Family › Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Kajaard: 4:53pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
My niece always tells me her daddy is the best daddy in the whole world. Whenever she says this myself and my senior brother ( her dad) would just smile  Kids are wonderful  |
Properties › Re: The House Where An Agent Took My Friend To In Lagos (Photo) by Kajaard: 3:22am On Nov 25, 2021 |
ashybabs: Seen That is not the main entrance to the flat. I strongly believe that is the passageway to the exit or back door. In a race for online views and likes people post all sorts of falsehoods on the internet. Don't believe everything you read or see. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ethiopia’s PM, Abiy Ahmed Has Gone To The Battlefront: State-Affiliated Media by Kajaard: 8:11pm On Nov 24, 2021 |
Guyman02: I can't believe how stupid African leaders behave, Abiy is drowning and holding onto straw, the scenario between Abiy and Tigray rebels is like a southern president taking over from Buhari and thinking you can push out Fulanis from the country in one swoop after the high level of nepotism so far put in place by Buhari without applying tact and diplomacy, when Buhari has entrenched them in all our security apparatus for the past 8 years. Imagine the amount of weapons currently in the hands of Fulani bandits alone who are non state actors and the official arms under the control of Army commanders of Fulani extraction, just replace Tigray with Fulani to get the picture using Nigeria context.
Obasanjo was able to deplete the officer core of the North to achieve a balance in the security agencies during his tenure by sacking all senior military officers that have held political appointment across board including Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa etc which didn't raise much eye brows, that's tactical leadership.
Recall that people like Buba Marwa was just promoted to Brigadier after serving as Lagos state military administrator, he was among the most ambitious but Obasanjo waited until people like him attended a conference abroad before making the announcement, Abiy is just a young man without political sagacity, Obasanjo met with him last week, instead of seeking for elderly advice from a seasoned African leader like Obasanjo he is announcing going to fight in the war front, dem go kpai am like Idris Debby of Chad . Lots of sense in your post. Nice one  |
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Married Woman Who Runs A Spa In Lekki by Kajaard: 6:53pm On Nov 24, 2021 |
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Travel › Re: Air Nigeria To Take Off April 2022 – Hadi Sirika by Kajaard: 5:14pm On Nov 24, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Finding The Perfect One by Kajaard: 5:13pm On Nov 24, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Finding The Perfect One by Kajaard: 4:52pm On Nov 24, 2021 |
FutureIsFemale: Can you show me where I posted that? Just some below  But can I ask you a question? Why do you hate all men? I hope you know no two people are the same? Just the same way we have good and bad women, same way it is with men. You need to calm down in your posts. Cheers 
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Romance › Re: Finding The Perfect One by Kajaard: 4:08pm On Nov 24, 2021 |
FutureIsFemale: [s][/s]It's the other way round. Men are the ones begging women for marriage. Some now prostrate to propose. Men are the ones begging women for marriage? Lol  But you keep posting here everyday with the exact words: Lord when will it be my turn , whenever you see pre- wedding pictures. Does this mean there is no man begging you for marriage yet or no man finds you attractive enough or all men run away from you because of your toxic character, and hence your hatred for all men?  Questions, questions, questions  |
Fashion › Re: My Elder Brother Wears Waistbeads by Kajaard: 3:28pm On Nov 24, 2021*. Modified: 3:43pm On Nov 24, 2021 |
Mood11: Your brother is a GAYsha gang 
Tech guys are weirdos sha My thoughts exactly. Waist beads on a man's waist just raises the GAYdar to high alert. |
Health › Re: The Components Of Crystal Meth AKA meth by Kajaard: 11:37am On Nov 24, 2021 |
Bacteriologist: We had it coming. Drugs are usually a manifestation of other deeper societal problems.
For example, Tramadol has been used by many workers to stay focused at work because in a harsh economy everyone wants to keep their jobs at all cost.
Tramadol is gateway drug it's only a matter of time and tolerance before the users develop addictiin for stronger substances.
Many programmers, music writers, labourers, construction workers etc use meth for increased productivity. Yahoo boys usually work at night night sleep comes. Meth can make you not need sleep for 10 days straight and you're bombing steadily.
