₦airaland Forum

DaddyCK:
so u get paid to hold womens hand when they cross road & guttter corrrect?...at least u gettin paid! (no oofeinse)

Lol

You guys will kill someone with laugh one day in this forum

SilverOrLead:
He is not King Charles son.

He is the bastard child of his adulterous mother and her bodyguard.

Are you serious?

hakeemhakeem:
She is a real HALL

A Town HALL

southsouthking:
Lunatic father

And mother. Both of them should be locked up.

From the information below the mother was there as well. Irresponsible Igbo smoking parents.

And why would I listen to any word that comes out of Orji Uzor Kalu's mouth: a known thief and ex convict.

We knew all this long ago.

I was privy to some sensitive information during OBJ's regime.

Politics is a dirty game. If you are contesting for a public position be ready for all your secrets to get spilled, most especially these days with easy access to information thanks to the internet

Righteousness2:
The Greatest Passport is the Passport to Eternal life in Heaven.
The passport is JESUS CHRIST.

This topic is passports on earth and not heaven. Try and be calming down Mr Chosen.

Your body too dey hot

Cooked and ate the pregnant woman

Some people are not fit to live amongst humans

jobportng:
your rate is more than black market 775/$, you still charge loading fee, charge fee for creating card, then to unload the card you loose almost all your money because your rate is low to unload card! haba fear God!

You said the absolute truth.

SLAP44:
When a person who is an illiterate and had his own traditional ruler kidnapped by bandits is promising you education and security, RUN!

I didn't mention names o

This is deep, Lol

ahnie:
Don't mind the useless thing servicing corpse in kenya.in his fickle tiny mind,Kenya don turn abroad.
He just wouldn't keep kwayet and continue servicing corpses in Kenya as a mortician,he dey here dey open his gutter mouth confusing me for his useless mother that would die a miserable death.

This stupid thing that cannot impregnate a day old boiler chick.
Peeps that are in the real abroad no make noise,na person wey dey Kenya dey wash n iron dead bodies dey open his stinky mouth diss his useless mother.

Who is in Kenya? Lol

My post really struck a nerve, right

Start acting your age. An over 40 year old lady should maintain proper decorum.

ahnie:
See this one that if his mother doesn't do menial jobs for people,she nor go fit eat.whose father takes delight in falling inside gutter.

Go get a JOB.





slowpoke!
And oops continue stalking me,you go tire!
Consider my replying you,your biggest achievement of this year, because I won't dignify you with my esteemed response,you ain't worth it.

Lol

Rantings of an over 40 year old very black dirty looking attention seeking akara seller.

Your live revolves around nairaland. That's why you keep churning out millions of worthless threads. Go get a life old woman.

You should be happy I even lowered myself to reply your post. Further mentions will be ignored. Dimwit .

ahnie:
Stupid leeches still crumbing from their parents, opening Thier stinky mouth degrading Nigerian women.

You really should not be using the word leeches or broke here.

An akara selling lady should not be broke shaming people.

These dudes here I believe are young enough to be your son's agemates. There are better ways to curtail them or best still just keep shut and ignore their comments.

ElijahIme1992:
looool dis una gang up no go work dis time... Na so una do Malignantguest he run comot for nairaland....

Lol

Malignantguest fall hand sha

He was forced to deactivate his account. Very weak ass move

Persephone1:
The soup on the rice is taking the larger part of the whole food yet they went on to add more stew on the Moimoi.

Op, modify your post to the soup i bought for 450.

Lol

jeromestarks:
I visited plateau state this morning and my babe said we should eat at a local eatery after hunger hit both of us.

This babe don't like wasting money. so she entered this local eatery and ordered for her food.

I ordered for a plate of rice and moi moi.
I was expecting the waiter to mention 1500 but to my surprise, she said "a plate of rice with goat meat and moimoi is 450"


The moi moi alone is 100 naira.

