which mental home did this one escape from? To tell me what is and isn't necessary? Get lost Satan!

greatgod2012: Marriage is teaching me to be humble, tolerant, loving, patient, adaptable ,trustworthy and focused. Infact, marriage is a school on its own, u keep learning and learning and learning as much as u are still married, u keep learning, dt is why i did not use "has taught" because im still learning and i will continue learning.

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