Refer to Bella Shmurda's Ice on my neck, Ice on my wrist. Many days I never sleep. I'm taking risk song.
In a country where you need to be on a constant grind yo make ends meet, it's only a matter of time.
When you have the demand, the supply will come. Most of our entertainers ( musicians etc) take hard drugs like meth et al. It's the same reason why some of them start aging quickly. |
Health › Re: The Components Of Crystal Meth AKA meth by Kajaard: 10:52am On Nov 24, 2021 |
Doubleoh7: No wonder it squeezes life out of the consumers. The rate at which their physical looks deteriorate as if they are being embalmed while alive is scary They start rotting from the inside out. Starting with their teeth, then their skin starts drying up and makes them look like 50 years older, it blurs their sight because their eyes become bad, it eats up the brains etc etc |
Crime › Re: Woman Kills Her Husband, Nasiru Dagana, In Edo State (Video, Photo) by Kajaard: 10:47am On Nov 24, 2021 |
You will never see that futureisfemale lady in threads like these. Nonsense. |
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Celebrities › Re: Toyin Lawani's Husband, Segun Wealth, Ties Gele To Lagos Event (Photos) by Kajaard: 9:36am On Nov 23, 2021 |
All these weak men these days  The other one was kneeling like a slave and massaging the wife's legs in public and this one is tying gele. SIMPS everywhere. Spits  |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Trafficking Over 350 Million Naira Cocaine In Mumbai India by Kajaard: 6:35am On Nov 23, 2021 |
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Sports › Re: Football Fans Can You Guess These Players? by Kajaard: 8:46pm On Nov 22, 2021 |
TundeWX: 1 messi 2 Ronaldo 3 neymar 4 lewndowski maybe 5 ibrahimovic 6 mbappe 7 salah 8 9 10 de gea You are a real football fan. A carton of Guinness stout for you bro  |
Romance › Re: I Am In Pains..the Girl I Loved Is Now Acting blue film by Kajaard: 7:10pm On Nov 22, 2021 |
SenatePresdo: This guy is late, he died in 2009.
Xvideos has lots of old videos.
Some of the females in the porn you watch are Dead now, how do you feel wanking over the pussy of a dead woman? Byron Long is still alive. He is presently 59 years old. Stop saying what you don't know. A simple Google search would have avoided this. |
Romance › Re: Please Help Me! I Think I'm Getting Attracted To Bad boys (photos) by Kajaard: 7:02pm On Nov 22, 2021 |
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Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph's Husband, MC Fish, Massages Her Feet At An Event (Photos, Video) by Kajaard: 11:34am On Nov 22, 2021 |
This one married the husband. The husband did not marry her. Bloody simp of a husband. Nonsense. |
Education › Re: Gunmen Raid MOCPED, Lagos; Lecturer, Student Shot Dead by Kajaard: 7:07am On Nov 22, 2021 |
FutureIsFemale: Is this crime not committed by a male gender? The way you talk bad of the male gender I can see you are a very lonely person because no man wants to be with you, hence the hate. You probably are not pretty as well. Get a life. You are beginning to sound like a broken record. |
Crime › Re: NAF Staff Dies After Snake Hidden In Her Toilet Bit Her (Video) by Kajaard: 6:05am On Nov 22, 2021 |
This is terrible |
Romance › Re: Lady Cancels Her Wedding After Discovering That Her Husband-to-be Is Married by Kajaard: 5:10pm On Nov 21, 2021 |
FutureIsFemale: I don't hate men please. I only hate the evil they do. Why plan wedding with someone when you are married with kids? The girl should sue him for breach of trust and time wasted. You hate men. It's so glaring in all your posts. If you continue like this you will find it extremely difficult to settle down with a man. When I read your posts I just see a frustrated lady. |
Politics › Re: Passenger Destroys Properties At Lagos Airport Over Missed Flight (Photo, Video) by Kajaard: 12:14pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
He is an idiot. He is supposed to be at the airport at least 2 hours before for an international flight. He is at fault and yet behaving like a fool. They should lock him up in those prison cells they have at the international airport. Nonsense. |
Phones › Re: HELP: The Gallery I Used For My Photos Has Been Removed From Google Play Store. by Kajaard: 12:10pm On Nov 19, 2021 |
SlyIg: I woke up to realize that all the pictures I saved in my internal memory is no longer in my gallery, only the old pictures in my memory card are there. From my camera pictures to screenshot, everything gone! I've just found out the gallery I used is no longer on play store. Please, how do I recover my pictures. It will be so painful to lose them. Help out please.
