₦airaland Forum

Jman06:
I wanted to report your post for referring to an old woman as "girl".

Lol nairalanders and bad mouth

delzbaba:
Thus girl is suffering from one condition like that i've forgotten the name, it makes one feel like they are not beautiful enough no matter how they look, now she's shooting botox a dangerous chemical into her system she will later devour akpu and draw soup, "is dat how they use to do"

It's called lack of self esteem or inferiority complex

Who ugly don ugly. No amount of plastic surgery can change that.

Nice

All

funkmrflexx:
I was dating this girl for a while actually wanted to marry her . She has some characters I couldn't live with. I gave her time to change but she didn't so I broke up with her.
So she started raining curses on Me telling me dat I'll suffer and beg for food. (this is a girl I trained in school)
Why are nigerian girls with this mentality that a relationship is a do or die

That's because they are leeches whose sole existence lies in the hands of their boyfriends. They have no skills and no aspirations. They don't contribute anything to your life apart from sex which if you are unfortunate you end up with a dirty one with fishy smelling pussy.

Don't worry about the silly curses, they don't work.

boladale123:
I pray that you have a big tummy wife.

Thunder fire you. Typical local fetish Nigerian. Your fake prayer will never work. Bush thing.

Nice one. I love seeing thieves faces being redesigned.

To the idiots that are complaining saying this is barbaric, I believe you have never experienced armed robbery attack before. If you have you will close your dirty mouths.

frozen70:
That means you are a regular visitor to ladies pants because you are talking from experience

Lol

frozen70:
Is because you guys have been having cunnilingus that's how you know that it taste like smelly fish

Nope. Once such a girl pulls her pant the atmosphere of the room automatically changes. Everyone will need to put on a GAS MASK then to having suffocating from the pungent fishy odour.

Pimine:
Aswearugaaad

Are you pained that he's exposing your gender?

Funny enough real niccas already know that. He's just educating the ignorant ones so that when their babe pussy wey nor dey smell before start dey smell, make them know say something is fishy PUN INTENDED.

Lol

I am sure if the idiot had finished barbing his hair he would have paid the barber with a fake alert as well. They should beat SHEGE comot his body. Idiot

I am a responsible man so I don't involve myself in people's marital issues. I would only say this: the simp of a husband better carries out a DNA test once the baby is born. Nuff said

Sonnobax15:

Nothing to be ashamed of bro...... Sometimes when I tell people I work in a bakery,they hardly believe....Many people think I'll be doing better in life by now considering how we all started academically..But life ain't always a bed of roses...My momma told me that..

So long say e go put food for your table,no let shame deprive you of am

I have been seeing some of your posts. You are wise beyond your age. Keep it up bro.

boladale123:
Will you keep quiet? Maybe God should turn you into a woman and you shall be amazed how a female body changes due child birth.
Some are due to family planning medics,hence don't judge a book by it cover.

And what of the single ladies that have never given birth? What excuse do those ones have as well?

Mr VOLTRON - defender of the big tummy universe. Nonsense.

Mariangeles:
Okpeke is such an unflattering term.

Lol

When you hear someone call you OKPEKE while you are passing by, just raise your head high with confidence. It means you set die

Mariangeles:
What is okpeke?

Sweet babe with correct figure 8 figure. I hope you are one

Walkee:
1500 dollars doesn't mean 1500 US Dollars
Zimbabwe use dollars as well and it is one of the worst currency on earth

The money she stole is not even up to 2000 naira when you convert it. The Zimbabwe dollars is shit.

pocohantas:
Hmmm

Can an organization be that tactless?
It would take a very unaware GM to say such a thing to an applicant.

My thoughts exactly. No organisation will come out openly and say such. They risk being sued. The story is a big lie.

You born but your tummy is still as if you are carrying a 7 month old pregnancy

It's appalling as well when you see single ladies that have never given birth with big tummies. It's such a huge turn off.

When we tell them to watch what they eat, they will tell you they want sharwamah,chicken and chips, burger and pizza. See na, that's the end result. Enjoy your big tummies

Allegory:
This guy is just scum. There are a lot of men like him in Lagos who feel they can whip out their dicks whenever they're 'Hot' and do whatever they please. He's gotten so used to it that he decided to export the talent. I'd like to see how his supporters and prayer warriors spin this one. Or him too, since he's still online.

Also how can I contact the Georgia prisons to tell them he's got a phone, anyone? He needs to be in solitary confinement staring at walls and reflecting on his very bad behaviour.

Lol

The 2 life sentences should suffice for now. Even if he dies he will continue the sentencing in hell or whereever he ends up

remi1444:
Mr Rah is an internationally recognised sexual offender. This man is a sociopath and a liar I guess that's why his family didn't bother to get involved in his case.
I read where he stated that he hasn't had any fallout with the law travelling around 15 countries. Mr Rah, sorry, you slipped from Tokyo but sorry you won't be slipping away from Amerika's grip.
The link below contains the news of his arrest and the crime he committed.


https://www.tokyoreporter.com/japan-news/breaking/nigerian-busted-smearing-bodily-fluids-female-roppongi/


I got this from peacefull 's diary.



CC:
Chatinent.
404Dev.
1stGenAmerican.
Daddytime.

Haba

This dude is an international sex offender, from Japan to US and definitely in Nigeria as well because we don't keep records of sexual assaults in this country.

Chatinent you have a good heart and we were all deceived. Haba

Very local woman. Can she return the truckload of sperm he has deposited inside her as well as the good knackings comprising different sexual styles and the money he has spent on her and her family. The way they think baffles me

SavageResponse:
The default action is to kill any snake you see in your living quarters then ask questions later

My thoughts exactly. Kill any serpent you see. Then after killing you can start checking whether it's venomous or not

Cokahot:
Ode,u must have a hook or trap. Go watch snake Island for dstv mke u sabi how to trap snake,esp lepa cobra and python.

You no well. Na DSTV give you the knowledge abi. Continue. Ode

Herbidemmy:
2019 my dad
2020 my mum

The dates are too close to each other.May their souls rest in peace. Stay strong.

Cokahot:
U for no kill am a cobra is useless once u get hold of its neck. Buy snake repellant 1 litre. No pour am or spray am,leave am nice bottle. The smell will drive away snake from 1km away. Snakes are not harmful but as rain dey fall,dem sef dey find where to hide. I have met two snakes,one green and another cobra,since i bought the one litre,I never see snake reach 2years,esp rainy season

He should use his hands and hold the snakes neck? Where all these people dey come from sef, nairaland na wah

Number2:
We found it in our sitting room. I am still wondering till today how it got there.

I'm suspecting that it is a cobra because it raised it head like one ready to attack, before I struck it with a wood.

Go and fumigate your compound, not just your house. For you to have a fully grown venomous serpent in your parlour you need to be very scared because most times they are never found alone.

2016 I lost the one that means the world to me: my dad to prostrate cancer

RockhouseCafe:
Bros, did you just say hold and prevent?

I tire for the guy O

Too many comedians in this forum. Just imagine? He says they should have used their hands to hold the building to prevent it from collapsing, na wah

cr7lomo:
Bungalows have limited number of rooms

Not really. The bungalow I built for my mum has 5 bedrooms. Some duplexes only have 3 bedrooms. It depends on the size of the land and the design.