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People really need to learn to keep their family out of social media. An average Nigerian is never happy to see others succeed in business or have a happy home.

Very good. People are becoming wiser now.

So Mexican cartels have successfully infiltrated Nigeria? This is shocking.

BABANGBALI:
1: Survey the area for about 1 week

2:On the day of the Operation, wear over sized shirt.

3 : Be at the place between 11am to 12:30pm
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market,or indoors and the chicken�will be playing.

4: Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the center.

5: This is where you make Ur grand move �

6: Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head � ... quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside Ur over sized shirt under Ur armpit like a Bible �
7: Move on as if nothing happened.

THANK-Me-later

Ask questions for more explanations

"How to steal A Lion is next"

All types of people in this nairaland. Mad people and sane people in equal proportions

buygala:
Hmmmmm....see wahala



If the HIV itself does not kill, the toxicity of the constant retroviral drugs will damage the kidneys, liver and God knows what else


All ways now lead to express

Modified...to all those quoting me and telling me I know nothing about what I am talking about...


Please feel free to go get HIV because according to you guys, the retrovirals have no side effect...

It's basic medical knowledge that the kidney purifies whatever is ingested...and when the kidney keeps being overworked by purifying daily ingested drugs, it's just normal it will run into problems sooner or later and allow the toxins in these drugs into the bloodstream...and na dia the raggae go turn to blues

I personally know some people who are living in Nigeria with HIV and the honest truth is that it's not funny for them...strict dieting and compliance with drug dosage, all sorts of precautions to be taken before having sex or even conceiving, and a slow but sure decline in normal immune function...small sickness wey on a normal, no suppose disturb you go kpai you

Forget what Mainstream stream media brainwashes you with. .these HIV guys are sitting on a time bomb...

Life is already hard enough without having to deal with daily drug intakes and immune supplements...HIV is actually a death sentence....sooner or later

You will most probably die before the op. Foolish people like you die early. I blame cheap data for your stupidity. Instead of you to encourage the op you are trying to make him get more depressed. slowpoke like you.

Megabig:
Lol, I’ve been positive since 2008, that was second year in University, This is 13 years and I’m far better. All you need a a daily dose of your anti-retroviral… Don’t listen to what most uneducated people are telling you here, once you get to the clinic, you will see people who have been positive for over 40 years and they are old and still taking their pill. Pill is even not bitter at all.
How I saved myself:

1. I didn’t tell any family member because I wasn’t sure of how I will be treated. So no one knows till date.
2. I never told anyone I was dating, I’m undetectable therefore I cannot transmit it to you. What’s the point? So they will discriminate? Sorry I didn’t talk shit and they are all good too.

3. I don’t joke with my daily pill. Never!!!!!! I only once had one which made me week during the day, told the doctor and he changed it.

4. I didn’t tell any friend, so as it stands, the only people that know about my status is either people I met in clinic when going to take my pill or the people I picked pills for.

5. Finally, always go for your 6 months test, it to your own advantage because while checking your vital load, they will also check for STI which negative people don’t do. So you have free testing in the bag

6. Remove fear, it’s totally nothing I swear my life, you will be amazed.., Getting to the clinic will convince you though. No one is dying of HIV when they stick to their drugs.


You may not follow my pattern but if you have people you love and trust that won’t stereotype, why not? You can tell them. But sadly I don’t trust anyone to be happy with me especially when I knew I was just in 2nd year in university and my parents will blab on how I got to UNI and was positive. I just don’t want it…..

Again, live your life, make sure you just take your drugs and once undetectable… you are so good. It’s nothing big bro

Wow, this will help him a lot. I am happy to see you are doing well. You are a proof it's not a death sentence.

positivelad please the post above is what you should follow. I wish you the best

jeyem:
Stay alive forever! You may even die before the guy!

Lol

Miner13:
guess that's where her engine develop fault.wish her quick recovery

Lol

holutee:
I Have Begun my annual Distribution of Xmas Gifts (chicken for Families )

PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENT BELOW TO GET YOURS..
1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).
2. One Valid Identification Card.
3. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in your Life.
4.International Passport (if you don’t have one, go and get it).
5. Marriage Certificate (if married, if not go and marry)
6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17years

8. 4 Copies Of 2×2 Pictures (blue back ground).
9. Covid-19 vaccine certificate
10. Write an Essay (Explain why I should give you the Christmas present)…Not less than 800 words.- with proper margin.

Pls use green pen…

NB - Submit your application on or b4 DEC. 20th for the gift.................

1BIG CHICKEN �

Lol mad people everywhere

All this for just one chicken

dobnina:
This case is very simple to solve
Castrate the guys and remove one of the aunty's eyes
Sefini.