Please, attention of moderators Honsule, Dragnet, puskin. Relax, there is absolutely no cause for panic. I see you are not really tech savvy. The pictures are still on your phone. Just follow the instructions of the dudes below. Cheers. Lexusgs430: Removal of an app, should not delete your pictures, if pictures are saved locally.........
Download file explorer and dig deeper........ Emmy3: No need panic.
1. Use Explorer. Download and one and locate the DCIM folder
2. Connected your phone to PC and export to your PC
3. Open Xender and you'll see all your pictures there.
4. Download another gallery app or Google photos. |
Politics › Re: Adesina Adedayo: Enaira Will Help Combat Tax Evasion by Kajaard: 7:08am On Nov 19, 2021 |
1Alex: I transferred ₦5k to my e-naira speed wallet since Tuesday, today is Friday yet the money has not dropped on the wallet. It would have been better for you to have bought suya with that money instead. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What No Employer Will Tell You. I Learned This The Hard Way by Kajaard: 3:23pm On Nov 18, 2021 |
Kreamie: In other words, lick ass/es the best you can. It’ll get you far.  I hate eye service. Every where I have worked I abhor eye service and avoid people that do. Most colleagues might not like me for this but the company can never get rid of me because I am the absolute best in what I do  |
Career › Re: When Your Career Makes Your Colleagues Dislike You by Kajaard: 1:32pm On Nov 18, 2021 |
Ussycool: Hmmn! Man, human sympathy do not hindered our development as a country. What undermined the Africa potential is Corruption, Bad leadership, and soon You just contradicted yourself. You talked about corruption and yet you don't know that one of the duties of the internal control audit officers is to investigate corporate corruption and recommend disciplinary actions. |
Career › Re: When Your Career Makes Your Colleagues Dislike You by Kajaard: 1:29pm On Nov 18, 2021 |
TriCee: You can still smile at people while discharging tough duties.
I was at my supervisor's desk to gist about weekend games. After so much laughter, I returned to my seat. Baba called my desk phone and said ''bro check your mail, I sent you a query''!! I off 
The query was for a previous day event o. He said ''my brother the work continues o''. I just laughed and responded to the query. I am like that your supervisor  My guys know I am a nice guy but tough when it comes to the job and deliveries. That's how it's supposed to be  |
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Romance › Re: I Am Growing Fond Of My Neighbors husband by Kajaard: 9:03am On Nov 18, 2021 |
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Crime › Re: Follow Up: Nigerian Locked Up for the Case of Rape —The Walk, The End. by Kajaard: 8:44am On Nov 18, 2021 |
daddytime: I'm just led to address you with a bit of my story just to correct some erroneous beliefs from you, chatinent and the rest. And believe me, this is coming from a position of love and I am hoping and praying that you are able to grasp just one lesson and maybe understand that hypocrisy has got a better meaning than you assumed.
You see, when I got enmeshed in the business of reaping from where I hadn't sown, to me, I thought it was an easy way out of poverty and indeed the best, fastest and only way in vogue.
In my time, there were no social media (FB, WhatsApp, etc) the grind then was more of manual scouting/scrapping for email addresses or postal addresses.
We started off as apprentices otherwise known as "shoe-shiners" because it was our duty to make sure the bosses' chores are sorted before we could even be allowed to listen to Oga's conversation with a client or see any of the faxed documents coming in or going out.
I learned the ropes from the ground up into when Social media was birthed and mobile phones had become a free-for-all. (This is to correct the belief that I am preaching karma and living right because I squandered my wealth and don't know how to continue making it if indeed I so chose to live). When you look around you today to see 13,14,15 years and above enmeshed in this evil lifestyle, making evil money, and you conclude that I am vexed because I can't make it in that same line if I chose to, then I have no words for you.
