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winner37:
Brother, if man could stay without woman/lady he would be the most happiest person on earth.. seriously women in general are dangerous

Life can be so peaceful o.

winner37:
Almost the same with my experience with one useless girl...
She openly told me that she could stabbed me to dead and run away without anyone noticing her because I told her am not dating her again...
Ladies are devil,fear any creature that has two holes 🕳️ in-between her legs 🦵

My contact and communication with women reduced to the barest minimum for 3 years now.

Women easily like me. One pastor once told me if I open church, women go too full my church

CameroonPepper:
Surprise surprise
Nairaland did not censor her face.

The simpish forum that always protects female criminals but exposes the males even mere accused.

Spits.

I thought I am the only one that have noticed this silly act on Nairaland

Think9ja:
Why them divorce you first of all?

She might be a rebellious lady. See her username na

If a woman isn't submissive, she can't respect you or even love you.

Please, he resist every urge or offer to sign for Chelsea.

bobonla:
Lol u never dey in time of distress that u need urgent cash especially on weekends

I understand. Na only once I was almost fcxked up. Chai! E come be like say the world was against me, but I sorted myself out later through a friend.

Have a bank account that you can only access only when you visit the bank. Never collect ATM, don't use USSD or mobile app on this account.

Jeon:
Once a lady is well package with hourglass or pear bodyshape, she is a hoe.





Most Men and sense are enemies.

All that glitters ain't gold.



Don't blame men. No one wants an overused pvssy

Cooolme:
Not that Sir, I was just thinking if I could balance things up with him.
Don't know if you understand.

I understand you. He is a modern kid.

I have a 13 years old nephew that behaves same. Plays with lil girls of 7-11, watches Nickoledeon and Disney shit. I don vex tire but modern kids are wired differently.

When I was 13, I have started listening to Hip-hop, watching Channel O, MTV, playing Sega Mega Drive and cartoon network was awesome then. I rolled with lil homies my age, we stomped orchards to pluck orange & mangoes. At about the same age, we went out to hunt for honey after reading "The Adventure of Souza" our faces were swollen up from bees sting. I fvcking miss my childhood.

betshopagent:
congrats!

Thanks man.

House rent settled.

I wish everyone here successful betting year.

Starboytwo:
I go over collect.

Make Eba and lock my door.

You too stingy

Please permanently delete my details on this page. Thank you...Nagode

https://www.nairaland.com/7504940/football-other-sports-betting-season/1821#125818345

cc: seun, Dominique, puskin, Mynd44

Congratulations!

Terrorists killed him.


I hate seeing that word bandit.

Aaaaarghmed:
Which kind weight you need again, when you are not skinny.na wa o.see your big belle.

She was so skinny before. I am even happy she don add weight small.

ahnie:
I want to add weight and I have tried everything possible to gain weight all to no avail.

I have taken drugs aids one to gain weight but non worked.
I have eaten lots of noodles and fried eggs,eaten overnight,but the weight is not just weighting.


Please help recommend what to do so I can gain weight.
My current weight is 68kg.

Attached is a recent pics of me 26/12/2023.

You use to be skinnier than this before.


Buy apetamin from drugstore

purples25:
@ bold, that's the main deal. Some complained that I didn't even let anyone know I married or bla bla bla. But the baby saga don teach me.

Even if you had told them, they will come not to witness the beautiful matrimonial ceremony but to know how flashy & big the wedding gon be. Which kind dignitaries come? How the hall decoration be? Whether dey food sweet? How ugly is the groom? Her makeup too cheap sef etc

Chai! We too get wahala for this country
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mrrandomguy:
They were visited by a demon, not Oshoffa. In fact, the spirituality of the man, Oshoffa himself, is questionable.

Celestial church is an occultic congregation filled with ritualists, polygamous pastors/prophets, witches, prophetess with familiar spirits, oloshos, dubious people of all kinds, runs girls with dangerous tattoos & seductive waist beads and piercings, toxic single mothers, and all kinds of demons.

Jesus Christ is Lord; He is coming soon. Surrender your lives to Him.

Don't judge.

purples25:
Those who post on social media, post all their good things, e.g celebrities, I wonder how strong the spirits around them are.

The moment you post something good about yourself, many people will be angry, because they don't have it, and they want it for themselves. Those who are not attacked but admired for posting their good luck just have a lot of grace, and they still have some low key, die hard haters.

Maybe it's just jealousy, but honestly people are suffering and it hurts to see another person bragging about what you can never get. Some will be inspired, some will feel very very hurt. They will feel you did it to pepper them, they will come out to hurt you too.

I posted my baby on my WhatsApp after giving birth. I was posting freely until one girl on my WhatsApp started aggressively posting pictures of her friends babies online. She's been in my contacts for a year without doing anything like that. Once I started posting, she went and found tiktoks and videos of all her friends babies abroad. Till today she's still posting. She's indirectly trying to tell me mine is nothing. When i made the mistake of showing my hurt on that same WhatsApp, she immediately posted a video on her status of her laughing hard with a friend. That was the proof that she was indeed attacking me. Plus a meme saying 'you push me, I push you. You do for me, I do for you!' ...hmmm. Madness.

To go for a one month old baby, jealous of a new mom with a one month old because the mom is happy, well, taught me more about the kind of people on social media, even somewhere as little as WhatsApp.

It made me understand that this life is a competition to many people.

If you are not marketing your products or your skills, abeg stop posting about your private life or moods on your WhatsApp status and Facebook.

I remember when my sister posted me on her WhatsApp status on my birthday ,I warned not to ever try it again. I dey hide myself to live long but she wan expose me.


There are lots of bitter people than happy people in Naija.

Anny69:
Very ugly husband. Why are they pretending though?

Without makeup, most women are naturally ugly as fvck

Timoleon:
E get who Mourinho no fit clash with? Messi was booed in camp Nou, he was booed out of Paris. Same with Ronaldo unceremoniously pushed out of Manchester. Harassed and attacked almost everywhere. Is Osimhen better than Balotelli? Him eye don see a quarter of wetin Balotelli eye see?

Balotelli is one of the most hated players.

Nothing like that in the North here.

I know a man that wanted to travel on Wednesday but luggages pass people. He had to postpone his journey

Jeon:
Men can fuvk anything, they must test mud and pit even if they have gold as palace .


But Woman, you're beautiful with good shape.

She knows that most women are prostitutes that are willing to offer a real man their pvsssy for free.

Why Lagos dey sweet my people like this?

Move raw foodstuffs from North to East or the riverine areas

Omo, see as the wife stand like baboon

Truly, madness cannot be cured by associating with other mad people.

Both of them dey craze

Probably a single mom.

You can wife her but can't take away the hoe in her