Exactly. I owe you a bag of rice

Castrate the guys so they can never use their dick ever again and at the same time remove the eyes of the aunty so she can never watch people rape someone and do nothing.

saphiere:
Men are just terrible.

Lol

This girl, gone are those days I would get angry over your comments.We are all used to it now. Werey

Righteousness2:
Wonderful woman! That is a Good one.
The Man is a Foolish man.
The Woman lacks Wisdom.

How do you marry a man without due diligence and check to know if he is married or not?

Well said. I couldn't have said it any better.

NaijaSumi:
How much is your money? How much do you yourself worth? You compare money to Christ... Can you see your perspective is shallow

Get lost and stop giving me mentions. Last response to you.

jaeyking:
One of the ways Nigerian parents made us have trust issues.

It might be funny but that statement created a rift between parents and kids.

Your parent would say dey won't beat u but would still go ahead to beat u.
Then next time you expect the child to say the truth

Very true

NaijaSumi:
You're a coward

For not wanting to say majority of your Pentecostal churches are fake money making business ventures? You must be sick in the head. Get lost.

NaijaSumi:
Who are the yeye denominations, fake pastors and Church members? Mention any name if you know you have what it takes... You will learn lesson

Which yeye fvcking lesson? Go and sleep

SAMSON

So if a fight breaks out when we are out drinking he has my back. No shaking

Kriss216:
They no dey waste time to close. 11am Church don close.

Correct. Catholic church 2 hours max. Mass starts 9am and by 11am we are out of there. No delaying unlike these other yeye denominations with fake pastors and church members.

Mercychen it will be difficult to see an african man that will agree to that. Good luck though.

verybadmouth:
Shut up your mouth there and get my point. Is it not possible this guy made a mistake in the process of registration. I'm sure he failed to do something right. Stop being silly and understand.

You are extremely stupid. My last response to you. Slowpoke.

verybadmouth:
How much are they owing sef that you're making noise up and down? Seek help from their officials. Go to their office in your state. I'm sure they are not owing you more than 20k or 30k sef.

You are very silly. Even if it's just 5k they are owing him he has every right to complain. Some of you nairalanders just talk because data is cheap. Rubbish

This Messi's victory has really hurt Obembet

Although I admire her undying support for ORORO

Beans and fufu

How does someone eat such a combination?

Na wah

This is really funny

You married an actress

I hope you can control her wild ways sha

Candidlady:
¤kabiru please pass me that chair and bring your lighter with you thanks¤

abortion of male kid should be legal while abortion of female kid should be illegal

TOAST TO THE DEAD

You are trying too hard to be like futureisfemale

We can only accommodate one lunatic on this forum. Please look for another forum to display your stupidity.

ANDREW91:
Next africa best is already decided. It's salah regardless of what happened in Afcon

Nope. Go through history. The year of AFCON and the best player of the tournament always wins the African best player of that year. So Mo Salah has to do very well and if better make his country with the AFCON cup fo him to be crowned the best for 2022.

KillIgbohoN0W:
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Messi must win EPL player of the Year!!
Who is Salah?

I see where you are coming from. Messi winning the balloon d'or instead of Lewandoski. That was controversial sha

KillIgbohoN0W:
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Messi-logic doesn't care whether he plays or not as long as he wins the individual award.

He is a dwarfish narcissist supported by a bloody fool.

Abeg just carry your wahala and go

OJEEMAH:
As long as they are still putting on their sentimental lenses, they will never understand why Messi deserved to win.

Always talking shit as if Messi doesn't have the stats and trophies to back his win.

If Messi was a European and he won La liga Top scorer, Copa Del Rey, Euros, Player of the Tournament & Top scorer, would the hypocrite had spew this crap??

When Ronaldo De Lima & Rivaldo won FIFA Best by winning Copa America 97 & 99, it wasn't a 10 teams tournament but anything Messi wins automatically becomes irrelevant..................jokers!!

Messi & Lewy fumbled in the UCL. Messi covered his abysmal performance in UCL with his CA win and performances while Lewy couldn't do same with Poland, knowing its a year for int'l tournaments and it will play a major role in deciding the winner.

Balon D'or should look for a way to present 2020 award to him cos most people dey confuse his 2020 achievements with 2021.

same people that didn't question why Messi finished 5th in 2018 despite having the best individual stats dey complain as if anybody told them the award is for any player that scored the highest number of goals

See 2016 & 2018 stats and Messi lost

Well said

KillIgbohoN0W:
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Does Messi-logic work that way?
Idiot

Illiterate. Go to school you refused. Now see you making a complete fool of yourself for all to see. As if Messi plays in the EPL.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Why not give it to Messi?

I'm sure he has more dribbles completed against EPL teams than Salah. He has more pre assists, touches, through balls, and other useless stats to win this award.

Nonsense.

Are you okay?

You guys just type without reading.

Does Messi play in the EPL?