My ex-partners in crime are still all over the world, and just a WhatsApp message would be enough for me to continue doing the evil business. But I deliberately stayed out of touch because I have decided to tow a different line and God has been faithful in many ways.
I'm going to give you one or two stories for you to understand why I'm on this course of preaching Karma, causes and effects, and crime and punishment.
As an apprentice, my chairman had a "big" client then who was his very good paymaster.
This client would pay so much that my oga would even forget to keep in touch on the next billing because there was so much money to flex with.
Until one day when my boss tried reaching him without a response for a while. And then one day he decided to try the landline one more time when luckily the man's wife picked up and announced his demise. My boss had refused to believe until the woman sent a faxed picture of the man lying in his casket for his funeral.
We were a group of young boys as apprentices, and I'd later branch out to be on my own having learned the rudiments of the game and started making money by and for myself.
But there was one of my apprentice-mate then called "Chukwu" (not real name), he would remain with our chairman as his P.A and all.
One day we were together and he was lamenting on how he was on the phone with a female client who had been paying for only God knows how long, and the next thing he heard was kprakkkk like someone committing suicide, and that he has been calling the line with no response after that incidentt. Meaning the client had probably ended her life out of frustration.
In my case, the most money I made came from a fellow African (A Sudanese). This part of my story is very important to those who claim they are doing this shitty business to collect back what the white man stole from their forefathers- I often call it a lame excuse as usual. Heck, we even had a Nigerian client born in the UK whom we fleeced to ground zero until he started introducing his Asian friends ignorantly into the scheme who also got fleeced.
My Sudanese paymaster had a fledging trucking business.
I would go on to obtain money(s) from him by deceit, and go on to establish my own trucking business in Nigeria. You can check my old moniker baby for confirmation.
As at 2006, I had a fleet of 7- 30 tons dump trucks and trailers.
How I ever could believe I would destroy someone's life and business to enjoy mine is still a mystery to me today. If I should write about what happened with my trucking business, it will take a full page here.
Have I talked about an old couple who had been our clients and were paying until they retired and were still cajoled by my boss to hand in their retirement benefits?
They brought the monies across the border in duffel bags, one of which I straddled on my back on my boss' directive to take home for him.
The next day, my boss woke up and was on the phone with his dad when after the conversation he had turned to us and said, "na wa oh".... "My papa say dem just dupe am of him pension money". If this isn't karma, please, tell me what it is.
When the bubble busted and the Feds would call for a massive crackdown on us and our enterprise, my boss had been picked up quietly from the airport, Chukwu (my boss' PA) had been picked up, and I got arrested too.
During interrogation, I was confronted with every evidence in the book down to my pictures and voice recordings because our phones had been tapped unbeknownst to us.
With the array of incontrovertible evidence, it'd have been fool-hardy for me to keep denying my photographs and voice.
The only thing I was advised by my lawyer was to give a " no comment" answer to their subsequent queries because it was my right, and the evidence they had against me which had been shared with him can be argued if I refused to talk any further thereby arming them with newer facts and digging myself further in a hole.
Meanwhile, Chukwu and my boss had been grilled and already extradited to the US.
Seeing what they had on him, my boss would go on to plead guilty, pay back some money, and was handed an 8-year jail sentence. That's for the Billionaire/Kingpin who profited more from every fund that came in oh.
Chukwu, on the other hand, went on to play the kind of game Mr Bah had been playing. Instead of him accepting the evidence against him which could be proven beyond every reasonable doubt to his complicity, and plead guilty as well, he kept on denying and digging a bigger hole for himself with plenty shalayes. He ended up getting a 9-year jail sentence which they both did, and the chairman would come out before his boy.
I was fiddling with my phone sometime in 2016 when a WhatsApp message would pop up on my screen.. Who be this? It was Chukwu. He had just been released and repatriated.
We had a long talk, reminisced about the old-time, and told him about my new life.