You for crop this hand before posting

That hand is an evidence of Buhari's regime

jeromestarks:
nlmodfp
I went to plateau, Jos.

I hope this your babe is a virgin?

Because you always preach about the need to get a virgin for marriage

Nawttiboi007:
This culprit shud be hold responsible is a prime suspect

English na wah

Modern day women: myself and my partner

Emphasis on the PARTNER part. Nothing like husband anymore.

That's the result of being woke

I keep saying it: over 90% of so called Pastor's in Nigeria are fake and only on it for the money and free access to their church members pussies.

Fake pastors everywhere.

Sonnobax15:

Damn....hell no!!!

I rather gather all my keke osusu money use am take plant mango tree for middle of road than upgrade my banny . Ordinary fine dress wey I buy for her wey she wear follow me go outing on Xmas Eve,area men almost win her from me

Jokes apart,for my own peace of mind, I'd rather upgrade my poultry from a cage of old layers to broilers than upgrade my banny

Sonnobax you and this your frog image

I always use the image to identify you

I hope business is great!

Jakumo:
One can only speculate as to how many innocent toilet fixtures shattered under the massive weight of that monstrous buttocks deformity.

The ugly and disgusting medical condition afflicting this unfortunate woman is called Steatopygia. Here is the Wikipedia explanation

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia

First time I am hearing that word, thanks for the education.

It seems lots of Nigerian women suffer from this condition called Steatopygia

All these yeye children of nowadays sef

miracood:
I also tried approaching a girl that I discovered that she lives in my area on new year's day..

Bitch just left me talking to myself. I just meeve..

I actually bleeped up... Because even if I get the chance to smash her, I probably wouldn't. Unless maybe the konji is very strong.

The boldfaced just got me laughing

EmzyT:
It must be one these Urchins disturbing us on this Forum

Armed Robbers at Day
Brainless Urchins at Night

They are also brainless urchins at day after counting their loot from their raids and when they have spare time.

That's why they are always online spewing rubbish.

orohbiro:
Do this man look like a governor self see person wey wan be president! Very agberoish

Extremely agberoish. No difference between him and a cutlass waving thug.

ZolotuaLorenzo:
Sterling Bank, saw it on TikTok

Please can you verify this information before I start dragging them on twitter.

Because once I start dragging them it will be loud.

SAMJAY7:
What a beauty to behold

Nothing beautiful here.

Don't let makeup deceive you.

See this face first thing in the morning and you will realise makeups have been helping women since biblical times.

Ofunaofu:
What is really happening to nairaland

The Caption says;
My fiscal discipline mistaken for stinginess — Peter Obi

Here is the link;
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/01/my-fiscal-discipline-mistaken-for-stinginess-peter-obi/

But a tribal bigot of a Mod that push it to the front page changed and twist the caption to ;
Peter Obi: If The Presidency Is By Turn, It Is my Turn As An Igbo Man



Seun, what is going on here

It's very sickening.

Seun you need to call your mods to order. The forum is fastly going into disrepute because of the glaring tribalism displayed on a daily basis.

And before anyone starts saying I am saying this because I am igbo which is the usual narrative, know that I am a proper south South man from Edo state. Stop with the tribal hate on the forum. The forum is now a shadow of it's past self.

Seun
nlfpmod
Mynd44
Lalasticlala
Justwise
OAM4J
Dominique

Attention seeking queen of nairaland.

Desusi:
Some lessons to be learned here, It shows how he valued his sim cards and the level of his maturity.He forgot to realize that, so long,he is alive,he can use millions of sim cards. What then is the values of life?l pray that sudden death will not be our lot in Jesus name.Amen.

Amen.

It's the social media age. Everyone is so busy with tiktok, Instagram, WhatsApp et al. Maybe he thought he could never get his contacts back.

It makes absolutely no sense to me.

Rest in peace to the dude.

We4all:
Auto shop my foot! Here in Nigeria, we call it mechanic workshop.

You are right. It's a mechanic workshop.