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Who knows when the result will be released for those that wrote the exam in Ibadan....

VolturiLord:
Yeah, they did. A friend of mine write over there. Seems like they were told to wait after the exam and the successful candidates then proceeded to the interview phase.

Wow, that's fast... They may send it tomorrow since it was CBT...

VolturiLord:
Twas alright, did the best I could. You have any idea when we are gonna find out the verdict? Seems the people that write in PH already conducted an interview.

I don't know... Interview? How so? Did they do their aptitude test today?

VolturiLord:
Did anyone here write the test in Ibadan?

Yes. I wrote it in ibadan... how was it?

Dharniel:
i've sent it...

Please send a copy to me too...

Mekese:
If the picture is not uploading, check the format of the picture....

i believe it is specified on the page

Thanks

I got the invite few minutes ago. I've been trying to upload my pix but it's not going through. It brought a message "requested resource is not available... Is anybody facing the same problem? Also, i don't have any identification asked for in the email sent to me. I only have voter's card which my picture on it, is blurry and NYSC ID card. Can i use it?

MilesMolesey:
I don't see anything wrong with the heading.
was fits in well.

Seriously... It (school fees and four years) is plural and should be followed with 'were'. It is like saying '10 signs they(school fees and four years) were wasted... Can you say they was wasted? Is it grammatically correct?

10 Signs Your School Fees & Four Years Was Wasted In The University
@op... It should be 10 signs your school fees and four years were wasted...

Mukina2, ben13, ishilove... push this to front page so that people can release stress with this....

Pastor: if you are worshipping with us for the first time in this
church, The New life Church. You are so special to us. The whole church will like to know your name.
New comer: I'm Dele Ogbeche.
(church...shouts and cheers)
Pastor: Halleluyah!
Church: Amen.
Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer request you want the church to pray for you ?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how he promoted it in my former church.
Church: AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN
Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength to pray this prayer for him That Oh Lord, promote this Mr Ogbeche's business in this church (speaks in tongues... masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the Lord, Listen, that your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds.
Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMM
MMMEEEEEENNNNNNN.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well abi?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me. As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in making casket. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my business. That's why I had to leave the church to search for a greener pasture.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Ogbeche's life and business permanently if he refuse to leave this church immediately..
Church: IN JESUSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokokokolelelelelelesokokomasererere (everybody started speaking in tougues)
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?! Oluwa ya wa ya ibi o!

Most of what op wrote if not all are true... Number 5 point reminded me of what happened during ssc 201(statistics) in part 2 when I was still in OAU . This guy sat beside me and started asking questions 20 minutes after exam started... In another exam, I might have answered him but not in statistics... After the exam, he turned to my enemy but we later reconciled ...

Mariojane:
Nooo thank you. Charms makes you dizzy and I need clear eyes. You may join my bodyguards

charms make you dizzy? so you have tried it before... And about the offer to join your bodyguards, how much will you pay? Are there fringe benefits attached to the office like official car, free medical treatment among others?

Mariojane:
they have charm oooo

... then that's the answer... charms are cheap than bodyguards ... so do the needful

Mariojane:
for where? do you think it is easy to keep your money and employ body guards to guard my life and the money

No interest... Remember that customer is always right... Furthermore, you can invest our money pending the time for withdrawal... do you even need bodyguards? Have you not heard about "baba alajo"(the man that goes around to collect money and keep it for the owners)? Baba alajo or Iya alajo doesn't have bodyguards

Mariojane:
you will just pay interest for keeping your money that is all. i am UNAD graduate not OAU

interest? You are the one that should pay us interest since we are keeping our money with you which you can use for business like banks do...

Mariojane:
you all can use my house as your bank,i won't ask for BVN I promise

you want to yahoo yahoo us abi ... By the way, you look like my friend's gf... Did you finish from OAU?

Mariojane:
GBAM! it can never close they are just whining their mouths because they believe they should threatening us forgetting we are Nigerians and we no dey fear





at worse i will turn my house to my bank

... If everyone follows your footstep by turning their houses into banks, then robbers will pay regular visits to every home..

Flets:
Whatz left to be denied by this govt?

Our new govt is thriving and living in denial.

What do you mean about denial? Did Garba Shehu or Femi Adeshina or Buhari himself confirm the first news before this one? It was merely garbage cooked up by our incompetent and lazy journalists...

Word of Advice: Don't join the bandwagon without checking the authenticity of news...

Etetejake:
A close female friend of mine called me this afternoon to tell me her ordeal yesterday been sunday.
Plsss, matured advice only. I myself don't know what to advise her on, so I promised her tomorrow that I will give her advice base on the help of my nairaland family.

She said she went to her boyfriend's place yesterday. They have been dating for two months now. One thing led to the other and everything ended up in sex. But she got the shocker of her life which she didn't disclose to her boyfriend. The guy doesn't know nothing about sex. instead of arousing her, he went straight to satisfy himself and left her still boiling with desire. She would have teach him how to satisfy a woman if that was the only problem. But that wasnt. the main problem is that the guys joystick is so little that she didn't feel nothing inside her when he was pumping her with all his strength.
She said she loves the guy and doesnt want to hurt him bkx he is very kind and loves her with his whole heart. But she is the type that loves quality sex so much. She vowed never to cheat on her future husband but if she end up with this guy that vow will be but a mere word. She is 25 and the guy is 34.
She wants to know if she should continue or quit the relationship? If u support any, give also the reason she should.

...

There was a day I went to First bank to withdraw some cash and I met a long queue. I waited for like 30 minutes and I was still far from being attended to. I was tired and frustrated. That was when I saw a lady jumped the queue and went to meet a female cashier to withdraw money. Immediately, I challenged the female cashier and the 'queue jumper'. Thank God the female cashier spoke nicely and apologised. If not, I would have scattered the place...

Well, the events in senate and House of Representatives are interesting... The emergence of Bukola Saraki and Dogara in senate and house of Representatives respectively which is against Apc leadership wish, has changed the political settings in the National Assembly. Anyway, they will have no excuse for failure since they are not product of imposition...

hardeorlah:
I got my result now too; I was actually expecting more score in d reading but I landed with low score for reading BT for listening I was distracted in the last section of the listening but I thank God am good to go with my scores.

speaking 7
listening 5.5
writing 7
reading 5.5
overall band -6.5

I thank God DAT I scale through becos 40k no b beans ooooo

Congratulations... which material did you use while preparing for the examination ?

In as much as i detest leaders with sit tight syndrome and dictatorship mindset, I think the journalist should not have given her opinion after the convoy of Mugabe left. It brings in question her neutrality on the issue. Journalism is all about bringing light to any form of impunity, economic problems etc by an independent and neutral umpire.


Lastly, I think Mugabe deserved the treatment he got. How can a leader stay in power since 1980s till date?

This is good initiative by Bishop...

























Meanwhile, something strange happened...

Really? Waiting for verifiable source...




Meanwhile, this happened when I decided to check my balance on mtn

Halleluyah, I just talked to him. He is hale and hearty... Glory be to God

I've been informed that he has been found... Glory be to God. Details later

He was my course mate in OAU. He will surely be found...

@Ikenna351, OAM4J, Afam4eva... please push this to front page

More pictures...

GodsMercy1:
We pray for God's mercy to bring him back from wherever he may be right now

Amen... Thanks