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Kipaji:
I'm building my home for me and my two wives.

Each wife will have her bedroom.
Now, I am wondering whether I should build one or two kitchen.
What do you think?
Input from (current or future) polygamists and women would be appreciated.

Op if you want peace in your house build two separate kitchens for each wife.

Women don't get along with each other unlike men. To make it worse these are two wives that will be envious of each other and hate each other as well.

Illegal1:
omoh.........been broke will let u realise dat u don't have contacts,bt jst phone numbers u pack full phone.

Lol 🤣

DevilsEqual:
I really don't understand too

It seems he now wears a wig

Nope. He did hair transplant.

It's very common with bald men that have the funds in the US.

DrFunmisticGlow:
So the uncle that has passed his prime with a dropping sperm count, weakening erection and hypertension, diabetes and all sorts of other diseases wants a hospice wife to care for him so he won't die alone abi?

What was he doing when his mates were getting married? He wants to leech of the youth of someone's daughter. Let him look for his mate

Lol

I know the Lagos Indian Language School at Ilupeju where Indians send their kids. There is a reason it is called INDIAN LANGUAGE SCHOOL and not Indian School because the kids are taught in Indian language.

I hope you know the school was created to cater to the needs of the kids of the Indian community at Ilupeju? I hope you know the language of instruction there is not in English language?

They created that school to imbibe the Indian culture in their kids that were born here and lived all their lives here so they still have that touch with their home base: INDIA

It's not everything we should complain about and run to social media without doing any credible research. All this because data is so cheap these days, smh

Asmmi:
Probably they pressed the child lock button thinking it was one fun button for kids. I'm sure those kids parents didn't have cars so they didn't understand the meaning of child lock

True

DrFunmisticGlow:
your uncle should look for his agemate, not someone young enough to be his daughter, so as not to leave her a widow

Nope. The 25 to 30 year age range is the preferable child bearing age range

imagrg:
The term is only for ladies who have passed their prime age.

Evening newspapers beg for love.

Most of them sef are Baby Mamas.

They have over-stretched toto.

And are fvcked by boys far younger than them.

Funny enough, they still wear bum-shots that reveal their flabby buttocks, and legs that were once like ripe pawpaw.

The one in my area has not learnt her lessons. She's still giving her 'widow's might' to small boys like a 'free-to-air' channel

Lol

Una go kill me with laugh one day for this nairaland

A little too late for that.

With all your money you could not hire a good lawyer to advise you not to plead GUILTY?

You had to get a charge and bail lawyer. Those ones that carry those old worn out briefcases and wear coat ( not suit).

mytime24:
She no even fine sef 🤥

Real men these days are not after beauty when we think of wives.

Have you not noticed men play around with your so called loose and wayward beautiful women but when it's time to settle down they marry an average looking woman with good character?

They there dey play. You better make hay while the sun shines because your so called female beauty has a timeline. Men see past that now

festacman:
You must have read about stunningly beautiful but radically charged Winnie Mandela who was overwhelmed by Nelson Mandela's long absence in prison that she got sexually entangled with some young men. So, on his release from prison Mandela had to divorce her and married a widow Gracia Machel.

100% Facts!

Odewaleadesoye:
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Very true.

Same way women are crazy but we 'MEN' cannot do without them.

Truth be told both genders have varying emotional identifiers but neither can live without the other. Let's not deceive ourselves to think otherwise.

They came in a convoy of 4 Hilux pickup and 1 Jeep to pick one person?

Do university cults have access to 5 heavy duty vehicles to move around at once to pick one person?

Something doesn't add up

Kewtt:
Then if "we" local Kogi people are naive leave us alone. However if you are intelligent all you have said constitutes grounds for the EFCC appeal. The FHC and SHC are courts of coordinate jurisdiction

You are a brainwashed dimwit. Go see how your Kogi state looks like a glorified village and you are here defending a thief that impoverished your state.

It pains me to know I share the same country with people like you. Pathetic

Meerahbel:
I have my peace
I can't not come and run mad in Lagos.

5:00am eyes don open, 600am you don road

5:00-6:00pm you close from work, 7:00pm-8:00pm inside bus you eyes dey blink, 10:00pm you finally reach house dey think of wetin you go chop.

Before you finally eat 11:00pm don nak.
12:00-1:00pm sleep don come,, you finally sleep by 1:00am.

4am you don wake again again. Hell no, I collected the salary and call it quit.

Lol 😂

This is the perfect definition of RAT RACE 😂

Just imagine the horrible smell from those naked bodies. Putrid body odours and series of fish smelling vaginas.

Runs away to vomit

adecz:
I pray for holyghohhhhssst
Fayaahhh 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥in your life ❗️❗️❗️

Lol

adecz:
If your sister at over 30 has this type
of directionless life, you'll be happy, abi❓❓

Some of you people with poverty mentality
think that anything rich people do is
🆗 and normal.

E be like say you too needs spiritual
cleansing to reset & reformat your mindset..😏😏😏

If you live your life for people you will never be happy.

I can see you are one of those that cares too much about what people say and pay little to no attention about what makes you happy or your mental health. Sadly people like you live a very miserable life.

adecz:
This lady needs spiritual cleansing
and prayers ❗️❗️🤔🤔🤔

Says who? You guys just keep insinuating rubbish.

She is happy and that's all that matters.

Nigerians - a very hateful people. Spits in disgust

AnonPoet:
The centre of corruption is no longer with the government, it is now with regulators.

Nigerian regulators are now perceived as being the most corrupt part of the Nigerian government - Reno Omokri blows up in interview with Channels TV.

The Smoking Hot Part of My Channels TV Interview That Was Edited Out!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BKQEqACgfE

The op is RENO himself. I did a research on all his posts.

Caaz:
Food is ready


Cc: nlfpmod

That's nice. It's good she has learnt how to cook well from a young age.

A*nie longest time

ItisWell22:
Obviously needed some peace and quiet.

Exactly

labake1:
Why is it difficult to get these qualities in a man?

Just get clay and build a man with all those qualities. Werey

Kobojunkie:
Does this also explain raping of women by men? Basically, because women(Sellers) exist that is why some men become rapists) buyers)?

Lol, you are not well Kobo

ayoolataiwo:
Yahaya don buy market,,,,resisting that arrest is the biggest mistake he'll ever made

Yahaya Bello is a complete disgrace.

We keep saying our leaders are too old and saying the young ones should rule. See what a young politician did now. No difference. The country is rotten to the core, both old and young are thieves.

Yahaya Bello should stop being a coward and come out of hiding. He must pay for his theft and atrocities. What a disgrace

Too many misleading information on social media and the news these days.

You don't know what to believe anymore. They said he has being transferred to kirikiri, not we hear he is still at ikoyi prison

Kobojunkie:
And Nigerian men are their major clients, so, what exactly is your point?

If there were no 'SELLERS', there will be no 'BUYERS'

DenreleDave:
Congratulations but Pls don't go and give testimony at Pastor Eneche Church oooo..

If you must go by force, kindly write your speech for paper Abeg 📄

I don't want to hear justice for lamani from anyone àbi proNOUN students ooo

Lol

My dad told me something many years ago and it has stayed with me and kept me through all these years.

He said never you S*H.I.T where you eat. He said I should make sure I never get into a relationship in any of the following settings:

1. Don't date a lady you work with
2. Don't date your classmate
3. Don't date a lady in the same church
4. Don't date a lady in the same compound or street or estate
5. Run away from married women

Avoid these situations if you want any respect. Because trust me it never ends well.