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So the GAYS boldly went to report the idiot in a country that has laws against homosexuality and they were not arrested as well?

Idamond:
Happy New week Nairalanders!!

don't mind my grammar


... please what cream or chemical should I use to soften my hands?

All those palms that look like sand paper. Very dry and strong

Look for any cream for dry skin. Try Nivea dry skin moisturizer

Romanoff:
How's she 21 with hands like that?

My sister I tire O

I have some good experience with women, and I can boldly say those hands look in the range of 27 to 35 for a female.

Pataricatering:
did you go to school at all ? It amazes me the kind of ignorance that drops from the mouths of some people .. did you actually think this through before typing it ? Maaaaaaaan , go and read some books . Although I know being able.to insult women will not let.you have sense but if you can try - open a few books .

Fvck off simpleton. Stay the fvck off my mentions. VOLTRON - Defender of the olosho universe. Spits

Osinbanjo should be ashamed of himself.

He has been saying the same thing ever since his failure of a government came into power. Please have some iota of shame.

Angy55:
So she actually cheated on her husband?

Yeap. There is even a sextape of kpokpogri smashing her. She was moaning in melodic tones

CountVersailles:
What's up with all these rubbish news on FrontPage these days sef

It's so annoying. Gets me thinking if they employed new mods. What rubbish. Nairaland has gone down the drain.

ahnie:
Very SIMPle man.
Jane orezimena you're so lucky to have this type of husband.

Happy bonding.

The husband's middle name is SIMPson

That gender never seizes to amaze me.

When you start taking in a lot of sperm at a young age you age fast and look more mature than you really are

BKayy:
Try to differentiate between "Tribalism" and "Nationalism"
You'll understand that he not even near to tribalist.

He would have been considered tribalist if he promotes something like Ngwá or Ezza over other Igbo.
But clearly standing on Igbo alone makes him an "Igbo Nationalist"

Ask anybody

You are correct. Thanks for the explanation.

BKayy:
Nationalist is the word not tribalist

Nope, he is a tribalist and not a nationalist. Being daft is his normal nature.

Fahdiga:
Igbos again

You are a daft tribalist.

lkillbrokehoes:
Lies and more lies, it's hard to believe this gender.

Believe the gender at your peril. They can do anything for money. I believe she really was dating someone else's husband. That's how low this gender can go to get the latest iPhone or purchase the latest bag et al. Nonsense.

Pumpumking:
....anyways hope fully the little girl will growwwwup actin nice blue film like Tiwa & makin great moiney from it....we shall all sopot her!!! (real talk)

Lol

emmy4uNME:
hmmm..... Are you sure you can cope on the long run??
know that
1. A woman's body ages fast than a man... so she'll look more older than you in few years time. Will you still be faithful and be happy and proud having her as your wife??

2. Will you also be able to absorb all her mouth and don't think she's talking because she's older than you?

Think again my guy!!!

Point 1 above, very very correct.

I hope the op realizes women age faster than men?

Klass99:
The OP hasn't even engaged back since her first post. I doubt this person really wants help or good counsel.

But, it's a sensational story - enough to generate traffic so....

Are you sure the fiance has not given her serious beating, seized her phone and locked her up since she made the post?

Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.

I just checked your profile. This domestic violence has been going on for a very longtime.

You don't have a brain of your own? Are you so daft? Is his dick so big and the sex so good that you are willing to die? Or is it because of his money?

BENEFICIAL12:
PLS O...WHAT IS BODY COUNT?


NO INSULT PLS

Body Count means the amount of people a man or woman has slept with since they lost their virginity.

Examples below:

Brothel oloshos is in the range of thousands

Runs girls in the hundreds

Guys - it varies

Street babes in the hundreds or double digits

Church girls/Nuns etc maybe single digits.

ahnie:
Ok

By the way, where's cossy orjiakor seff?

I see what you did there. Naughty you

Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.

You are not ready then.

Because you can't stand the shame from society you want to go into a marriage that probably will not work out?

Why do we live our lives for others and care so much what the world thinks of us?

Fvck people's opinions.

Whether they like it or not, a man or woman's body count matters.

Reason you need to get to know the person you intend to marry to avoid you marrying a public dustbin.

Nonexisting1:
The simp that created the previous thread is very committed to simpism and that's alarming. He made me realize that his type aren't mere figments of my imaginations. For him to sit down and put that writeup together makes me wonder what the future holds for our unborn sons. A woman will fucck away her womb and when I want to inquire about her past to be sure of where my future with her is headed, this nigga tells me "no don't do it." I wish I can reach out to his family members before a vaginarian makes him ruin their surname.

I have found out that some men just can't be saved.

People like that dude that created the previous thread can never be saved from SIMPHOOD. I have seen it happen times without number. They remain perpetual mats for ladies to do as they wish. Pathetic

Iyaebe:
Why are they trying so hard to tarnish her image,why? her old post could mean anything, what if she was referring to Jesus (like giving her life to Him).Nigerians and their subtle hate for biracial and light skin women.

Are you sure you are not BIPOLAR? One moment you will make a good post and in an instant you make a silly one as well

Ekuke:
guy you will end up with a prostitute with twelve abortions. Or else look for deliverance if not e don be for you.

He is already with a confirmed nairaland feminist

CSTR2:
If you are hear wetin some men dey do people future wives, you go provoke.

Every weekend na sex Marathon for years and years of a relationship.

You use your pricckkk configure her Toto to your spec, and at the end you wan push am to another man.

Na ogun go fire both of them.

My brother the matter tire me O

CSTR2:
How can you fucckk a woman up to 80 times in the name of relationship, and you are not your husband.

Is that not ment?

Na who you go leave am for?

Lol

cococandy:
Some men expect to have sex with every woman they date but also expect all women to have no body count.
If you think like this, aren’t you mind-numbingly illogical ?

Coco you are right. Classic sexual double standards.

But at least you know most of our submissions here are just usual banters sha

Hamiltonii:
I dey tell you! You go fúck tire, still no way. E go come open further. Men are frustrated!

Those men having sex with ladies with borehole sized pussies always develop waist pain. All their efforts goes to waste because it's just like using a bucket to drain a river