He told me how he was putting up at Chairman's house obviously with nothing to start up on, and how he was waiting for Chairman to give him a promised #20m to start up his life.
In the course of the chat, I needed to step out on an errand. So, I told him we'd chat later.
That was the last time I'd ever talk to Chukwu.
Chukwu passed on that same day in a very mysterious way.
He was found slumped in the car with his girlfriend- a girlfriend different from the girlfriend we all knew him with. The one he told me he would be getting married to in a few months during our chat. The one who stood by him all through his incarceration years. The one who would travel all the way from the Netherlands every other month to visit him in the US pen. Life...
Chukwu had been in Europe a good 12 years before I even thought of trekking the desert to go find a "better" life.
For the most part of these years, he had done prison terms for drug trafficking, and then the 9 years for fraud before his demise just after his last prison term.
Chukwu passed on without a wife or kid to call his.
When the people you see living "large", envy, and look up to, get bold and convicted as I am today to tell you how it truly sits with them in their closets as we the inner caucuses know it, only then will you understand that I am not truly stupid.
Why should I be ashamed to tell the truth and keep liberating myself and anyone else who seeks to truly be free from the throes of living a crime, lie, and ignorance?
As a matter of fact, fear no even day my dictionary abi you never read how I take dey sleep for cemetery while on my way through the desert all by myself?
When the conviction came for me to tell my story and eventually do the book, I had refused to hold back anything, however damning and laughable they might appear to anyone (just as you lit have been doing here) because I knew that telling it the way it is was the only way I'd succeed in whatever message I was bent on passing on.
When my parents and siblings got a hold of my book, they weren't really as pleased as they should have been even though they were all surprised reading all I had to go through.
They naturally would have expected I curried it all up to prevent the " what would people say or think".
But how do I tell my story without recourse to the very foundation upon which I was thrust into the life I would come to see and live?
How would my story make any sense to you if I failed to tell you in honest terms how my old school parents loved to have kids so much that they'd eventually go on a kids- making spree, so much in the hopes that at least one of these kids would turn out well, and be the Messiah to bail the family out of it's throes until they "manufactured" 11 of us with limited resources to give us all a good quality of life, no matter how daddy and mummy struggled to fend for us all, and eventually making me the dupe of the whole arrangement because as young as I was then, I already figured something had got to give, and daddy would be needing a support to cater properly to all of us kids.
With this in mind, I told myself school had got to wait, while I ventured out to go find a way out of the present quagmire. And should I meet my end while at it, I had asked God to rest my soul, if for no other reason, but for the reason that I had refused to sit still amid my present family dynamics, yet die, but instead chose to die while trying to make an impact in mine and my family's setting.
Sorry guys for the epistle.
The beginning and end of this lengthy write up is that if I truly was hypocritical or broke as you guys keep alleging, and I desired to make it "big" in your understanding, I have the connect/contacts, I know how to get whatever tools I would be needing.
But for me, it is a vow that I'd rather die poor than go stealing from people, and I am keeping it until my maker calls me back to him to account for my time here on earth.
One more thing, as per the ex-convict tag, I am not vexed by it, and so very sure I deserve that tag if indeed the judgement had said so. Why? you may ask because I deserved it.
But when the judge says that, due to the evidence before the court, that my culpability was limited and from a stand point of a "victim" too, and as such should be acquitted, what should I do?
To this end, and for people like you, I have decided that should a fire break out in my house today, the next thing I'd be saving after my family is that piece of paper acquitng me, just in case the likes of you prop up in the future with this same narrative.
Happy Sunday, guys. Make una no vex.
Choi...this is lengthy.
I'm sorry, this is how best I know to express myself (writing). I barely talk much in person except I'm on stage addressing the youths with my experiences. This touched me bro. You have my respect. |
Crime › Re: Chidinma Called Me With Private Number To Ask About Ataga’s Range Rover - Driver by Kajaard: 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2021 |
Iyaebe: Life sentence on a murder case?I doubt. This chidinma is really cold hearted sha. She is cold hearted. Such a pretty girl just wasted her life. I really want to know her motive for killing him, it just doesn't make any sense to me. |